>her face when you confess

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My daily reality check.

what would be the point of confessing unless you know the girl already likes you

>>135577309
>tfw her saying that and acting upon it is my fetish

I'm fucked up

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>>135575473

>>135575702
>implying
This is only true for idiots and haremfags

>>135577276

There's some fags who would randomly confess to a girl just because she was nice to them once, without bothering at all to actually build a relationship before.

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>>135575473

"You error, honey"

>>135577554
i'm glad i wasn't born a girl and don't have to put up with shit like that

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>but we've been together for a good while now

>>135577663
are you a mexican or spaniard

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>>135577601
>they're supposedly filling them with enough oxygen it isn't lethal any more to stop this.

>>135577732
No

>>135577784
good

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>>135577372

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"B-but I'm a boy?"

>>135577823
Y-yeah.

>>135577767
1. Get a ball grill, coals, matches, gas and a garbage bag and sausages
2. Set it on the ground without the legs
3. Set it on fire
4. Wait until it doesn't put out visible smoke anymore
5. Sit right next to it
6. Put a big garbage bag over yourself and the grill. Alternatively, set the grill inside a tent.
7. Pass out and die from carbon monoxide with the warmth of a grill and smell of BBQ

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>her face when you confess

>>135577983
Bonus for using a garbage bag: you're already in the garbage

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>>135577880
>mfw there are only 2 good completed trap manga

>>135575473
YOU LIKE THAT?!?!?!?

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>>135578081

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>>135577977

>>135578196
I think I like the idea of her fucking a pig, a dead one at that, before me.

>>135578175
thanks

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>>135578284
Sorry, I have no SFW images of that. Or any images of it.

>>135578080
What's the other good one besides Prunus Girl?

>>135578353
that's some girl cruelty right there

>>135578175
I tried to sauce it but Google doesn't help, are you so kind as to post the source, /a/non?

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>>135578497

>>135578497
The image has words on it.

>>135578567
>>135578543
I must be blind, thanks!

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>>135575473

>>135578353
but why would I read a manga that was this close to my real life?

(but a point system... maybe I'll try that)

>>135578617
Idiot

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>tfw the confession causes her to break down into tears

>>135578353
This has literally happened to me.

>>135578885
were those tears of happiness?

>>135578921
Pretty sure it's the opposite.

>>135579021
why would she cry then? she must have had some sort of emotional instability and being confessed to shook her up to the point of crying. the question is why would being confessed to by you move her so much if she didn't like you?

>>135575473
>Confessing to a character that isn't real
Yare yare, /a/

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>>135578885
Explain.

>>135579188

where the fuck do you think you are?

>>135579188
But she is real.

>>135579241
Has the new installment of this been uploaded anywhere yet?

I hear it has NTR, though

>>135577554
>ITT: Betas
This is how you get friendzoned. I'm not even one of those PUA bros and even I can at least acknowledge the need to act agressively in the first week. Confessions are for fucking middle schoolers so don't confess, but at least be romantic/sexual in your avances.

>>135577640
Yeah, you're so lucky you actually have to pursue women instead of having your pick of the litter of men at least two notches above your league.

>>135579496
What anime is this?

>>135577820
how do you think she'll get out of this one?
>inb4 bread thread

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>>135579568

>>135579496
That's my favourite manga too.

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>>135578353

>>135579241
Sorce?

>>135579241
Which one, the bottom part? Basically it's as >>135578353 would imply, pic-related actually happened to me (except the last 2 segments but hey). Worst part is how we used to be decent friends until pic-related happened and we never spoke since. Terribly sorry for the blog.

>>135578007
I want wild fucking with Kaede all night.

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>>135579830

All of you are not being honest with yourself. Come on, anon.

>>135578353
Why boner?

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>>135579812
Are you me?

Hell, I got along pretty well with her. We would spend entire days laughing our asses off when we were together, she'd even come eat with me a couple times. Then some switch just happened and she started to despise me. I have no idea what it was.

