Would you make a christmas cake feel loved and beautiful?
As I grow myself closer to my 30th's, at 26, Christmas cakes have suddenly become the main focus of my fetishes and doujin/manga folder.
I welcome this development in my taste.
Anon her thighs would either smother you or crush your dick.
The risk is too great, I'll make the sacrifice and engage her instead.
>women lying about their age
Man, that's such a crazy idea, who'd believe that?
>tfw no クリスマス・ケーキ先生 to read shounen manga with
I don't care if she has a Rain Man-level autistic daughter; I'm going in.
Make her feel loved and beautiful doggystyle against the wall all day.
>assuming everyone here is a desperate beta with no standards or self control
Oh, /a/! You never fail to amuse me!
I wouldn't know I haven't seen it.
I do enjoy these legs though
Are you laughing at the standards I have, or are you laughing at me having any standards whatsoever?
Would you watch a show about police cakes?
>dat fucking beach episode
>dat Aoi in a two piece
forgive me, lord, for i have sinned.
Why is it that if its Rider centric porn its almost always, without fail, NTR.
Not that it really bothers me, but her personality work better when its like http://nhentai.net/g/71099/
There's plenty of non-rape/NTR rider doujin. Yanagi has done several, for example. Vanilla Rider are the only Fate doujin I care to read.
Only one real way. I consider it everyday myself.
I would love her so hard that there would be no room inside her to have feelings of being unloved.
I prefer onee-san mode more.
No. The Tiger is for tender loving only.
Thanks anon, unknowingly you helped me twice. First with the Rider stash and then also by showing me that panda account actually is working again
Quick question though, do you have any idea how I can see what my username and password is?
Good taste right here.
Can she ever be redeemed and made to forget the sadness of her past life?
I want to take her away to a horse ranch in Montana.
I want to comfort her so badly ;_;
Ruuji will never again bleed that pooper anymore.
I prefer onee-sans but cakes are a good substitute
The red pill is a bitter pill to swallow, anon. For me, bishoujo are a mere coping mechanism. My hatred for actual women has reached the point where I literally prefer death over their company.
>tfw no motherly cake that loves to spoil you and is overbearing and worries too much about you
That's all I've got of her
that's safe for work
Artist is great though.
I think the translation was something like: "This chocolate is laced with a powerful aphrodisiac, let's have sex all night long."
I just want to laugh. How many of you guys have actually dated christmas cakes irl.
I was with a 40 year old one just 2 hours ago. And I came to realise why they are left on the shelf. Well, did my best to be nice to her.
Anyway, good luck on meeting a decent one.
I'm only 29...
I'm only 29...
I'm only 29...
26 next month. Christmas cakes are now merely age appropriate, and that saddens me.
>tfw 27 last month
On the bright side we're getting to the faceless old man tier, we can also steal christmas cakes from young faggots.
She's someone I wouldn't believed have existed, sort of like an oddity.
She is la bit lesser than average looking and flat, but is a pretty nice and cheery person normally.
Thing is, sometimes she does things inappropriate for her age, like acting like a teenage girl or getting angry over petty stuff. Just a few days ago, it was her birthday, and she had two cakes which she specifically tried to pass to 2 handsome young men in the office. One knew of it beforehand and hid himself away. She looked for him for a few hours and eventually left the cake on his desk. Of course, this kind of stuff tend to spread in the office like wildfire (and make her an object of scorn, sadly).
Due to some circumstances, I had to buy some items with her. We joked, and sometime she would slap my arm or nudge me. Makes jokes about her being scared to walk out at night in fear of her chastity (not really suitable jokes for a 40 year old in a safe country). Also have an irritating quirk of fluttering her eyelashes a lot (all I see is the whites of her eyes when she does that).
Anyway, being in my mid-twenties, I am not particularly attracted to women 10 years older than me. Also she should target more suitable guys.
Why would people fetishize Christmas cakes instead of young women in their twenties is beyond me. In fact most of the pictures posted here are of young ladies.
Meme is an exception
31 and cakes are younger than me now. I find myself attracted to mostly women my age or a couple of years older. Lost my chance to be a wizard over a decade ago, though.
