If you could swap lives with any anime girl of your choosing would you do it? It's irreversible, you would never have a dick anymore.
>Ex-Spetsnaz (The actually cool ones, not the shitty off-branches)
>Entire mob of men with guns
>Feared and respected by everyone
Is there any other choice?
hot water turns me into a guy again
I would become a filthy semen demon in an instant
I'd become an old one. Don't really see this as a bad trade.
easy choice senpai
>do I want to be a wealthy, impossibly cute lesbian with bitchin' eyebrows in a rock band with other impossibly cute lesbians?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Would you follow anime rules and never age or would you grow up to be not cute?
Yes either way
By gay do you mean lesbian or gay from a guy's perspective?
Because I'd totally try to find a handsome guy. Hell might as well pick a great girl that I know has a great guy waiting for her.
Probably try to experience yuri since I coud never do it as a male, then I'd probably become a cum dumpster for some big dicked rich guy.
Though being a cum dumpster for a futa would have the best of both worlds.
Just avoid the issue altogether by choosing an elf or one of those immortal 5000 year old girls that don't age.
I think about this on a daily basis
>Living the rest of my days being all comfy in Aqua
Of fucking course
Wait, would SHE have to be in MY body, then?
No, she doesn't deserve that. No one deserves being a hairy virgin with a tiny dick.
So is it safe to say that everyone on /a/ is secretly trans? If only we had perfect sex change technology
I'd be sexy, mean and deadly. And cute.
What else can I wish?
I would totally do a complete sex change to female if I could guarantee I would be cute and it would be a perfect, 100% change.
If I got to be an anime girl too then I would probably die of happiness before I can even try it.
If there was a pill that made me a girl for a day, or a week max, I'd totally do it. Going to 2D is a guarantee that you will be a perfect female being, so there is no risk, but I wouldn't actually want to mutilate my dick for that.
But if I'm turning into an anime girl, I'd lose my dick either way, so what does it matter?
Simply so I could have that amazing body.
Because I want komari
Rich britjap with my own lesbian servant.
That's the point, you are Kyouko right?
>I'd sterilize myself so I wouldn't have to deal with periods
I think that's totally not how it works.
>No. I'm anon.
Aw, I thought my waifu was real for a moment.
I just want to become an anime girl for a week so I can know the pleasure of being cummed inside and gang raped until I'm in pure ecstasy.
I don't think there's anything more enjoyable than being a 2D girl and getting raped, they look so happy, I'm jealous.
I'd turn into Aya, she and me are both shy, nobody would notice fufufu
I can't cook for shit though
This guy's basically right. Bonus points for being school-aged, to enjoy both school life and adult life after.
Decent idea, but if you get addicted you won't be able to enjoy anything else that comes with being a 2D girl
Imagine how much would change from you actually making a move on a girl in a yuribait show.
I suspect the other girl would just hate me but oh well
I am right indeed.
I'd bend over school desks to pick things up and let boys (and girls) look up my skirt, or unbutton the top of my shirt when it's hot and show cleavage.
A huge tease.
If that guy can be Ranma than can I be TailRed
>not wanting to be a cute and pure being
You're the only faggot here
I want nothing more than to be the magical little girl
>Cute as fuck
>Transform into a sexy outfit
>Everyone loves you
>Probably have a yuri love interest if you're into that
Sounds good to me.
What about being a yuyuyu? Being a yuyuyu is suffering
Okay anons, be honest. If you switched with the girl of your choice, could you fool her friends and family into believing nothing changed?
Does female Rito count?
Why would I? Nothing would turn me on more than to know that they know there is a perverted man who have taken her skin and wears it for her pleasure. I would masturbate in front of them, debasing their family name.
Being a brat is really easy. Also you get to bang Himawari. Win-win.
>all these idiots with poor taste
>become the major
>can easily get yourself a new body with whatever dick you want
>operator as fuck
>can abandon your body and just surf the web
>guns for days
>can fuck anyone and anything because it's the future
Picking Dog Days Characters who live hundreds of years in a world almost completely devoid of violence of suffering isn't fair.
Everyone would be cute animal lolis and busty cat women if that was allowed.
>get free presents and alcohol
>get to fuck Kaiki
Only if I was able keep my penis(and balls).
How big would you want them?
That one stings the most.
I'd want them perky too, though.
You need to stop posting. Every time I see you here or on another board I can't help fantasizing about turning you into my personal cum dumpster buttslut and this is not a healthy view to take towards tripfriends. Just wanted to put that out there that you have been corrupting my immortal soul for more than a few years now.