Worst part was the switch happened right before I was about to confess to her.

>>135577309
Holy shit, that's fucking brutal, but goddamn, do I have a raging boner when I imagine her doing that.

>>135577481
trains are cooler anyway

>>135580583
Hahaha, fucking autist.

>>135577309
Her demeanor makes me want to pin her down and fuck her violently

>>135580583
https://youtu.be/zmI-hGthrwA

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>>135575473
Are you a girl or something? Man doesn't confess

>>135580674
What on earth is this shit

>>135578353
i'm actually the one doing this to girls whenever one shows up while i'm with my brehs.

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>>135580510
that sounds like someone got in between.

I recently had that happen (few days ago), a girl I had a messy relationship with but had spent years fixing it was just about falling for me all over again, then someone sent her some anonymous messages incriminating me, destroying for good all semblance of even tolerance of being with each other.
Its over, I accept it, what makes me sadder, or rather, I dont even know what to think at this moment is the fact that im pretty sure the one who poisoned her was what used to be my best friend, a friend whose life I saved but now he conveniently doesnt remember that and you know the funniest part? he got a wife, is super rich and has a great future ahead of him, he just couldnt take the fact that a girl he liked in the past could like anyone but him I pretty much lost all my friends thanks to this

sorry for blogpost. I kinda needed to vent a bit, not sure what I'll do now haha

>>135580859
I do it because I'm socially awkward

>>135577309
Damn, that's hardcore.

>>135579496
sure gettin r9k in here

>>135580940
Why are girls so mean

>>135577554
>without bothering at all to actually build a relationship before.
thats dumb , way too much investment for too little chance of payout.

>>135580992

Was anything he said wrong?

>>135580999

It's literally because their reproductive system is more valuable. That's the entire reason for all this men have to pursue, girls can be assholes, etc. stuff. It's nature at the end of the day.

>>135581064

But if she accepted just like that means she's a cheap slut who's just using you for your money and will immediately drop you once a a better and richer man appears to satisfy her whims

>>135580904
Sounds like you need a new best friend. With friends like him, who needs enemies?

>>135581179
rather, I think I dont want anything with people for a while.

>>1355812
I used to really like this show

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>>135577869
>implying
;_;

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>>135578353
thank you

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>>135580510
>>135580904
Same anon as >>135579812

I should say that I've gotten over it, but the awkwardness of it was just portrayed so perfectly by >>135578353 that I couldn't help but comment. Admittedly, the only sucky thing is that it was the catalyst that turned me into a massive edgelord despite being previously okay when it came to socializing with girls.

>>135579772
swords?

>>135580869
That meat looks ready if you know what I mean

Christ this thread is depressing.
post more

>>135580148
Dont confess over the computer and you might avoid this reaction

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>>135575473
>her face when she's too autistic to take a hint

>>135581277
aren't we all the same? aren't these reasons exactly why we're into anime and shit?

forget 3DPD. they're pigs and disgusting. the biggest mistake this world made is that we poor souls are placed into this shitty realm.

>>135581777
understandable man. I only hope that one day you'll meet a person that will make you sweet again

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This is her after I confessed my undying loyalty to her. She then proceeded to issue orders to make her enemies vanish from the face of the earth before having huge amounts of rough sex with her OTP

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>>135582034
mah nigga

>>135582296
Confessing over the phone is a bad idea, too. You never know who you might be calling, even if the voice on the other end sounds exactly like your crush.

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>>135582415

>>135580992
He's right.

fuck off with this 3dpd reddit facebook r9k rubbish

>>135578353
Somebody needs to make an android/ios app to keep track of this thing!

>>135582324
haha I guess, but maybe deep down, you know that all of us would like to actually experience happiness in the 3D world as well, or at least not have experiences that hurt us so deeply.

