Left or right?

Phoenix>Bee

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>>135284140
Neither.

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>>135284140

>>135284140
My brain says right, but my dick says left, and I don't know why.

>>135284140
I know everybody says right, but I say left. >>135284218 all the way though.

>>135284140
right
>>135284218
pls remove the band-aid

>>135284140
Obviously right.

Right while left watches.

>>135284248
Trust the instincts of your dick's gut.

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Karen is a miracle.

monkey

Neither and honestly none of the girls in the Monogatari series. They're all shit in one way or another.

I would have to be a vampire to pick right because I would sooner die of dehydration then stop fucking her

Doesn't matter how many times you'll make this thread, it'll always be left.

>>135284140
Yes.

left all day any day

>>135284140
both

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>>135284310
You're crazy.

Right. Karen a best.

I can't really choose, I'd marry both of them.

>>135284273
This. Exactly this. Phoenix beats Bee, Bat renders the choice pointless.

>>135284608
>Bat renders the choice pointless

Can someone explain to me what exactly is so appealing about Bat? She has a lot of people behind her saying she's best girl but I just can't see it.

>>135284739
>DFC
>minds linked, feel back everything you do to her

>>135284739
F/a/gs like bat because she's a loli, and you must like loli or your taste is shit.

>>135284739
>best girl
She isn't, she's only second best.

>>135284140
Athletes are more fun.

>>135284739
she was second best girl. after shinobu mail she became second worst girl

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True niggas accept the way of Karen

>>135285045
Enjoy your ban, Oshino. Not all situations need balance.

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Yall niggas know in your heart who the best imouto is.

>>135285045
Agreed

>>135284988
my nigga

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>>135284140
Right every time.
Bee>>>Bird

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Any day of the week.

>>135288773
i bet she has lice

>>135284209
>>135288773
My niggas.

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>>135284140
Tsukihi is the superior Imouto and Arararagi has shit taste.

>>135284140
wtf is wrong with their mouths?

>>135284140
Right.
>Sporty muscular women turn me on especially if its my athletic sister.

The only correct choice is right

T S U K I H I

B

H

>>135284140
Tomboy > Non-Tomboy

>>135291942
they're smiling, its something people do when they're pleased to see you

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>>135284140
Right.

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>>135284140
Neither, Araragi > *.

>>135284140
Both

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>>135284739

> Can someone explain to me what exactly is so appealing about Bat?

It's just personal taste, as is the same with every 'best girl'

>>135284140
Tsukihi is an annoying bitch, so I go with right

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>>135297247
For a guy I'm kinda jealous of his body holy shit.

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>>135297575
You should be.

>>135297651

This makes me wonder how he got so thoroughly wrecked ((disregarding the healing factor)) while fighting Karen, isn't she just a normal human?

>>135297709
Had he used anything he could have killed her, which is why he just let her throw him around.

Why does quality of imouto vary so much proportional to hair length?

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Karen has a better personality but Tsukihi is cuter.

Karen all the way.

I'd lick her feet.

>>135298522
I would lick any of the girls' feet

monkey = bee > bat > bird > snek = crab = snail

>>135284140
Whichever one has longer hair at a given time.

>>135297651
Mamaragi=>Araragi=>Karen>>Tsukihi
The only one missing is Paparagi.

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>>135284739
Massive amounts of gap moe as her attitudes range from childlike, to adult, to ancient and regal. Throw in a tragic backstory that she works hard to overcome without shoving it in your face 24/7, high-tier conversational skills, and a deliciously complicated relationship with Araragi and she's unbeatable.

>>135298385
Tsukihi knows how far she can push people's limits and has at least half a brain. Karen doesn't.

>>135298828
Doesn't make her any more likable half a brain or not.

>>135298897
But it does. There's the promise that she can hold at least a mildly interesting conversation and be insightful on occasion. All Karen brings is hotheaded "justice" and violence. At least Tsukihi calculates when she goes nuts and can figure out when she needs to stop.

>>135299061

Why is their bathroom so fucking huge

>>135299758
It was designed to reflect the otherworldly atmosphere Araragi felt while talking to Shinobu in Nise 4. Then it was established as a location and Shaft had to keep it like that for consistency's sake.

>>135299758
It's just Shaft things.

Bee for tender loving.
Phoenix for rough fucking since she can regenerate her hymen.

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>would brush her teeth/ten

>>135299956
Nah mate. Bee is for wrestling for dominance. I hope you're fit and not a manlet so you can win every time and get the satisfaction of watching her struggle helplessly while pinned and waver between the desire to win and the pleasure you're giving her.

>>135284248
Really? My brain says left and my dick says right.

We should swap parts.

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I want to fuck Tsukihi and cum in every single one if her hairstyles for all of eternity.

So does Tsuhiki know she's a pheonix or is she at least aware of her nature as an oddity?

I also think it's kind of weird that she hasn't run into a situation like Hitagi has, where people notice that she heals really fast, considering Hitagi's affliction was noticed several times even though she wasn't afflicted for that long a time, I find it hard to believe that no ones confronted Tsuhiki about her healing when she's been that way her whole life, even if her power is a little more subtle.

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>>135284739

>>135300176
She distracts everyone by going completely batshit on a regular basis. That way nothing about her surprises them any more.

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>Tfw little sister named Karen

>>135297575
Vampirism's a hell of a drug.

>>135300199
>End

Fucking BULLSHIT
This should be the goddamn beginning if anything

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>>135300199
>vibrator
>from a donut shop

>>135300440
>not buying donut shaped donutvibes

>>135300176
She doesn't know.

>>135300436
http://exhentai.org/g/590937/91b5fcf4f8/

It's a snail doujin. There's another one that's bat ("lolimonogatari") but this page is better

>>135300440
It is meant to be parsed as [vibe] and [something from Mr. Donut], not {[vibe and something] from Mr. Donut}.

>>135300615
Yeah, I realized that after the fact, but this is more fun to imagine

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>>135300590
I fapped to that countless times

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>>135284140
Obviously left. No gatari girl is more fuckable than Tsukihi

>>135284140
>or

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Tsukihi is for impregnating.

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Do I have to choose? What if my dick wants both of them?

>>135284140
Old Sisters hairstyle:
Karen

New Sisters hairstyle:
Tsukihi

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Then you fuck Koyomi.

>>135301714
Preach the gospel brother!

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>>135301852
No no no, you fuck Koyomi first and then disregard the rest because Koyomi a best.

>>135284140
I want a doujin where Kanbaru takes Araragis virginity and makes Karen watch.
Unable to move from the sheer shock of what is happening Karen can't help but project herself as Kanbaru as the older girl moans like animal on top of Karens beloved onii-san.

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>>135301852
>Ararararagi in a bunny suit.

>>135284140
Right all the way, left is worst girl that will kek you once she gets bored.

>>135284739
Because you have shit taste.
>>135300199
I never thought of this actually. What happened when he fucked Crab then?

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Little sister, massive titties.

>>135302478
> Massive

Pretty average for mogatari actually.

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I wish I had a dou of cute little sisters to grope

>>135284140
I don't know what else add to "I pick left".
Also
>>135301556

>>135284435
Fuck off retard

Only just finished bake so I dont really know them but I have to go with right

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>>135304901
You have good instincts.