"Tittymonster level" would be a bare minimum for me. I'd want at least this size, and a ridiculous bounce to go with it.
Anon, that's lewd. But sorry, not gonna stop.
Am I the only one here who wants to be flat?
I want to have friends who care about me again.
Just stating facts.
I'd fuck Roach.
You'd be Roach.
Therefore, I'd fuck you.
If you acted like Roach, it'd be just rough hatefucking.
If you acted line anon, but had the body of Roach, there might be some affection behind it.
I could act like Roach if you really wanted me to
>you become your anime girl of choice
>at first things are fine, even if you are having a little bit of trouble fitting in
>then you start noticing it
>thoughts that you wouldn't think
>memories that don't belong to you
>you try to keep yourself in check
>but with each passing day, bit by bit, your personality and your memories get overwritten by the girl that you chose
>until finally, one day, you forget you were ever your original self
>your past replaced by the girl that you now are
>your memories forever lost
>your self irreversibly rewritten
>one day in some dusty corner of your room you find a journal that tells a story of some boy who apparently became you what do?
I apologise. I'll consider your troubles from now on, but can't make any promises.
But isn't it really still just you? Honestly having your personality overwritten seems interesting but my memories too kind of ruins it. I'd like to look back and laugh at what kind of person I used to be and how I'm now a completely different cute girl
No, wouldn't say so. I'd be inclined to become a 2d girl but if we're talking about the real world then no chance in hell, trannies are fucking weird and disgusting. Pretty happy with being a guy to be honest.
But a 2d girl is a whole other thing.
Why do I want a dick, when I can have all the dicks?
turn me into a lesbian, now!
>anon makes the switch
>it's not like his Japanese anime at all
>he gets cramps all the time
>he feels bloaty
>his pussy smells really bad because he's too embarrassed to buy douche
>bad at shaving and waxing, so hairy asshole
>bad at make-up, so ugly
>still eats like trash so has a shitty pear-chan shaped body
>other girls aren't interested in him
>only gross nasty as fuck otaku wanna fuck
>suddenly bad at math
>can't understand logic
>wild mood swings
N O P E
>don't understand Japanese
>everyone expects aisatsu
>don't know/remember names, events, or common local knowledge
>everyone is super suspicious of you and investigates
>meanwhile, back on regular Earth
>Anon is acting like a faggot speaking Japanese and adopting female mannerisms
>no one notices the change
Nah, there's a difference from OHAYOU, MINNASAAAAAN shit that weebs pick up and actually holding a conversation in Japanese, at least to the Japanese.
To your parents that have been dealing with your weeaboo ass, they won't know the difference.
>HE'S GOIN' ON ABOUT THEM CHINESE CARTOONS GAIN
>>bad at shaving and waxing, so hairy asshole
>>still eats like trash so has a shitty pear-chan shaped body
>>bad at make-up, so ugly
>>suddenly bad at math
All that self projection
>me wanting to be a cute girl is just a subconscious projection from my old life where I actually was one
I'll kill that motherfucker, I want to be back to being a cute girl, RIGHT NOW
I would but I'm afraid I'd be a huge slut and be far too gone mentally at some point soon after getting off to pleasuring anons, both male or female. Is that bad, /a/?
>you will never be impregnated by anon and experience the wonders of pregnancy
I think about half of the posters here are trying to repress that desire.
It goes the other way around, too. You could bully them for cowtits and generally lewd body, if you're into that.
>It goes the other way around, too. You could bully them for cowtits and generally lewd body, if you're into that.
If they don't start b
eating you for daring to talk back to them.
>It goes the other way around, too. You could bully them for cowtits and generally lewd body, if you're into that.
This has always been a huge turn on for me. Being some huge, HUGE breasted girl, like muneneko huge, and getting ridiculed for it, to varying degrees of severity.
I pick this one for the greatest experience of being a cute girl
If we're talking anime-styled I wanna be this one.
Why do you want to know the specifics exactly, anon? Are you
I've thought about this before. I like to think the change would be gradual, possibly so fine you'd only notice it on occasion, ruminate on it and move on, kinda like growing up, it creeps up on you until you've finally moved 'on' as a person and become like the person you now are.
It would be kind of strange if you lost your memories though since they were there before, like, memories don't just disappear. To be able to access them, the neural connections would need to exist in the brain, so even if they were magically placed into another brain, they'd probably still physically exist, in a sense. But like growing up, you'd probably think on them less and less, like in theory, if your personality changed, they'd probably become less relevant and thus less accessed rather than actually disappearing.
