X is for Y edition
Tenryuu is for
I assume you are here for the sex
I'm in Saiki before you start laughing at the 3 memedals.
>no Amagi because joined too late
I'll save her next time.
Only if you married her and no one else.
I'd never be unfaithful to her!
concept ships when?
would she be cool?
Thanks for making a Tenryuu bullying thread.
I finally finished something bad
now to record some footage
Naka's Christmas art at full damage is making me feel like a bad admiral.
What would be your favorite kanmusu's favorite Monster from MH?
Shitty dyke, only good for her body.
made a voice mod for a game I don't even like
[spoiler[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-5fG_mBcwk [/spoiler]
Resist the urge.
Remember that Ducky cannot into glorious torpedo cut in.
Just let Shigure take care of that problem
Why do people draw her as yandere
Since it's such a big jump from her original personality that people find it intriguing.
Give me PT boats. I need them in my fleet.
I want to catch Nagato in the act of molesting a destroyer and watch her break down under the realization that she's going to be court martialed, and then reveal my spaghetti to her and form a strong kinship with her based on our shared love for loli destroyer butt. I then want to regularly sit down with her outside wherever it is that the destroyers hang around most often and talk about their butts with her. And drink.
>Commander can you put your hand here please. It calms me.
Who is better bully target: Tenryuu or Maya?
She's shorter and heavier than Akagi
You wouldn't bully this girl, would you?
What the fuck did I just translate
>My name is Roma. I only just arrived after the end of Spring E-6, so I'm a little inexperienced.
>But for some reason, I've been dragooned into the task of developing the bathhouse we use for docking.
>In spite of being a proper battleship, I am deprived of any chance to perform in battle and am instead employed as some kind of laborer.
>From what i heard from the other shipgirls, it's because many of the shipgirls took varying degrees of damage in breaking through E-6 and retrieving me back to this naval district.
>Roma-chan, this bathhouse design carries no extraordinarity, no spark of innovation! It's as if it had come from the days of Ancient Rome!
>Redo it right away! And please make it a little better.
>Admiral, pardon me, but could you talk about this outside?
>Admiral, you should probably just give up. It was ridiculous to expect I, a battleship, to be a bathhouse architect. | Please leave this work to Akashi-san.
>Rather than this sort of thing, I would think that it would be better to allow me to go onto the field of battle sooner rather than later.
>This is my order! I want you to do it!
>Admiral, want to get the fuck out?
>Nee-san, I feel like this is a little too obstinate...
>I'm sure you can do it, Roma. But you look really tired, why not take a bath first~?
This is the first point that doesn't really make sense. The Admiral gives no rationale whatsoever for why he wants Roma to build a bath, and the only reason he might want it (a roman bathhouse) apparently wasn't it.
>It's always unbearably noisy in here.
>Katori-san~ could you come over and help shav...uh, massage me a bit~?
>Haaah, that's nice~
>Looking carefully, Katori's rack is pretty big.
>Nonono, to begin with a bathhouse should be somewhere to calm oneself.
>EVERYONE~ NAKA-CHANG'S CONCERT WILL NOW BEGIN~
Literally no reason Roma mentioning Katori's breasts matters in the story. Why would she even be surprised, Roma herself is pretty huge.
>[Hmmnn...even in such a noisy place, it's still so quiet under the water...]
>[Ara, this vent is...]
>Uwaaaoohhhhh I'm being sucked in!
>T...this couldn't be the abyssal Naval District's bathhouse?
>[These shipgirls who oppose us, compared to my sister and katori-san...they are such flat, unforunate creatures...]
>[Given that I was press-ganged into designing a bathhouse as soon as I joined up without joining a single battle or operation, my cover probably shouldn't be blown...]
>[But this design is quite impressive...]
How does she immediately guess that it's the abyssal bathhouse, or even that they have a naval district? She hasn't even been in a battle yet.
>Yo, you new here? Were you submerging this whole time? Nice tits.
>(Is this fellow an enemy commander...?)
>So the Abyssal Naval District had such a cute little thing!
>Oy, come and try this?
>Drinking milk after a bath is pretty normal....
>EHh...what is this?! This miracle drink! What a visionary!
>Pwaaaaaah, as expected, one sip and your spirit just comes surging back!
>Well that's that, I'm off to get swole (note: literally "to train my muscles"), see ya later! >Mm...yeah...
>[Who is the special guest that will be featured at the Abyssal Concert?]
>They've got good taste in posters...
>[Our Goal for the 2nd MI operation - Total Victory!]
>Fidget Fidget (note: better to add that as an action and change it to "Ummm...")
>[--and beat that fucking --Admiral down!]
>This child is...ah yes, the Southern Airfield Princess.
>This is...Fritz X?
>To think that it'd be warplane cookies--....this is just too novel....
>Can I....really...eat this...?
>Zero...is tasty...... Reppuu.....is also tasty......
