>he hasn't realized that cakes are superior waifus

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>>134851860
>waifus
>s

Hello reddit normalfag. Us weeb am I right bro?

>>134851915
The sentence wouldn't even make sense, you fucking sperg.

>>134851915
>"Do I fit in now guiz?"

>liking the elderly
>watching shinkai
just the worst

That's not how waifus work.

Unpolite sage.

>>134851860
Old hags are worthless

>>134851860
But my waifu is a 20-22 year old tomboy that is guaranteed to never become a christmas cake.

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No, young girls are.

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>>134851860

>>134855199
Hello Ruggarell.

>>134851860
My waifu isn't a Christmas cake, but if I didn't have my current waifu, I think I would like my waifu to be a Christmas cake.

>>134855137
maka's penis

>>134856274
I want to see it

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25 isn't even old for a woman

>>134856595
Old enough for Japanese society to consider them less valuable. I would love a cute Christmas cake though.

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>>134856595
According to my Mongolian puppet shows, you essentially stop existing once you hit 23.

>>134856595
Birth defects in children are statistically more likely at 25, though it really starts to take off at 30.
Aged sperm also makes potatoes, but its more at 40 for men before it starts to kick in.

>>134851915
You want the plural to be waifuses?

>>134851915
Are you an invalid?

>>134855478
This is a good sentiment to have.

>>134851860
Of course he hasn't, he keeps watching shitty movies with awful characters no one without autism would like.

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>>134851860
Why is Yukino such a moe Christmas Cake? I'm just glad she got the happy ending she deserved.

She always reminds me of the mom from wolf children.

No idea why

>>134851960
>>134852398
>>134857400
>>134857900
He's trying to make a joke that one should only have one waifu.
Honestly, the waifu mentality is fucking weird.

>>134858057
Not sure I see the moe. She's just extremely relateable. They portrayed depression fucking spot on.

>>134857113
>not wanting potato children to gain societal benefits

She used to date the gym teacher, but he didn't defend her from the accusations. Probably because he knew she was a pretty freaky slut from sex with her, and he didn't have a hard time believing she would be fucking high school students.

>>134857113
And yet once a woman has a baby her body turns to shit and will never recover. It's just not worth it.

I'd rather have a christmas cake with a nice body than a waifu with a chubby, sagging, cellulite body in their mid 20's with an annoying brat in tow.

>>134858193
Well she had a lot of genuinely cute and endearing moments is what I meant, but yeah it was definitely spot-on in its portrayal of someone with depression.

>>134858285
>And yet once a woman has a baby her body turns to shit and will never recover.
This is frankly nonsense perpetuated by lazy modern women. There are things like stretch marks they really can't do anything about (in some cases no amount of mitigation can stop it completely) and then there's things like putting on 40 pounds because you had a kid been married for a few years and let yourself go.
Correlation isn't always causation.

>>134851860

what does cake mean?

>>134858584
Christmas Cake.
In Japan, you buy a cake for your SO to have on Christmas. But you have to eat it on the 25, or else it's just a waste. Christmas Cakes are single working women over 25, because nobody wants them.

>>134851860

What a terrible movie that was.

>>134859300
By what standards

>>134858157
No, he's playing off the anime/animes joke to make himself sound intelligent. He's a fucking idiot.

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>>134851860
I am glad there are fellow anons with superior tastes. Lets all post some of our favorite christmas cakes. I'll start with Emma Guzman from Garo. She actually slept with the Main Character.

>>134859546
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, nobody should be that stupid.

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>>134859610
Someone really should text her.

>>134851860
>not liking both
>not at least co-existing
Come on, OP. We're all weebs here.

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>>134856595
Best girl.

>>134851915
waifusu