Girl is thrown into a wall and dies, but not before her striped

Morbidly obese man gets the girl, but not before eating her.

Die Hard on a space station

>>134851117
>What is policenauts
But that's not an anime so I have no idea

Space tyrant borrows the body of a loli after being kicked out of his inflatable hippo body and embarks on a journey to find his lost love and himself.

Loli girl teels her onii-chan that she needs to pee. Later becomes separated from her onii-chan.

Clue: OVA
Bonus: give the girl's name, birthday, and blood type

>>134850664
lots of kawaii girls

MC is too much of a faggot to just let himself get raped.

>>134851077
Paprika?

1.swords are collected by a sword
2. Eurobeat
3. girl travels with a talking motorbike
4. guy is forced by his best friend to go out with a dango lover
5. eating meat is evil
6. buzzing powerlines

>>134851311
Correct.

High school girls play with live ammunition, only danger comes from potential drowning.

Sword man doesn't die

glop

I told her to create a new world and she actually did it. The absolute madwoman.

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>>134851574
Sword Art Online

>>134851535
Girls und Panzer

>>134851535
Kancolle?

Siscon conquer the world

>>134851674
Geass

>>134851674
JIBUN WOOOOOO

moot develops a crush on a sword with tits, and the mastermind behind everything gets a lot of head.

And for some reason, incest.

A police officer becomes a kinky servant and has a hard time forcing herself to bite people.

>>134851627
>>134851671
Girls und Panzer was the answer I was looking for.

Robotic supercomputer and Jesus team up to force a young boy to dress in women's clothing.

dull bland mc with four girls who want his D and one of them is imouto

>>134851743
hellsing

>>134851527
katanagatari, kino no tabi, nadia, lain
dunno rest

megane handles losing the mcbowl very badly

hint: movie

War is bad, blow horns.

Shitkid doesn't learn his huge life lesson at all
Also boobs

>>134851923
sora no military k-on

God hates incest. The machine also hates incest.

MC at an academy

Not very successful w/ studies, but is secretly the most talented and interesting person there

many girls, all with differently colored hair, want his dick

MCs past is holding him back

MC saves the day

MC doesn't pick a girl

Stretch Armstrong clashes with the military and groups of vagabonds on his way to do nothing.

the ass was fat also muskets

Where's that Keitai copypasta?

>>134851991
what is every harem

>>134852020
boy gets cucked by the universe itself

>>134852006
rappers, the anime

Henpecked salaryman seeks adulterous adventure, saves galaxy with the power of DETROIT METAL CITY

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>>134852068

>>134851527
4 is that one about a guy called Clannad who goes out with badly drawn dango girl

>>134852003
One Piece

The loli wins the swimsuit contest

>>134852151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPZDBF0kei0

OP here. Really? No one wants to do OP? Come on, it's a rather notorious franchise.

Clue: it's the same show as >>134851226

>>134851964
ayup

>>134851603
Madoka?

This show has the best OPs and EDs that J.C.Staff ever made.

Yotsuba tames a dragon

>>134852188
No

>>134852175
Corpse Party?

>>134852171
Not what I was thinking but thanks for reminding me this exists.

>>134851876
1. correct
3. correct
5. correct
6. correct
>>134852126
no

>>134852235
I will not accept your answer unless you answer my bonus questions.

>>134852283
That's not how a bonus works, you stupid shit.

>>134852283
No wonder no ones bother with your post OP.

>>134852323
>>134852379
Well, you could at least answer them. If you don't know the answers to the bonus, just look them up on MAL or something.

>>134852283
I don't fucking remember when/if they said Mayu's blood type and birth day

>>134852283
This is exactly the reason why you don't have any friends.

guy has a sword

>>134852453
It's on MAL. Well, at you got the girl right.

>>134850664
Main girl is worst girl.

>>134852510
Sakurasou

>>134852510
The Stella one

Adobe Dreamweaver: the anime

>>134852543
That doesn't even fit the description.

>>134851603
Haruhi?

>>134853478
No

The fanbase is polluted with normalfags.

MC become powerful playboy by kissing girls.

>>134853704
Date a slut
>>134853684
OPM

>>134851527
>dango lover
densetsu no yuusha no densetsu or something like that

>>134853770
>OPM
correct

A guy with a sword does everything a shemale tells him to do, only to get cucked by the guy. He then proceeds to get an old dude to give hhims a metal slab.

>>134853770
>Date a slut
MC didn't ended up being powerful though.

