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Time for a "your favorite hentai/doujin cliches" thread

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Time for a "your favorite hentai/doujin cliches" thread

Deep long and detailed kisses. Also,
>"There's something hard pressing against my butt"
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>>135077704
>Deep long and detailed kisses

This.
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>t-today's a safe day
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>just about every girl that isnt a slut hasn't has sex ed
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>No way! His cock is way bigger than my boyfriend's...
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>>135077704
>B-but we're siblings!
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>>135077704
MILF fucking her husband.
Too bad all the MILF porn is mother-son shit.
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>"there's no way I'd lose to your stupid penis"
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>it's smashing my womb!
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>I came just from him putting it in
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>My hips are moving on their own!
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>His penis is making me stupid
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>You're stirring me up inside
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>you're impregnating my ass-pussy
>you're impregnating my mouth-pussy
>you're impregnating my armpit-pussy
>you're impregnating my breasts-pussy
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>Shut up! I-I'm not a f-fag like you!
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>After getting married lets have virgin sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation while the lights are turned off.
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>>135081072
this is probably my favorite
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>I won't lose... To cock!
>In the end... I couldn't win against cock...
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>>135077704
>Hent-Ai

A boy wants to have sex with a girl.

Unable to put it in, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the location of the girls vagina. Never minding the strange body area, he immediately puts it in, and is overjoyed to find out that it fits really well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's session with the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the vagina he fucked is not the girls real vagina. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the girl's alternate universe vagina, who wants to have sex with the MC's own AU dick, who too is blissfully unaware of the location of her vagina.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the sexual organs of their other selves. While the two chase their respective sexual organs, HENTAI ACTS ensues as they begin to fuck with each other instead and question the NATURE of SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
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>It's only practice sex
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>>135077704
>oh shit I'm being blackmailed by embarrassing photos
>better not call the police
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>I'm going crazy!
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>>135083747
every time
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>I-I'm a girl you know!
>guy forces tomboy into the bath thinking they are a boy
>looks like a slut but is actually a virgin
>"mister"
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>>135083747
don't forget
>call spouse on phone while fucking
>talk to spouse from across the doorway while fucking
>spouse doesn't notice shit

Maybe they're all just retarded.
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>take responsibility
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>I'm a stoic and strong maiden, I won't be broken even if you rape me to death.
__five minutes later__
>Chinpo! chinpo! chinpo!
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>>135084444
check
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>>135084289
kuroinu.webm
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>>135077704
>girl is forced to help break her friend
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>It's not cheating if you don't kiss me
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CERVIX
PROLAPSES


I NEED MORE OF THOSE, GOD DAMN THEY'RE SO FUCKING HOT
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>>135083747
That's just the japanese mentality. They can't help it.
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>>135077704
>please push this suppository into my butt
>your fingers are not long enough, use your dick
So few things have it, it's a pity.
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>>135084671
Japanese blame themselves for all the bad stuff that happens to them, most of the world blames everything and everyone but themselves.
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>>135078355
>it's really not
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>>135077704
>N-no way that thing won't fit inside me!!
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>>135084289
Any time I see a Princess Knight in the title, it's bound to have this.
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>MC will die if the villain makes him cum.
>Turns out his dick is so good he can reform bad people by making them cum instead.
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>>135084773
>I will purify you with my dick!!
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>>135077704
Why don't you faggots have these threads in /e/ or /h/?
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>>135084773
>>135084796
>that one h-manga where the guy with a holy dick fucked the demon girl till she became an angel
>even de-ganguro'ed her during purification
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>>135084837
Title?
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>>135084819
What's the fun in doing this on a dead board?
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>boy rapes girl.
>girl takes over midway.
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>>135077704

