Would you a childhood friend?

In an instant.

>cropped image
How do you expect me to find anything.

>>135426984
>>135427963
>>135427996
http://exhentai.org/g/847121/e66b8935fe/

>>135428278
>http://exhentai.org/g/847121/e66b8935fe/
>yaoi
I don't even know what i expected

>>135426984
Only if the tension was really high
And only if the friend is a real woman and not a dick chick

>>135426984
Before entering the thread I was thinking "Yeah, but only if he's a trap"

>>135428481
>>135428628
>dick chick
You have my interest now.

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>>135426984
>cropped, unsourceable images
>starting thread with "would u a...."
>usually about trap or trannies

That's it. When I see this in the future I gonna ignore ignore the thread. Faggot

>>135428278
>trap spills whip cream on pants
>better suck it off
just kill me

>>135428850
Only after you suck it off.

>>135426984
>>135428481
Sure.

I want to slap the shit out of my middle school self for being such a retard.

I literally got 3 blowjobs from a boy I was pretty good friends with through grade/middle school when I was in 7th/8th grade and I was such a fucking retard I only realized that 1) he was gay and 2) he had been in love with me years later during my sophmore year of college when I was recalling the incidents offhand and the one neuron that hadn't connected for a decade finally clicked into place.

>>135429492
kek

>>135428481
It says "otoko no ko", that's "trap" to the nips.

Admittedly, I wasn't paying attention to the title myself so the penis surprised me.

Man, this is a lame trap, looks way too much like a girl.

>>135429492

Please describe how you got into those blowjob situations and how it went.

In detail.

>>135429737

He literally brought over porn, we watched it together, and he wanted to "try" what we saw. I was -that fucking stupid- to not notice a setup. And with the perspective of like well over a decade and a few girlfriends later- he was GOOD, he had practiced.

That's it really. He used the same pretense the other two times. His parents sent him to a private high school; not because he was gay or whatever- he was fuckin' smarter than me and a straight A student. He went to a private university too after.

I've talked to him a few times in the last several years- no big reveals or whatever. Life moves on.

I just remember when I realized it- one of my actual best friends came and crashed at my place my sophmore year in college and we bullshit about school. I checked on a couple people on facebook after he left, remember this kid, and after remembering everything I sat straight up and was struck like a thunderbolt from god; "Oh my god. He was GAY. He LIKED me. I SOMEHOW DIDN'T GET THAT."

I was paranoid I was gay for like a month and experimented trying to watch gay porn and lil' me wouldn't move an inch. I can still pop one off to the memory however, and anime traps make me like diamonds.

Congrats guy I won't name; you nearly turned a retard gay.

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>>135430150

>>135430150
Closet gay.

>>135430150

Hey fucker, I can't fap to this. Write a new one.

>>135430553
Why would you fap to a gay story?

>>135430370
>>135430390

I'm not really interested in whatever tumblr alphabet soup term describes me only "being gay" for animated traps and the memory of a boy that liked me blowing me.

>>135426984
I did, disgusting 3DPD, never again

>>135430653

Because I took your father's virginity last night.

>>135430150

How did it feel? Did you cum?

>>135430957

I was in late 7th/early 8th grade when they happened (if you're not from the US, I have no idea what that translates into for you), not like grade school. Of course it felt good, of course I came. Incidentally, he swallowed.

None of my GFs in high school or college did. Fuckin' bitches.

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>>135430150

>>135431272
Literally from umino sachi manga I've read few days ago

Damn

>>135431272
>pretend
Back when /a/ actually did OC that was occasionally funny. It's been a while.

>>135431272
What am I looking at in the second to last panel?

>>135432628
Shame entering another persons body

>>135432628
He is grabbing her ass with his right hand

>>135432870
>her

>>135433564
Just pretend

>>135426984
If only I had one.

My 3D one doesn't notice me. At least I got my figures and anime.

yeah

>>135434998
This

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>cute childhood friend
>her family goes to shit
>she ends up pregnant when she's 12
And people ask me why am I into 2d.