>I'm ready for
>You will never feel her cold, voluptuous body pressed against you.
>You will never hear her voice whisper by your ear as she leans in and pressing you to the ground forcefully yet no less gentle.
>You will never feel the intense and pain and pleasure that almost drive you mad from the venom coursing through your body and her fangs sinking into your neck, her tongue licking the dripping blood.
Is this what it feels like to be Canadian?
>land of the free
>home of the cucked