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>Wecome to Anime Pizzeria, can I take your order?

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>Wecome to Anime Pizzeria, can I take your order?
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Yes, please give me an animes.
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No.
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So is the premise to make pizza featured in anime? Or just a shit name/random name
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>>134023949
The usual, please.
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>>134023949
I like how that I is obviously an H turned on its side.
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Can I have a large pizza with mushrooms and animechovies
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Loli haet pizza.
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>>134023949
I'll have that slice on the wall to the left.
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is the anime pizza shaped like an anime
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>>134023949
Give me CC's favorite pizza.
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Please give me the one bite man special
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The last time I went into a pizza place they didn't know what the works was when I asked for it

Gimme a pizza with the work in the shape of Doremi Harukaze's head that is distinct from a Mickey Mouse shape. I will not pay if it is in the shape if a Mickey Mouse
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>>134024566
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>>134025064
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Yes, tons of cp please.
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Something something slice of life meme
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ITT: we come up with anime inspired food like autists and try to make them sound cool enough
Dragonslayer shots (whiskey that you can set on fire before downing)
Nevermind, I don't know anything about alcohol.
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>>134024458
It's obviously ANエME, which would be Aneme.
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>>134025105
Cheese pizza is the best.
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I think I've got the wrong place. I'm looking for /jp/ burger.
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>Hey anon, come sit down with us
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>>134025684
Y-Yeah why not. It'd be good to have human interaction again.
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>>134025684
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>>134025744
>human
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>>134025684
You could very well make an anime bout 'em and it would be interesting. I think SoL ala Watamote where everything turns bad for them or maybe a battle shounen with lots of comedy.
>Fat Guy is the optimistic but dumb protagonist faggot
>Tongue is lolsorandumb chick
>Yellow sweater is shy girl
>hood fag is the emo faggot with a demon inside whatever
>Pizza Guy is their advisor/advice guy
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>>134025946
>comedy battle shounen where the main cast is weebs with no idea what the fuck they're doing
Fund it.
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>>134026049
Better than 90% of the shows this season. Would sell like shit though.
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>>134025097
America has been falling behind
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>>134025684
Is that the /a/ Toronto group I hear so much about?
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>>134025946
>this awful idea
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>>134025946
>those moments when you have a multi million dollar hit tv show idea but you dont have the skills, money, or connections to make it happen
Sometimes i just feel like getting a video camara and making a jank youtube series but then i remember that my anime backlog is too big for me to do anything else
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>>134025946
No, just make it a SoL where it cuts between their delusions of grandeur and importance and what's actually happening.
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>>134023949
>they got an H and just turned it sideways
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On second thought, I'll have my lunch at Döner Point.
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>>134026511
I don't think I could handle the cringe.
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>>134026560
Why not stop by the Naruto cafe as well?
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>>134026560

Now that's how you make an autistic food joint.

Where can I find this delicatessen?
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>>134026662
I'm more of a Taqueria Goku guy myself.
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>>134026662
>someone actually did this
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>>134026731
One "especial Goku" please!
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>>134026591
It would need to be written in a way that it had cringe, but not unbearable amounts of it.
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>>134026731
>I'd like hot sauce with that. No, not "laser" hot sauce, I have to watch my heart.
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>>134026662
>>134026755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_yytHY8jWw
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>>134026773
>an anime show featuring a tag-team of cringy weeaboo stereotype anime fans
>a critical mass of cringe-inducing characters
>not unbearably cringy to watch

Sounds almost impossible. Would need some god-tier writers.
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>>134026252
Requesting the christmas tree cap, I want to rage tonight.
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>>134026662
>cafe
>steak
>sushi
What
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>>134026773
Is that even possible?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0XtkD_jET4
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>>134026860
>>134026889
I'm yet to get to the anime adaption but Steins Gate did a pretty decent job. Just make sure they're characters that you don't get too attached to, so you can laugh at their misfortune.
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>>134026870
>not having steak and sushi for dinner everyday
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>>134023949

>I have a huge, family. I have 2 older sisters and 2 little borthers, I am the middle child and the smallest. My dad, is a chef. He loves cooking food, he can cook any kind of food. You name it, as long as I can remember. He wanted to open his own place, he wants to be his own boss and he is. Just because of the Pizzeria, the last owner didn’t make alot of profit. So my dad bought it from her, for 10,000$. Wow, that’s alot dad. Thank you for telling me in the last minute, I am not sure what’s going to become of it. It mite come out good or bad, we just have to wait and see
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>>134026967