Where did Fritz X even come from and why do the Abyssals have it instead of Graf or something?
>Anyhow, I'll take a bit....
>[Ohhh, the way it melts in the mouth...this immersive taste....it's as if I have felt this way before...]
>Ehh? Why is everything getting blurry?
>Hey! Roma-chan, you've finally awoken!
>Roma-chan, are you alright? All of a sudden you were drowning! Nee-san was wroreid sick...uuu~....
I like how Nee-san is worried sick but the artist didn't draw her face and this literally doesn't matter at all.
Is Taihou supposed to be a loli or just flat? I can't tell.
>Not long after
>Well done, Roma-chan! To make such an amazing bathhouse in such a short time!
>This mountain mural's pretty new-agey.
>To draw Bismarck onee-sama on it...Roma-san, allow me to give you a Danke!
>That means something like "Grazie", right....well either way, no need to thank me.
>You've even got after-bath drinks!
>Is this blackcurrant milk? It just doesn't have the kick of some good booze.
>Nice! A bit of this health drink and my yasen condition will be perfect!
>Compared to onsen tamago, onsen spaghetti is just the best (note: what the fuck is this doujin even about)
>Even though I feel like bathhouses and hot springs are kind of different, as long as everyone is happy about I have no problem, yes!
Onsen Eggs make sense because you can actually boil them in the hot water and you won't have to swim in spaghetti if you drop it, what the fuck.
>Alright! Now all the shipgirls are revived!
>This is all Roma-chan's work!
>Well then, let us begin this month's 3-5 operation! This time we have to get our hands on that Hoppou-chan!
>Eh? Are we catching even that cute little one?
>For this operation, I will give Nagato special authorization to use her special capture equipment!
>Huhuhu...I already have the netstrings ready!
>How about it, Roma-chan? Will you join us?
Well this page is weird but at least it's been done before.
>Why would you go and capture that cute child....
>I really dont' undrestand...I'll go and take a bath to wake myself first...
>Onee-san...umm...why are you swimming around after drinking that health drink instead of going to yasen?
>What's wrong with it? Jintsuu, don't be so serious, come and play with me and Naka-chan!
>As expected, it's loud. I'll just go over to the single berths.
>Ahhh, the singles are better after all.
>Just now, did somoene....?
>It was just you. It's so late, who would come here apart from us?
>THIS BATHHOUSE IS NOW THE SOLE PROPERTY OF US SISTERS! NAKA-CHANG WILL NOW OFFER A SONG! THE FLEET'S IDOL~ IS SPARKLING TONIGHT AS WELL~~
Are they trying to imply Sendai is slacking off? Why are you expecting baths to solve all your moral and ethical problems?
>And here i thought I was dying... Hm? THis is...
>Ah so this is the single baths I seek. By miniaturizing everything, it allows the user a feeling of peace....
>You again? | We meet again.
>That aside, I'd like you to hear me out. Hoppou-chan, it may be better that you abstain from taking part in the 3-5 defense operation.
>Our naval district's admiral and Nagato want to capture you.
>Heehhh?! You're one of the enemy naval district's shipgirls...?!
>Git out of here!
>Since we've shared a bath, I'll let you go this time! But the next time we meet, I ain't holding back...!
>Why won't you listen to what others say...
Why would you leave an enemy in the bathroom of your base?
>THe next day, 3-5
>Hahahahha, well done Nagato! Hoppou-chan is all but mine now!
>Admiral, this cannot be done! Enemy as she is, she is but a child. What will you do with her after you truss her up and bring her home?!
>Person who baths with me...help me....
>Roma-chan, I understand what you're saying, but why does Hoppou-chan know you? | If the enemy is to be believed, then are you in league with the enemy?
>Bad news, admiral! Taitei-chan just located a Re-class battleship, heading in our direction!
>That's impossible! This isn't 5-5, it's 3-5!
>To think that they really abducted Hoppou-chan....
>I must take her back!
>Bad news! It's really Re-class! And she's packed to the brim with those new bombers! >Damn it! Although we've packed quite a few sanshiki to deal with hoppou, we don't have any equipment to deal with Re...
>With my pride and determinatino on the line, Battleship Nagato shall not retreat! >Then I'll shatter that rigging of yours!
>Fritz X! Nagato-san, dodge!
>I'll pulverize you with this! Mongrels (note: what she said, from the footnotes it is a Gil reference)!
>[*Gate of Re- Deviation Bomb (note: "乖離彈", I don't know what it means)
>How could this be....everyone, I'll leave it up to you.
>I am the only one who can protect the admiral now...even if Fritx X blocks the path in front of me....!
>To show yourself in front of me again....I won't hold back this time!
Maybe fighting Re wouldn't be so goddamn hard if you brought an actual fleet and not Akitsushima and Katsuragi. And why a Fate/Stay Night reference?
>Roma! Nee-san is here to save you!
>Nee-san, be careful, the other side has Fritz X!