I hope one day I can trust people again, and I hope the same for you. It cant be wrong to wish for someone to laugh heartily with the joy of life like some of the characters in my chinese cartoons.

>>135582516
overall relationships be it friends or lovers should always be talked face to face. Not only are people phony, people get suspicious and cannot find trust in one who's not in front of them. and hell, if you cant confess to your lover face to face then how are you even supposed to be lovers?

and fuck, no more posts about this shit, Im starting to ruin the mood around here.
good luck

>>135582621
I've been to r9k and I still don't understand what it's supposed to be about.

>>135578359
Princess Princess

>>135582666

Thus once more proving that Lamias are sluts with loose moral values who would fuck anything with a dick

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I would hope for this.

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>>135577453
>denial
>truth hurts

>>135582736
Right now it's basically reddit lite where thirsty beta males beg fem"anons" for attention.
Women are allowed to post openly.

>>135582934
>Right now
shit just seems like another /b/

>>135583015
They also view themselves as old /b/

>>135583015
Well, /b/ is also pretty much reddit at this point I think.
It's been a few years since I went there.

>>135583042
that makes sense. thanks anon

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>>135575473

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>>135575702

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>>135575473

Fucking Betas to the max, what the fuck are you confessing for? As if any girl with any kind of brain would want someone who's a submissive girl in a man's body.

You want chicks? Build a relationship, act like a douche sometimes and ignore their messages once or twice. Show them they aren't as GODLIKE as you /a/nons fucking hold them to.

All the anime goes to you fuckers heads and you think real women are really this hard to please? Come on /a/nons, I know you're better than that. Pull up your draws, go to the gym and get mildly buff, buy newer clothes that don't spell like fermented semen and GET A LIFE.

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>>135577513
I figured she'd react more like this.

>>135583317
Someone get this hothead outta' here!

>>135582735
>I hope one day I can trust people again
>hope

See, this is exactly the problem. It all ends up in the "hope" stance. We know that hope is unreliable and we'll just end up hurting ourselves again for even trying.

Shame on you that you fool me once, shame on me that you fooled me twice.

NEVER AGAIN IS THE ONLY CONCLUSION

>>135583382
I'd expect a tomato face with spaghetti everywhere

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>>135583382
Ultimate Tomoko reaction

>>135583317

>man up and marry that feminist SJW retard that will 100% divorce rape alimoney you.

A BIG FUCKING NO

>>135583015
>like old /b/
maybey back in 2008 certainly not now

>>135582934
oh how the mighty have fallen...

>>135583403
fuck, gotta give it to you.

There's no flaw in that logic.

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>>135583535
What about this one?

>>135583456
She'd tell you about her voice actress?

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>>135583317
This guy gets it.

>>135583317
But I don't wanna take a shower

>>135580904
>someone sent her some anonymous messages incriminating me

How do you know?

>>135578841
>Tomboy girl kicking you furiously
I have never been so fucking hard.

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>>135583791
My queen.

>>135575473

I had to look up this manga on 3 different sites because I couldn't believe each chapter was only 1 page.

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I gave up trying to get women a long time ago. I'm not ugly, fat or anything. But women always seen me as a friend.

I lost the girl of my dreams in highschool to a guy in a lower class than me because he was more of a dominate person and pushed me to the side whenever I was trying to talk to her and I hated conflict.

I lost her even before hand, I lost her when she turned me down twice when I confessed. I lost a french girl I dated when I found out she was only using me till her real boyfriend came to america.

I was used like a tool, I was depressed and treated like shit to all of my girlfriend and the thing was they never showed that side till after I was with them

I'm a problem, and I'm too weak for a relationship, my only regret is I'm 20 years old and I'll keep getting older reading hentai and anime and just become even more of a failure. This is my life and I hate it, but I can't change it.

>>135583317
And this is why hypocrites are the most detestable people on earth.