>funny prank call

False advertising. There was absolutely nothing funny about that at all. Why would anyone even bother uploading that? Some 13 year old calls weaboo pizza and starts to complain about his bukkake sauce, then gets immediately hung up on. Then giggles like a fag. Nothing even mildly amusing happened.
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>>134026981
You're forgetting that the cringe levels of the usual Japanese otaku are nowhere near to the kind of people in that pic.
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>>134027204
I know anon, I was just citing the first example that came to mind.
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>>134026860
>it airs on japan
>everybody laughs at it because they think nobody is that retarded
>japs start surfing in the net and realize that in fact that's what weebs are like
>shit becomes hugely popular in japan
>weebs in the west jokingly say "das me hue hue"
>show is becomes more cruel with the ridiculization
>weebs start getting offended
>they start looking at their lifes and realize their lives are shit
>weeb mass suicide everywhere
>crunchyroll, funi, etc in bankrupt
>streaming anime sites nowhere to be seen
>cons are dead
>/a/ keeps being shit
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>>134026662
Oh man, I live near this. I don't know why there's so much weeb stuff when most of the asians here are korean though.
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>>134027413

Eat there and report back.
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>>134025391
What happened to that nigga Thad?
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>>134024440
one slice of life moeshit coming up
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>>134027762
Jail.
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>>134027807
wonder how he's doing. according to reddit they knife pedos to death in there.
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>>134027912
He's not an actual kiddie fiddler though, so he would probably be in a minimum security facility given his rap sheet consists of downloading pictures.
I don't know how it works in the US, but here in Australia maximum security prisons have completely separate wings for prisoners that might be at risk in general population. They're entirely physically isolated from those who might want to shiv them.
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>>134028003
afaik in America our "separate wing" is just solitary confinement.
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>>134026731
>you will never try the Goku Special
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>>134027807
>16. Also located on the usb flash drive was a copy of MCMICHAEL'S resume
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>>134026560
How wide are the Doners?
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I WANT BURGER AND FRY

LOLI LIKES BURGER AND FRY
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>>134027807
>MCMICHAEL claimed your taste was a joke
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>>134026818
>nuh-ROO-doe
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>>134028138
Sorry Renge, but you're getting dick for dinner again.
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>>134028239
English language phonetics are trash.
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>>134024498
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>>134023949
I don't know what to order. What do you recommend?
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>>134028003
That's odd, I thought that getting a prison sentence in Australia just meant that you couldn't leave the country anymore.
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>>134028032
This is why you don't ask profit-driven companies to run things where there is no possibility for profit if you're doing it properly.
>>134028480
Congratulations anon, you are the first person to have ever made that joke.
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>>134027402
The innocent kind of shit you mean.
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>>134028410
Order the anime
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>>134028620
What about manga?
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>>134027087
>At the begining of the mouth, I made a Facebook page. I thought that the page was going help us connect to the customers, so that can see what events we are doing…. but I was wrong. We end up getting lot of negativity instead, it sucks for me. Because I have to read each and ever one of them, it got to the point where I become sad and depressed. All I wanted to do, was help my dad. Insted, I messed it up. Things went out of hand, when a person called and harassed me on the phone. The next day a group of guys came in, taking pictures and recording on their cell phones. All they got was pizza, they ate the hole pizza and left. A few moments later, they posted. Saying that we serve microwave pizza, yet they saw us take the pizza out of the oven in front of their faces. They when on about, how bad the food was. Yet, they hate hole thing. I can’t believe that some people, can just be mean. All I wanted, was to help my dad. All I can do, it keep on moving forward
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>>134029174
That's actually really horrible
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>>134029174
>I work at the Pizzeria, only when I can. I work another Job, sometimes when I am out. I go straight to the Pizzeria, I even work on my days off. I do what I can to help, I do a little bit of everything there. I take orders, serve the costumers, wash dishes, cook, deliver, and clean up. I really don’t mind it, I do what I can to help. Also, I help out with new Ideas and I am in charge of the Facebook page. But sometimes, when I am working. The phone rings and of course I answer it, It’s always a guy making some sexuly Jokes on the phone. They always say dirty stuff on the phone, I don’t like that. Because when I am not there my sister gets the phone, I don’t want her to that. Any borther would understand that, they think that are business is just a joke. Than, last night. While we where closing, the phone rang. I answered it and it was the same guy, making another sexul joke and I can hear him laughing. I had it, I told him “Sir, you called and said the same thing last time. We have caller ID, if you call and harass one of my coworkers again. I will report your number sir, good day” Less than a minute later, he posted on Facebook “I called, they threaten to report me” some poeple don’t understand, some people are just jerks. But I won’t give in, all I can do now. Is just ignore them and keep working hard, one day. The Pizzeria will be a success and when it does, everybody will see. What I become a part of, something grate. I will keep my head up and keep working hard
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>>134029174
Why did you do this, /ck/?
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>>134029174
>>134029438
Pizza was a mistake.
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>>134029438
>>134029174
>>134027087

