ITT: We poorly describe an anime or manga, extra for a poorly made poster.
>mc is giant virgin
>in bed with redhead
An albino Muslim rapist leads people to their deaths on a small island and turns them into statues on a giant floating eyeball. Or something.
A pervert has to deal with two girls who may or may not be a young Panty and Stocking Anarchy. The one who might grow up to be Panty clearly got all of her knowledge of S&M out of Fifty Shades of Grey and bad fanfics, and the one who might grow up to be Stocking has PTSD from an attempted rape (said PTSD is played for laughs). Together they have wacky adventures.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
I know this is supposed to be a troll, but
Luffy doesn't live to fight the greatest, so One Piece is out.
Toriko doesn't live to fight the greatest (eat the greatest, moreso), so that's out.
Goku is a good contender, but you don't really see him actively pursuing and trying to fight the greatest people in his free time. He does it in defense of the Earth. But in his down time, he's not relentlessly pursuing the top dogs or trying to fight someone (like Vegeta does to him), so I'm saying DBZ is out too.
This leaves Baki the Grappler. Literally his life's goal is seeking challenges and fighting the greatest. Every once of free time is dedicated to this. And he eats a ton of food (like every shounen hero).
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, the girl he was talking to was his cellphone. The MC realizes the deus ex machina gave him the ability to communicate with household objects, and pretty much every thing in his room has a harem SOL trope personality, and wants to fuck him.
While the MC slowly starts to lose his mind, not knowing if this is really happening, if he went insane, or if this is just some sort of prank, the actual human girl starts noticing he is acting strange, and feels a need to understand what happened to him. DRAMA ensues as the MC starts humoring the idea of actually falling in love with an inanimate object, while the girl tries to understand the bizarre NATURE of his LOVE.
Ok, Main character enjoys milk, taking long naps, fish, licking his fur, shitting in a litter box, lazing around all day, being associated with a woman reproductive organ, and not getting in the fucking robot. any thoughts?
guy wants a normal calm life
he accidentally gets a gay harem but the anime doesnt adapt any of the gay
also his robot dog is in the gay harem
he gets angry at te government bc they were mean to grandma
his gay harem helps him destroy the government
fujos got angry about the anime not adapting the homoerotixca
Is this bait?
Because I think this fuck is trying to say
MM is like Panty and Stocking.
Even remotely comparing MM with the garbage that is Panty and Stocking is dishonorment of the dead. Its like taking a shit mm's author's corpse
>dude's parents are the most awesomest parents in the entire world
>they're always off doing adventures and shit
>he gets that unique special snowflake power because he's the son of the most awesomest parents ever
>he's living alone except for when his super hot older cousin drops by to send him and pick him up at school
>did I mention she has huge tits
>and she totally wants his dick?
>this dude doesnt want her wtf
>he's being an emo bitch about it
>dude gets an egg and a girl hatches out of it
>girl is super into him
>dude realizes she's not actually into him, she just think he's her daddy
>dude goes into super ultra emo mode
The guy is smart as fuck but can't find out when to stop and pay off that debt.
Seriously you faggot you should've known that old fuck would outsmart you.
After that MC couldn't
put his fingeron the way to stop the debt still.
>tfw no follow sequel titled "Tiny Dick Giant Cock History"
His half-brother was her father, so the half-brother part makes me confused whether she would classify as a niece or a cousin. I just use the cousin because it covers pretty much any vague relationship.
The family tree's pretty messed up, I'm not sure there is even an English word to properly describe some of the character relationships.
>mc is lazyfug that gets bitches
>marries a bitch
>all other bitches are sad
>main bitch dies and mc goes even more lazyfug alcoholic loser
>baby tells how he's a faggot
>mc uses miracle of love to revive main bitch
Let me narrow it down: excluding background people, the show only has two male characters, one is a kid, and as for the other, we don't even get to see his face.
I'll post this again
>MC have same powers as Orihime from Bleach (+can punch things)
>still manages to kick asses
hint: best fucking scene on motorcycle in manga ever
MC have badassary in genes
Time for something more obscure and old. Probably only people who watched Animax in the day will get this:
Girl transfers to a school, becomes maid and love interest of the MC, hijinks occur. There's also witches and magic involves, and in the last episode, a time loop occurs.
>mc moves to a new town
>meets two girls that are into him
>starts teaching himself to play baseball
>by the end he "home runs" on both of their faces
>if you know what I mean
>Woman husband dies or something
>Joins local military forces
>Her eye is a bit patchy with aiming