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What do we know about French girls?

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What do we know about French girls?
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I expect a lot of sensible and accurate informations from the thread.
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I think they might speak French, but I'm not sure.
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I know I want to marry Ruler and have Ruler Alter step on me.
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>>134171411
Explain what you mean by that
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>>134171291
Their ascent is truly cock guzzling. I dated a French chick once, and by god. Her voice alone made me rock hard. That's when you know a girl has ascended into God level.
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How do you French kiss someone?
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>>134171291
They shave their pubes.
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>>134171522

but not their armpits, also they shower once a week
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How can you confuse Jeannu with Arturia again?
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>>134171568
Nah man, armpits too.
The shower part is also false.

Well, at least ballet dancers.
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>>134171291
The French was in the dark age and always sucking Britain's dick for technology advancements and just overall how their civilization should govern.

Whenever you post a French girl, just think of a poor man's Britain girl.
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>>134171568
They are using perfume so it's fine.
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>>134171632
But there's not a single good looking Brit girl.

Checkmate chav.
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>>134171568
BONJOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRR
Chloe Lemaire desu yo~

Allow me to educate your cul ignorant, petit bougnole! Ze stereotype zat ze French do not shower and shave came from ze Deuxième Guerre mondiale, quand l'eau était rare and expensive. Zey 'ad to do more important zings with ze little eau zey 'ad, like boire. Stop embarassing yourself, andouille.

HON HON FROU FROU CHARLES DE GAULLE POULET DE BRESSE
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>>134171713
But she has Swedish flag in her eyes.
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Modern French girl coming thru.
>>134171713
I'm waiting for her too.
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>>134171727
>La Suède is ruled by ze 'ouse Bernadotte
échec et mat, Athées!
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>>134171291
One of them was burned alive by the English because they were butthurt about her savin France
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>>134171684
If you really believe this you need to die.
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Was she French?
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>>134171841
I don't have to "believe" it because it's a fact.

British girls are ugly as sin and you need to die if you think otherwise because your shit taste is sinful.
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>>134171841
>British genetics
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>>134171885
http://codegeass.wikia.com/wiki/C.C.

She was well... sort of "French", maybe. She served under Henry IV in the Hundred Years War and fought against Jeanne, which could make her either French or English depending on where exactly she's from.

The "Knight of Britannia" thing is completely anachronistic bull though, as:
1. Britain wasn't even a thing
2. By the Code Geass timeline Britannia isn't even Britain, but America after the monarchy abandoned Britain

Then again, why expect Nips to know European history?
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>>134171970
Why do brits go bald by 30?
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>>134171291
Their whores
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>>134171920
>>134171970
Have you seen a real life Normal French girl /a/nons?

I'm honestly interested now as to how you came to that conclusion aside from superior 2d anime portrayal
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I like this one.
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>>134172229
>That forehead
>Normal French girl

Yeah I try not to insult someone's taste, but aside from her having a good looking kid body. You have shit taste.
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>>134172190
>I'm honestly interested now as to how you came to that conclusion aside from superior 2d anime portrayal
It may have something to do with France having some of the lowest obesity rates in Europe and the UK the highest, despite the British eating peasant filth and the French eating the finest cuisine on this earth.

It's called the French Paradox.
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>British girls
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I want to commit a crime against France.
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>>134172429
>It may have something to do with France having some of the lowest obesity rates

But that doesn't connect to actual facial beauty as much as you would like to believe. It would have been a better argument if it was Canadian girls cause they're hotter than both in some respects. UK produces more supermodels than France does. French has a leg up with their small stomachs intake though.
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>>134171291
They're terrible people, like most Europeans
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>>134171291
Why are Alter versions so much better?
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>>134172688
murica stronk
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Is it true that french girls never take a bath?
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>>134172883
America is so strong that it brought and continues to uphold peace and prosperity on the European continent, because yurokeks are so evil and bloodthirsty they couldn't do it themselves
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>>134171746
Charlotte meilleure fille.
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They are the bomb
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>>134173231
Gawd bless murica
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>>134172190
Living here, I can say I saw millions of them in my life.
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I want to shoot my load on a concert hall full of french women
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>>134171411
can you elaborate on that?
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>>134171291
DELETE THIS

Jeanne is not for sexualizing
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>>134173500
She has a selfie stick. I think she's pretty sexually free.
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/fgog/ pls stay
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>>134172707
such lust for evil
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>>134171920
who's the artist for this?
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>>134173511
>that moment when Jeanne takes in the DRAGONDICK completely inside her
Sexiest doujinshi yet for TM
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>>134172648

low bodyfat always means a more attractive face, on both sexes.

chicks with bloated faces are ugly. dudes without a visible jawline and puffy cheeks are not attractive either.
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>>134172707
>Why are Alter versions so much better?
Alter version improved shitty Saber a lot.

Didn't fail with Jeannu either.
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>>134171713
>ze stereotype zat ze French do not shower and shave came from ze Deuxième Guerre mondiale, quand l'eau était rare and expensive
Allow me to intezect for a moment.
This is boulle. That stereotype comes from ze fact that ze nobles in ze court of Versailles were ze only ones who didn't take baths, in European higher society. Water, and bathz by extenzion, was feared because it opened up the pores of the skin, and it was wildly believed diseases entered the body through them.
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>>134173511
>Anonymous 11/30/15(Mon)12:16:55 No.134173511
I was literally expecting him to turn into a dragon and stick it. I was disappointed
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>>134175567
Bourbon pls go.
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How do we feel about palette swaps?
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French girls are the best.
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>>134175857
Jesus christ Nasu I thought you were better than this
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>>134175857
Everyone must be Saber. Saber shall take over everything.
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>>134175857
I don't think you should have to pay for them but if you are going to have them then they should be unlockable by meeting certain conditions like in old school fighting games.

