>implying Naruto GT wasn't going to be a thiing.
Kishi is just going the Toriyama Route and he's going to make mad cash from the royalties and then come back to Naruto in 20 years time when he's broke in Naruto Super style.
The ride will never end
if it was an anime, will Chouchou finally get a voice?
TIME FOR MORE EUGENICS
>And in case you hadn't noticed, /a/ has also been shitting all over it since forever.
But Naruto threads have always been loved.
>Gaiden was an entertaining piece of shit with a plot worthy of an episode of Maury
>Burrito was unironically good
>Hokage oneshot was usurped by loli Kenshiro
>the gag movie promotion was decent
Not even gonna lie, but I'm totally down with a second helping of Burrito and Salad.
The NaruSaku suffering will never end.
>instead of Pink making fuck eyes at Sauce now it's Salad wanting a taste of dat Burrito
I don't know how to feel about this. I remember fapping to their parents when they were their age.
God I feel old.
It's either magenta or a light crimson or some shit. I dunno. Better than being a walking traffic cone. I mean, at least most of the kid's outfit is black, because, you know, ninja. And his signature move is actually stealthy as fuck.
I'm just hoping to see another shitstorm like when news of Hinata winning came out, or when all evidence suggested Sakura was keked.
what the fuck
I thought boruto was a fucking joke
its actually fucking called boruto
Is he drawing this shit or is one of his assistants doing it this time?
>It's ss the ones bitching about evil slut hinata
Are they mad about nardo and Sauce's kids wanting to fuck?
They are buttblasted about nh getting everything they wanted while sakura had to chase after sasuke and was aline for 12 years.
That wont stop them from claiming they got it better, that hinata is a consolation prize, that naruto loved sakura for 699 chapters, that he likes sss more than his own family and that ns didnt happen thanks to kishi respecting sakura's feelings.
Not this shit again, that fucking mangaka never knows when to end his series. Didn't he say once he was through with the series, and wanted to move onto something new and original? Kishimoto is so full of shit, he's like the Michael Jordan of Jump.
I like the way you think senpai
I'm pretty sure DARKNESS is part of an Uchiha's puberty. At least based Dadruto was there to nip it in the bud before it got out of hand.
It's funny how nardo's a better parent to Sauce's kid and vice versa. What the fuck, Kishi?
>nh gets alot of doujins and nice looking ones at that
>sakura gets nothing
I wanted to see her being fucked, she's gotten kinda cute in the last going back to her original china esque clothing.
>no sakura/inojin /ss/ doujins
>I thought boruto was a fucking joke
>its actually fucking called boruto
"Naruto" means sliced fish meatballs, popular with Ramen. You are a decade too late to complain about food puns.
>More Nurutu trash
y-you too senpai
ns's delusions got nothing on ss fangirls
This is more like a direct continuation though, isn't it? It's not like a spinoff or something, and Toriyama had already been pretty detached from the anime adaptations anyway so it would make sense that GT isn't really coming from him.
>implying we're not here forever
I'M GOING TO KILL THE MOON HOKAGES
Oh god, a sequel?
The MC better kill Sasuke's son immediately instead of letting that shit fester
I'm actually excited about this and I hate myself for it
>Burrito is super talented unlike his dad
>Salad isn't an edgy piece of shit seeking revenge
>Mitsuki isn't Sakura
So what's the plot going to be? Just Team Konohamaru running around and doing missions, maybe investigating ayy lmaos alongside Sauce and foiling the new cyber ninja menace and dealing with the changing face of the ninja world as technology becomes more prevalent?
Replacing one infinite cycle with another.
Now instead of it being Ashura and Indra's descendants fighting over time. It's gonna be the Ashura and Indra descendants fighting Otsutsuki's for the rest of eternity.
Trading in one eternal rivalry for another.
They don't. They have a pretty good track record of actually fucking the shit up of the Otsutsuki.
Kaguya got resealed, Toneri got eyes ripped out of his head and he has to live alone, Momo and Kin got their collective shit wrecked by Boruto's Father-Son Rasengan, as in straight murdered.
In the movie a couple of Kaguya's cousins show up and crash the party, so nardo Sauce and Bort have to kill 'em.