>>134853704
That shit with the kiss that impregnates the girl or whatever?

If I'm wrong, just pretend this is an unrelated description

Fujoshi learns why shipping is bad.

>>134854137
Nothing happened to the girls he kissed on that regard.

>>134853426
>implying Mashiro isn't a piece of shit and worst girl

>All these anons who don't know Mayu Suzumoto and Yuka Mochida
I'm very disappointed. Why?

Cory in the House: The Animation

>>134854376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJJVMyV-odU

>>134853704
Sorry have to fix this question a bit:
MC becomes powerful gentleman by kissing girls.

>>134853816
correct

>>134854480
Negima.

Misunderstood bad guy plays tetris to save the world, but gets owned by ghosts.

>>134854326
She isn't. She's best girl along with genki senpai.

>>134854480
>>134853704

Yamada-kun?

>>134851912
Haruhi

>>134852195
Half-Life: The Animation

>heavy breathing
>everyone dies

>>134854532
In Negima it's the girls that ended up being powerful instead.
Hint: MC becomes powerful for temporary

guy fight peepl with sword so he can fight more stronk peepl with sword

Main character constantly dismembers his arm and breaks rocks.
Rival is a dick over a misunderstanding from childhood.

>>134854621
Wrong.

>>134854590
Misaki was best but Mashiro was absolute crap. Coming into the series I though she would be best, but I ended up being very disappointed with her character.

>>134854621
Nothing happened to Yamada in terms of mentality. Also read the hint.

>>134854645
UQ Holder.

>>134852195
this is probably Index

>>134854706
Well, close enough I guess. I was looking for Shana, though.

>>134854700
Haven't picked up so no.
Hint: This series has its own spinoff

>>134851806
Evangelion

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>>134854621
>Haruhi
you got it mi familia

>>134855078
No.
I realized after posting that the crossdressing only happened in the manga.

When all ur peers be stabbing stuff but all you want is friendship (hemhemyuri)

A boy and a girl got dragged in an another world and they really didn't like it here.

Shitty lesbian and QUALITY

>>134855392
Sakura Trick?

Magic boys fight war in giant metal samurai.

Why doesn't anyone know or care about Corpse Party anymore?

>>134855420
No.

Girls think guy is gay, but no guy actualy likes his idol/seiyuu childhood friend, or at least he used to.

>>134855392
Cross Ange?

I still loved it.

>>134855392
hibikek

>>134855849
No, I said lesbian not "lesbians"

>>134855866
>KyoAni
>QUALITY

>>134851991
Mahouka or Color Wars

guy buys JAV to jack off to but girl comes out of the screen Ring-style

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>>134850664
big pussy robot

>>134853990
Berserk

>>134854627
Texhnolyze.

>>134855866
No
Hint: It has a second season

>>134851265
Akame ga kill

>>134856061
Does it involve Nana?

Entry level garbage

>>134856107
Nope

>>134856157
Your favorite anime.

A depressed guy is shit at everything, meets a mysterious blonde, and finally learns how to be a bit less shit.

>>134856242
Misaki's hair is black though.

Male model pilots giant robot, fights the government, goes to the moon, meets God

>>134856044
got it

>>134856372
Sam Flam

>>134851625
Is it just the translation, or is LN writing really this bad? That was like reading through a 13 year old's adjectivecore fanfic.

>>134856307
Wrong animu.

>>134856372
samflam

get rich and lose it all

rinse and repeat

>>134856755
Kaiji

>>134850664
So, this fucking cat just keep ruining my life, and every day bring more animals to my house, fucking hate that cat.

There's this guy, he's lactose intolerant, and he doesn't want to miss the fiesta. But his two female friends feed him tacos with cheese, which makes him go crazy with pinatas.

Loli gets impregnated by robot from the future.

lolis get brainwashed

Reincarnated only to see the ending of a series.

>>134852489
>MAL
McFucking kill yourself faggot.

Blue haired gay guy gets bit by his robot dog.

Boy and girl fall in love.
Alternate universes and phones are involved.

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>>134858590
Easy, welcome to the NHK

>>134858590
Please no, not that.

>>134858723
>>134858733
nope

>>134858760
If it's not Keit-Ai then it's Mirai Nikki?

>>134858861
Yeah.

>>134851671
>Kancolle
>small c

>>134856242
NouCome?

>>134851224
Kaiba

And the OP said poor descriptions, that was perfect.

