Watashi wa homeless desu. Can watashi stay at anta house daijobu?
Get in your bunnysuit and I'll let you stay over.
Let me see them numbers
>HOLY SHIT BRUH SHES LOADED WITH QUADS
Sure you can stay
Koni-chi desu, sempai!
Ahh, I was trying to think who would be named koni and it reminded me of when I saw this I'm high school
>see balling loli
>I, the emperor, now pay alimony
Is that your only desire, little girl?
>open the door
>I, Dio, am already back in my room
Of course, but you'll have to
teach me how to slam dunkall night long.
Yes, and the cute girls make it actually interesting.
Dio would be a shit tier roommate
>Fucking dusty crap everywhere
>Curtains always drawn
>Dumbass pet bird keeps swooping your friends when they visit
>Dead bitches strewn about the place that he won't clean up
>Any time you tell the lazy NEET to clean his shit up he just disappears
You can stay in the doghouse
DOMO, Ninja Slayer desu
We never have proper loliball threads these days.
>"I know who my Dad is"
Where is the hair clip?!