Oh wait you mean the results of Unlimited Saber Works which can also produce copies of non-Saber's at 3x the mana cost?
I'd just say it's the natural evolution of every artist and going back and rehashing while expecting Takeuchi to be able to recapture the feel of the original is just not going to happen since over time people's art styles get much simpler the more and more they draw as the evolution of repeated drawing leads to shortcuts which whether intentional or unintentional leads to characters looking like other characters.
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>>134175923
You mean Takeuchi.
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>>134176076
Honestly it wouldn't be so bad if he gave his characters more than 5 hair styles.

Hell, even after Ciel's redesign all of the main characters have the exact same front bangs and Arc's vents have been toned down so heavily they might as well not be there at all.

Wada does Type-Moon art better than Takeuchi does.
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>>134176237
I half-agree. I think he could do with more on the variation from but his entire job now is to draw the same characters visually day and night.
Nasu creating clones of characters, alternate versions of characters, characters that look the same but aren't actually the same. Basically forcing Takeuchi to repeat himself has dulled the art style but I cannot agree that Wada does it better.
No matter how terrible and copy-paste Takeuchi is and no matter how faithful to the older look Wada is. You cannot remove Takeuchi or Nasu from Type-moon and have it be Type-moon.
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>>134176116
Hitler and Goebbels
Hirohito and Tojo

Same thing to the Moon Nazis
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>>134171632
>just think of a poor man's Britain girl.
>non-fucked up teeth
>a non-shit accent
>mythical hero isn't a complete kek
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>>134172707
Because Jeanne Alter was literally Gilles' waifu made real.
Fate threads are weird as fuck when you're called Gilles.
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They get shot by Muslims just like everyone else in France.
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They are perfect and a gift to this world.
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>>134176749
Hey, that's not very nice, I'm not dead ye
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Does anyone have any good Atalanta wallpapers?
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>>134171291
They are manlier than frenchmen.
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>>134176461
>mythical hero isn't a complete kek
Joan of Arc's story runs like this:

"I can hear the voice of god! He say we must go right!"
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"Fuck, we should have gone left."

And then she died in agony. The End.
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>>134171713
>petit bougnole
Really now.
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>>134172172
Why would girls of any nationality have whores?
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>>134175825
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>>134171291
Jeanne Alter a best.

Watching her fuck shit up in FGO made me love her.
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>>134172597
Trap detected.
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>>134173500
But that's Jeanne Alter; pretty sure the Alter personalities don't give a rip one way or the other about modesty or decency.
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>>134177173
Still better than Arthur, though.
>hey kiddo I'm Gandalf, grab my sword
>sure mysterious old man
>surprise, you're the king's son so you'll have to be too, your dad just took you in out of pity
>aw shucks
Sometime later:
>So I've got this lovely country, a wonderful wife who surely isn't fucking every other knight of the table, possibly on the table itself, and all these honourable knights surrounding me? Better go rape some witch, I'm sure that'll turn out well
>Also go find me the Grail, because fuck having Knights when I need them
Then Mordred shows up. Whoops.
And so Arthur dies or goes into sleep for a really long time, ready for when his people are in their greatest hour of need! Not that, y'know, the modern Brit belongs to 'his people'. Another failure.
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>>134177173
>"I can hear the voice of god! He say we must go right!"
>...
>"Fuck, we should have gone left."

wat
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>>134177563
Didn't Morgana disguise herself as Gwynevere in order to sleep with Arthur, though?
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>>134177787
What, you didn't know that Jeanne didn't accomplish anything and that England won the Hundred Years War?
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>>134177789
In some versions of the story, I guess. I mostly know that particular story with Lancelot, which was the way Galahad was conceived.
Whole thing's muddled as fuck because of the succesive interpretations there were.
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>>134177912
>I mostly know that particular story with Lancelot
You mean the version written by Chrétien de Troyes, ie. the most famous version of the Arthurian legends?

Arthur is so keked, his own people* can't even write decent stories about him. They need the French to do it for them.