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>>135583317
Underrated post

>>135578353
I want to be disdained by Tsubomi

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>>135583894
Nice blog faggot.
Go pump some club slut and stop being such a fucking pussy.

>booohoooo 3D whores only see me as a friend ;_; I'm a big babby who needs LOVE and CUDDLES ;___;

Fucking fag.

>>135583902
Watch out, beta whiteknight got triggered!
If you want to keep a 3DPD slut around then you have to treat her like shit from time to time and make sure that she knows she's just one of many options available.

>>135583894
what a heap of blogshit, go back to /r9k/
saying you can't change it is your first problem

>>135583317
This thread is about 2D girls, who ARE godlike.

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>>135583317
Dude, we are talking about waifus and shit.
All that you just wrote it's irrelevant here.

>>135583317
Anon it's not about 3DPD whores.

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>>135583317
>pull up your draws

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>>135584085
>who ARE godlike.
Actually, if you learning how to draw, they become very average

>>135583894
>pushed me to the side whenever I was trying to talk to her and I hated conflict

Like, literally? Is your life a fucking cartoon?

I asked a girl who i used to work under me if she wanted to hangout sometime and she made like a horrible cringe face, gave a sorta of pause and then said maybe. It was so awkward I laughed and then she sorta of walked off without looking back at me.

That means no, right?

>>135584197
Holy fuck, I remember that. Kek

>>135584298
>I asked a girl

>>135583803
I was told of it in this case, cause we were supposed to get together (our friend group) for new years, and somehow my invite was late, I was getting suspicious already, and when i asked about it, I came to know about everything. I was insulted, shouted at, etc (during the conversation I then heard from the mouth of my friend that apparently I never stopped him from killing himself a few years ago, that Im mentally sick and whatnot, it was just beautiful, you can imagine)

It was incriminating me because it contained some mistake that could apparently only be caused by me because I lacked the info (regarding her current location for the holidays, since Im the only one in the group who isnt really into facebook or anything, primarily because I wanted to avoid some unecessary drama or stress to her considering our messy past).
Tried to defend myself but that "friend" just continually tried to discredit me and put words in my mouth, so after a while I just gave up.

I dont even care about what some other people think of me anymore, its my relationship with her that is finished forever. Fuck that phony asshole. I have other reasons to believe it was him, but its a long story

>>135584221

>they become very average

that must only mean one thing and that is 3DPD being even more 3DPD.

>>135584298
You approached her like a beta faggot, what else do you expect?

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>>135584235
>Like, literally? Is your life a fucking cartoon?

In some instances it was like that, I remember once in 11th grade. Me and her used to take the train together and he found out and started taking the train and since he was closer to her. He got to be with her on the train before I did and then they would talk and it was be awkward for me to even get involved cause he was alpha.

I fucking hate him to this day, and just last year about november, we all had a get together to go to the movies and she brought him along without telling ANY of us. That fucker got to watch a movie with her while I stayed back with my 4 other guy friends. But I guess I lucked out because my bros held me down and no one talked to that asshole.

I hate him because he's a reminder of how much of a beta I am and how I missed out on a girl I loved with my whole heart.

>>135584423

You learned your lesson. Don't associate with 3D people.

>>135584423
Subscribed.
You're a beta faggot and you don't deserve girls, grow the fuck up you pathetic piece of shit.

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>>135584450

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>>135578353
W-wait, actually I'm the one doing this. Am I a cute loli ?

>>135584467

this triggering and victim shaming never gets old, neh, SJW shitlords?

>>135577993
>You're so much of a garbage person that no hot girl would even use you as their toilet.

>>135584561
>blogging
>being a pathetic beta faggot
>whining about not having a 3DPD whore to be a replacement mommy for him

He's a faggot and I'm glad he's miserable.

>>135575473
confess to whom?cartoons?

>>135583894
This is an anime and manga board. My life is shit board is over there
>>>/r9k/

>>135584662
Well fuck you, because if you're on /a/ of all places then you have a sense of beta in you too pal.

