/a/ see this, what do?

>>134904000
>sorry i'm married

>>134904000
Rape is always the answer and I'm the one being raped.

get off my seat

>>134904000
Lick her feet of course

>>134904000

Report her to her supervisor. That is highly inappropriate behavior for a flight attendant.

>>134904000
Turn 360 and walk away

>>134904000
I would yell "Allahu Akbar" as the plane collides with the tower.

Ask her for the time.

>>134904000
Ask where Tohka is.

>>134904000
Looks like I'm getting laid today! Trips confirm.

>>134904000
>that much leg room

Anime is getting too unrealistic.

>>134904000
asian stewardess are my thing. fuck any other type of airline, asian ones are the best.

Singapore, cathay air, ana, etc all gold.

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>>134904000
Look to the other side and see them.

>>134904000

Check the time

>>134904000

Crash that plane

With no survivors

>>134904000
Get back to my seat in economy class.

>>134904000
Offer to massage her feet

Ask where the fuck this plane is headed. For all I know, she could be an ISIS member

>>134904404
for 404

>>134904000
She looks like a big girl.

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>>134904569

clock is not a terrorist.

>>134904000
the fuck am I doing in first class?

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I'd just scream "COOL CLOCK AHMED!"

>>134904000
RIP AND TEAR

Those pantyhose and bury my face in her crotch.

>>134904000
Ask her why she's not doing her job and seats in a passenger seat

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>>134904000
I'm pretty sure that every one of you would turn around and leave.

>>134907646
Would be hard to leave the plane.

>>134904384
Never flied first class have you?

>>134907679
I'm pretty sure that everyone of you would turn around and leave to the bathroom, close the door, and wait in there for two hours crying in the floor.

>>134904000
Ask her why bane wearing a mask.

>>134904000
Fuck your trips and fuck your clock nigga.

>>134907724
>on the floor.
fixed

>>134904000
Politely remind her that her job is a steward and then bring me sandwiches and a hot coffee.

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Stocking feet are so fucking good.

God bless this artist.

>>134904000
Ask her why she's not wearing shoes on a plane

>>134904000
Ask her to remove that ugly contact lense.

>>134904265
You do realize that that would just put you right back where you were at

>>134907948
Hello newfriend, welcome to /a/ :^)

>>134908073
Nah, that was just some classic double reverse bait. You're the newfag ;^)

>>134908120
Oh but you fell for my "fall for the obvious bait" bait, so you just got tricked

>>134904000
Well congratulations, you got me hard!

What's the next step of your lewd plan?

>>134908176
Crashing this plane.

>>134907756
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

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>>134908142
>>134908120

>>134904000
blast her with my peenis weenis of course!

haha! peenis weenis!

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>>134904000
I will check em

Nice trips

>>134907777
In first class flight a steward will give you coffee, sandwich and a footjob.

>>134908583
Whoa, nice senpai.

>>134908611
Yes, I mean look at the seat. That's clearly a first class seat, and why else would she hold up her foot like that if not to show the passagerare that she will use them on his penis?

>>134908675
But am I allowed to cum on her stockings?

Hopefully I will not be denied from cumming.

>>134904000
Begin licking, obviously. Feet aren't even particularly my fetish but it's obviously what she wants.

>>134908760
Yes

Such is the privilege of first class.

>>134904000
What is she going to do to a fellow girl with her foot like that?

>>134904000
Grab her feet and rub them on my cock until I cum all over her stockings

>>134904000
At first, I will violently stow away my luggage in the overhead compartment. Then I'll smack some sense into that wench taking my hard-earned seat on the plane before I tenderly fasten my seatbelt .

>>134909010

>>134907839
I take my shoes off as soon as I sit down. Next you'll be telling me that you wear your shoes while you shitpost on /a/ too.

Yo, where my fucking peanuts at? And my $48 can of coke? Excuse me, my seat didn't come with an in-flight magazine, please turn the plane around and get me one. Oh God I left Kevin at home. Why is there fire coming out of the engine? This turbulence is hell on my back. How did I even get on this plane, my passport ran out years ago. Allahu Ackbar! Nah, just kidding. I'd crash into your twin towers if you catch my drift. Yo where the gay steward at, I want to hear his voice. Plane trips give me the shits. What's the deal with this in-flight meal?

>>134904000
Gently walk her home.

>>134910741
Via parachute?

>>134910620
source? this is hot

>>134910837
Never mind, it's from hadakana

>>134904037
>sorry im a faggot

Get outta my chair!

>>134914075
>nozomi and foot shot in the same picture
Muh dick can only get this hard.

>>134910458
What planes are you flying on son, Coke is always free when I fly

>>134904000
dickit

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>>134907679

You bet I'd leave the plane hard

>>134907793
>1.36 megs for a 4 second long video in 660p
lelouch what are you doing with your life

>>134915404
>660p

That's not how it works.

>>134909010
This man gets it.

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>>134915443
Shit, it really isn't how it works

>>134904000
Ask her to marry me.

>>134914107
Why is a guy wearing a flight attendant outfit?