DELETE THIS YOU PILE OF SHIT
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>>135085017
>guy planned to rape girl
>took her to dark alley
>she used stun gun, handcuffed him to pole
>raped him
>he broke in tears
>she shittalked him and laughed how much of faggot he is and he better not tell anyone cause no one will believe him anyway
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>kissing after girl sucks off another guy
>'you're beautifull no matter how you look'
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>I-it's so big it's penetrating my uterus!
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>>135085017
>femdom
>the guy overtakes the girl midway
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>oniisan
This word does magic for my dick, fuck translators that feel like they need to localize everything, if I'm fapping to "Imouto dokidoki sweet 3 - I can't believe my little sister loves semen on her flat chest!" you can expect me to know what oniisan means
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>>135078436
More like

>no way! [insert son's name]'s cock is bigger than my husbands!
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>>135085295
I've never seen this in hentai.
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>>135085349
How? That is kinda common.
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>>135085295
This is off-topic, but I've had TWO girls (back in kindergrarden) say to me that my erect dick is the biggest she's ever seen. (yeah, I know what this is implying; they've probably seen others' dicks too)


My dick goes diamonds when I remember this.
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>>135085439
pics or GTFO
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>>135084837
I need this.
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>>135085439
>back in kindergrarden
>they've probably seen others' dicks too
Do you live in some fucked up toddlercon fantasy?
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>>135084837
>>135084955
>that one h-manga where the guy with a holy dick fucked the demon girl till she became an angel.

Here you go. The name is devil eater.

Have a panda
http://exhentai.org/g/527421/e673bd3846/
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>>135085603
>implying he wasn't the teacher
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Sounds like Blade Play. Good manga.
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>>135083711
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>>135083711
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
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>>135085663
>it's a thing
You're literally the only person who has read that fanfiction-tier shit.
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>>135077704
Translated sfx.
>SLUUUUURP, spurt spurt
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>>135085688
>criticizing something he hasn't read
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>>135085735
It can't be a thing if nobody has read it, you're fundamentally wrong. Now stop advertising your shitty fanfic and get back on topic, faggot.
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>>135085603
This >>135085635
actually makes the most sense.
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>>135083077
lmao
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>It seems I have to use *that* technique
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>>135085806
>No! You'll die if you use "that" technique!
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>>135077704
Talk of potential impregnation and marriage proposal after mutual confessions of lifelong love.
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>>135085439
>>135085479
>>>/trash/ Take your crossboarding shit somewhere else.
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>>135085846
>has a forbidden technique that shortens his lifespan
>stays healthy throughout the entire manga anyways
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>>135085902
>/trash/
You meant >>>/b/?
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>>135085914
Are we still talking about hentai?
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>>135077704
>There's no way I'll cum from your stupid cock
>next panel
>I'M CUMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING <3
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>>135086013
My fave one.
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>>135085796
>teacher showing kindergarten girls his dick
That's even more of a fucked up toddlercon fantasy
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>guy came inside her 30 times
>still errect and cumming like was the firs time
>girl pass out midway, still came when fucked
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>Cliché thread
>Nobody mentions actual clichés

>Virgin shy boy
>fucks like a horse and spouts cum like a sea cucumber

>Virgin girl
>Takes monster sized dicks with minimum effort

>Lonely women
>10/10 body, g-cup, perfect ass

>Girl being passionately fondled by schoolmate
>baka, hentai

>Anal
>No lube ever required
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>>135086159
Also
>girls get wet enough to drench their underwear, skirt, socks and it forms a little pool under them
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I love you
I love you too

>>135083938
Top tier
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heart shaped pupils
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>>135086159
>Outside of rape ones, girls never get pregnant no matter how many times they get cummed inside
>Unless they want to
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>B..but I'm just an old woman...wouldn't you prefer a younger girl?
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>>135084715
so who's doing it right?
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>>135085796
>>135086141
No. perverts...

I was 6 years old, and so were they. We played "I show you mine; you show me yours". It was started by them, not me.