>Why would people fetishize Christmas cakes instead of young women in their twenties is beyond me.
>instead of young women in their twenties
You know the term denotes women 26 years or older, right?
Would you a centuries old and possibly a Lovecraft Monster cake?
>I find myself attracted to mostly women my age or a couple of years older.
Doesn't the horrible discrepancy in quality between 2D and 3D hurt you?
Most attractive women my age are married or divorced with kids. I am in academia, so there are some women who have put off marriage for careers at the moment, but they're a bit too career-focused and serious all the time for me. Can't turn off my brain and relax around them.
>30 in 3 weeks and 3 days
wish people at mogra could sing me happy birthday during new years party
Christmas Cakes/Stale Cakes
Learn the difference, it might save your penis.
And office ladies are the bane of my existence, I swear they're a human species that should not be allowed to behave like they do.
The only good "office ladies" I know are those that work in libraries, and even there only a few are salvageable.
You gotta find artisans anon, I know quite a lot of those who are really great people and not half bad looking, but again, a 20 years gap might not be the greatest thing unless you're into that.
Being in my late twenties I can't really get along with women older than 35, there just isn't enough feeling, same for people under 25, maybe I'm just getting too old for this shit.
I'm not that worried about my lost wizardry, but I'm definitely starting to feel the clock ticking, might want to get a little family going before it's too late, I already have troubles looking after my nephews, I don't know whether I'll have the energy to deal with a toddler of my own in a few years.
I'll send you a vocaroo message anon then.
I always thought it was 30. Either way, the word is stupid.
"Buying a cake for Christmas is a Japanese tradition. But these cakes have a definite expiration date — no one wants to eat Christmas cake after December 25th."
>Using a negative connotation
My heart is with lolis so at the very least I'll date someone younger. "Christmas cakes" are easy mode though.
Christmas cakes need that guy that does all the poor africa children christian charity commercials to do commercials for them. The christmas cake epidemic can be stopped, it MUST BE stopped, and stopping it would take so little yet end so much unhappiness.
"This is Sawa-chan, she's [AGE REDACTED], a professional teacher, and lonely. Everyday she goes to her job--puts on a smile for all her students and does her work diligently and with care--yet she comes home to an empty apartment. She has no man there to embrace her. She either drowns herself in sake or salty tears, usually both, or perhaps does both when she rarely goes out 2dbar with her rarely-seen friends."
"That's just one story. Look at all these other aging, lonely women. Could you honestly look them in the face and not tell them they deserve all the D you can give them?
Call us now, we'll send you a picture of your christmas cake and set up an appointment. For just a few hours a week, you to can make a difference in these women's lives by giving them your time and helping make them feel like a real woman again."
Sign me up and take all of my money.
Office Lady during the day
a DJ at night
How could anyone let this wolf go hungry?
Japan has a bunch of qt cakes just waiting to be taken. Their own men are too beta and can't provide for them. And Japanese women basically quit their jobs to become housewives as soon as they're married. You just have to make sure not to neglect her to not get NTRd.
well she is all about fighting and victory
i can bet you she has a plan that is getting realized really carefully
There was an assistant at my kindergarten/preschool that would give all the boys big hugs. She even showed us the tattoo of a rose she got just above her mound. I would have loved if she'd done things beyond my young mind's imagination to me, so don't give up hope: you never know what little shota's childhood you could turn into a happy one.
There is hope anon, I wanted this to happen so much when I was a kid. You could give a shota a very memorable childhood life experience.
Hell I still do, but it's hard to be molested when you're 6'2"
>the older you get, the more loli becomes a forbidden fruit
Feels dangerous man. Good thing 3DPD also applies to real life lolis.
Blogshit threads like these make me feel young, I'm 19 but I feel just as jaded as the other anons here. >3dpd has started to not feel like just a meme and it's as if I'm waiting to either eventually become a wizard or for someone to come rescue me.
>Just interested if she really robbed the cradle
Not quite no but
while they don't get together in the end (she moves away for a new teaching job due to pressure/rumors), it's heavily implied that they keep in contact with each other so they can meet again in the future and get together again.
The letter at the end specifically details how she still checks up on him:
>This turned out to be a very long letter.
>Thank you for reading it all.