*those "people" being the Welsh, not the English
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>>134177847
Nice try, Britbong.
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Straight up, who would win in a fight between Arturia and Jeanne at the peaks of their power?
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>>134171291
Soon there won't be a france.
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Yandere Jeannu is cute, CUTE!!!
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>>134178008
>tfw the most famous version of Arthur's tales is literally fanfiction
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>>134173511
>>134174456
>>134175804
Got a source?
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>>134173511
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE SAINT
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What's her special power, /a/?
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>>134178073
Hard to say. If we're going by Grand Order, Ruler takes half damage from Saber.
On the other hand her NP stuns herself for two turns, while Saber's Excalibur is pretty good.
In the end I'd give it to Saber, honestly. Jeanne is more support and can't quite dish out the same damage Saber can.
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>>134178223
>Glorious rack
>French and not dirty Brit
>Pure and not a magical futa
>Died for her country in flames
>Destroyed the English in campaigns
Why the fuck is Saber main girl when you have such a superior one right here?
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>>134178217
>DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE SAINT
Okay.
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>>134177847
>England won the Hundred Years War
They should have but they didn't. The fact of the matter is the hundred year's war screw up led directly to the War of the Roses. Though in a case of real life shitposting, English and British monarchs claimed they were king of France until 1800. Should have put a Fleur de lis on the Union Jack.
Joan of Arc did however, accomplish nothing.
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>>134178223
changing limp flesh into hard as diamonds hot spears
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How much different would Fate/Stay Night and Fate/Zero been if Jeanne was summoned to both Emiya and Kiritsugu?
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>>134178223
Making dicks hard and pussies wet.
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>>134178217
God didn't bother to save her, so I guess he's okay if some fags masturbate to her.
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>>134178315
She made the rightful heir to the throne king.
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>>134178217
Buddy she sexualizes herself
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>>134178417
she would fail like she did in the hundred year war
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>>134178173
It's a doujin by Crazy Clover Club.
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>>134178417
She and Emiya would've hit it off so well with their whole mercy schtick that I'm quite sure they would've been killed in the very beginning

As for Kiritsugu, I'm pretty sure he would have influenced her and turned her into a sort of Jeanne Alter type of character. His mercilessness for the sake of saving everyone and her "i have to save everyone" mentality are more alike than they think.
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>>134178677
But France won by a landslide, you dingus
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>>134178757
>this blatant fanfiction
Jeanne would have hit it off well with just about anybody. She's a kind person and Apocrypha shows it.
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>>134176606
>Fate threads are weird as fuck when you're called Gilles.

Is Jeanne you're waifu?
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>>134178521
>Rightful heir
You're joking right? The Edward of England had a far better claim to the throne than Philip. You know what though, I was too hard when I said she did nothing. She's to France what the Alamo is to Texas.
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>>134178388
HOPES AND DREAMS
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>>134178924
How could she not be?
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>>134178293
>>Glorious rack

On the person whose body she's "borrowing", sure.

>not a magical futa

That's supposed to be a good thing?
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>>134178712
Thanks, unfortunately translated it seems.
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>>134178936
>Matrilinial succession
Get rekt kunt.

>She's to France what the Alamo is to Texas
Maybe if the Alamo singlehandedly won them the war.
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>>134178936
>allowing claims to pass though females
no
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>>134178936
Salic law, dude, Salic law.
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>>134178223
Making everyone hard
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>>134179181
DON'T SEXUALIZE THE SAINT, NO MATTER HOW TIGHT HER ABS AND HOW PUFFY HER VULVA MAY BE
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Here's your new home.
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I want to hold Jeanne down and make her solve math problems.
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How would it be like to cuddle and have babies with Jeanne?
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>>134180154

>>134178613
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>>134179676
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>>134178613
Title/link?
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Look at this.

Who in his right mind would like a Ruler like that?
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>>134178139
Oh shit is this another twitter event or just fanart?
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>>134171291
>what do we know about French Girls
They look like this

just kidding I love France
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>>134171713
Magnifique
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How would a sex scene between Shirou and Jeanne d'Arc play out?
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>>134181328
>I'm a virgin
>I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND, CAN YOU ELABORATE?
>end scene
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>>134181328
>y-you first
>no u
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Best frenchie coming though
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>>134171684
Udon-ya needs to do another fucking doujin
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What does this expression convey?
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>>134178217
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>>134181632
Depravity of a lustful virgin.
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>Sexualising the literal patron saint of my nation
Why are you doing this Nips ?
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>>134181940
Here's a French saint they'll never touch.
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>>134181940
I want to paizuri with Jeanne!
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>>134181940
Because they can.
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>>134182242
Sexualising the saint is a CAPITAL crime.
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No wonder Gilles was obsessed with her
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>>134181940
Are you saying the French aren't required to whack it to her at least twice a day?
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>>134182238
>Louis
Not that much liked to be honest
>>134182242
>>134182243
>>134182328
No. I don't know how to feel about all those lewd arts of a goddamn saint.
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>literally Lancelot's daughter
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>>134181940
I want a threesome with Jeanne and Marianne.
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>>134181940
>>134182375
I like to wonder how the actual Jeanne would have responded to this. Would she faint? Would she get mad?
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>>134182375
There's been porn of her since before Fate was a concept. There's porn of everything, taboo encourages it.
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>>134171970
>I don't believe it
I don't believe your face /sp/
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>>134182375
>Not that much liked to be honest
Yeah, and neither is Napoleon. It's not my fault the French started fucking hating everything good about themselves because it might hurt the feefees of some desert rats.
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>>134182375
It's not lewd anon, saints are just like that.
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>>134182484
>Yeah, and neither is Napoleon.
Seriously though he's still not a Servant? Christ.
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>>134171291
Yo bonjour french /a/
I found a rare picture of a french anime (and none of that wakfu shit).
Its really short tho , it only has 1 episode where the battle starts.

>picture related : its the french anime.
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There has to be a fanfic of her replacing Saber in FSN. Wouldn't mind checking it out.
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>>134182450
Perhaps, but not as a blonde braided standard bearer anime girl with big tits. Makes me feel weird this is how the woman that literally saved my nation is portrayed centuries later.
>>134182421
Too pure for all this definetly.
>>134182394
>>134182513
"no"
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Why are you sexualizing her, anons?
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>>134182543
>Seriously though he's still not a Servant?
I think it's implied that Napoleon exists and that he closely resembles Astolfo. Yes, Astolfo. Fucking hell Japan.
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>>134171291
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>>134181940
>>Sexualising the literal patron saint of my nation
>Why are you doing this Nips ?

