Would you make a Christmas Cake feel young again?

Anon, Christmas Cakes are fine, but please refrain from making the exact same thread every time, we don't need Christmas Cake generals.

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>>134919122
>we don't need Christmas Cake generals
Says who?

I'm just as old though.

>>134919122
But it's the season

>>134919053
No, and I hate that stupid fucking term. It's not cute.

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>>134919053

I want a younger girl to make ME feel young again.

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"Making feel young again" is for older ladies in their late 30's and 40's. Your typical christmas cake is the inverse: fairly young but time is flying and she doesn't feel any more mature.

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Why won't anyone just text her?

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>>134919053
Rhetorical Christmas Cake general is the best general.

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Ho yes I would.

>>134920105
You're a man, you only feel that time has passed when you carry something and your back hurts like hell.

>>134919053

Am I a cake if I'm 21 and never married, or does that only apply to females?

>>134920406
First, the age is 25+. Second, yeah it only applies to females. The closest equivalent is "wizard", a 30+ male virgin

>>134920406
The number is 25, my man.
And yes, only females can be cakes.

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>>134920210
This. Older ladies can still be fine too, though.

Only if the cake is blood related to me

>>134920519
>>134920536

Cool, because sometimes I feel like I'm 40.

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>>134919122
>we don't need christmas cake generals
>im fucking plying

>>134919053
tfw there aren't any decent doujins with the teacher.

i mean seriously. theres at least 4 of the creepy stalker on sadpanda already. why can't teach get some (well drawn) love?

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I want to keep her up all night forever so she never loses those bags.

>>134920287
I'd text izumi-san everyday!

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>you'll never have a teacher that looks like a milf version of your classmate

>>134920710
>you will never be a character designer for altus who gets paid for sameface

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>You will never gently flirt with an older co-worker who has poor self image because of her age

>>134921053
More like she'll flirt with you.

Totally. I'm just super lost on where to meet mid and upper 20's women post-college. Like, work is out because dating in a small office just invites drama. Seems like women at bars are typically with someone already. What's left? Online dating?

>>134921537

J-date.

>>134919053

Not Christmas cakes in general, but that Amagami teacher, yes, so hard.

>>134920649
Kiyama is a miracle of the universe

>>134921537
Public transport, grocery store and internet are your choices.

>>134919053
Why would you?

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I certainly wouldnt mind settling down with a nice and quiet and mature young lady in my age range.

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>>134919910
How about this then, we let them slide through Christmas, but if they're not gone by the 1st, we give them an evi/c/tion notice.

You all want keiki but niggers whatever you do, please don't get a keiki in real life. It will star awesome because the sex will be fucking amazing but then you will be faced that she will want to go further in the relationship and that's when it becomes a pain in the ass. If you don't really love her and just wanted the easy pussy.

>>134920287
damn, I actually had to actually do the image search to recognize her

>>134919053
>feel young again
you mean feel dicked? is that what the codephrase is?

If a Cake feels young when having sex then does that mean she whored herself out in her teenage years?

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>>134920641
>generals
Fuck off

>>134920287
Because she is a slut. I wouldn't be surprised if she sexted with half the college students from TokyoDai.

>>134923203
I want to be last in line.

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Why does KyoAnus make the best CC?

What if I'm the same age ;_;

I can't make a Christmas cake feel young if she's with a peer

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>>134923341
"Christmas cake" is a lower limit, not an upper limit. A cute upper management office lady in her mid 30s who never got around to finding a boyfriend because she's so focused on her career is also a christmas cake.

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>>134923330

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Cake-Ai

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>>134923046
Yeah, I think Cakes are preferred experiencing love and sex for the first time, while milfs and such are the ones who want to re-experience those things in youth. There are exceptions like Misato who's been on-and-off with one guy.

>>134924026
You realise she's 18 right?

If cakes are so lonely why can't they just be friends with other cakes?

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>>134925700
Nobody ever said they can't, but being friends with other cakes doesn't stop them from being cakes.

This does make me wonder... we have sausage fests and we have clambakes. When will patisserie become a widely used term for parties with almost exclusively christmas cakes attending them?

>>134924434
was that the closest a cake has ever gotten to winning

>>134926078
Rahxephon?

>>134926078
Such a lame excuse on his part too. Wait till graduation.

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Yes

Except I'm older than her.

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>>134926078
Sensei Lock-on?
Game Over?
Garden of Words?

Admittedly, all three were due to a lack of competition.

>>134926799
>lack of competition
That's good, not fond of turning romance into a horse race.

>>134926078

Onegai Sensei

MC wins without even trying

>>134926799
>Game Over?
Speaking of which, did Prozess drop 14-sai no Koi after batoto banned it?

>>134919053
>muh christmas cakes
a car that's been standing around for 15 years isn't new.

>>134926927

Not sure when batoto banned it, but sadly it looks like there have been no new chapter releases from PROzess in a long time. Hope it's not dropped and just stalled. I really want to read it but I won't start if it's looking like it won't be finished.

That's one thing I really despise about reading a lot of manga. There's so many good titles out there, but all too often they fall victim to the publisher's axe in nippon, get ruined by success and are drawn out and go nowhere in an attempt to milk profits, or even more commonly, just get dropped by shit scanlators. My moon rune reading is slowly improving day by day. can't wait until I can confidently read whatever I want raw.

>>134922256
Too bad the whole series is shit.

>>134925700
I always wanted an anime about cute cakes doing cute things. One anon showed me a manga that looked promising.

>>134925964
Pâtisserie.

>>134926927
They're not even listed as active on mangaupdates.

>>134919122
Only reason why there isn't one already is because then we'd have loli generals. And /a/ doesn't want those :^)

>>134929909
I thought we didnt have those at the moment because they started purging them again?

>>134929947
I only know of the loli hate when they're brought up in different threads. Why are they being purged?

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>>134926464
She really is the best.

>>134919053
Of course but only with small breasts or at least no cow tits.

>>134920210
>>134923330
>>134923775
>>134923816
>TFW Kyoanus will never give a good end for your cakes
JUST

>>134930932
>JUST
fuck off back to /tv/