I'm not even mad because Ootsutsukis > Uchihas any day. At least Burrito isn't running around saying Momo was the coolest guy. He was just an asshole who ate his dad, became Satan and got deaded.
What's the perfect length for a series about the next generation, /a/?
Think about it
A Uchiha with PMS
No fuck not just that
A Uchiha going through puberty surrounded by hot young boys with PMS
Instead of seeking revenge she's seeking dick. It's all good senpai
That's the best part. They don't. They either trap them in a Super Man 2-style pocket dimension or outright kill 'em. No mercy for ayy lmaos.
Naruto ended on a high note(With the annoying MC literally impregnating best girl)
DBZ came back but it managed to be a sequel series worse than GT
The new Naruto, while inevitably a trainwreck, at least will be a unique trainwreck for the first 40 episodes or so
Original was only around 250 chapters or so and it was starting to wear out its welcome. Shippuden stayed okay until the mass resurrection at the end of the Pain arc.
Apparently this shit's like the Simpsons where only the men are retarded.
It ended. We Boruto now.
Kishimoto's editor literally forced him to read women's psychology books
It's already shit.
>Apparently this shit's like the Simpsons where only the men are retarded.
I honestly have no problem with female Uchiha being level-headed and reliable.
I prefer looking at it that both hinata and sakura got the short end of the stick. Naruto and Sauce ended up with the best relationship and probably still fuck on the side. The fact that Boruto also has a thing for Sauce is delicious and hopefully the shotacons will pick up on this. A doujinshi featuring Sakura and Salad walking in on the two fucking and then getting BTFO would be epic.
Say that shit to my face not online and see what happens
>Uchiha men achieve MS via emotional trauma
>Uchiha women achieve MS via the pleasure of being cummed inside
>Sarada needs to chase the Boruto dick in order to get MS
>"Silly Boruto, it-it's not like I like you or anything! I just need your dick to get stronger, that's all!"
Oh look, an Uchiha sympathizer. Sasuke dindu nuffin wrong. He just wanted money for dem programs right?
That's very cool, OP, but you should check these out.
And one of those is on 1000 year long "I'm running away from my crimes/family" journey
So mama Uzimaki is basically just saying "Don't trust that girl in your class, she is genetically a huge cunt"
>Tobirama tried controlling the Uchiha to get rid of their DARKNESS
>Danzo tried killing the Uchiha to get rid of their DARKNESS
>nobody's tried fucking the DARKNESS out of them
Is Burrito the hero this world needs?
Do you actually think this is a real snippet from the Gaiden and that Hinata actually said that?
How badly do you hate Hinata when you can't tell an obvious edit from the real thing.
>inb4 I was just pretending to be retarded.
Because adult Naruto has a boring office job and is dead inside.
>Then why does Bort vandalize national monuments
Family tradition to test your skills. The Uzumaki harmlessly deface and wash off paint. The Uchiha kill themselves.
>and cheats in examinations?
He's a ninja, all ninja cheat. Sasuke cheated in his genin exam.
YOU SAID YOU WERE MAKING A SCI FI MANGA KISHIMOTO
YOU WERE MEANT TO START THE NEXT MECHA RESURGENCE YOU FUCKER
Naruto GT is fucking real.
Kishi will never escape.
The funny thing is this is the chance to start again and go back to the roots of the series when it was kinda cool, but we know that he's a shitty writer so it will be barely 12 chapters before Boruto develops the special eye technique of the ancient clan or some shit.
finally you fucks i was waiting to fill the void bleach and one piece just cant now my daily dose of the blonde ninja is fullfill my bode is ready kishi spit on me.
no they aren't. they're still bitching about it on their fanforum and currently spending all their time on shit like making gifs of them pushing copies of the last they see in stores over and hoping that neither of the 2 latest movies sells any copies.
Hm...breeding the nigger out of the Uchiha. Can it be done? Somebody needs to ask Hiashi.
This is great news
Boruto threads are fucking hilarious
Why would you ask me, I'm surely not attempting to get my grandson and the Uchiha girl to bang the shit out of each other to produce the ultimate god children so I know nothing about breeding the Uchihas.
Finally, I get to enjoy Naruto again. I was waiting for this to come. I don't give a fuck what /a/ likes to discuss, this is worth talking about if dragon ball super gets over 5 threads a fucking day.