How can you NOT sexualize that fucking body?
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>>134182818
Not him, but the historical Jeanne was a 19 year old flatcheasted peasant girl that cut her hair short and could easily be mistaken for a boy. Not exactly the sexy cutie Japan turned her into.
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>>134182393
Is he worse father than Saber?
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>>134182634
She was a short-haired brunette, but she definitively had big tits.
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>>134182635
I'm not. I respect her desire to murder filthy english scum.
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>>134181940
Says Charlie Hebdo.
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>>134182891
Then again, Japan turns even hardened war generals into sexy cuties, so you can't be surprised when they sexualize an actual female.
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>>134177397
Owning a sex slave or being a pimp.
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Jeanne D'ickeater
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>>134182891
Nonsense. What are you gonna tell us next, that Emperor Nero wasn't a cute girl?
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>>134171970
Straight up Sloth from the Goonies in the back!
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>>134171684
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Why is the Apoc artist better than Takeuchi?
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>>134177397
Speaking of, Greece is apparently so down on their luck most women will bang for the price of a sandwich.
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>>134182903
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>>134182818
i thought france is gonna be a islamic country soon
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>>134183635
We'll go full Nazi before that happens.
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>>134183008
Well they didn't draw Muhammad as a reverse trap with chocolade skin did they?
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>>134171291
they smell funny
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>>134175888
Curie a best
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>>134183676
Hitler was a gigantic Kebabboo, going full Nazi will only expediate the process.
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I want to speak French to Jeanne
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>>134182634
>"no"
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>>134184002
Qu'est-ce-que vous voudriez dire, au juste?
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I surrender
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>>134172962
I'm french. My colleagues do take baths.
That stereotype is getting annoying, but i guess that's precisely the reason you're using it.
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>>134184142
>Qu'est-ce-que vous voudriez dire, au juste

Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? S'il vous plaît ignorer le bol des oeufs.
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>>134172962
>>134184175
Seterotypes are meant to be dumb. I do shower every day.
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>>134184551
>S'il vous plaît ignorer le bol des oeufs.
you're a cheeky little cunt m8 I'll give you that
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>>134184169
To what
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>>134171713
>CHARLES DE GAULLE
>not GLORIOUS MARÉCHAL PETAIN
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Esfandiyar servant when?
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Imagine Jeanne doing Alizee's dance.
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>>134185028
Imagine Jeanne and Mashu scissoring.
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>>134185093
I could but then my dick would literally explode.
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>>134185093
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>>134185028
>>134185093
>>134185143
>>134185205
Reminder that Gudako x Mashu is canon.
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>>134185266
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>>134185289
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>>134185289
>>134185330
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>>134182891
Japanese can even moe-ize cockroaches, you know. Nothing can stop them.
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>>134185349
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>>134182513
from a distance it looks like she has a giant penis
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>>134185377
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>>134171610
Being half insane from grief.
And having the other half driven insane by creatures from beyond the veil of reality.
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>>134185415
>>134185377
>>134185349
>>134185330
>>134185289
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>>134171713
was girl friend beta good?
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>>134171291
I know that one in particular requires two hard baguettes instead of just one in order to be fully satisfied. Girl's got an appetite.
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>based drawfag did my request for both my daughterus
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Fate/Apoc anime when?
Fate/Atraxia anime when?
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>>134185472
Cute boy
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>>134171291
Why does she looks like if she were burnt?
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>>134185503
This son of a bitch looks like he belongs in Blazblue or something.
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>>134185528
Karna is a cool guy. I hope he comes to FGO soon.
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>>134185524
He's one of the most powerful Servants in the franchise.
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>>134171291
They're the Elves of Europe.
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>>134185660
That was meant for >>134185528
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>>134185764
>>134185724
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Im French (and black) AMA.
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>>134185824
Would you a Jeanne?
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>>134185724
The elves are the Finns, you dumb faggot.
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>>134171291
Wow, jeanne definetly looks smokin' hot here.
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>>134185862
Twice.
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>>134185824
>I'm French
No you aren't.
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>>134185824
>French
>Black
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>>134186077
>>134186138
WE
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Muslim French here soon I will be having 9 wives
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>>134171841
It is fact that British are all horribly little shews. Why else do you think the British went on to conquer so much of the world? To get the fuck away from their women.
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>>134184045

Fuck. Time to fap.
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>>134185883
They're snow elves, French are High Elves.
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>>134185093
So, what spirit is she supposed to be? She's possessed, right?
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>>134186461
Succubbus
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>>134186461
Mash has obtained the True Name of the Heroic Spirit possessing her.
The name of that knight is Galahad.
One of the Knights of the Round Table from Arthurian Legends.
The saint who was the only one to obtain the Holy Grail, just to return it to heavens.
Chaldea had success in summoning Heroic Spirits with its own original method, but what lies at its foundation is the "place where heroes assemble" - the shield held by Mash, which made use of the Round Table and became the catalyst for summoning Galahad.
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>>134186461
Galahad
google him
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>>134186461
Galahad/basically Lancelot's daughter
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>>134185660
reminds me of Sinbad
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>>134186581
That's Ozymandias, the King of Mages. The fucker is OP as fuck.
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>>134180796
Apparently it's a tmitter event.
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>>134186609
He is the King of Kings, better knows for the name he used to reign over Egypt Ramesses II.
The King of Magic is King Solomon.
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It does really bother me the sexualization of Saints (Jeanne and Saint Martha) but does it more that Assassin-Martha ship. Like fucking WHY?
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>>134181940