Maybe it would be like having DID, eventually both personalities would deconstruct into one dominant personality?
We sometimes hold hands in public.
>I've thought about this before. I like to think the change would be gradual, possibly so fine you'd only notice it on occasion, ruminate on it and move on, kinda like growing up, it creeps up on you until you've finally moved 'on' as a person and become like the person you now are.
>It would be kind of strange if you lost your memories though since they were there before, like, memories don't just disappear. To be able to access them, the neural connections would need to exist in the brain, so even if they were magically placed into another brain, they'd probably still physically exist, in a sense. But like growing up, you'd probably think on them less and less, like in theory, if your personality changed, they'd probably become less relevant and thus less accessed rather than actually disappearing.
This is what I think would happen, you'd just think of them less and less, they'd seem more like a dream than anything real or important.
You sound slightly insecure, anon. Does it matter what happened before or if you can remember it? It doesn't change who you are in the here and now and really all that matters is that you're happy. Memories only serve as foundations for a better tomorrow or an anchor for nostalgia, kinda like photograph albums you visit once every few years.
Also, the point was that you wouldn't forget, you'd just think on it less.
>become cute girl to attain the perfect onee-sama and spend the days talking about flowers and french
>become a busty brown semen demon who can't live without the dick
I can't choose between heaven or hell, help.
Brown. Then cake on the makeup, get pink highlights and fill your underwear draw with leopard print thongs and bras. Then find some 40something married men to have fun with every night.
That's what I'd do.
Yeah, but then I think on drinking afternoon tea with my onee-sama and can't choose. Maybe I'm not yet fit to live in the 2D realm.
Face it, the second one won't satisfy you in the long run, it'll only satisfy your sexual desires, but the moment the first rush passes you you'll quickly realize your mistake as you're limited to nothing but a sexfilled hell for the rest of your life
But will my onee-sama at least rape me?
No, but she'll slowly build a closer relationship over time with you, leading to you eventually bringing each others' faces close to each other before turning away in embarrassment, then the next day finding yourself holding hands with her in public with no awkwardness as those around comment on how close you two are, culminating ultimately with a kiss on the lips one night when she stays over, causing you two to be inseparable, with her preparing you a nice loving breakfast, and you cutely blushing every time she makes a public a public display of affection like a kiss on the cheek
Oh no, I don't want to be a little cute girl, I don't like those sort of girls.
But I don't want to be a slut either.
I want to be a playful but pure sexy girl.
How do I continue?
Isn't there a plan C? Purgatory?
You don't want to imagine the normally kind and caring Onee-sama taking advantage of her imouto when she's most vulnerable? Because honestly, that sounds a lot more fun than the reverse.
They are constantly controlling themselves to not prey upon the helpless imouto, that's why it's only in the case of her getting depressed or losing her mind that she will take the girl to her room and do it.
But it must be really nice to have an onee-sama at an all-girls catholic school.
>you will never be Ushio
Only because of the world. Lack of real threats, mostly peaceful, and I'd be overly powerful. I'd be a total slut and fuck guys all day, though.
It's not about being trans, cmon we all love moe shit right ? If we could become the moe we would be happier with ourselves I guess, trans generally looks awful unless you already have quite feminine traits already
>no Madoka yet
It's like I'm not even on /a/ anymore
Am I the only one who just want to live a comfy, fun and pure school life with my cute friends? I don't need sex.
>I don't need sex.
Could you really handle not wanting to screw Yui though?
Anon you think so small!
>become goddess with wish
>follow all steps through Rebellion up until fixing Homura's gem
>instead pretend like I'm about to fix it, then bitch slap her when she tries to grab on
>purify gem while she's stunned
>turn her into a yuri submissive pleasure slave for all eternity
Then what if Yukari came on to you and 100% want to have sex?
Screw your rules. I become whoever I want!
Without dick you can't fuck girls. Also girls geniunely has retarded mind controlled by hormones. There is no way to be in politics, only if it's some leftist country which are shit and in degradation right now. There is no way to became scientist or achieve something in career.
>get to be a qt fully functioning human being
>get to see Yui and friends occasionally
>get to be in a meme band with Azusa and PoorMugi
>probably smart enough to get a nice job and not become a housewife
>if not I'm literally the perfect housewife anyway
>if I get bored then I can transform into Octopus Hair Ui and have lesbian adventures
Why is this cancerous thread full of newshits still up? Jesus Christ.
Only totally non-sexual bathing.