I can't stop thinking about Mugi-chan. What should I do?

DA MOOGS is objectively the best Keion because she's the only one who isn't a complete retard.

Yui = Rides short bus.
Ritsu = On crack cocaine.
Mio = Is scared of her fucking shadow.
Azuslut = More autistic (about rule and order) than Chris-chan
Mugi = Elegant, refined, laid-back, down to earth.

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>>134071688
Basically this

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>>134071688
Alright kids, hold on to your butts because this is about to get ugly. I know some of you dickwheels think your waifu is hot shit, but think again. Let's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.

Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui’s in the same boat as you, Ritsu’s batshit insane, Mio’s high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don’t work and leave you, just like your last girlfriend.

Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can’t entertain any normal person, that’s why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she’s on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.

And another thing. She’s RICH. With Mugi you wouldn’t need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that’s right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you’ll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi’s so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That’s right; she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you’ll NEVER UNDERSTAND. Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying “hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.” So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.

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>>134071688
How does being terrified of things make you retarded?

I mean, shit, a lot of people are scared of horror movies.

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>>134071921
Being scared of your own shadow is retard tier

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Those eyebrows make me sick

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>>134071921
Fear is for the ignorant.
For example, people worship gods because they fear what they don't know, which leads them to fabricate fantasies in order to explain the world.

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