Your saint is a teenaged girl who dressed as a man and yet apparently couldn't hide her assets. What did you think was going to happen? At least be glad it isn't some other nation that's sexualizing her.
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>>134182891

If some of the records are to be believed, she wasn't all that flatchested.
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>>134185516

And Saxon to boot.
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>>134187590
>ayo Jeanne was STACKED tho
-medieval scribe
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>>134185660

I am Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works, ye mighty and despair.
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>>134187658
>And Saxon to boot.
It's like France exists purely to trigger England.

>England's great servant is a kekking who got BTFO by the Saxons
>Charlemagne has a Saxon paladin
>He also BTFO the Saxons
>While singing a badass song about shedding their blood
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>>134187679

Actually it was some records from soldiers who served alongside her and saw her changing, and commented how despite her 'assets' they were not in any way sexually excited, and how that was the power of god moving through her. I've studied the Historic Jeanne extensively, even wanted to write my thesis on her.
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>>134187679
It wouldn't even surprise me if that was true.
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>>134187758

Anglo-Saxons weren't quite the same as their mainland cousins though.
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>>134182986
>she definitively had big tits

Citation needed
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>>134183232
Call a medic, she's got a frog in her throat! She could croak any minute!
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>>134187767
So if it was a normal girl who didn't have god within her, they would have raped her?
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>>134188011

She was in mortal fear of being raped while in English Captivity. It's one of the reasons she refused to wear women's clothing.
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Jeanne could have been best girl of Fate, but Apocrypha reads like bad fanfiction, so Jeanne just falls in love with the first guy she meets for no raisin because they had to share a bed for a night

The fact that said guy has the personality of stale cardboard is just icing on the cake
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>>134184838
As long as it's not Clemenceau...
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>>134184838

Petain is the reason we have the 'Surrender Monkeys' meme.
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>>134185361
>moe-ize
>not moefy
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>>134188050
I thought she was raped in prison
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>>134188176

She wasn't, they had Nuns make sure her chastity was intact before and during her trail.
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>>134185862
Heck no, we ain't even married!
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>>134188176

No, someone tried to but she fought him off. They checked for her virginity at the trial and if she wasn't one it would have given them a much more valid reason to burn her at the stake than crossdressing.
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>>134188075

Shush anon you're supposed to self insert into the bland protagonist haemonculus. Nobody who's read Apocrypha thinks its any good anyways.
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>>134175857
I feel better about palette swaps than I do about redrawing the same characters and calling them different names.
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>>134187767
I see no mention of size there; it just says they saw them.
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>>134188102
>Père Victoire
>Not badass

I want boches to leave.
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>>134187927
We actually know a lot about what she looked like, and even if she was hot or not.

She was alright.
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>>134171291

As a Deutschlander I know they are fun to be with, just don't go into a dating thing. They all usually cheat.
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>>134188319
>you're supposed to self insert into the bland protagonist haemonculus

I can't when he's such a tactless, base-minded cretin.
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>>134188479

Yeah IIRC most accounts said something along the lines of "she's not a 10 but definitely around a 7"
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>>134187983
http://instantrimshot.com/
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>>134188516
"Jeanne was okay. She's not a 10 but definitely around a 7"
-Charles de Gaulle
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>>134188516
>Verily, she doth not be a dime. Yet her countenance still stirreth flames in the loins of men...three score and ten out of an hundred.
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>>134171632
No, it was exactly the opposite, when the French conquered England in 1066, they brought civilization and advancement to a ravished Britain. And the island was ruled by French families for centuries.

As proof of that, most of the English vocabulary are French words. Even today the British national emblen is in French.

It wasn't until the first industrial revolution that the English started to catch up on their own.
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>>134188409
>>Père Victoire

More like Père Douleur Anale.

>>Not badass

Correct, more like dumbass. Too bad he didn't live long enough to see how spectacularly his beyond grossly unreasonable terms backfired.

>anyone who faults him for his heinous stupidity is a Bosche

Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.
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>>134188835
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>>134178315
>Joan of Arc did however, accomplish nothing.
She created a national sentiment that evolved into the first modern nation.
France was the first country to achive a national identity as we understand it now.

Also, the Hundred Years War was a French civil war, it was the French guys who ruled France Vs the French guys who ruled England.
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>>134188925
>Shitposting the shitposter
kek
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>>134188479
That's not a citation.
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>>134188994
>>134188925
>>134188835
lol
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>>134188937

That was the French Revolution, and that had next to nothing to do with the hundred years war. None of the prime instigators of the French Revolution cared about Jeanne, they were all buys looking towards Brutus and the Tyrannicides.
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>>134188221
>if she wasn't one it would have given them a much more valid reason to burn her at the stake than crossdressing

WTF, man?!
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>>134188999
"Joan grew to be a healthy, strong peasent of square build. Her hair was black, her eyes brown, and her complexion swarthy. That's all we know of her looks. No one ever called her beautiful - though some remarked on her shapely figure."
Beyond the Myth: the Story of Joan of Arc, p18.
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>>134189106

They couldn't convict her on Witchcraft because they couldn't prove that it was the Devil that had been speaking to her, so they essentially used her habit of dressing as a man against the laws of god and man as justification to burn her at the stake.
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>>134189106
Back then being a bitchass whore was a capital crime. If the same rules applied today, 90% of women would be six feet under and the other 10% would be bitchass whores in secret.