>I hope that you are doing well, Akizuki-kun.
>It would be great if the weather warmed up soon, wouldn’t it?
>I’ll write again.
>February 3rd 2013
The kid's final lines even hint at them still wanting to get together in the future after he finishes his studies:
>"I now think that I was learning how to walk then, as well. One day, once I'm able to walk a far, far greater distance, I'll come for you."
It's basically a happy ending for both of them honestly. Him leaving the shoes was a sign of them taking their relationship maturely compared to how they took it before (which was closer to escapism). They stuck with each other at the end (even though she moved away) because they both realized that their feelings were genuine anyway.
>I'm 19 but I feel just as jaded as the other anons here.
>f I'm waiting to either eventually become a wizard or for someone to come rescue me.
>someone to come rescue me.
You're not nearly jaded enough sonny, you either get worse or you learn to live with it and eventually appreciating for what it is, it's all up to you, just try not to become a R9K sad cunt at the very least.
if you want a 3d girl that has a chance of not being PD, then get one that rides on motorcycles
God Damn at that ending I"m still mad
>become christmas cake
>don't feel it because I'm just as immature and inexperienced as I was in my teens
>actually look younger now than I did in high school
How am I supposed to self-insert as a cake in doujins now
As a 40 year old i like some cradle snatching yes. But I would more like woman my own age.
Christmas Cakes are for
passing up in favor of younger, prettier girls
I don't look THAT young, though. Isn't there some middle ground between towering woman with huge tits and tiny babyface woman?
All I want is a doujin where a boy falls for a girl who seems like she's his age or at most only a few years older, then bam, christmas cake. But I guess that's too much to ask
Problem with all these is that they don't display any ACTUAL difference in physical appearance, thereby negating the reason why people go for the younger ones in the first place. It's kinda dumb.
The kind of woman who looks like she'd want a nice back massage when she gets home.
And then sit on your face to really get rid of all that stress
How young are we talking here?
Also, it's fucking annoying that women generally prefer older men. Like, it makes no sense, why'd you want a worn-out old wrinklebag when you can have an optimistic young handsome dude? I've met a lot of women who I like who are like 5 years older than me, but they're all going for men who are 5 years older than them again! It's frustrating.
>Like, it makes no sense, why'd you want a worn-out old wrinklebag when you can have an optimistic young handsome dude?
Why are you asking this in christmas cake thread of all places?
The answer should be obvious.
I guess that's it for some, but with women having equal income these days, you'd think at least a few would have that covered already and go for a more physically pleasing candidate instead. I mean, I'm not looking for rich women, what's the difference?
Yeah it's definitely obnoxious but the implication in that pic is that it's a single Christmas Cake feeling a bit awkward/insecure because of a young couple romancing each other when she gets none for herself.
>How young are we talking here?
I'm thinking 14-17, but that's just my fantasy. Nothing I could actually go for in real life. Yeah, definitely not...
>at least a few would have that covered already and go for a more physically pleasing candidate instead
>at least a few
And so they do. They're just in the minority, as you said.
>I'm thinking 14-17, but that's just my fantasy. Nothing I could actually go for in real life. Yeah, definitely not...
If some cake apporoached me when I was 14 I would go in a heart beat.
Don't worry, no one has to know.
>14-17, but that's just my fantasy
Yeah. Because in real life, teens are fucking stupid. Honestly, my fantasy is a 60-year old woman in the body of a 20-year old. Best of both worlds.
>I'm thinking 14-17, but that's just my fantasy. Nothing I could actually go for in real life. Yeah, definitely not...
When I was that young as a boy, I had fantasies of cake taking me away for sexy times.
I still do even till now.
>but with women having equal income these days, you'd think at least a few would have that covered already
50 years of social change does not affect millions of years of evolution.
>If some cake approached me when I was 14 I would go in a heart beat.
But could you approach her?
There is a boy I see around who I've never actually spoken to, but frequently exchange little glances with. Sometimes he gets flustered and looks away, it's so cute. Guess that's the closest I'll ever get. Sadly I'll probably never even know his name.
>tfw just want an aggressive Christmas cake to push me down and tongue rape my mouth
>tfw no Shizuka Hiratsuka
I'm 20 but I look like I'm 17 does that count?