I hope they add new villains and a new plot device other than friendship. We all know Boruto and Sarada will be confirmed canon by the end of this.
Himawari should have her own mini arc of her going through her first ninja trainings and flooring everyone in her class in fights. That girl's going to go far.
I wish she was with Naruto when he was a kid and not sasuke. She would have rivaled him for the Hokage position after inspiring her. She would have eventually became his wife and they'd have blond uzumaki hids with sharigan who weren't fucking edgy dumbasses.
>after Naruto GT it'll be Naruto Super
I will read it if it has plenty of Salad and my Nigga chou-Chou. They've actually got good chemistry and have potential for having really cool moves.
>Lightning based expansion Jutsu
>Super Strength chakra manipulation and Sharingan
>I will read it if it has plenty of Salad
She's Sauce's kid. Of course she'll be a key player.
>my Nigga chou-Chou
Debatable. On the one hand she was a main character in the Gaiden for some reason. On the other she had 0 lines of dialogue and was the only Konoha entrant who lost their fight in the exams.
Damnit Sakura. You're my guilty pleasure. I wish you were a better written character in a better written series.
I really hope Salad never gets any Sharingan bullshit. That's what ruined the series for me. When it just let you see real good and copy moves it was fine. But then Kishimoto just went ape shit.
Some dumb manga Gaiden that's just about trolling Sakurafags and a decent movie with great animation.
I actually found Sakura's early design cuter than Sarada's, it's just that her personality was shit. Then again, I like foreheads.
She'll have to get more tomoe but I can't really see her getting MS, at least not now.
Obito was due to literally being half tree, and Kakashi originally couldn't use that shit without being bedridden for a week. Towards the end I guess he just got a lot more chakra or Kishi stopped caring or something.
>implying she wont get a completely new form of Sharingan
i know anon, seriously the only hope is at this point sasuke dies off early on and boruto grows out of being just as gay as his father, but thats way the fuck out of bounds of what will actually happen.
>he doesn't know about the Kaguya recipe
You take 2 half-cups of Indra and Ashura, add a dash of Hamura, and a pinch of Ootsutsuki. Bake for 9 months then let dry.
>she gets one that runs on LOVE instead of DARKNESS
On the flip side, look at the true suffering of Sakura. There is no way Sakura's parents approved of this marriage. It must be awkward at family events when he was:
>Rude to their daughter.
>Tries to MURDER her numerous times
>Calls her worthless
>And never kissed her
>Causes her to travel pregnant to try and find him
>Never shows any affection.
>One of the worst criminals in history literally
>Descended from an evil alien bloodline
There's no way they don't secretly resent Sarada too.
I want Chou-chou around because I want her to just be a sassy black girl who's a little dumb but still there for her friend.
Salad and Chou-chou have better chemistry than all of team 7 throughout the entire first part.
Married the Hokage.
Got demi-god genes.
Granted her father's wish for perfect genetics.
Had two children.
Knows her husband loves her regardless if they don't spend much time together.
Probably secured financially for live
>There's no way they don't secretly resent Sarada too
>implying they aren't trying to save her from her terrible mother
They got a granddaughter now, they don't give a shit about Pink. Mission fucking accomplished as far as they're concerned.
Because she won literally everything and caused infinite butthurt just by being sweet and patient like a good woman should.
>tfw the hokage wont save you from your own garbage family and adopt you into his
>ends up being madaras kid
holy shit i would literally die, i would die laughing because nothing greater then watching most of this entire shit fanbase kill itself simultaniously.
>Burrito is shaping up to becoming the next god king of ninjutsu
>min/maxing taijutsu with the sister
Plus Metal's team sucks ass right now and he could use the help. She could be their Neji and the other faggot could stay because 10/10 is fucking useless and so should her replacement.