On a more serious note, she was never persecuted for crossdressing. Her main charge was heresy, which is why she got a post-mortem retrial where she was cleared of all charges. Because all charges of heresy were dropped, it logically followed that she actually heard the voice of God and she was sanctified. Crossdressing had little to do with it.
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>>134189257

Wrong on all accounts, they failed to convict her of heresy because she answered all of their theological trick questions flawlessly and avoided falling into their verbal traps. The only accusation they could make stick was the fact that she wore men's clothing, which was indeed true as she needed to out of necessity on the battlefield.

Later the Church reconsidered the ruling of that court, and decided that yes, there are valid reasons for women to wear men's clothing and that Joan fulfilled one of them, so she was not in fact guilty.

Keep in mind that the Church was never okay with the way the English coerced them into making that sham of a trial.
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>>134189257

I love how when Arturia comes up, all you get is endless Monty Python quotes and blacking references, but when Jeanne comes up all the Historians come out of the woodwork and we get legitimate discussion about one of the most fascinating figures in Medieval History.
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>>134189376

Arthur is a myth, Jeanne is actual history.
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>>134189204
>though some remarked on her shapely figure
So basically, Type Moon rolled with this and never looked back.
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>>134189204
That doesn't necessarily entail large assets.
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>>134189500

It entails assets big enough to be noticeable.
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>>134189376
>Arthur
>Historical discussion
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>>134189544

There was some Romano-British Warlord running around during the breakup of Roman Rule in Britain who was the basis for the Arthur myth.
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>>134189257
>Back then being a bitchass whore was a capital crime.

So why weren't more men torched for plowing around without reservation?
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They have a few extra holes
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So are Fate threads guaranteed replies or is this just literally all anybody feels like talking about anymore?
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>>134189655
up until the turn of the century, women were generally considered inferior to men, not really people and more like property. Purity was demanded of them, but not of Men because Men made the rules.
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>>134189849
>Inferior to men
Correct

>Not really people and more like property
Die in a fire. Women were queens, nobles, authors and up until the introduction of universal suffrage there were quite a few women with more votes than the grand majority of men simply because they owned enough land to be eligible for voting. Women in Britain had voted for centuries before "female voting rights" were introduced.

Stop being a fucking retard. The difference between back then and today is that back then nobody was deluded enough to think men and women were equal.
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>tfw we'll never get doujins of hardcore yuri between Saber Alter and Jeanne Alter with both constantly insulting each other as they fuck
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>>134171452
is there a Ruler Alter?
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>>134189420
There was a real Arthur actually, but the legends based off the historical one sharply different from the real world one.
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>>134190885
Yes

There is a Jeanne Alter
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>>134190834
You make me sad, anon.
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>>134190974

Come, Patsy.
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>>134183027
>not posting superior nobu
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>>134191475
I hate how the chibi versions suicide bomb themselves to death
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>>134190834

Make it futa Saber Alter and we have a deal, hombre
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>>134192660
>futa
Faggot
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>>134192768
>HAWT

FTFY
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>>134192660

She was already a futa.
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>>134175888

>being a degenerate robosexual

I just told her to give up on love instantly.
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>>134182393
No, just Lancelot's son inside a woman.
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>>134185472
>French hero x a Germanic homunculus and an Anglo-Saxon trap
Don't know if like, probably like
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>>134191475
Pretty surprised they gave Okita and Nobu decent Vas, and god damn they both look good
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>>134193819
What game is this from? I can recognize the Type-Moon art style
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>>134193819

I don't like how overpowered Nasu made Demon Archer and her plucky sidekick. It reeks of wankery.
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>>134194056
Grand Order
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How batshit awesome do you have to be to actually be history then have your history over written by myth?
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>>134193819
I want her to step on me
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>>134185093
>>134186526

>Galahad
>not Ajax

you had one job f/go
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>>134194671

That was always a stupid theory.
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>>134190164
>Women were queens, nobles, authors and up until the introduction of universal suffrage there were quite a few women with more votes than the grand majority of men simply because they owned enough land to be eligible for voting.

That there were some women in the upper classes obviously doesn't invalidate the legal and historical record that demonstrates that in societies like medieval England women were according fewer personal and property rights, legal status passed through males, and cultural norms circumscribed women's behavior. You thinking they are inferior is just you being a /pol/shitter.
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>>134171291
Joan of Arc is basically 2.5D. That's all.
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>>134185459
I liked it.
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>>134184045
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>>134194130
They're not even that overpowered though. Okita is basically Sasaki-tier down to having almost identical stats and abilities and Nobunaga despite specifically being super effective against mystery and divinity supposedly would have a hard time beating Gilgamesh still.

Nasu wanks India and Uruk much, much harder.
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>>134178613
SOURCE, DAMMIT!
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>>134184045
What does she mean?
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>>134198073
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>>134171291
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Come on Nasu make jesus a cute little girl who need a man to be happy.