I'm sure, but like >>134754157 said, most teens in real life are pretty stupid. I've only ever met one I've really wanted, see >>134754816 but there is no way to approach him so I just eye-flirt with him from a distance
Yeah I'd say that's good enough.
I'm 27 and 5'4" still in the journey to be a wizard.
I think christmas cakes are my only hope...
they're fine but.. I'm into cute tomboys.
life is suffering.
>they're fine but.. I'm into cute tomboys.
Christ, I know that suffering all too well.
I'm 19. Would you do this to me?
I picked this up because some anon talked it up like it was the most moving piece of art he'd ever experienced. It was good, don't get me wrong, but it wasn't amazing and unforgettable.
Pls no my heart can't handle that
In this case, it's in the hair. She gets a bland cut for cheap and then lets it grow out for months. You can see in the reflection that the other girl has a much nicer haircut, plus she has painted nails. Of course, I'd much rather the christmas cake, both in that picture and in real life.
I know that feel.
Old guy I work with says I sometimes just have a blank thousand yard stare.
Not sure if i just like cakes, but I like girls with a mature personality
>There are christmas cakes in this thread RIGHT NOW
>Applying 3D to 2D
It's fucking romanticized and Shinkai practically glorified the resolution of their relationship in his commentaries and how they'll get together again, so that's as definitive as you can get about it.
This absolutely insane idea crossed my mind. I know it's pretty out there, but just hear me out:
YOU could approach HIM.Crazy, right? Just some fanciful lunacy, I guess. If I knew how to sarcasm any harder, I would.
>Implying I don't plan to go to Japan one day
>Implying my plan isn't to fuck as many lonely cakes as I can
Now if I know my Japanese culture right all I have to do is pick them up at the bar after work when they are full of sake.
Reminder that a teacher got jailed for 'molesting' one of her students recently.
Apparently she was hot and i never saw what was wrong but it was immoral as determined by society anyway
Would marry and read books with all day long
>When she touches you on the shoulder
I would freeze up and get super flustered
Yeah, so? She was a TEACHER, so that's going to be frowned upon regardless of the student's age, plus it's hard to keep secret. And most people don't even care if it's a 16 year old boy and a fresh christmas cake. A 14 boy and a 28 girl is about when society at large starts to get all judgmental, but if she's not the boy's teacher, she shouldn't have that much trouble keeping it a secret. It's not like he'd rat her out, so just keep it discreet.
>When she touches you on the shoulder
> you will never get a kiss on the cheek by a qt cake
>people assume I'm a high school student when I meet them for the first time
>going out with friend to eat in nearby resto
>tfw the female employee's thought i was girl and that i was his girlfriend
I'd make her feel like a whore, in a good way.
There are features built into the site for that Anon
>you will never get a kiss on the cheek by a qt cake
Stop it you're killing me.
I'd rather give a nice sensual foot massage.
>you will never be a shotah that gets sexually taken advantage of by a dominate desperate cake
today I relized that I'm shorter that I thought for many years.
I'm confident about myself, but man. 159cm I'm a fucking manlet.
Only semi-related, but what is the new parameter for Google image search?
I'm using "https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=%URL" but it doesn't work anymore and gives me the "The URL doesn't refer to an image, or the image is not publicly accessible." error.
>checking out her T&A and blushing at them
shounen is such a faggot but sometimes he's doing it right
I've had a thing for older women for as long as I can remember, but now I'm a 31 year-old wizard, they're not (usually) older. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Shave your head, put on weight and use your powers to steal the christmas cakes from all the manlets in this thread, and become the greatest NTR villain the world has ever known.
[blogshit] I'm 5'7, and have managed to get a 3pd girlfriend in the past.
It lasted 6 months
I don't think I'l ever trust a woman to love me, instead of the benefits of having a lover.
2D is the only way. There are usually reasons why an OL isn't taken.
>Not enjoying both cakes and lolis, including the occasional loli-cake
Absolutely shit taste
it's a good show but don't expect the romance to go anywhere
>you will never fuck a lonely cake pretending to be a ghost
>You will never be tricked into thinking you NTR'd your fathers cake away from him.