SHINOBU LIKES EATING DONUTS BECAUSE DONUTS KIND OF LOOK LIKE RED BLOOD CELLS
SHIT I AM DUMB.
I HAD A NON ANIME WATCHING FRIEND TELL ME THIS WITH HER OFFHAND COMMENT
NOW I CAN SLEEP. KIZU NOVEL PDF RIP WHERE
Eh, depends on the donut.
I don't give a shit if you like Dunkin' Donuts coffee (and I hear its pretty good), but stop saying "WHOOOOO WANTS DONUTS?!?!?" when all you really fucking want is the coffee. Dunkin' Donuts donuts are mediocre, at best.
You shitlords who complain that Krispy Kremes are too sweet need to stop fucking procreating immediately. And we'll play this game to get it out of the way:
>me: KRISPY KREMES ARE A BEST
>some faggot: but anon, they're not that good cold
>me: BITCH, YOU GOTTA EAT 'EM WHEN THEY'RE HOT. THAT'S WHY THERE'S A SIGN IN THE WINDOW FOR WHEN THEY'RE MAKING 'EM
>gaylord fag shit eater: anon, donuts need to be tasty all the time
>me: EVERY FUCKING PERSON IN THE WORLD AGREES THAT COOKIES, BROWNIES, PIE, FUCKING ALMOST ANYTHING BAKED OR FRIED IS BEST WHEN ITS HOT. DONUTS ARE NO FUCKING EXCEPTION YOU JEW NIGGER FAGGOT.
No. Depends. Why? Do you not like Krispy Kremes? Because if you don't, I suppose you're entitled to your opinion.
I just don't understand why every time I tell people Krispy Kreme donuts are like melt in your mouth divine when hot they're all like "that doesn't make up for when they're cold" and I know that if I asked them if they preferred a warm, gooey brownie or a cold one, they'd say they want the hot one.
Then why is her favorite flavor Golden Chocolate and not Red Velvet?
>every culture fries dough
>"muh superior baking culture!"
>krispy cream donuts
>good even when hot
Faggot, they're just a sloppy overglazed mess
Dunkin donuts aren't the end all be all thing of donuts but they're better than Krispy Donuts
Duck Donuts are the better of the three but they're not a nationwide chain
Red Velvet is chocolate light.
Seriously, look it up. It's chocolate with less cocoa powder in it and usually some kind of red food coloring (beet juice traditionally).
senjougahara uses staplers more than anything else because they're shaped like crab pincers.
I dunno, people seem pretty fond of scones.
Also, HYPERBOLE, MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Oh, shit, what fried thing have I been eating then? Research time!
Ahhh, shit, it's an American thing. Back to the drawing board.
Ha ha! But it's also a German thing! And probably originally a German thing.
Great, now I want biscuits and gravy. Thanks, anon.
Me too, but apparently that's not the original incarnation.
When I first had biscuits and gravy as an adult, I literally asked why people had been hiding this from me. Same thing for Cholula.
They're scones. Traditionally with buttermilk, but that's not so typical anymore. Sometimes they contain raisins, and/or candied fruit peel.
Half them, clotted cream first, then jam, close the top, and enjoy.
Americans actually call scones biscuits?
What do you call these then?
Biscuits and scones only look similar. Scones are light and sweet and eaten with coffee or tea or as a desert. Biscuits are more hardy and eaten more like bread with a meal.
Biscuits and gravy is a popular American Southern dish, typically eaten for breakfast.
It's new Tostino's Desert Pizza Rolls.
Pepperoni and cinnamon-sugar. YUM.
I think glazed doughnuts are boring. I prefer jelly filled.
>tfw no store nearby sells blueberry jelly doughnuts
>Also I get a damn dozen jelly doughnuts and my mother scoops out the jelly so she can just eat the glazed doughnut
Insane donut guy here.
What's funny is that I typically prefer cooled baked items, like cookies. Give me a nice, room temperature, chewy cookies over a falling apart gooey hot mess cookie any day.
Krispy Kremes are the exception. They are fucking amazing when fresh off the line.
>You will never have a crab imitaion tsundere gf
>You will never have a vampire who lives in your shadow judging you for your everymove but hasa psuedo love for you
Personally, donuts are pretty good even if they aren't fresh out of the oil. It's a comfort food which is mostly enjoyed at any point or with some black coffee or even an Earl Gray tea
Krispy Kreme donuts are actually terrible donuts. That cream filling shit overpowers the donut's flavorful charm. It doesn't work with the dough to achieve greater heights like a nice glaze or a carefully allotted frosting. It simply takes over as the treat, so that there's little point to the donut besides being a package for the lard sugar that so inconveniently hides your goal behind a very thin flaky layer. While I personally don't care for the stuff, it's trashy over-done sugar porn, I don't blame anyone who cares for such indulgence. Rather I wish simply that they admit that what they enjoy isn't a great, good, or even passable donut. It's just a glob of creamy saccharine fat.