>>134858172
Higurashi

>>134858263
Eva

>>134852068
Amagi Brilliant Park

satan flips burgers

>>134859070
Hataraku Maou-sama

>>134858967
nope

>>134859174
yes

>>134858590
Steins;Gate

>>134857772
Kerry and friends

A grey alien merges with playboy millionaire and solves mysteries with the help of algorithmic complexity.

>>134852020
>>134858590
>>134858861
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that name because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

>>134860679
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting this post because it's annoying.

>>134860728
Threadly reminder that you can't have a Keit-ai post without the Threadly Reminder post.

>>134856843
Etotama

>>134861261
Threadly reminder that "Keit-Ai" will not make sense in Japanese, no matter how you try to combine romaji and kanji.

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>>134861389
Threadly reminder that "What is To-Love-Ru?"

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>>134861306
Correct.

Boy steals siblings clothing and puts them on while his friends watch

>>134861452
>that pic
>tfw the text in the comment field was my post

Also, To Love-Ru is a two way pun in Japanese. It's a pun on both "trouble" and "love", so it makes sense.

Otaku is not real also he gets a sword and there are eyes.

>>134853704
DNA2?

seven is a lonely number

>>134861523
>Also, To Love-Ru is a two way pun in Japanese

"Trouble" is not Japanese. There is no girl that the MC loves named Ru either.

Backpedal harder, flipfag.

>>134861657
When I said Japanese I meant when read in Japanese. "To-ra-bu-ru". "Rabu" (ラブ) = love (as in Love Live or Love Lab), "To-ra-bu-ru" (トラブル) = trouble, as in the series' subtitle (とらぶる), which is the origin of the name.

Pop

>>134861710
>When I said Japanese I meant when read in Japanese.

You couldn't be more weeb if you were sucking tiny Japanese dongs.

>two-way Japanese pun

That makes zero sense in English. You're the same guy that debated this back then aren't you? Except your trip was off.

>still can't answer who "Ru" is

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>>134861710
>Trouble and Love are okay puns
>Keitai and Ai aren't

The Fashion Police trying to overthrow the fashion director with the help of the Fashion renegade.

MC is actually the author irl

University, turtle, and dorm

Baby Daddy tried to find a Baby Mama with the help from his side chick and nigga.

Best girl won; 4chan raged

8 spells left => 0 splls left. He dead. JK. Gotta fix MC. Everyone wins in the end.

LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!! MC is actually a Demon King and is kept under watch by his sisters.

Ya, sorrry.

The only anime 4chan will agree the dub is better than the sub.

>>134860679
Update when?

>>134861780
There's no "keit" in Japanese, unlike "rabu", as there's no singular "t" in Japanese. Closest equivalent would be "keito" but that ruins the point.

>>134858994
Nah
The timeline is pretty much present.

>>134861870
That's because it's an English pun of Japanese words.

The same way To-Love-Ru (an even more terrible name) is a Japanese pun of English words.

Who is Ru, tho?

We slay dragons with the power of D.

>>134861870
So you were the retard who was debating this in https://desustorage.org/a/thread/134570740/ but you had your trip off!

>>134861914
Presumably it (る) is meant to represent Lala's tail or something. In Japanese, the show's name is "To LOVE る".

>>134861949
Nope. I stayed away from that thread.

>>134861989
>Presumably it (る) is meant to represent Lala's tail or something.

That's the lamest excuse for a terribly executed pun I've ever heard.

It's settled. If To-LoveRu is acceptable to you, then it's weeb double standards to say that KeitAi isn't acceptabe.

>>134861989
>Nope. I stayed away from that thread.

Funny how you're using the same autistic arguments as that "anon", then.

>>134854647
Inuyasha mebe

The best character doesn't appear until its too late and the anime is cancelled.

>>134861503
Danshi koukousei no nichijou

>>134862022
From the same thread, "To Love-Ru" makes more sense than "Keit-Ai" because the pun makes sense in Japanese, as I explained above. By contrast, "Keit-Ai" only works as a pun if you mess up both Japanese and English writing, and writing it in a way which doesn't work according to Japanese syllabication.

>>134862066
I saw that thread but never went in it. I tend to stay away from Keit-Ai stuff.

This one should be easy: SAO for edgy hipsters.

>>134862098
>"To Love-Ru" makes more sense than "Keit-Ai" because the pun makes sense in Japanese,

Keit-Ai is an English pun of Japanese words the same way To-Love-Ru is a Japanese pun of English words.