Man, I hope to god that tumblr page is fake.

I need to lie down.
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>>134025064
Is that Code Geass?
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>>134029438
>>134029174
>>134027087
Maybe if you didn't do anime theme this wouldn't have happened.
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>>134029602
Look at the image, there isn't even any anime, it's just called Anime.
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>>134025097
Meh, I'd eat it but I'd never call it a pizza.
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>>134029629
Attack on Titan is there and pic related when you order.
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>>134029629

There's a miku and naruto poster inside.

Also, pic related.
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>>134026662
>Steak and sushi
>Not a ramen restaurant
You had one job.
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>>134025684
Did someone shop fucking elliot rodger onto this image?
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>>134029685
Oh my god
Oh my god they probably drew this themselves
Oh god why
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>>134029674
>>134029685
Anime Pizzeria did nothing wrong.
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>>134029724
Are you sure about that anon?
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>>134025684

Is the hooded nazgul looking one a girl? It looks like she might be kind of cute under there. For 3dpd.
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>>134029735
hol-hol up
that ain't pizza
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>>134023949
I'll take a Super Sugoi pizza, half tsun, half dere, with extra onee-san sauce.
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>>134029685
>>134029674
Oh god
Oh this is just a mess

>>134029735
Oh it just keeps getting worse
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>>134029735
They are trying their damndest and do not deserve to suffer.
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>>134029735
Is that supposed to look bad?
I'd eat it.
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>>134029602
This
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I want to protect Pizzeria Anime.
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>>134029778
yeah, just looks like average public school cafeteria food.
I've eaten far worse.
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>>134029778
That looks exceptionally horrible.
I don't know how they even make it look that bad honestly. It looks like school cafeteria pizza.
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>>134029794
You've already failed.
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>>134029685
I'll take one Naruto please.
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>>134029735
Pizza looks meh.
That "lasagna" looks pretty bad.
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>>134029801
You know, in all honesty, if you didn't know any better you'd think it was microwaved
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>>134023949

I want a moeshit please
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>>134029795
>average public school cafeteria food
>not the most disgusting pizza on the planet
Where have you eaten worse? I still gag at the memory, and I've eaten frozen diet pizza before.
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>>134029735
This would have been the best episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares of all time.

God fucking damnit.
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>>134029778
You must be a fat shit.
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>>134023949
I want a can of hash and some coffee.
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>>134029814
>>134029674
>Have /co/ and /a/ in that close of a proximity
What exactly is this place? It's like i entered a book store
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>>134029741
Not even if you're blind.
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>>134029795
>I've eaten far worse.
That doesn't make it okay by any means.
Your pizza shouldnt look like public school food when you make it at home.
To say nothing of when you're trying to sell it and make a profit.
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>>134029847
Are you sure about that? It doesn't look RAW or particularly dirty.
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>>134029818
Is that lasagna? Where's the tomato?
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>>134029856
To casuals video games, anime, capeshit and doctor who are all the same.
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>>134029735
I bet it doesn't taste horrid but good lord could they work on their presentation.
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>>134029735

The lasagna looks like shit

But the pizza is okay, not the prettiest I saw, not the shittiest
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>>134029735
>That lasagne
You can't even call it that anymore. That's just an abomination of cooking
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>>134029899
>>134029896
>>134029863
I think they use jar sauce, maybe. Can anyone confirm that bottle in the background?
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>>134029944

>Using sauce
>On pizza

Come again?