If I had the balls to ask first, I wouldn't be on 4chan now, would i?
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>>135086386
The one who lets go.
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>>135077704
>My girlfriend is being raped in front of me by a stranger
>Might as well not do anything about it and just masturbate in front of them
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>If he keeps this up I'll become a slave to his cock!
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>>135083711
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>>135085769
>nobody has read it
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>>135086351
>said by a 25 year old
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>>135083711
Fuck, that works entirely too well.

>Hent-Ai
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>>135086922
>my pussy is going to mold into the shape of his cock
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>Your penis is kissing my womb
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>Dick already fully erect
__Suddently, in the middle of thrusting__
>I-it's getting even bigger inside my pussy!
>Dick grows like three more inches in pussy x-ray.
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>>135083711
you win this time!
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>>135086266
>I love you
>I know
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>>135083711
>this is the 10th thread I've seen this pasta
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>>135087812
Something to add in the middle of that

>Girl says something cute
>FWOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>135077704
The "after" pages that show a bunch of different scenes at once without all the terrible shit that ruins the rest of it (ie guy turns invisible, x-ray vision, girl takes up the whole page and squirting a water fountiain, etc)
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>>135088048
That sounds hilarious.
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>>135083594
You forgot
>you're impregnating my pussy-pussy!
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>>135086351
I've found out that this is actually even hotter in reverse

"I'm just an old man"
"I don't care"
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>W-what? I came just from kissing/having my [whatever as long as it's not the pussy] touched!
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Tails, long ears, and other appendages are erogenous zones for non-human chicks.
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>Guy rapes girl/trap
>Girl/trap ends up falling in love with the dick
>Falls in love with their rapist
>Rapist falls in love with girl/trap
I've only seen 2 works that feature this, damn it. I need more!
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>Girl/Trap being thug at school
>Sensei punish her/him with his dick
>They start to be nice at school
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>love
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>>135086266
>>135089580
These. Who vanilla here?
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>>135089708
not me, love a person it's fucking disgusting
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>'Please don't, it's my first time! I'd do anything but that!'
>Really, you'd do anything?
>Girl's face brightens up with optimism believing she changed rapist's mind.
>Rapist starts grinning.
>'Then bear my children!!!'
>'What, waiiiiii~'
>Her body rears up at an extreme angle as he reaches her womb with the first thrust.
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>>135090049
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>>135077704
>completely change a dominatrix into a obedient maso sex slave
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>>135083711
>Hent-Ai
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>I didn't feel a-anything
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>Guy get's a blowjob
>Boner doesn't dissapear

>Girl want's Guy to have sex with her
>Guy is about to insert dick
>S-stop I'm not ready
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>>135090147
sauce?
I know it's from bomber grape, but nothing else.
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>"This milk? No, I'm not pregnant. I've been lactating since puberty"

Thank you, Kensoh Ogawa and your lovely Mai-Hime Doujin of the titular character. I wish more people followed suit.

...though "What's happening? My breasts feel hot! AAH! it's Milk!" is a pretty good runner up.
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>>135085049
B-bill Murray? Is that you?
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>>135090576
>Ahhh, you're like a baby
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>I'll take your anal virginity!
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>siblings incest
>sister says "anal sex isn't sex"
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>your dick is so deep it's penetrating my womb!

>heart shapes in dialogue
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>>135090182
>Are you sure...?
[squish squish]
>KYAAAN~
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>xray of creampie
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>>135091670
Remember when visual novels started doing this? My fucking dick
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>Cute girls getting their heads mauled by aliens
My favorite cliche
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>>135090372
Looks like the final chapter of Highschool Boys, when Archdemon wins
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>>135091670
holy shit i'm addicted to this, i can't cum if it doesn't have xray creampie somewhere
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>>135083711
Too much pasta.
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>>135084653
>that one series where the mc slowly slid his dick in to the cervix and that showed it in x-ray.

Fuck why can't I find it again?
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>>135085049
>he better not tell anyone cause no one will believe him anyway
She was right.
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