To say that To-Love-Ru makes more sense just shows your weeb is showing.

>>134851527
Eurobeat = Initial D
is everyone here 12 years old or what?

>>134850664
Corpse Party?

>>134862211
correct

>>134862098
>and writing it in a way which doesn't work according to Japanese syllabication.
>To-Love-Ru
>making sense in English syllabication

Then again, I am talking to a Flip who's a fan of a 3DPD anime singer. You probably think Goku can beat Superman too, you fucking weeb.

>>134862231
Correct, now answer the bonus questions. If you don't know her birthday or blood type, just look up the Corpse Party wiki or something.

>>134862098
>if you mess up both Japanese and English writing

Keit-Ai isn't messed up in English, though. Not like To-Love-Ru, at any rate.

>>134862210
>Keit-Ai is an English pun of Japanese words
>English pun of Japanese words
>English pun
There's your problem.

>>134862287
It's not messed up in English, but try writing it in pure hiragana/katakana. Try writing "keit" in hiragana or katakana. Good luck with that.

>>134862098
>because the pun makes sense in Japanese
And the pun makes sense in English since Keitai is an English loan word and Ai is rendered in Japanese, weeb.

>>134862310
>There's your problem.

But somehow a Japanese pun of English words isn't a problem to you?

>>134862335
Anime are from what country? What is the language of that country?

>>134862310
>It's not messed up in English, but try writing it in pure hiragana/katakana.
>Keit-Ai is messed up when rendered in Japanese
>the same way To-Love-Ru is messed up when rendered in English

I don't see the problem...? It's the same thing.

>>134862346
Pasta from what country? What is the prevailing language of the vast majority of posters in this site?

Same thing.

>>134862346
If you think To-Love-Ru is acceptable and Keit-Ai isn't, then you're a weeb.

Case closed.

There's lots of tits and then lots of twists

>>134862353
Except when written in English To Love-Ru gives a new pun, while unless you use some form of writing magic, "Keit愛" will simply not work in Japanese, because the Japanese would pronounce it as "けいとあい" (keitoai) and not "けいたい" (keitai), while "To Love-Ru" and "trouble" are both pronounced "トラブル" in Japanese.

>>134862412
>Except when written in English To Love-Ru gives a new pun
>To-Love-Ru
>To Love Ru

Who is Ru?

Nah, dude. Stop being a weeb.

>because the Japanese would pronounce it as "けいとあい" (keitoai) and not "けいたい" (keitai), while "To Love-Ru" and "trouble" are both pronounced "トラブル" in Japanese.

You are aware it can be rendered the same way in Hiragana as keitai is so that's their pronunciation guide to Keit愛, right?

Of course not. You're a gigantic tripfag weeb.

>>134862412

>muh excellent three-way Japanese pun folded ten thousand times can destroy any English word pun

see >>134862400

>>134862412
>while "To Love-Ru" and "trouble" are both pronounced "トラブル" in Japanese.

But they're not pronounced the same thing in English. Are you getting the double standard or are you going to continue it?

>>134862483
>>134862465
I don't give a fuck about either thing, go shit up a keit-ai or to-love-ru thread with this, not the thread topic
>>>/out/

>>134862465
Keit = "ケイト"
"ケイト-あい" != "けいたい"
Case closed.

>>134862534
Keit-Ai > To-Love-Ru

Cased closed.

>>134862534
>Keit-Ai doesn't make sense!
>To-Love-Ru makes perfect sense!

Who is Ru?

Why are you such a weeb?

>>134862534
It's spelled Keit-Ai but pronounced kei-tai in Hiragana. That's acceptable.

>>134862574
toraburu->trouble makes perfect sense in japanese.

>>134862412
>Except when written in English To Love-Ru gives a new pun

A nonsensical pun seeing that there's no character in it named Ru.

And trouble isn't even pronounced that way in English. It's pure unadulterated Engrish butchering from a non-native speaker.

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>>134862625
And anyone who isn't new understands the pun of Keit-Ai.

Hell, even the Japanese just went with it.

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>>134862534
>one is an English rendering of Japanese words to make a pun
>the other is a Japanese rendering of English words to make a pun
>somehow one is better than the other

>>134862670
I think they were laughing more at the absurdity of the concept than the name.

>>134862747
>two lovers from different universe convince their AU counterparts to fall for them, only for them to fall for each other

I don't see the absurdity. If anything, it's Toradora with alternate dimensions.