Also
Transformers is truly a demonstration of the finest anime
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>>134029944
>Transformers - The Movie
Okay, they have good taste, I'll give them that
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>>134026818
Looks fine inside. I'd eat there. I'm surprised they didn't bring the theme further.
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>>134029944
Looks like some sort of spice, not sauce.
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>>134029944
>1984 Transformers
I take back everything I said about them being shit, they redeemed themselves.
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>>134029975
What do you use? Diced tomatoes?
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>>134026818

>nuhrotow cafe
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>>134025064
>>134029585
>>134025097
Vaguely reminds me of this
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>>134029794

Me too anon. The place is cringey obviously, but harassing them is too cruel.

I feel bad for the kid's dad. He probably just named it Pizzeria Anime because he loves his fat Mexican weeb of a son and wanted to make him happy. He slaves away all day over a hot oven making pizza at this shitty little place in a strip mall somewhere that he saved and saved for years to open, only to have it mocked and harassed into failure by faceless lowlifes from the internet.

He just wanted to own a business doing what he loved to do, to be his own boss and make his own way in the world.

He just wanted his kid to be proud of him.
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>>134030021

You just don't use sauce on pizza, you might use herbs here and there, but not sauce
Or atleast you shouldn't, im not sure what goes up in america when it comes to this kind of shit
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>>134030034
It should, because Code Geass pizza is Pizza Hut pizza.
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Wasn't there a bar or some restaurant that had Araragi? That place looked pretty chill to go to.
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>>134030034
They're both from Pizza Hut. It's probably the same thing, but with fewer ingredients for unsophisticated Americans.
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>>134029865
But there's a few massive idiot sandwiches working there to let it fall into this state.
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>>134030052
Shut up, you fucking Euro shit, we put tomato sauce on our pizza.
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>>134030034

>Code Geass
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>>134030052
>liking dry pizza
What kind of third world country do you live in?
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>>134030052
What do you put between the cheese and the dough? Because here, we have tomato sauce.
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>>134030044
>>I feel bad for the kid's dad. He probably just named it Pizzeria Anime because he loves his fat Mexican weeb of a son and wanted to make him happy. He slaves away all day over a hot oven making pizza at this shitty little place in a strip mall somewhere that he saved and saved for years to open, only to have it mocked and harassed into failure by faceless lowlifes from the internet.
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>He just wanted to own a business doing what he loved to do, to be his own boss and make his own way in the world.
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>He just wanted his kid to be proud of him.
I feel exactly the same. They really should just drop the anime act.
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>>134030081

>tomato sauce

That is fine actually
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This was all pretty funny and then I googled it and figured out it was real. Now I'm not sure if "funny" is the word.
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>>134030052
>>134030021
>>134029975

Pizza without pizza sauce is certainly unusual. I mean it exists, but it's far from the norm.
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>>134025684
Fuck off /co/
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>>134030104
What the fuck did you think? Ranch dressing? What country do you live in? Because Italians put sauce on their pizza.
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>>134030097
Can't they just change the name I know it might take a bit but it looks like they could easily fix this issue. Maybe do a different theme every year to mix it up. I probably eat there then eat at little shitsters again.
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>>134030071
Weirder thing is Pizza hut in the US only did that this year, and already discontinued it. I'm kinda sad I never tried one.
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>>134030044
>he poured his heart and soul and life savings to open this place
>put some of his son's weebshit up and threw "Anime" in the name to appease him and make it more of a family business, something they can all be proud of
>He just wanted to own a business doing what he loved to do; his kids probably constantly said he was the best cook in the whole world and he should open a restaurant

>all this amounted to was a little place in some out-of-the-way Texas strip mall that gets visited by cringeworthy cosplayers and mocked online with shitty prank calls
It hurts too much, anon. Please stop. This world is too cruel.
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>>134030148
You're reading too much into this, anon. The place is still around so they must be making some kind of profit. Just relax.
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>>134030150
They had a trail for it in Japan, and the fucking weirdos over there liked it, so they thought they'd try it over here.
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>>134030044
Dad's a weeb too. He loves Annie.
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Look at all the stretchy cheese on this pizza holy fuck Rico that's not how you eat pizza you idiot dog
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>>134030044
>mocked and harassed into failure by faceless lowlifes from the internet
More like they have shit marketing and mediocre food. Going out of business was inevitable. People laughing at them for their spectacular fuckup is only a symptom.
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>>134030174

