It looks like weight's on her left leg in an awkward position, so I sweep that from under her, stick the umbrella holder over her head, put the umbrella across the top of it, tie it there tightly with her twintails so she can't lift the container off, and then run to the nearest police box.
Sorry anon, some of us just need windows so we can stare outside them holding a nice IPA to admire the day
It also helps us identify helpful friends around the neighborhood with some nice rock music
It's not rape if she wants it desperately.
>last update: 15d ago
>before that: 129d ago
I'm not falling for this. I follow this and the group might drop this because "HUE HUE BORED" and I'll never get to see the ending because I'm a goddamn EOP from the flips.
Fucking hate this fucking image so fucking much
bitch just broke some expensive ass cup and she has a smug ass look on her. I don't care if she wanted dick, she could have asked for that without breaking the fucking cup, the fucking whore is prbably using bedroom eyes as a distraction towards the fucking expensive ass cup god damn this bitch
A loli falls in love with a loli.
Unable to confess, the loli is gifted by a deus ex machina with the loli's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, the loli immediately calls the loli, and is overjoyed to find out that the loli has a crush on the loli as well.
But, the next day, when the loli recounts the previous day's confessions to the loli, the loli only looks at the loli with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, the loli finds out that the loli called is not the same loli the loli fell in love with. In fact, the loli doesn't exist in this universe at all. The loli is the loli's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the loli's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of the loli's crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two lolis strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOLI.
It's am epidemic.
Lock your doors, hide your keys, stay safe.
No anon, you don't understand.
The loli stays inside.
>>not "What's the matter, you little piece of shit, too deep for you?"
Thanks for that anon, I'm changing it now
As far as i know there aren't any in my area yet.
And even if they were and i get raped, i just have to accept it as part of their culture.
yea some fucking retard low-level official said something along those lines once.
Luckily she grows up, gets her life on track and drops the smugness for a pair of breasts.
Nevermind, I didn't read your post completely and thought you were saying the girl was in high school. Still wrong, he's in university.
I bet she's some kind of eternal dragon-demon-sword loli vampire that will make a contract with me and take me to some medieval fantasy world, where I will be a hero wizard swordsman with outstanding talent and there will be beautiful girls everywhere, and they all will try to kiss me or touch me or press their breasts against me, and I will see them naked all the time, and I will have spectacular fights with some Demon Lord while riding a dragon to protect my nakama, the peace, the world and torrent sites, and I will become a legend everyone will love and worship, not to mention that said loli probably will want to sleep with me and call me "master" or "onii-chan".
Fuck that shit, who would want something like that, my dream is to be an unappreciated kissless wage slave working like a drone 16 hours a day.
embrace the imouto
love the imouto