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SHINOBU LIKES EATING DONUTS BECAUSE DONUTS KIND OF LOOK LIKE RED BLOOD CELLS

SHIT I AM DUMB.
I HAD A NON ANIME WATCHING FRIEND TELL ME THIS WITH HER OFFHAND COMMENT

NOW I CAN SLEEP. KIZU NOVEL PDF RIP WHERE
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Leave.
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Stop shouting
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>>135216322
>SHINOBU LIKES EATING DONUTS BECAUSE
No. She likes eating donuts because everyone likes eating donuts, because they're awesome.
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>>135216739
Eh, depends on the donut.
I don't give a shit if you like Dunkin' Donuts coffee (and I hear its pretty good), but stop saying "WHOOOOO WANTS DONUTS?!?!?" when all you really fucking want is the coffee. Dunkin' Donuts donuts are mediocre, at best.
You shitlords who complain that Krispy Kremes are too sweet need to stop fucking procreating immediately. And we'll play this game to get it out of the way:
>me: KRISPY KREMES ARE A BEST
>some faggot: but anon, they're not that good cold
>me: BITCH, YOU GOTTA EAT 'EM WHEN THEY'RE HOT. THAT'S WHY THERE'S A SIGN IN THE WINDOW FOR WHEN THEY'RE MAKING 'EM
>gaylord fag shit eater: anon, donuts need to be tasty all the time
>me: EVERY FUCKING PERSON IN THE WORLD AGREES THAT COOKIES, BROWNIES, PIE, FUCKING ALMOST ANYTHING BAKED OR FRIED IS BEST WHEN ITS HOT. DONUTS ARE NO FUCKING EXCEPTION YOU JEW NIGGER FAGGOT.
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>>135217838
You been drinking anon?
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>>135217838

CALM THE FUCK DOWN, RURUSHU
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>>135216739
maybe in countries without real bakery culture.
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>>135217924
No. Depends. Why? Do you not like Krispy Kremes? Because if you don't, I suppose you're entitled to your opinion.
I just don't understand why every time I tell people Krispy Kreme donuts are like melt in your mouth divine when hot they're all like "that doesn't make up for when they're cold" and I know that if I asked them if they preferred a warm, gooey brownie or a cold one, they'd say they want the hot one.
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>>135216322
See?
And those faggets said that the monogatari series wasn't deep
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>>135217838
agreed that dunkin donuts suck dick. never had krispy kreme
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Then why is her favorite flavor Golden Chocolate and not Red Velvet?
Checkmate deepfags.
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>>135218153
I think Krispy Kremes are fine cold actually. I prefer Old fashioned/Plain donuts but if I'm eating a glazed one KK is best
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Literally, reddit: the thread.

Well, what else can I expect from Monogatarifags.
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>>135218128
>every culture fries dough
>"muh superior baking culture!"
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Whoa.

>>135218227
Chocolate is well known for preventing blood clots.
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DEEPEST
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>>135218279
And for how many cultures is that shit the best thing ever?
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She likes donuts because she can eat penis donuts.
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>>135217838
>krispy cream donuts
>good even when hot

Faggot, they're just a sloppy overglazed mess

Dunkin donuts aren't the end all be all thing of donuts but they're better than Krispy Donuts


Duck Donuts are the better of the three but they're not a nationwide chain
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>>135217838
I didn't know that fucking donuts could turn someone into a psycho.
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>>135218227
Red Velvet is chocolate light.
Seriously, look it up. It's chocolate with less cocoa powder in it and usually some kind of red food coloring (beet juice traditionally).
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>>135216322
senjougahara uses staplers more than anything else because they're shaped like crab pincers.
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>>135218447
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>>135216322
D E E P E S T L O R E
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>>135218345
I dunno, people seem pretty fond of scones.

Also, HYPERBOLE, MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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>>135218549
>scones
>fried
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Donuts are fucking shit Krapfen are the best shit ever.
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THIS THREAD IS FUCKING MY MIND
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>>135218628
They are called Berliner.
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>>135218639
>skin colored fangs
Gross
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>>135218658
jap artists, go figure
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>>135218588
Oh, shit, what fried thing have I been eating then? Research time!