>It's fine, as long as us sisters work as one, we have a chance!
>Mm, I am etter suited for the battlefield than for constructing bathhouses, after all.
>Tch, so my time is up for now...
Where did the power of sisterly love even come from? And was that bathhouse line meant to be some kind of punchline?
>A...are we saved?
>Admiral, having saved your life this time around, could you let hoppou-chan go?
>After all, when you think about it, Re wouldn't have attacked if the Admiral hadn't abducted Hoppou-chan in the first place.
>Thanks...will we...meet again...?
>I'm sure we will.
>After all, all roads lead to rome.
The All Roads Lead to Rome punchline was actually pretty good, but these were the most arbitrarily laid roads known to man. Why is this doujin even trying to be serious at this point
And that's it for the most incomprehensible kancolle doujin I've translated yet.
That's what I thought at first. But I watched Thermae Romae and at least that made some sense. That and Lucius was an actual architect as opposed to a shipgirl randomly drafted into interior design.
Found this. Reminder that there's actually /a/non kuso can't unto KanColle.
The Elevens google translated it?
Is /a/ still a bunch of fucking
>You again? | We meet again.
Are you intentionally keeping this on one line since the boxes connect? It's two speakers.
Think she's just annoyed about building that bathhouse earlier.
As others said it's not the elevens, but they actually translate our shit all the time.
Didn't realize it did well enough to get another movie, nice.
Apparently it's actually quite mainstream. The MC is a fairly well known actor and the first movie raked in about $75 million.
I went to an onsen last summer and they had a Thermae Romae poster hanging near the entrance; that was a pleasant surprise.
I see, well with how much money they seem to put into the sets, props, and getting all those foreign extras I hope they make their money back.
Post art of the ship that cleared autumn '15 E5 for you.
Resource gathering gets very easy once you get all your fleets, so focus on those quests first.
Unlock your other fleets as quick as possible. Get to 3-2 as quick as possible so you can get Kongous.
Enjoy spamming expeditions 2, 5, 6 for the next half of the year.
This is how Maya is meant to be treated
Alright. I'll have to keep that in mind then. I have my second fleet already, which I have been spamming on expedition 5, only need Jintsuu to unlock the third. Game refuses to drop it, though, and instead gives me like 5 Naka. Terrible luck on my end, I guess. Anyway, guess I'll just have to push on and reach 3-2 ASAP.
You're gonna hit a rather large wall at 2-4.
Try to get some battleships and a carrier, doesn't matter if light or normal, and do the Akagi quest. 4 BBs, 2 CV(L) and a little RNG assistance, and you're good.
I was told to get subs, but considering I'm at 3-2 and the fucking things never drop or never get constructed, might be easier to go the above route.
I've already done a little bit of investment into a couple of battleships and a CV(L), so it may be a good idea to invest in a few more once I get enough resources for it. It's good that they actually start dropping around this point too.
These ones are cute for a couple of kongous
What, that's not what I want.
Don't have faith, if you don't have faith then you won't be detected by the desire sensor and the girls you like will drop quicker.
Isn't Oriel around Papua?
>You can't go any further, Admiral-san.
>Because in the end, I'm just a training ship.
>You ought to reserve such things for the girl you truly love, right?
>I said... You can't continue...
>At this rate... I...
>Will start to take things seriously...
>Geez... You are a naughty Admiral-san, aren't you
Ooi needs mothership conversion to see the error of her ways.
I want to take things seriously with Kashima.
i wish someone uploaded her prinz cosplay rom instead, her maya album is kindda meh
Without a doubt, these are my glasses.
I bet Kashima feels really comfy to hug or something.
She must smell like flowers.
Why would you need to see art of your waifu if you can just meet her in death.
Yeah, 'something'. Can't really pinpoint what she seems to feel like besides comfy.
Are you serious.
This kuso admiral, it was a special gift from Ryuujou (best girl)
She is a petite woman. Listening to her voice and lines would tell you as much.
Did you already accept your fate as being a plaything for your shipgirls?
Souryuu doesn't wear pantyhose.
embrassed Kaga is also quite cute.
I wish I could.
But she keeps coming out of construction instead of Shoukaku-san.
I just wanted a cute carrier.
Can a Maya gets pregnant with headpatting?
Why are her clothes transparent?
Because the artist has a thing for SEA whores.
You failed me again?
Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon!
I'm trying, I'm trying. But with a Fusou state of mind, remaining positive is hard.
Leave her alone, she was bullied her whole life.
2m tall Yamato class girls is my fetish!
It's an impossible dream.
But I wish I could raise her from the ocean floor, fully repair her and let her navigate the sea as she wills.
There are no more wars for battleships to fight now that carriers and missile cruisers rule the seas, but surely a romantic cruise would be fine too.
I would her cute little ass so hard!
This. The anime monumentally exaggerated her personality.
List the Heavy Cruiser kanmusu with the five highest Love stats.