The world isn't fair
Just look at us, a bunch of depressed shits that probably lost at the roulette of life in one aspect or the other
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>>134030198
Reminds me of All Dogs Go to Heaven. That pizza looked so delicious.
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>>134029944
It's chicken stock.
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>>134030089
Semen, obviously.
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>>134029844
Week old chips off of the floor
A chocolate bar that I left in a cubbard and forgot about for an entire year.
Natto.
I'm pretty disgusting when it comes to eating.
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>>134029701
holy shit, I cant unsee it
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>>134030205

I gotta admit that marketing anime in america is kinda hard
But then again, they should have just made a normal pizza place
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>>134030231
That is gross, but I assumed we were just talking about pizza here.
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>>134023949
So where is the anime?
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>>134030185

He probably watches it with his kids because it's something they are into and he wanted to bond with them.

I need to get out of this thread, I'm getting really depressed thinking about it.
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>>134029765
It could have been worse
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>>134030231

>eating a forgotten year old chocolate
>a forgotten year old chocolate outside of a fridge

Jesus your stomach must be the same of a fucking buzzard
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The order will be a rabbit
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>>134023949
Damn it I was just in San Antonio would love to see how cringy it is. Of course looking at some of the stuff this guy does he seems to do more /co/ and /v/ shit.
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>>134030296
It's making me think about my own dad and his dreams and I really don't like it.

Anime Pizzeria did nothing wrong.
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>>134030298

Actually that'd be great for them, they'd get tons of business and Scott wouldn't give a shit.
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>>134030298
GOD
GOD
THANK FUCK
GOD
JESUS
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That girl from Psycho Pass S2, make one of those.
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>>134030298
>>134030185
This punctuation is killing me.
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>>134030180
I can't recall the website, but apparently they're located in some strip mall with other food stands around them.
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>>134030326

My father wanted to become a Airline Pilot

He ended up an executive at Toyota Financial Services

Life ain't fair
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>>134030326
Except for putting a teenage weeaboo in charge of marketing. You can chase big dreams, but if you're half-assed about it then you're nothing admirable- you're just a childish, lazy fuckup that gives all the people serious about their big dreams a bad name.
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>>134030398

Thank god I just want to have a comfy life in any line of work that can make me achieve that

If I had a carreer in mind I think I would be much more depressed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8KBqaWikHs
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>>134030414
There food is also pretty unappealing.
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>>134030414
It's admiral that he did something like that for his son, Mr. Cynical.
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>>134030150
I dont eat pizza much, or fast food, but pizza hut has stepped up their game. the normal tomato sauce pizza still sucks, but all the weird sauces/ toppings/ drizzle/ crust flavors are great.

still shit, but better than papa johns/ dominos.
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>>134030052
Pizza without Salsa Marinada is not pizza you imbecile. I also love to put some BBQ sauce on it.
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>>134030326
Their whole theme is all over the place some of its anime and some of its other shit. They should have stuck to one theme and tried to make it more nicer instead of making it look like a four year old did it. The food alone looks pretty unprofessional.
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>>134030448
>They want it to expand into a restaurant
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>>134030448

Both those voices are fucking awful.
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>>134030458
Maybe if he really cared about his son he would get serious about running his business and instead of fucking around like this.
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>>134030448
It just keeps getting worse
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>>134030414
>half-assed about it
He's not half-assed about it, his dreams just aren't the corporate profit-centric goals you seem to think everyone should have.
He lets his son market the place because he wants it to be about the family, a genuine mom and pop pizzeria. The kind of "American Dream" people are always talking about. The owner, in his innocence and naivety, wanted to make that a reality. There is nothing wrong with that.
The ones in the wrong are those who mock him for this and assholes who only see his business through a cynical, critical lense and then proceed to act like he's the one who's wrong.
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>>134030496
>tumblr nouse
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>>134026560
Japanese colds are effective at removing kebab
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Do cute girls serve me there? This is the only important thing.
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>>134030600

>Working girls

That slaps me on the knee
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Watch out for the Spooky Anime Pizza
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>>134023949
>>Wecome to Anime Pizzeria, can I take your order?

Yup, get a life
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>>134026818
>Auburn, Alabama
Another reason for this Alabama Alum to hate Auburn.
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>>134030448
Ah fuck do I want to sit through 10 minutes of this shit?

