Why do all women in anime end up at the mercy of fat, old, bald, eyeless, nippleless men?
Can anyone stop a nippleless fat old bald eyeless guy?
That never happens in anime. Only in shitty doujins does it happen.
>>135604238
They've had a lifetime of experience.
Do you suppose they remove their eyes to heighten the sense of rape? Like spider-man?
You can't stop manbearpigs.
>>135604399
Omfg kek
>>135604399
>Do you suppose they remove their eyes to heighten the sense of rape? Like spider-man?
>>135604399
Did you mean Daredevil? Although I don't he went blind by choice.
>>135604399
>>135604444
Waste of a quad.
>>135604399
I'm amused by this post.
>>135604399
My sides are gone, give them back.
He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
>>135604399
>>135604399
First time I ever laughed on /a/
>>135604238
Is it at all suspicious that I sometimes fantasize about being girl who's being sexually dominated by a portly old man?
>>135604399
go to bed ivan you are still very drunk
>>135605827
Cormac McCarthy is a crazy motherfucker
>>135605827
>War is god.
What did he mean by this?
>>135604238
ah, in doujin, it is because there's nobody uglier than a fat old bald eyeless nippleless man :D so, even the most disgusting otaku could feel good about himself, because the ugly guy can still get pussy even though in real life he never will.
>>135604238
>>135604238
Can we just create a new board like /u/ but for NTR fags so they can sit around and circlejerk about how much they want to be fucke-I mean want to watch guys fuck gfs/wives?
>>135609772
it all makes sense now
>>135604399
Like the guy from Shut Hell
>>135610605
Bektel was fucking crazy as fuck.
>>135611843
Aw, I posted something unnecessary.
>>135611870
>>135611894
>>135611918
>>135611940
>>135604238
Because they always have magical drugs or incredibly vast resources to ensnare their targets into inescapable situation (ransom, loan debt, blackmail, etc). Physically their just fucking fat weaklings. Evil application of human cleverness I guess.
>>135604399
I love you
>>135604399
>Do you suppose they remove their eyes the sense of rape? Like spider-man?
I can tell you one thing and that's you don't need to lose your eyes to heighten your sense of rape, you lose only some chromosomes. Also your post made me laugh.
>>135612239
I like when the fat bastard actually get his comeuppance at the end. Probably because its so rare but its a really nice catharsis.
>>135604238
>Can anyone stop a nippleless fat old bald eyeless guy?
No one can, not even the MCs.
Anyway who would you want to see get raped by the fat old bald men(FOBM), /a/? Mine's pic related.
>>135612393
http://exhentai.org/g/789473/4477c969b6/
>>135612400
They can sometimes. It happens very rarely but there are times when the badass ultimately resurfaces after the mighty cock and delivers righteous punishment over the fat fuck. I wonder if there's a name for that. Those hentai heroines are my fetish.
>>135610605Threadly reminder that the /ss/ is canon
>>135604399
What?
>>135604238
fat faceless old men need love too
I want a doujin where a fat faceless old guy is trying to find true love but good women are afraid he'll rape them and sluts are always trying to come on to them and he's just a nice guy trying to get by but the whole world's against him
>>135604238
Because they're easily dehumanized: at one point, they become just floating penises.
>>135604238
I think jin/MTSP does it best. Stronk fat CEO business man with lots of experience, exquisite tastes for the finer things in life, and a powerful schlong.
But it takes him forever to impregnate rin and seiba so does that mean this poor misunderstood stronk fat ceo has a low sperm count like hank hill? or a narrow urethra?
I'm 29 and well on my way to becoming one of them. I'm already fat and bald, is there anything else I should do?
>>135604399
Someone explain this to me. It makes no sense.
>>135613067
Talk to Ron Jeremy
>>135613098
Are you a salaryman?
>>135613136
No.
>>135613098
Here you go >>135605371
>>135604399
Makes sense
>>135613176
...okay...
