The third impact it's hapenning right now.

>>135483272
Finally once I emerge from the tang I will be victorius

>>135483748
In the tang we are all victorious.

>>135484072
But its not you who is happy

>>135483272
Muslims are a minor threat. They will be purged soon.

>>135484115
There is no you. Just us.

>>135484328
But I like being me

>>135484410
Then you must reject instrumentality

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>>135484584
Thats the plan hopefully best girl will be waiting.

>>135484842

>all beings become one, except those who reject Instrumentality
>imaginary beings are technically beings, so we may become one with our waifus
>or we end up purely alone if our waifus embrace Instrumentality and we do not

you're a braver man than I.

>>135484842
I'll be there to fight you.

>>135483272

So, the impacts are asteroids carrying the spirits of aliens?

Why does this franchise get a pass but Final Fantasy Spirits Within doesn't?

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>>135484842
As will best girl.

Congratulations
(^v^)
<( )>
W W
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuRwRlicEmw&feature=youtu.be

>>135485002
May the best man win

>>135484943
Even if you did become one with them you know its not real, sure you might be happy for a time but in the back of your mind you'll know its fake and eventually reject it

Gonna piss all over the tang sea

Fuck you faggots

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This is it

five more minutes until I burst into LCL
Anyone here going to reject the instrumentality?

>>135485196
No pissing in the pool.

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Waiting for Kaworu to come pick me up.

>>135485251
naaaah

>>135485251
I know I will see >>135485002

Not the same timezone anyhow.

Yah, I reject it. Especially if someone pees in the lcl

>>135485251
Its based on Japans timezone though

>>135484842
Rei's big head > Asuka

>>135486040
Fight me

>>135486040
That's a no.

>>135483272
>now
>see no global destruction

Someone either fucked up the prediction or set the calendar wrong.

Are we tang now?

>>135490260
Do you feel an appreciation for musicals?

where are you from, anons?

>>135490487
What anons?
Their is only the all in one mang.

>>135483272
And shinji's ass is getting ruined by a shaft.

Join together in body and mind with me /a/

>>135491038
Let us become as we were.

Do I get a shot at a cute Rei clone before becoming tang?

>>135483272
when do I get to choke asuka

When's tang time?

>>135491686
Never, faggot.

>>135491872
Shaft is too busy choking asuka and rei

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>>135491499
She will appear to me, at least. That's enough.

I'm still not tang.
What is this shit?

we did it

Sky is starting to turn weird outside.

>this got more posts than the day noriko's father died
i always knew /a/'s taste was shit.

>>135492676

>implying EVA threads on the day of 3rd Impact shouldn't get more attention

go cry about it on MAL

they never even said it was today in the anime. fuck off with your shitty fanfic

>>135483272
Even if the Third Impact were to ever happen, there would be so many people rejecting it that the tang would perhaps turning against itself and acts like some sentient monstrous orange juice destroying everything.

>>135492979

I think the world inside the tang is a perfect world where you can be as happy as you want, but that it's a artificial happiness.

Even so would your average person be able to resist the promise of unconditional love and ultimate happiness, even if it is an artificial one?

In a world where people kill themselves every day over abandonment issues and loneliness, very few individuals would resist the tang.

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>>135483272
EoE day:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1evodfa5vXj-TQS5XYUi_rX3IYg8S7UKFHyWKJY6O6c0/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0

Hope to see you at the Tang party brothers.

>>135493541
>artificial happiness

no such thing, there is no difference between artificial and real happiness.
It is all the same chemicals in your brain.

>>135490391
no

>>135495513
Then no

>>135492216
Make sure to pay attention to all the details so we can share in them