Man i want to see how is gonna react the vatican or other religious people
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>>134171291
Hitomi?
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>>134188705
>three score and ten out of an hundred.

So she's literally a 7/10? Good to know.
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>>134198073

Shirou if you have time to browse foreign anime imageboards you have time to be saving people around the world as a seigi no mikata, get fucking to it
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>>134182375
Would you feel better if some of the art includes pic related?
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If anime was predominately made in France, would you still watch it?
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>"King" Arthur
>"""""Great""""" Britain
>sheepfuckers
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>>134171291
>French Girls
>>
>Good

Fate/stay night
Fate/hollow ataraxia
Fate/Zero
Fate/Unlimited Codes
Lord El-Melloi II Case Files

>Shit

Fate/Apocrypha
Fate/Grand Order
Fate/kaleid liner pedophillya
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>He testified that he often saw her naked legs and breasts and that “....she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely....” D’Alençon said “....I slept with Joan and the soldiers ‘on the straw,’ and sometimes I saw Joan get ready for the night, and sometimes I looked at her breasts, which were beautiful.” Yet—all of Joan’s men—Jean de Metz, Bertrand de Poulengy, d’Alençon, d’Aulon, Thibault, the men who slept on the ground beside her and saw her in her lovely nakedness, were adamant that they never felt carnal lust for her. Thibault elaborated that while they sometimes felt a carnal urge for Joan, they “never dared give way to it....” They saw a saintly goodness in her and it was shame that prevented them from making advances on her. They felt an exalted pure love for her that they could not bear to sully with carnal words much less deeds.

>Frances Gies, in her Joan of Arc: The Legend and the Reality describes the natural charm that drew fighting men to the Maid. Gies asserts that low-born peasant girl Joan had the cheerful boldness to address the great noble d’Alençon with the familiar “tu” form rather than the formal “vous” form as would have been appropriate. Joan also, says Gies, kept up a “playful” rapport with d’Alençon, calling him her “gentle duke” and “pretty duke.” D’Alençon, by his own testimony, was enraptured by Joan from the moment he met her and her informal playfulness must have been part of what charmed him.

>De Metz testified that though he slept on the ground right next to Joan he “was in such awe of her that I would not have dared go near her; and I tell you on my oath that I never had any desire or carnal feelings for her.” Yet, only a little bit later in his testimony, he proclaimed “....I was on fire with what she said, and with a love for her which was, as I believe, a divine love.” Jean Barbin testified that “The soldiers considered her a saint.”

>you will never be in the presence of the Maid of Orleans
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>>134198121
I was referring more to what she was muttering under her breath.
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>>134198598
>Lord El-Melloi II Case Files
Is waver Gay.
After read some the LN he give me that impresion.
Is like he is actually in love of iskandar and he refuse to love someone else
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>>134198652

Sounds like she got summoned by a pervy master who essentially begged to have sex with her until she relented and it's turned into a routine of sorts for them.

Going off of the impassioned grunts and moans that the guy is giving, sex with Martha must be like tasting heaven through your penis. Unfortunately, going off her expression and her mutterings, it doesn't sound like she enjoys it nearly as much as he does.
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Who learning French here? I almost wish I did it in high school but that would probably have made me hate it so oh well
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>>134198733
How does that constitute a fool?
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>>134198820

Fool in this case being the fact that he's an idiot who is apparently more interested in having sex than doing his job as a Master and gathering materials and so on
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hey guys has anybody seen FAVAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
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>>134198641
I hate the French with every fiber of my being, but I would give anything to be near Joan.
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>>134198886
What have you got against the French?
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>>134198931
I just hate them.

They just really fucking suck,

Their language, culture, and how no matter what they say or do, they come off as arrogant.

Just unpleasant people, man.

Still, I'd fight along side them if it meant fighting with Joan.
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>>134198389
Fuck you so much.
At least the bishop who did that bullshit trial was excommunicated
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>>134171713
Magique !
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>>134197893
gee anon, how many translated jeanne doujins could there possibly be
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>>134199039
I'm sure he felt burned up about that.
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What's her tag? Joan of Arc or Jeanne Darc?
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>>134199197
What the fuck am I looking at
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>>134199376
Is that some sort of trick question? Joan of Arc's execution.
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>>134172429
French food didn't become good until an Italian queen brought her Italian cooks with her in the eighteenth century.

Thus, Italian > French > Dogshit > British/Irish "food"
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>>134182987
She is needed now to remove the godless Moors that desecrate France.
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Templar servant fucking when?
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>>134199419
I find Joan of Arc's history sad. I mean she got fucking betrayed by the very man that she made king.
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>>134171291
Great to date, great to fuck, bad to mate. Unless you don't mind a swinging, kekholding, or cheating wife.

