> Finish reading Kizu > standing applause > realize

>>134862339
'Merica.

>>134862339
Hello fellow American.

>>134862339
God bless you, fellow American

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> Hear an impressively loud fart
> Standing applause
> Realize I'm alone in my apartment

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America thread.

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>>134862503
Same desu senpai

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>>134862525
What's your favourite pair of shoes to wear while inside your home?

>>134862339
Monogatarifags, ladies and gentlement.

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> Consume remaining limbs
> standing applause
> realize I'm alone in the prep school

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I finally get to use this pic.

FUCK VAMPIRES
VAMPIRES SUCK. LITERALLY.

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>>134862561
Military Surplus boots, that way I don't have to change when I go to the shooting range to practice shooting Muslims on the day I vote for Trump.

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> Reminiscing about childhood memories
> Standing applause
> Realize I'm alone in my apartment

There scans or scripts of the official English yet?
I read that patchwork mess of a fan translation years ago.

>>134862714
Just buy it fag

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> Finally begin to accept myself
> Standing applause
> Realize I'm alone in my chair

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>>134862741
>buying things

>>134862758
No need to show everyone that you're underage. I can tell.

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>>134862757
> Finally begin to accept myself
> Standing applause
> Realize I'm American
> Start chanting "U-S-A" to go along with the clapping

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>>134862757

>>134862866
USA USA USA USA

Oh, has the clapping meme returned?

Are mad yuropoors awake?

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>>134862339
What are my fellow muricans doing awake at this ungodly hour?

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>>134862912
I'm a true blue American citizen and if I like something I will CLAP to show my appreciation of it. These EuroKEKS can be btfo for all I care.

>>134862963
It's not that late if you live in Best America.

>>134862963
The guy looks pretty handsome though and not at all like an "ojiisan"

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>>134862963
Living in Japan.

>>134862998
Weeb

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>>134863015
Nah.

I enjoyed it so much that I am going to buy a second copy
the postal service shredded the spine of the first one

>>134862998
Are you an English teacher or do you have a real job?

>>134862583
That was fucking metal.

>>134862963
Doing exams online

>>134862963
I wake up at 2ish every morning.
Also please don't post pictures of me at work.

>>134862963
Reading Kizu, of course.

>>134863140
I bought three copies. One for myself. One to give to a friend. One to donate to my local library.

>>134862561
This is the one American meme that isn't true. Wearing shoes inside is not okay.

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>>134862963
>オレ

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>Finish watching Bakemonogatari
>To Catch A Predator comes on

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>>134865386
>オレサマ

>>134865444
>Finish watching Sodachi Lost
>Hoarders comes on.

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>>134862339
ameriburger