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HOW TO BE AN ANIME PATRICIAN IN SIX EASY STEPS: 1. The kinds

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HOW TO BE AN ANIME PATRICIAN IN SIX EASY STEPS:
1. The kinds of things that most people proclaim to care about in anime are character and story. The first step is realizing that these things don't matter, because anime is a visual medium. Of course, it's also an aural medium, but that's not a line that patricians repeat ad nauseum, so you don't have to worry about it. Why are character and story irrelevant even if anime is conveyed through images, you might ask? Who cares! Just keep repeating to yourself that anime is a visual medium until you get it.

2. Namedrop animators and the word 'sakuga' many times. Post links to webms from sakugabooru with superficial one-liner commentaries on those specific scenes.

3. Namedrop experimental shorts no one has ever watched. Cite them as anime of the year on a daily basis no matter where or when you're posting.

4. Complain about the decadent state of TV anime, make sure to include the fact that it is an inherently inferior format to film and that only 1-2 decent series at best come out a year. Cite Kyoani as the best studio currently working today. Of course you really mean it has the best directors currently because judging a work by studios is so far below your intelligence. Just the frequent usage of 'Godhouse' revolts you.

5. Make fun of people who don't know as much as you do. Include commentary on their ignorance. Make statements on the terrible posting patterns and ideological beliefs of certain sites e.g MAL, Neogaf, /a/. Pat yourself on the back for your brilliant observations skills.

6. Engage in what is known as "hot-takes". Pride yourself in your unpopular opinions, bathe in the tears of the dirty plebeians. Try to make as much controversial statements as you possibly can, make daring critiques on specific directors and studios on a constant basis.
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7. Suck dicks.
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Plotfags BTFO
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8. Be tripfag
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9. Suck more dicks.
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Patrician: recognizes Nichijou and K-On as modern masterpieces they are
Pleb: MUH NGE SO DEEP THEY DROP CHRISTIAN STUFF HURRRRRR
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tl;dr
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10. Suck OP dick
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>>134622115
7.Kill yourself because you're absolute cancer.
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The plebeians simply can't handle the truth.
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>>134622256
Muh K-On SO CUTE THE GIRLS DO SO MUCH CUTE STUFF HURR DURR
NICHIJOU SO FUNNY XDDDD LOL SO RANDOM HURR DURR
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10,5. Creat shitty thread
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Hey kids. Wanna do fives?
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>>134625103
You fucked up
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>new anime
>good
Plastic looking soulless crap.
I only watch obscure shows like Ideon and Urusei Yatsura no one on /a/ has heard of because they only watch that new crap.
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>>134625130
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11. Kill self
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>>134625130
>watch me I'm special
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12. Get dubs
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>>134622115
>sakugabooru
wtf is this crap?
a repository of useless webms?
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13. kill yourself 2nd time to be sure

14. get real dubs
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>>134625128
>1000x1000
so did you

but more importantly check these digits
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>>134625338
you fucked up again
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postan
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>>134625582
kek
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>>134622115
Should be stickied
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>>134626860
This
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>>134622115
What is a patrician anyway?
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>>134627892
Dumb nigger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrician_%28post-Roman_Europe%29
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>>134622115

Anime is a waifu/husbando medium. The manner in which the visuals matter is how hot the girls or guys are. That's it, anything else is just a waste of money.
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>>134622115
How to be a patrician:

1. Like Hack Sign

2. Like Nichijou

3. Like Casshern Sins

4. Like FLCL

5. Like Hyouka

6. Like HxH 1999

7. Like Ping Pong

8. Like Shinsekai Yori

9. Like The Sky Crawlers


There, you're a patrician.
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13 or whatever: Make one of those absurd res images with a bunch of shitty shows against a black background. Title it "Essential Anime" and include a prelude that goes something like "If you want to break into anime, these are the shows that you HAVE to have seen." First row is dedicated entirely to Cowboy Bebop, NGE and the like. Monster comes in somewhere.
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>>134630419
Compared to the first two Monster is garbage.
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>>134630501
Overrated shit.
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>>134630501
It sure needs some surgery.
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>>134630533
Except I'm not joking.
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Shitpost on /m/ with obscure 80s manga and claim to be a master weeb
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>>134622115
Aside from the fact that Kyoani really is the best studio, and that making fun of people for being ignorant and terrible posters is perfectly acceptable, this is a pretty good list. But please try to reflect on the fact that all the support for you in this thread is in the form of "+1" youtube comment style "posts", and then also kill yourself for making a shitty meta thread.
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