>Uchiha clan is revived, the second coming of the Coolest Guy Junior is almost assured
>Naruto was literally one word away from saying this clone army would make great child soldiers
>Orochimaru, aka Dr Mengele, and his subordinates got away with terrorism, crimes against nature, war crimes, and aiding warlords
>Naruto places Dr Mengele in charge of Konoha's science division, he murdered the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage. Let's keep only one guard on duty because he's a trust worthy fellow
>Giving a clone army of powered up Uchiha children to Dr Mengelel's right hand man, Kabuto, is somehow less dangerous than giving them to Dr Mengele himself
>Snake Charmer Incorporated Daycare Center is open for business, run by Kabuto and Orochimaru, sponsored by Konoha
>All of Itachi and the 3rd Hokage's efforts were invalidated
>Naruto's Talk no Jutsu screen time with Sarada were also invalidated completely
>Sasuke's only child was conceived in Dr Mengele's clone torture chamber, the same ritual chamber used for Orochimaru's brutal body swapping jutsu. Poetry.
>Sakura gets keked out of a kiss at the very end
>All of Sasuke's war buddies are allowed to roam about freely
>wields a sword
>swears loose ninja headband around sword arm
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
Fuck Naruto is one of those nostalgia loves for me. I even suffered reading shippushit. But this is all too much.
Kill me, senpai.
You can relive it through the archives, anon.
>Kids' movie design reveal
>The Bomb, leaks of 700
>Release of 699
>Release of 700
>First sticky (I can't open it without severe lag, so beware)
>Second sticky (same issue)
and the new threads are these, which is basically the previous two threads:
>Audio confession + camrip of kiss
>Imgur gallery of NaruSaku responses to all the info above:
replace archive.moe with desustorage.org
Himawari already beat the Hokage in one shot. She doesn't need any help.
But the gentle fist was a technique that imbued chakra in taijutsu. If metal's any good as his pops (He'll be even better than Guy. You know it to be true), their kid would be the undisputed master of their technique. So on one hand you have the great Hyuuga prodigy child, and on the other you have the perfect melting pot.
>implying he can achieve erection with anyone other than a Uchiha
I'm still just pissed they didn't give Naruto his own harem-powered wish-fulfillment series after he became the most powerful being in existence
like why the hell did i read this since middle school if that wasn't the endgame?
Because that's stupid and wouldn't go anywhere. The point of nardo becoming Hokage is for him to grow up and be a family man. He'll get a glory moment here or there, but that's generally what people do when they get old.
Otherwise you end up with someone like Goku who is an eternal manchild.
One of my turns have already been granted with Naruto and Salad doujins.
>not wanting to be related to Madara and to the Coolest Guy
>stupid and wouldn't go anywhere
You described all of naruto. I just want the good times to flow.
The relationship/comedy chapters were sweet relief after all the dick riding in the main series
Don't fuck over the only semi-decently well written romantic relationship of the series.
Can salad spit fire yet? Isn't fire breathing like a right of passage or something?
Nope. All she can do is punch things as far as we know. I wouldn't be surprised if Pink's genes end up having her spit water.
But really what they should do is give her fire and earth because Burrito already has wind, water and lightning.
I thought Kishimoto was doing some sci fi shit next?
She is good and all but this is the best girl.
If UNS4 is any indication she can do any of the stuff part 1 Sauce used to do
>tfw no one ever remembers Shisui
Shit's not canon senpai, but I can't see her being an Uchiha without knowing how to spit fire.
It's just that it's usually a family thing and Sauce is the only one around to teach it, and well, you know.
>that UNS4 trailer released yesterday
Sometimes the shit they make up ends up being canon.
Don't worry CC2 remembers him. They even made him ninja god tier.
>wall battles return
>big as shit roster
>main theme by Kana Boon
They should also add the OGs
Are you having a chuckle?
>the show about post-rejection kids
sure ill watch
You know that Naruto and Hinata use clones and transformation jutsu to get up to some kinky shit.
>yfw hinata can get railed by literally infinite shadow clones
>yfw they can all disappear at the moment of cumming so naruto can experience infinite orgasms
10000000 penis marathon
>Resurrection of Kaguya
>not Madara who got cockblocked by Kaguya
My body is ready. I'm guessing since it's at Jump Festa it's going to be anime related. Maybe they'll announce the Naruto anime is ending and that they're animating the gaiden, we get a new Boruto movie, or a completely new Boruto TV series.
>tfw you'll be 80 years old and on your deathbed listening to the announcement of nardo's great great grandson Bloruto
>tfw the shrill cry of Datteboner will be the last thing you hear before shuffling off this mortal coil