Fuck off and leave me alone, acting like you can judge me.

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You guys have absolutely no self-esteem to be rejected mentally by drawings now huh

>>135584767
have you considered maybey that we are masochists?

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>>135584767
This.

I feel half the people in this thread are insecure enough to agree to a 10-way man on man action orgy at this point. One a few people in this thread seem to have the balls to at least be a girl's best friend without expecting sex or rape in return. But that's 4chan as a whole, its a tumblr for men who are beta to whine.

>>135584738
>if you're on /a/ of all places then you have a sense of beta in you too pal.
False. I just want to discuss cartoons, because surroundings have different hobbies.

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>>135583894
>because he was more of a dominate person and pushed me to the side whenever I was trying to talk to her and I hated conflict.

>>135584346
Unfortunate; I'm actually kinda interested now. Overall, if your pre-ex-gf is that easy to play against you it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.

>>135583989
>>135583857
>>135583791
>>135580940
>>135578353
Looking down on people sure is fun. Almost makes a person want to get better at things just to tell the guy below you that they're literally human garbage.

>>135584848
Nice lying, you sure convinced me. Oh and If you can't tell. I'm rolling my eyes.

>>135584847
>Not being insecure and paranoic enough to think she's in a 20 way orgy

>>135583894
Sup, Elliot.

>>135583935
Why would you confess to a lesbian anon?
Unless... is there anything you have to tell us anon?

>>135584847
>expecting [...] rape in return

Girls can't do that!

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>>135583791
>>135583857
There is only one queen.

>>135584848

call it whatever you want cunt, you're still in /a/.

go back to your single mom life and pay those outstanding bills you haven't paid yet.

>>135584847
Why would you bother being friends with a female when you could be friends with a male? Women have terrible personalities and will only try to cause problems. And their interests are nothing but mere imitations of past boyfriends or girls in their social circle.

I can promise you 100% of the females on /a/ are only into anime because of a boyfriend or some middleschool friend. And even then its more like they watch a few episodes here and there over the course of several months and then go on about it endlessly.

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>>135584767
This is training! Do it enough times and it won't hurt when it eventually happens!

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>>135585023
>>135584917
>projecting this hard
At least I hope you will have good year

>>135582735
>and hell, if you cant confess to your lover face to face then how are you even supposed to be lovers?
It's possible to find a way, maybe even through a deus ex machina.

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Followed by uncontrollable laughter

>>135585158
Stop.

Don't do it.

>>135576082
You gonna spread some on me, man?

>>135585165
Literally what happened.

>>135585149
>>projecting this hard

>implying this isn't victim shaming and tactics part 2

>>135585188

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>135585262
She did a spit take and started laughing

>You dodged a bullet by not falling in love with a manipulative slut

>>135585439
ive never been in love, like ever

I'm a bit ambivalent in regards to this thread.

On one hand here's way too much blogshit, on the other hand it seems like the people complaining about the blogshit appear to be normalfags who aren't so much mad about blogging itself but about the very specific misogynist type of blogging.

I think /a/ can live with a bit of misoginy to remind normalfags where they are.

>>135585461
Someday, anon. You'll feel good and then paranoic if you're not lucky, then you'll ruin everything.

>>135585611
/reddit/ is not here, amigo

>>135585611
>misoginy
Holy shit...

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>>135584033
The fact that you're here and write posts like that is proof that you haven't achieved these things, and you aren't able to. And that's okay. But don't tell others to do these things and pretend you've done them when that isn't the case. It's disgusting.

Watch anime to escape your loser self, not shitpost on /a/.

>>135585660
Exactly.

>>135585666
Spelling doesn't affect the meaning of the text all that much.

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ITT teenagers try to give men twice their age and quadruple their experience tips about picking up girls.

