Would you watch an Ender's Game battle school harem anime?

I would watch paint dry 24/7 because I have nothing else to do with my life and lack ambitions.

>>134844049
This post speaks to me...

>>134844049
Yep.

Only if Ender was a little girl. I'm not into little boys.

>>134843956
i'm sure it's more on the gay side since one of the male characters kissed ender

>>134845151
Wasn't that kiss meant more as a greeting/farewell?

Only if the imouto is cute.

>>134845312
Oh, wait, she was an onee-san.

>>134845253
think about it m8, if japan had made an anime about Ender's game then i'm sure they'll blow it out of proportions

>>134844049
you were always the best tripfag

>>134845396
Also Bean and Achilles having that weirdly intense relationship/arch nemesis thing.

They might also find a way (or at least the shitty fans) to make Ender and Valentine all weird.

>>134847514
>implying it wasn't weird to begin with
Reminder that as of Shadows in Flight it is confirmed that Card considers having a family so important, incest is an acceptable way to have one if necessary.

Well yeah, Ender's Game is written like terrible anime already
>MC is a special snowflake with edgy side
>enrolled in school for special snowflakes, but he's the specialest
>leads a team of school rejects to victory
>punches bullies in a dick
>has a weird sexual tension with imouto
>saves humanity
Onii-sama would be proud

>>134845396
I'm sure they'd very lovingly animate the shota shower scenes.

>>134847898
Was he really a special snowflake before doing the army shit? I thought he was just the garbage tier third child and got sent off to the army.

But it's been several years since I read it.

>>134848149
He was literally bred to be a special snowflake. I never quite understood the mechanics behind that shit, but as far as I remember having a third child was outlawed on Earth, but Ender's family was popping megageniuses, so they were made exception

>>134847898

Just throw in mecha training ala Gunbuster and then commanding a fleet of "robots"...yeah, pilotless ROBOTS! And yep...you got your basic cut n' dry /m/ story.

>>134847898
PICKED UP, sounds more fun than any of the boring school harem shit nowadays. Movie or novel?

If I read Ender's will it satisfy my shotalust.

>>134848821
The real cuhrazy begins in a second book, where Ender is old as fuck, has literal God for a waifu, marries loli that turned into old used goods while he FTL'd to her planet, and sentient pigs that breed by killing each other

>>134849121

Ah, so the Book of Mormon?

>>134848821
Movie is shit, never watch it.

>>134845124
>not liking /ss/

His onii-sama had it best.

>angry and aggressive
>bullies Ender
>failed battle school
>later became leader of earth
>remembered as a great figure that unified Earth
>Ender is remembered as literally worse than Hitler

>>134848821
Movie drops the most hilarious subplot of Ender's brother taking over the world by shitposting on the internet.

>>134849121
novinha a cute

>>134849534
>failed battle school

He got kicked out for being too vicious or something though. Not for being subpar.

>>134849552
Yeah, I never really got it why they dropped it. It's way more interesting than 40% of the main story.

>>134847898
It's divided into ~26 chapters, which could each be an episode for a talky2-cour anime, or combine two for a shorter more action-packed 1-cour. This is how I imagined it in my head as I read it.

>>134843956
I already watched a mediocre adaptation of this. . It was called Neon Genesis Evangelion (?) I think, maybe you've heard of it, so why not?

>>134849620
Because that's not something that would do well in a visual format and now that the internet and blogs actually exist it's really weird to see a teenager become one of the most important political forces on the planet using them.