the only girl who's still pure in that picture
I don't know Fate so I'll assume the girl on the left is a childhood friend of the main dude, likely in love with him but is unable to get her feelings across due to either fear, shyness or he's a dense motherfucker.
The girl on the right looks stand off ish, obviously has some kinda expectations and is has the "mysterious cool beauty" aura around her, so I assume she'll suddenly intrude into the MC's life and introduce him to an amazing adventure where they'll fall in love or some shit.
How close am I?
Who pissed in your cornflakes? If you're gonna be an aggressive jackass then don't fucking bother replying. I don't need this kinda bullshit after the day I've had, Thank you very much.
Sakura would make a much better wife.
Rin can't even use the microwave without killing herself, couldn't drive a car, couldn't vacuum, etc.
She's pretty much worthless unless you live an old fashioned amish lifestyle.
Where's the copy pasta about how Shirou marries Sakura but can never measure up to the worms sexually so he gets perpetual impotence and then finally makes a contract with the world to become Archer after Sakura gives birth and the baby has wavy hair that's parted in the middle.
His noble phantasm is something like Marble Kekold
I'm not sure. Maybe Lalah or Frederica Greenhill.
If I was Shirou, I would probably marry Sakura and simply deal with the fact that she's the worse choice
Because Rin is the obviously superior option, but Sakura is left in a much worse position without Shirou than Rin is
You take away the memes, and Rin is fine. She's as good of a cook as Shirou and Sakura, and other than really using a computer, she's not that bad. It's not like we ever see Shirou using a computer in the first place.
And shit nigger, it's not like Shirou uses a car either. He's all bikes, or when he hits up the desert looking for brown people to shoot arrows at, he's hoofing it.
Actually is very scary to realize that they are actually exactly same. And all their differences are just because Matou training (aka worms).
For example Rin in her eclipse scene after a while of wild sex goes completely mindbroken develop hollow eyes and becomes very sluty. On other hand, Sakura once gets out of Zouken's control becomes very mischievous and even Shirou realises that she is slowly "turning into second Tohsaka".