/a/ wakes up, sees this. what do?

"Your hair looks nice"

This is most inappropriate behavior COMPLETELY unbecoming of a lady!

Shame. On. You.

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Eat her out. That's what tsunako girls are made for.

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>>134492120

Lick the feet.

Eat her out, I guess.

>>134492442
Mai brother

>>134492614
Good thing she has two.

Kick that ugly 2D moe bitch out. 3D is superior you little faggots.

Oh shit, I'm sorry

What the fuck is up that disgusting effect?

>>134492120
N-nice stockings...

C-can I try them on?

>>134492120
Ew, take off that lingerie. It looks stupid.

>>134492408
this

eat her pussy and ass until she pees in my mouth

and then bend over for her to fuck me

>>134492120
Turn off the alarm clock.

I want to be smothered by those thighs.

>>134492120
You lost me

>>134492120
unzip dick

>>134493045
Faggot

>>134492120
Drink some water, do some stretches, then invite her to come with me on my morning walk.

>>134492680
Why are you even here?

>>134493228
Because I enjoy chinese cartoons. Quite a bit too. But not unhealthily like you pathetic faggots.

>garters UNDER panties
N-nice.

>>134493257
Cool story normalfag, I bet ypu love SnK and One Meme Man huh?

>>134493482
One punch man is good though

im impotent because my meds, but im gonna damn well try to fuck her

>>134493649
You still get hard right?

>>134493602
Maybe of you're in middle school

>>134493602
Of course you would think so.

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>>134493166
>walk
Yuuji you've gone soft

>>134493684
Maybe if you've seen more than 2 shows from before 1995, appreciate high quality animation that is severely lacking in 2015, and don't exclusively use anime as a relationship simulator and disregard it otherwise

>>134493670
Nope, blood pressure meds fucked me up

I'm single anyway wtf do I care

>>134493768
One punch is unfunny garbage that looks decent.

>>134493811
Date a Live is unfunny garbage that looks like shit

But at least you can fap to Kurumi and Origami

>>134492120
I scream, because I'm surprised and alarmed by having ANYONE in my home without permission.
Like seriously, it's usually bad news, even if you like having guests over which I don't. Isn't breaking and entering illegal too?
Plus her eyes are weird, she might be a vampire so that makes it worse. I don't understand how anyone could be okay with this.
Yeah, I get it, you want sex, but you just woke up and have no idea who this woman is or how she got there, you must know this scenario is highly abnormal.

>>134493873
Funnier than OPM at least

>>134492120
狂三様 僕のお尻をいっぱい突いて下さい

What sort of mother would clock be like?

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>>134494414
Crappy one.

Hit the snooze button.

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>>134492120
Remember that we will never see S3 of DAL.

Remember that I never got to see any good Origami doujins.

>>134494905
A pigeon shit covered girl can never have good things.

>>134492120
Fuck her til I can't anymore, since she's surely gonna kill me soon.

>>134492120
Morning, will breakfast be ready soon?

Play with my morning boner.

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ask her where best girl is

>>134496780
> second best girl.

Who is this semen demon?

>>134496920
A clock

>>134493796
Tried a cockring?

>>134496780
Damn right you are
I just finished the first season of dal and if shes not winning in season 2 i will hate my life

>>134492120
Panic.
My eyes have to be really fucked up with all this blur and sparkles.

>>134498329
She's useless though

>>134492635
Kek wtf

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> ¥19,800

That face

http://goodsmile-global.ecq.sc/maxscawd00052.html

>>134498433
oh fuck, wrong thread.

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Ask her to stop being so lewd and come back to bed

She will never stop being so lewd

>>134492680
>implying basic 3D bitches have anything on based clock

>>134493482
>Person reasonably enjoys various anime
>Doesnt make it an obsession
>Doesnt turn it into a stupid relationship simulator as a replacement for reality that you refuse to deal with or change
>This is a bad thing

Sure pal.

>>134499069
>shitposting normalfags with shit taste
>acceptable
Sure thing