>>135584885
yeah, that's what loads of people told me before, but I think she is worth the trouble.
she has reasons to be distrustful of people, especially regarding relationships, father abandoned her and her brother as a child and apparently had a second family in another country and everything, there might be more family problems that I dont know about too.

Either way, we both said ugly things to each other after this, its over for good.
I can only hope she finds happiness if she so deserves it.

What the fuck is happening here?
Can R9K just fuck off?

>>135585763
go away /v/

>>135585725
>I think she is worth the trouble.
If she is a 3D pig then she's not and you should get the fuck out and kill yourself.

>>135585779

go back to /tv/ you fucking autist

>>135585658
>Someday, anon.
hopefully not

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>>135585858
>>135585779
>>135585763

>>135585911
Sauce please?

>>135585348
Spamming is against the rules.

>>135584847
>One a few people in this thread seem to have the balls to at least be a girl's best friend

Hahaha, you're a fucking beta cuck m8.
Women make awful friends and are only good for their holes.

>>135585611
>misogyny

Fuck off cunt, and never return.

>>135575473
Cute girl.

>>135585689
>wahhhhhh wahhhhhh gib 3DPD gf please, I need a mommy replacement ;____;

Kill yourself.

>>135585763
Fuck off slut, back to tumblr.

>>135585763
>>>/r/feminism
>>>/soc/
>>>/cgl/

worthless fucking cunt shitting up my board

>>135586069
Wow there kid.

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>>135575473

> this thread

guys, have you ever heard about the self-respect??

>>135586177
Is that somewhere in Alabama

>>135586116
Calm the fuck down before I kiss you

>>135586177
What's that?

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>>135586207
Ugh, You sound like you want a sweet blowjob from me, which I'm going to give it to you if you continue being such a faggot, faggot.

>>135586207
I don't kiss faggots/worthless femanons.
Only prime normalfag pussy for me.

>>135585974
See >>135578175 and >>135571283

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>>135583317
>tfw I met a girl who works at the same mall as me, is into anime, is really cute and a 100% bona fide virgin
>tfw everyone I know wants to bang her

Even if my chances are low I feel like if I don't hurry the fuck up and try to claim her I will regret it for the rest of my life. But asking a girl out is the most horrifying thing I can imagine.

>>135582516
nature of love

>>135586542
Charm her with your shared love for 2D. If it fails then just keep that love for 2D to yourself. Problem solved.

>>135586542
Write her a love letter. If she's a big enough weeab she'll dig it.

>>135586542

Act like your typical anime cool edgelord

>>135586542
give her a 100$
Whe will open up, even physically.

>>135577820

The fuck is with this resolution

>>135586663
*she

>>135586542

This >>135586608

If that grill really likes 2D, you'll win some virgin pussy and awkward sex.

>>135584917
>This site is for me and so everyone there is more or less like me.

>>135585725
From what I've read your so-called "friend" seems to be projecting; he shows a number of characteristics indicative of sociopathy.

>>135584346
this is what you get for involving yourself with other human beings. smelly monk up in the mountain doesn't have those problems.

>>135575473
>implying I would ever confess
>implying I wouldn't act tsundere as fuck and basically fail at ignoring her

>>135586608
>>135586800
What if we have different tastes though? I don't watch as much as I used to and my standards have gotten pretty high by now. What do girls even like?

>>135586032
If you think misogyny was new to /a/ you must be new here.

>>135587039
Compromise
I'm sure you can find a few things you can both at least somewhat enjoy.

Just do it faggot you don't want to regret not trying

>>135585722
Sorry if i have offended you, mighty wizzard.

>>135587039
>What do girls even like?

Wait I thought you knew she liked 2D enough to know what she watches?

Ask her, see if you match up on certain tastes. Just don't be an asshole about it and be sure to know how to listen. If things don't click then oh well at least you tried, 3DPD confirmed and it's back to 2D for you.

>>135587039
ask her to explain the plot of Evangelion.

