Why aren't witches like this a thing in real life?

Because we burned them all.

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post witches

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>>135126331

Witches aren't real

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>>135126300
Schierke is best

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>>135126425

LIES

Witches are love, witches are life.

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>>135126340
Best witch, coming in

>>135126300
Magic isn't real anon

>>135126300
They aren't? Then what did my ancestors burn all these people for?

>>135126425
Plenty witches in my country
Both black and 'white'

>>135126300
Are you asking a stupid as hell question or are you more of saying, "why aren't the usual depictions of witches like anime witches".

On that, well, good question. I guess it's because the general public wanted to portray witches as some kind of inhuman/near-inhuman monsters, so that they would feel less bad/more justified about burning them at the stake.

>>135126805
Good goy

>>135126300
They all realized cock and money is better than magic.

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>>135126679
The witch Vasenka, the girl of the hut in fowl's legs, claims this thread for the motherland

>>135126300
Best Ghibli movie.

>>135126679
>>135127217
Damn, that's beautiful.

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>>135126538
Dis guy knows what's up.

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>>135127454
Not posting the whole thing, but it has its moments...

>>135127724
>>135127217
>>135126679
This looks like a really nice series. Too bad it's not completely scanned.

>>135127752
Yes. To both things ;_;

>>135127542
>dis guy
>tumblr

Wish for a rope for Christmas so you can kill yourself dumb faggot.

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>>135127443
Finally, someone with good taste.

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>>135127724
Cute witches can be quite hardcore

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>>135126300
Because this Earth is a homosexual and should have intercourse performed on it.

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Why aren't witches like this a thing in real life?

>>135126300
I don't know if you got the note but witches aren't real.

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I want to hug a witch

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>>135129675
>witches aren't real.

Good one, m8

>>135129771
I wish they were real, I'd like a majo girlfriend who would tease me with magic and who perform dirty magic on my body while I'm asleep.

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>you will never have a Rurumo

>>135127724
German uniforms truly best uniforms

>>135126300
Kiki is best Ghibli based purely on nostalgia

However Corico is best Ghibli setting and that is NOT nostalgia, that is fact

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>>135127217
>SEIZE
>EI

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>>135127724
>A Swiss wristwatch
>points at her right upper arm
>watch is on her left wrist

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>>135128125
>You don't [...] don't you?

Scanslator should've been shot.

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>>135126300

Because no one would appreciate their hard work.

>>135129771
>webm
why

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>>135128125
>I'm fine being barbaric
>barbaric
>not barbearic

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>>135126300
Why did this film have such a shit ending?