/a/ see this, what do?

Check my watch and realize I do not own a watch.

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look

>>134989483

follow the flight safety protocols and place my head between the legs and inhale in deep, slow breaths.

Tell her to stop kicking my seat.

>>134989483
Nothing. I don't deal with sluts.

Offer to massage her feet

>>134989483
Free clock! Pocket it before anyone sees and hang it up on my wall when I get home.

>>134989483
Keep browsing the catalog while reminding myself that 4chan went to shit years ago.

>>134989483
Count my blessings for that delicious leg room

>>134989483

File a complaint on the flight attendant behavior.

>>134990114
fag

>>134989483

"This is your captain speaking. We are on final approach to our destination, just reminding everyong to return all tray tables and stewardesses to thier full and upright positions before we begin our descent."

>>134989483
>commie hat
>commie outfit
>commie eye

HELP HELP THEY'RE TRYING TO BLOW UP THE PLANE!!

Rape

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The guy who drew this is pretty famous in Chinese circle for being a dick tho

>>134989483
Rub my dick all over her feet and legs

>>134989483
Rush the cockpit. Take over the plane. And do loopy-loops and barrel rolls.

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Prepare myself to teach her a lesson.

KUNKA KUNKA