Why do you guys want me to cringe when it's so late at night
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>>134030549
That's not a dream. That's refusal of reality. If someone made it their lifelong goal to make gravity go up you'd call them a retard. This guy is going into the already-brutal restaurant business with barely passable food and shitty marketing and just hoping that somehow people will want to pay for their bullshit. That's just straight-up laziness, stupidity, and refusing to face the facts. If you really want to achieve your dreams, you're going to have to tweak them to work within reality, be smart about what you do, and work your ass off. This guy isn't doing any of those.

inb4
>you shouldnt have to compromise your dreams
If you don't compromise, then you make it all-or-nothing. If you make it all-or nothing, you're probably going to lose and get nothing. That's how it works.
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>>134030504

I could actually see a weeb-friendly dave & busters/chuck e cheese's working out okay. The problem is that they seem to barely have any knowledge about the autism game because they can't see it from an outside perspective.

Have tons of buyfag prizes and plush items, get high quality arcade games, and have things like "Smash Tourney Saturday" and movie nights where they have half off pizza.
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>>134030752
>I'm not being an ass, I'm just a realist!
Yeah his aspirations won't work out in the business, and it fucking sucks. But to call him lazy, stupid, and an insult to "superior" realists like you who just accept this garbage and give up your dreams so you can eke out a shitty existence is just being a douche.
This guy suffers because people like you and with your mentality exist.
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>>134030836
Hey anon
Want to open a business with me?
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>>134030448
Why did they think this was a good idea?
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>>134030839
>implying ive given up my dreams
It's precisely because I'm walking that kind of path that I have no sympathy for people who fall to the wayside because they were lazy fuckups.
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>>134030065
I think it was just some random reference. I'm guessing it's just some shit they put in for atmosphere.
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>>134029735
They call it "Garfield Lasagna"
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>>134030974
That Griffith way of thinking will lead to your downfall, anon. There is such a thing as being too ambitious. I hope you realize this before you do something horrible.
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>>134030836
>The problem is that they seem to barely have any knowledge about the autism game
I think that's always the case. Turns out, not many weebs are good businessmen. The closest you're gonna get is Dick's Pizza and Pleasure, and that's just because they have this unsettling picture for some reason.
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>>134031044
Looks sleek and modern. It's not trying to appeal to weebs, but millennials that don't watch anime but are attracted to the superflat aesthetic because it looks chic.
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>>134031022
>anon sacrifices band of mercenaries gains godhax
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>>134031004
That looks fresh as fuck. Bakemonogatari had such a clean style, it's perfect for this sort of artwork.
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>>134030448
>top five animes
>different otakus watch different kinds of anime
>meatball head from sailor moon
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>>134031044
I'll admit, I'd go here. That place looks cool
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>>134031099
Wouldn't that mean it would appeal to both, and the crossover even more?
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>>134031044
Looks clean, I'd eat there.
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>>134031210
Yeah, but the weeb market is pitifully small. They can't survive if they compromise the greater appeal for such a small niche.
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>>134031246
Well, most of the people on this board seem to express interest. I'd like to think the people here aren't raging weebs, but they are. It's not like having some appeal outside of them is going to offend the weebs.
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>>134031044

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNPTgJC5hWs
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>>134030448
Did that guy just mention casually that he watched loli fanservice anime?
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>>134023949
Hi, is Chihaya working today?
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>>134031343
I don't see any red stools or tables. I'm sure there's 1000 places called dick's.
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>>134023949
Yes, I'll have the "I'm late for school, so I'll just have a piece of toast" pizza. Extra raspberry jam please.
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>>134031389
They can't seem to keep a theme.
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>Go in the thread for shits and giggles
>It all deteriorates and gets depressing and fucked up
It's like I'm watching the first ep of gakkou gurashi all over again.
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>>134031389

There's two floors, downstairs is for pizza, upstairs is for normie parties.
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>>134031410
What is this now? A Jetsons restaurant?
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>>134031410
This one is unsettling.
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>>134031410
I'd party there.
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>>134031147
Nisioisin is very aesthetic.
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>>134031410
>white floor
WHEN WILL THIS MEME END??
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>>134027790
Kek
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Took this picture in an italian little pizza restaurant. Here, Lamù was a thing years ago
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