They love having affairs as a forbidden thrill. This also applies to French males. It's like an enduring carryover from the dark ages when such things were more common.
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Are we still talking about French girls?
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>>134201002
No, we talking about history now boy.
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>>134201015
Perrine is the best girl in all of history
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>>134197753
To be fair, India wanked itself pretty hard already. No need for chuuni anime upgrades when it pretty much is that by itself.
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>>134201035
How about Marie Antoinette? I think there is even a manga/anime about her, or based off her.
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Martha is sex
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>>134199781
Hugues de Payens when?
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>>134201246
She was a bad noble. Perrine is a good noble.
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>>134198852
> apparently more interested in having sex than doing his job as a Master and gathering materials
Gathering mats is shit though and if he did she'd get replaced by Drake eventually

Martha got a winner and she's too baka to realize it
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>>134179023
>On the person whose body she's "borrowing", sure.
Jeanne did a compatability check which ran the appearance. It's a close match. Plus if memory serves, historical Jeanne was described as having a nice rack
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>>134201429
I dount he'd even be luck enough to summon her.
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>>134171291
>Fallout 4
>based grill Curie
inb4 go back to /v/
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>>134201543
Best Girls:

Perrine
Char
Curie

Why does France always win?
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>>134171291
>What do we know about French girls?

That D'eon is the best
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I want to fuck Marie Antoinette and cum on her silly hat.
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>>134200796
i'm pretty sure it was the english and their allies that burned her
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>>134201328
>She was a bad noble

I'm suddenly reminded of the conversation between Dr. Zhivago and that one kid.
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>>134171456
Does these kind of tits have tags? I really dig them.
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>>134201911
Bananna tits
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>>134201002
>>134201035
>>134201328
Kota stop shitposting and kill yourself like how planefag killed off your shitty SWQ spin off.
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>>134202037
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>>134201627
I want to impregnate D'eon!
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Someone post the GET
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>>134202360
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>>134187806
In the time of Charlemagne, they were still close enough that Charlemagne sent Anglo-Saxons to convert the mainland Saxons to christianity.
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Posting best Arthur
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>>134198871
That was a pretty good version of her. Why does popular culture always make her blonde though? At first i was gonna ask why do Nips do this, but the west does it a lot too.
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>>134203503
Nothing is more hotter than a beautiful well endowed blonde blue eyed girl in armor leading an army. Bonus points if she's pure as fuck.

It's an ideal girl crammed into one package. Plus who says an imitation can't surpass the original?
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>>134199569
>French food didn't become good until an Italian queen brought her Italian cooks with her in the eighteenth century.
Maria de Medici married into the French royal family a bit earlier though, I think right after the Hundred Years War. That said, of course Italian cuisine had a massive impact on France. Hell, Italian EVERYTHING had a massive impact on France, French only became a cultural powerhouse because Francis I invited over Leonardo da Vinci (who took the Mona Lisa with him). There's no shame in Franco-Italian brotherhood.

>>134198770
I did French in high school, then did it in an independent institution after I graduated (Alliance Française). I don't know what high schools are like in your country, but AF learned me more in three months than high school in three years.

>>134202263
>D'Eon
The OG of traps.

>Born a man
>Dressed up as a woman for most of his life
>Became a spy for the king
>Sometimes "dressed up" as a man during his career
>A man who dressed up as a woman who dressed up as a man
>He would sometimes fight and win duels in a dress
>Only after he had died did they discover that he was actually a man all along

>>134203503
Nips do it because to them, every Westerner is blonde. French, British, German, American, Italian... all blondes. For Westerners, probably because blonde hair is seen as a sign of beauty and youth, which would fit her saintly beauty image.
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>>134203168
Thanks. Two years ago already, Jesus. Time flies
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>>134171610
same fucking face

also Servants can be summoned at any age. Jeanne was probably flatter than Arturia at 15 and Arturia has bigger boobs and curves when she's older as we know with Lancer Alter.
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>>134198680
He is gay, or at least completely into Iskandar.
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French girls are strangers who has found
an even stranger war.
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>>134203749
>>Only after he had died did they discover that he was actually a man all along
And in fact they still weren't entirely sure.
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>>134172029
Hair of a china man.
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>>134171509
Very carefully
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>>134171291

>dat damn body

I just can't get past this thread, no matter what
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>>134201246
Nips are fascinated by Marie Antoinette, for some reason. They're somehow stuck with the vision the French had of here (and an even more "romantic" vision, actually), the one where she was simply some sort of very naive and innocent princess than has been toyed by fate, while Louis XVI had most of the blame.

Nowadays, historians and researchers are far less harsh on Louis XVI, who is seen has simply not competent enough to help the country to recover from the absoluted fuckfest his predecessors (XIV and XV) left to him, but was relatively good-willed and had sincere concern for the country and the people (as far as such a noble could have in this era). On the other hand, Marie-Antoinette was not really as naive as she was made out to be, but more like a very capricious kid, totally uneware of the situation, and extremely corrupted and wastrel for her own pleasure.
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>>134205407
>Louis XIV
>Mess
U wot m8? It was called the Grande Siècle for a reason. If there was any way he messed up, it was outliving all the heirs he had groomed to succeed him (including Le Grand Condé).

Louis XV was probably the clueless child with no idea what to do.

As for Louis XVI, I agree that he is not as bad as he's often depicted but still very much to blame for the Revolution. He started out reviving the General Estates (comparable to the British Parliament give or take some minor differences), but refused to give the Bourgeoise the rights they wanted, which led to the storming of the Bastille and the establishment of the Kingdom of the French (as opposed to the Kingdom of France). It could've been all fine and dandy if he didn't attempt to escape to Austria to ask his father in law to invade his OWN COUNTRY. In fact, if he had been as placant and incompetent as Louis XV, the Revolution could've been avoided. He was an Enlightened Despot afraid to go all the way.
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Alright, /a/: try and compose a roster of exclusively French Servants that haven't appeared in canon yet. Not even in F/GO.
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