God gets cucked

Show is about ojou-samas, but the best girl is the childhood friend.

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>>134862744

We have Ken-sama-tachi on the thread.

>>134862747
Why are you spoilering your retarded posts? Fucking tripfag.

>>134862819
Shomin Sample
>Eri
>best
that's some shit taste you got there

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>>134862747
>absurdity of the concept
>matchmaker romance except different dimensions is involved

Wut?

Like super man but sometimes worse and sometimes better

>that show about the highly imaginative autistic high-school girl and her 4 caretakers

>>134862877
I'm talking about her post-transfer personality.

Why do people shill for this fucking keit-ai fanfic shit

Delinquent and honour student playing jazz

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>enters thread
>it's Keit-ai autism

>>134862920
Sakurasou

people get hit with baseball bat

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>>134862911

>>134862534
Its Hiragana is for what's used on keitai normally.

It's pronounced the same as "keetai" or mobile in Japanese, you autistic fuck of a tripfag weeb.

Ass > Tits

>>134863341
Prison School?

>>134851722
durrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>134863347
that was quick

>>134862920
haruhi

>>134863135
AOTY.

>>134863172
kinda works, but I was thinking >>134863387

a midget and some male hooker play cops and robbers, then they fall for some titcow who can sing

Everyone dies

The MC looks like an egg.

captcha: select all images with bread (one pic is melonpan)

>>134863432
Death of Manglobe

>>134864040
Wan Pan Man?

Understanding each others feelings by exchanging bodily fluids.

>>134865187
Correct and either Mysterious Girlfriend X or Sundome.

>>134865238
Mysterious Girlfriend X was correct.

MC tries to kill himself.
It's not comedy.

>>134863712
Akame ga Kill or Another.
>>134862810
Noragami
>>134862110
ARE YOU READY FOR THE PUNCHLINE?
>>134861603
Subete ga Pretentious

>>134855921
Well since no one answered I'll just say it, Video Girl Ai.

MC gets anally penetrated, travels back in time, spends some time at sea and becomes a better person.

>>134865484
Congratulations?

Shitty lesbian ruined season 2.

>>134865526
Chuunibyou?

>>134865553
No

>>134865517
Naw, it's a movie

MC can release tentacled shit at his back and he is now trying to hide it from birds.

>Orphan goes ham
>Gets captured
>Makes deal with captor
>Operating Operationally with Operators

>>134865884
Jormungand easy

>>134852510
oreimo

>>134863135
>fanfic

So you're saying the Keit-Ai anime is real?

>>134856509
16.5 was part of the original wn, which was like an unedited fanfic as a whole. it never made it into circulation or the anime for pretty obvious reasons

the actual ln's on the shelves today are significantly better

add some lolis and make everyone a lesbian

son of powerful warrior but c u c k e d by author

>girl becomes meguca
>everyone forgets that her siblings had a show first

gay guy tries to explain memes to dense girls

Silver > pink > black > orange

>>134870323
OreShura?

>>134869596
Prisma Illya?

>>134870091
Nanoha.

A boy goes on an adventure to find his dad, a magician whose original name was supposed to be Naruto develops a liking for the boy in a weird sense. The boy likes rock-paper-scissors.

>>134870420
Hiatus x Hiatus.
Now fucking answer me >>134865349

>>134870420
Hiatus x Hiatus

>>134870357
he obviously not talking about oreshura
everyone knows that pink is best girl in oreshura
he must be talking about another anime featuring girls of corresponding colors because pink is indisputably best in oreshura

Power rangers and nanomachines, son.

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>>134870222
Nice getsu!

Guy punches bad things and then has baby.

>>134870567
I'm not sure if you're referring to my trips or the anime but in either case you are correct

>>134870222
Yahari oregairu?

>>134870596
Both, it was a funny coincidence that you tried to describe shomin sample but also got trips in the same post.

The road to El Dorado meets the cruelty of warfare.

>>134863341
ive heard from prison school before but never felt the urge to watch it, this description catapulted it immediately on my watchlist
there are too few anime that worship the holy grail of butts, its always just oppai

mc talks like a retard and plays dr. frankenstein

It's about two brothers slaves, one gets killed, then the one who survived becomes a soldier, a scales ranks in the army.

>>134863237
Paranoia Agent maybe

Mc has girlfriend but fucks almost everybody else instead

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>>134870411
right on

>>134870323
Yamadakun and his 7 bitches?

>>134865526
Date a Live

>>134873556
Correct