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>>135586542

Well, you may get vagina now, or rot here till death.
I can't put your cock in the girl for you Anon.

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>>135587424
And if you fail, proceed to the next step by assuming the fetal position.

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First off, Majority of you /a/nons are retarded. Girl's are not important in the slightest way, we hold 2D in such High Regard because they're MADE to be perfect for our beta personalities.

The real 3D women is harder and they have differen arch-types than in 2D where you know they're either Tsundere, Yandere, DereDere, etc.

The problem here is that people want to treat 3D girls with respect and that's not how it works.

Girls like to be belittled and talked shit to sometimes, as a Man you must show them they are lesser than you and that YOU'RE the prize. Not the other way around.

You fucking tools in this thread think girls are some kind of higher than life type of thing you'll never get thus you badmouth them and stick to your 2D. This whole thread is about guys getting rejected by a fucking drawing, are you serious /a/nons?
You want 3D women? Treat them like shit while looking the best you can be and having a good amount of money.

Case Closed.

>>135587609
>Contradicting yourself
Good job, onii-san

>>135587609
I have a bigger hardon for another world war now than for a girl.

>>135584197

>Screencapping copypasta

Why

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>>135587609
>we hold 2D in such High Regard because they're MADE to be perfect for our beta personalities.

You really should have stopped right there and your point would have come across a lot better. Next time just summarize in 20 words or less.

>>135587609
Final Vegeta, is that you?

>>135581108
>nature fallacy
>not having enough self-respect to tell a rude person to fuck off because you want sex

No, anon, your the gay.

>>135583317
>pull up your draws

Was pretty weak until there, and then I lost it.

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This thread was better when it was about pictures of verbal abuse. Eat a dick, blogfaggots.

>>135583317
>Show them they aren't as GODLIKE as you /a/nons fucking hold them to.
The consensus on /a/ is that 3D women are shit and to be disregarded at all costs. They're not entirely wrong, only a small minority of women are worth all the effort they demand.

>All the anime goes to you fuckers heads and you think real women are really this hard to please?
>anime women
>hard to please
Stop watching haremshit.

Women don't leave men because they find better men, women leave men because the men don't meet expectations. Whether or not the expectations are reasonable, whatever, but anyone who's going to be bitch about a guy taking his girl away is probably better off bitching about the girl. If she's going to leave you at all, it's only a matter of time, whether or not it's because she's looking out for herself, because your time and place was just all wrong, or because you're a piece of shit.

Man, I'm glad I never confessed to the one girl I liked in high school, probably would've made a fool out of me.

And here I am, recently becoming a wizard in the last months of 2015 and loving every second of it

I turned down a lot of girls in high school when I was still popular and sociable because I didn't want to get tied up with another person and dating didn't interest me.

It's been years since high school and I don't even know a single girl anymore outside of immediate family. I have friends who're married.

>>135588957
That's what you get when you let waifufags and other retards rule the board.

>>135589132
>Women don't leave men because they find better men, women leave men because the men don't meet expectations.
It's the other way around. Women don't want to be lonely.

>>135589132
Yeah, nah. It's a combination of both. Women have minimum standards, but they are more than willing to climb the ladder. Hook-up culture is perpetuated by and favors women, not men.

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>>135585158
Everytime

>>135584197
>not pizza cake
Still laughed

>>135586177
Does it come in a bundle?

>>135577309
she's only saying that in hopes that it causes you to brutally rape her.

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>begin to realize this thread is crossing Poe's Law over into actual reactions these people believe if they confessed to any living being
>my face

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"haha yeah get in line"

>>135586177
Never eaten such food before.

>>135586177
meh, id rather fap to gay porn than to learn to love myself.

>>135578007
Google gives me this thread. Source, pls?

>>135589471
>implying it wasn't waifufags posting self-deprecating pictures

>>135590564
Too bad blant reverse psychology never worked on me.