I didn't really appreciate Hanekawa until I read Kizumonogatari

She really is the best. Its a shame she turned into an ugly cat.

>>134879380

Friendly reminder that Araragi did not resist that kiss even when he had a girlfriend.

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>>134879380
>Hasn't read Kizu until today after the years
>Doesn't realize how much of a headcase of a nut she was in Kizu with the way she was going about

Holy shit. What is wrong with you.

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cat a second best

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>>134879380
So you finally get who is the best girl thanks to the Kizumonogatari's local release.

>>134880327

>Doesn't realize how much of a headcase of a nut she was in Kizu with the way she was going about

Oshino, go to bed.

But seriously you say that like being slightly mental is uncommon in Monogatari.

Didn't take away from the fact she was awesome.

Why does she want to live as a homeless wanderer?

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>>134880488
>holds up her skirt so he can get a good look
>literally gives him her panties
>tells him to grope her, gets mad when he won't

>HANEKAWA, YOU LIKE ME?! I NEVER KNEW!

Araragi went full harem protagonist.

>>134880691
One day she will meet a foreign, tall version of a guy like Araragi and make him fall in love with her by saving him from some trouble he gets into, then reforming him and not let another Senjougahara get to him first.

>>134879380
How is the translation OP?

>>134879380
>What a best girl.
FTFY

>>134881300
That sounds amazing.
>You will never be that guy

What a Slut Girlwill never have an anime

>>134881678
It's good. Flows well. A lot of the puns and wordplay are awkward, or simply don't make any sense, but translating that kind of stuff always falls flat on its face.

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>>134879380
>>134880488
>>134880660
>>134883010
>>134881300
>>134883056
cat fags are the worst

>>134879380

>Amazon still haven't shipped my Kizumonogatari
>Currently out of stock

I miss Hanekawa's braids and glasses, how much does she get featured in Kizu?

>>134883678
She gets about as much exposure as the iron-blooded, hot-blooded, yet cold-blooded vampire, Kisshot Acerolaorion Heartunderblade, the legendary vampire, and slayer of aberrations.

You'll also see that phrase more times than you care to read it.

>>134883852
This is accurate. I'm only on chapter 5 and I've already considered skimming over that bit.

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>>134883505
I take it as a compliment. Hitler was a great man and a man of taste. 「You must be jew here」

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>>134884402
>and a man of taste.
only when it came to uniforms

>>134880717

She punched him in the face when he admitted to being an idiot in the commentary, it was golden.

Of course it's also because he has crap self-esteem, but it doesn't take away that he is also an idiot.

>>134879380
>I read Kizumonogatari
>today
Fuck you, I pre-ordered mine the week it was announced and I'm still fucking waiting.

>>134884402
Does she smell of cat piss? I could maybe go for that if it wasn't too strong.

>>134884525
I never understood the diagonal chest strap. Was it in case your arm got blown off so that it didn't go too far a distance, and could be retrieved for attempted reattachment?

>>134885718
Well, yes. It's quite a practical solution, don't you think?

>>134885622
At least I'm not the only one
It's been saying "preparing for shipment" for two days now

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Bakemonogatari episode15 is the best commentary.

>You'll never get paizuri from Hanekawa then cuddle with her after making sweet love

>>134883678
Same here. I preordered that shit in fucking April and they still haven't shipped it.

>>134884402
Hitler was a degenerate meth addict

>>134886225
Does Koi 1's commentary count as Araragi's revenge?

>>134886651

I figured they would at least send it out this week, they mentioned the title being available yesterday so I was hoping to receive it this morning but when I opened some manga I ordered along with it I was pretty disappointed I didn't get it in with my other orders.

>>134885622
>>134886651
>tfw preordered in May and not getting mine until mid January.

>>134886651
>>134886802
Obviously the issues is that you didn't preorder in March, like I did.

Retard here, where is the episode commentary coming from?

>>134886921
BD extras.

>>134885718
Diagonal leather chest strap is to stabilize your holster, son.

>>134886983
Sankyuu.

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>>134883678
>>134885622
>>134886651
>>134886802
>>134886878
I fucking pre-ordered in November, like 3 weeks before release. It got here on the street date.

Where do yall niggas live?

>All these fags who want to pick up only right before the movie airs
And I already finished it even before I started Nise. How hard could that be?

my little sociopath can't be this cute!

>>134888812
I don't think you understand what a sociopath is.

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>Not yet dispatched

Why did Kiss-shot fall in love with Araragi?

>>134890834
Because he's the only person she's ever met in 598 years who gave a fuck about her for who she is instead of what she is.

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>got dispatched this morning
>go to the arcades with my gf to decompose after finals
>after 4 hours of Third Strike/DDR/Tekken Tag Tournament get the text that my copy of Kizu was delivered right as I'm heading back home
>mfw all the faggots that don't have their copies yet

>>134890834
Kiss-shot was never in love with Araragi, at least not during Kizu. Batfags can't be that deluded

>>134891097
Something about creating a Thrall being like intercourse.

>>134891361
So she just fucked some random guy she just met on the street?
What a slut.

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>Preordered last week
>It got here a day before it said it would
I love living in Seattle

>>134891423
I guess she was moved by his kindness. It's not every day someone offers their life to save yours, yeah? It's worth a pity fuck at the least.

>>134891361
She wanted to save Araragi's life to repent for getting him mixed up with her suicide attempt, not to keep him as a thrall.

>>134891547
Especially if you had put your savior on the verge of death and the pity fuck would keep them from dying.

I don't know if this is "bantz" or if you guys actually believe what you're posting.

>>134891547
I feel like that is an every day kind of thing for her.
She seemed pretty shocked when it looked like he wasn't going to do it.

>>134891628
If she wanted to kill herself so badly why did she beg him to save her life?

>>134891706
Because dying is scary and she pussied out. She got her nerve back halfway through drinking Araragi's blood. The rest of the book is her trying to get Araragi back to normal and continue with her suicide.

>>134880229
best what?

>>134879380
Am I the only one surprised by how big the book is?
I mean, I can usually fit LNs in my pockets.

>>134893491
Kizu is pretty much an LN in name only. The build quality was unexpectedly good though.

>>134893491
It looked huge in those pictures from the guy who got a copy early but now that it's in my hand I was surprised it's regular trade paperback size. I assumed LNs would have larger & fewer pages because they have illustrations. The text inside isn't super tiny but it's smaller than the mystery novel trash my mom reads which has huge double spaced font.

>>134880315
Araragi is a manwhore and Gahara a cuckquean, nothing new

>>134880229
no u

>>134879380

Official translation anywhere?

>>134897880
Yeah. Amazon.com.