Ahhh, shit, it's an American thing. Back to the drawing board.
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>>135218742
Ha ha! But it's also a German thing! And probably originally a German thing.
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>>135218588
Is this another British thing? Americans call them buttermilk biscuits, Brits call them buttermilk scones?
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>>135218845
After reading the wiki article there are a few fried variants in Scottland and the USA. But they are general baked.
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>>135218588
>biscuits
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>>135219408
Yeah, I looked it up. Scones are like biscuits, but light and sweet.
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>>135219491
I had the impression that they were triangular shaped and usually with fruit inside/in the batter
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>>135218588
Great, now I want biscuits and gravy. Thanks, anon.
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>>135219408
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>>135216322
kill yourself my man
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>>135219530
Me too, but apparently that's not the original incarnation.

>>135219573
When I first had biscuits and gravy as an adult, I literally asked why people had been hiding this from me. Same thing for Cholula.
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>>135219408
>>135218845
>>135219573

They're scones. Traditionally with buttermilk, but that's not so typical anymore. Sometimes they contain raisins, and/or candied fruit peel.

Half them, clotted cream first, then jam, close the top, and enjoy.
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>>135219603
As a non brit/murrican those and other chewy ones are what I call cookies and I associate them with murrica but stuff like Rich Tea and Hob Knobs are biscuits to me.
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>>135218402
>I didn't know that fucking donuts could turn someone into a psycho.
I think anyone who would fuck a donut isnt sane even before the act.
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>>135219408
>>135218845
Americans actually call scones biscuits?
What do you call these then?
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>>135220325
They call them cookies
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>>135220353
Weird.
I can't imagine calling a scone a biscuit.
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>>135220227
Those are crackers you dip shit, not biscuits. Biscuits are the warm fluffy shit you put gravy or jam on, or you split apart to make a breakfast sandwich.
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>>135220402
Biscuits and scones only look similar. Scones are light and sweet and eaten with coffee or tea or as a desert. Biscuits are more hardy and eaten more like bread with a meal.
Biscuits and gravy is a popular American Southern dish, typically eaten for breakfast.
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>>135220430
>Rich Tea and Hobnobs are crackers
You're deluded https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_%28food%29

Crackers are usually savoury and much lighter than biscuit/cookies
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>>135220430
In Australia, hard "cookies", like you might eat with coffee or tea, are called biscuits. Kind of in the same way that you might call hard dog treats biscuits.
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>>135220528
Well, they're not biscuits. This >>135220493
Is a biscuit.
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>>135220571
Yes, in America.

They look tasty though. Fuck names, who cares if they all taste good?
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>>135218786
Why are those pizza rolls powdered?
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>>135220325
Kekse
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>>135217838
>not loving cold donuts, cake, brownies, pies, and almost everything else baked or fried
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>>135220652
It's new Tostino's Desert Pizza Rolls.
Pepperoni and cinnamon-sugar. YUM.
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I think glazed doughnuts are boring. I prefer jelly filled.
>tfw no store nearby sells blueberry jelly doughnuts
>Also I get a damn dozen jelly doughnuts and my mother scoops out the jelly so she can just eat the glazed doughnut
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>>135220804
Insane donut guy here.
What's funny is that I typically prefer cooled baked items, like cookies. Give me a nice, room temperature, chewy cookies over a falling apart gooey hot mess cookie any day.
Krispy Kremes are the exception. They are fucking amazing when fresh off the line.
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I like my donuts cream filled.
Wink
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>>135220951
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>You will never have a crab imitaion tsundere gf
>You will never have a vampire who lives in your shadow judging you for your everymove but hasa psuedo love for you
Personally, donuts are pretty good even if they aren't fresh out of the oil. It's a comfort food which is mostly enjoyed at any point or with some black coffee or even an Earl Gray tea
Why
Even
Live
???
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>this thread
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>>135220989
I want to cum hard and I need a place to fill.
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>>135221098
Who would want to eat it after that?
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>>135221276
I can find someone.
wink
I'm talking about that fucking slutty vampire.
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Holy fucking shit!
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>>135220402
These are scones
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>>135216322
>>135218447
Truly the deepest.
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Krispy Kreme donuts are actually terrible donuts. That cream filling shit overpowers the donut's flavorful charm. It doesn't work with the dough to achieve greater heights like a nice glaze or a carefully allotted frosting. It simply takes over as the treat, so that there's little point to the donut besides being a package for the lard sugar that so inconveniently hides your goal behind a very thin flaky layer. While I personally don't care for the stuff, it's trashy over-done sugar porn, I don't blame anyone who cares for such indulgence. Rather I wish simply that they admit that what they enjoy isn't a great, good, or even passable donut. It's just a glob of creamy saccharine fat.
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