>>135604399
>>135605827
>big J
>old
>soiling himself with women
[spitteth intensifies]
>>135604399
>>135613067
Practice lewd lines.
>>135604399
>>135604399
>Like spider-man?
This shit right there is like the icing on the cake.
Remember anons!
If you reach wizard status, that simply means you're destined to become a fat bald old man! You know what to do!
>>135604399
Wait Spider-Man raped someone?
>>135606915
>>/co/
>>135604399
>Do you suppose they remove their eyes to heighten the sense of rape? Like spider-man?
>>135604399
Only 3 days in on 2016 and this happen
Bravo /a/
>>135604399
Wew early year we already have legendary anon.
Ever since I turned 25, I cheer for the older man in every show anyway. Like, I like Kaiki more than Araragi, it's easier for me to relate to Gendo, than to Shinji now. So I welcome old man rape doujins because I can self-insert in them. Here's your answer.
>>Hentai logic
There is only one choice for beautiful elegant woman: fat ugly old man.
>>135604399
I didn't laugh, I just wondered, what was he thinking?
>>135604399
holy shit
>>135604399
>sense of rape
>Like spider-man
This is absolutely gold.
>>135604399
>Do you suppose they remove their eyes to heighten the sense of rape? Like spider-man?
>>135604238
Do you even degradation/humiliation?
>>135612684
Wait, so did she fuck that kid or not?
>>135604238
That's not what happens in women's anime though.
DAILY REMINDER THAT EVEN IN ANIME WOMEN ONLY WANT CHAD
FAT OLD BALD REPULSIVE MEN: RAPIST
HOT RICH SKILLED DOMINANT BAD BOY WITH AN EVENTUAL HIDDEN HEART OF GOLD: WOMEN'S FIRST CHOICE FOR LOVE INTEREST
>>135615736
>>135615857
This anime is so fucking stupid.but her character design was good so I watched the whole season
>>135604399
This year is off to a good start
>>135604238
Russians tried but they stole their tricks.
>>135615857
I only like Nozaki-kun.
>>135617286
Nobody cares what a faggot wants tho
>>135615615
Yes, she even taught him kung fu.
>>135617410
Sakura's a girl tho.
>>135617462
But you are a faggot.
>>135617498
I was saying that she likes Nozaki, you faglord.
>>135617557
>being this butthurt at being called out on your shitty roleplaying
>>135604399
Of course they do.
>>135617809
You are as dense as a harem MC.
>>135617847
>avatarfagging
>>135617909
Retard.
>>135604238
>Can anyone stop a nippleless fat old bald eyeless guy?
Saitama
>'Stop making bald people look bad.'
>>135617960
>makes shitty roleplay
>gets mad when people point it out
>>135604238
>All
But I can think of several that haven't. My waifu, for instance.
>>135604399
I really have outgrown this funny place and its memes
>>135604399
is everyone laughing because they don't get anon or because they find his theory ridiculous?
cause I can see where anon is coming from but I'm not sure if you guys do
>>135618067
Are you done greentexting now?
>>135604238
They are the demonbane of hentai.
So take a guess if they can be stopped.
>>135617423
Fucking awesome, I need to finish reading it. I was hoping there would be some parallel fucking going on, past and present.
Shit's tight, bruv.
>>135604238
saitama punching their dicks
>>135604238
They are MCs that got too old to MC in a proper show.
But with all the MC power they have EXP points and money on top.
They are invincible.
Are you ready for AOTY /a/?
>>135604238
mom!
汚いおっさん
>>135623740
>there's actually a pixiv tag for fat middleage men
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>>135620335
My father really likes marshmallows and always asks me to bring some when I come over to see him. Should I be concerned?
>>135612489
>tfw no doujins about a rape victim systematically killing every fat bald old man in japan
>>135620335
>Comparing Ojisan to rapists.
Disgusting.
>>135604238
He fucked you're waifu!