Would you stick your dick in crazy?
>she likes sweet things
semen is mostly sugar/spoiler]
>would you stick your dick in crazy
That doesn't really work anon. She wouldn't let you stick your dick in her, she'd just give you blowjobs all day to wring you dry. Then wait till you fill up, and do it again.
Always a big guy for yandere
Yes. I want crazy to stick it in me. All. Night. Long.
To those saying yes or no:
who is speaking
>he doesn't know the wonders of feminine penis
Semen is mostly protein, not sugar
Semen CAN get sweet if the guy feeds of monosaccharides rich foods like fruits
however just a bit of extra protein in his diet and it gets bitter again
What humans produce that is in fact mostly just sugar, water and a bit of protein is
The colon self lubricating jelly
but thats gay
why are you all so gay?
I wonder what does her mouth taste like?
Dagashi probably. Damn, now I want to lick her tongue
Hee hee, wake up Anon! Starting today, we're gonna be best friends. Nobody on the surface wanted to be friends with me, but you're so cute I just had to bring you home!
Even Asians learn cursive.
I mean it isn't really something that takes a lot of time.
First grade = block letters
second grade = cursive
It's not that there is anything better and more important to teach in second grade.
Please end of the video to answer your question
the cuter the girl is the higher the change of her having a 10 incher between her legs
If they where already interested in my yes, other wise no. Because it could be bad for your health...
Do I really need to specify [NO TRANNIES]? I guess I do...
Well, the diagonal line being a straight line, with 10 units on the x axis and 6 unit in the y axis, 8H/8.8C should be right at the crossing of Danger Zone, Date Zone and Fun Zone.
But I think I'm killing the fun.
>there are no women who are less than 4 crazy
>women can vanish and appear at any other point on the chart
>collect reliable data first
All my doubts about this hot/crazy matrix are gone. This man speaks truth.
What does a unit of craziness equal? 5% likelihood of stalking you once a month? Metrics people
Also there are lots of girls in the 0-3 range...these are kind of like your supernormies that listen to Taylor Swift and have 2.2 kids.
No fag lovers in my thread thx
My big strong waifu will fight bitches like that who try to steal me away from her.
And personally I'm no pushover either.
Only if they really like me.
And not yandere like me either.
I mean baseball to the fast bold asking what I really like and willing to spend time with me.
Everyone can say I love you, but who can really mean it?
>mfw I like white chocolate
>mfw I like that moth girl doujin too
I knew it, everything is connected.
Actions speak louder than words. Now give me a sledgehammer so I can squash that bug.
>Anyone named Tiffany
Guys...I may have fucked up.
Hey, man. When you're in college, having been sexually repressed for your entire adolescence, you're like a man in the desert. You'll take the first cup offered.
I knew her in highschool. Got drunk on my 22nd birthday and went to a stipclub on a dare with a couple buddies. Ran into her and she was all "Yooooooo, we were in the play together!" I was pretty hype to run into her again, she was insanely hot, and near the end of the night, basically worked up the courage to ask "Would it be weird if I asked you for a lapdance?" which ended with my first blowjob. Shit has progressed from there, and yes, she is in the danger zone of crazy. One of the songs she had for her poledance routine was Down with the Sickness. I fucked up, you guys.
I can't decide what's worse - dating a redheaded stripper named Tiffany who pole dances to metal, or talking about it on /a/.
Don't stick your dick in crazy; you may not get it back.
>it was relevant
Except it wasn't at all.
You and every other piece of shit talking about "my crazy ex man;)" should be bannable.
Why the fuck are you always tripping over yourself to tell everyone you fucked some nasty fleshwound.
How Crazy are we talking here?
Finally I've found the thread that has convinced me that /a/ really is filled with nothing but retards and has no redeemable qualities.
I need to leave and never come back so I won't read the inevitable autism that will happen when dagashi Kashi airs
that's a joke from the end of the video it was made in
the joke was "a girl less than 4 crazy? that's a dude. you're dealing with a tranny." and he drew that in there
And don't miss the "response".
of course but only if she is like pic related
>having been sexually repressed for your entire adolescence
Did you not have fucking hands or the internet? Learn to masturbate, you normalfag scum.
If you're still dating crazy while having the ability to date others and/or simply masturbate, you deserve whatever shit you get when it hits the fan.