>Wecome to Anime Pizzeria, can I take your order?
The last time I went into a pizza place they didn't know what the works was when I asked for it
Gimme a pizza with the work in the shape of Doremi Harukaze's head that is distinct from a Mickey Mouse shape. I will not pay if it is in the shape if a Mickey Mouse
ITT: we come up with anime inspired food like autists and try to make them sound cool enough
Dragonslayer shots (whiskey that you can set on fire before downing)
Nevermind, I don't know anything about alcohol.
You could very well make an anime bout 'em and it would be interesting. I think SoL ala Watamote where everything turns bad for them or maybe a battle shounen with lots of comedy.
>Fat Guy is the optimistic but dumb protagonist faggot
>Tongue is lolsorandumb chick
>Yellow sweater is shy girl
>hood fag is the emo faggot with a demon inside whatever
>Pizza Guy is their advisor/advice guy
>this awful idea
>those moments when you have a multi million dollar hit tv show idea but you dont have the skills, money, or connections to make it happen
Sometimes i just feel like getting a video camara and making a jank youtube series but then i remember that my anime backlog is too big for me to do anything else
On second thought, I'll have my lunch at Döner Point.
Why not stop by the Naruto cafe as well?
I'm more of a Taqueria Goku guy myself.
>an anime show featuring a tag-team of cringy weeaboo stereotype anime fans
>a critical mass of cringe-inducing characters
>not unbearably cringy to watch
Sounds almost impossible. Would need some god-tier writers.
I'm yet to get to the anime adaption but Steins Gate did a pretty decent job. Just make sure they're characters that you don't get too attached to, so you can laugh at their misfortune.
>I have a huge, family. I have 2 older sisters and 2 little borthers, I am the middle child and the smallest. My dad, is a chef. He loves cooking food, he can cook any kind of food. You name it, as long as I can remember. He wanted to open his own place, he wants to be his own boss and he is. Just because of the Pizzeria, the last owner didn’t make alot of profit. So my dad bought it from her, for 10,000$. Wow, that’s alot dad. Thank you for telling me in the last minute, I am not sure what’s going to become of it. It mite come out good or bad, we just have to wait and see
>funny prank call
False advertising. There was absolutely nothing funny about that at all. Why would anyone even bother uploading that? Some 13 year old calls weaboo pizza and starts to complain about his bukkake sauce, then gets immediately hung up on. Then giggles like a fag. Nothing even mildly amusing happened.
>it airs on japan
>everybody laughs at it because they think nobody is that retarded
>japs start surfing in the net and realize that in fact that's what weebs are like
>shit becomes hugely popular in japan
>weebs in the west jokingly say "das me hue hue"
>show is becomes more cruel with the ridiculization
>weebs start getting offended
>they start looking at their lifes and realize their lives are shit
>weeb mass suicide everywhere
>crunchyroll, funi, etc in bankrupt
>streaming anime sites nowhere to be seen
>cons are dead
>/a/ keeps being shit
He's not an actual kiddie fiddler though, so he would probably be in a minimum security facility given his rap sheet consists of downloading pictures.
I don't know how it works in the US, but here in Australia maximum security prisons have completely separate wings for prisoners that might be at risk in general population. They're entirely physically isolated from those who might want to shiv them.
That's odd, I thought that getting a prison sentence in Australia just meant that you couldn't leave the country anymore.
This is why you don't ask profit-driven companies to run things where there is no possibility for profit if you're doing it properly.
Congratulations anon, you are the first person to have ever made that joke.
>At the begining of the mouth, I made a Facebook page. I thought that the page was going help us connect to the customers, so that can see what events we are doing…. but I was wrong. We end up getting lot of negativity instead, it sucks for me. Because I have to read each and ever one of them, it got to the point where I become sad and depressed. All I wanted to do, was help my dad. Insted, I messed it up. Things went out of hand, when a person called and harassed me on the phone. The next day a group of guys came in, taking pictures and recording on their cell phones. All they got was pizza, they ate the hole pizza and left. A few moments later, they posted. Saying that we serve microwave pizza, yet they saw us take the pizza out of the oven in front of their faces. They when on about, how bad the food was. Yet, they hate hole thing. I can’t believe that some people, can just be mean. All I wanted, was to help my dad. All I can do, it keep on moving forward
>I work at the Pizzeria, only when I can. I work another Job, sometimes when I am out. I go straight to the Pizzeria, I even work on my days off. I do what I can to help, I do a little bit of everything there. I take orders, serve the costumers, wash dishes, cook, deliver, and clean up. I really don’t mind it, I do what I can to help. Also, I help out with new Ideas and I am in charge of the Facebook page. But sometimes, when I am working. The phone rings and of course I answer it, It’s always a guy making some sexuly Jokes on the phone. They always say dirty stuff on the phone, I don’t like that. Because when I am not there my sister gets the phone, I don’t want her to that. Any borther would understand that, they think that are business is just a joke. Than, last night. While we where closing, the phone rang. I answered it and it was the same guy, making another sexul joke and I can hear him laughing. I had it, I told him “Sir, you called and said the same thing last time. We have caller ID, if you call and harass one of my coworkers again. I will report your number sir, good day” Less than a minute later, he posted on Facebook “I called, they threaten to report me” some poeple don’t understand, some people are just jerks. But I won’t give in, all I can do now. Is just ignore them and keep working hard, one day. The Pizzeria will be a success and when it does, everybody will see. What I become a part of, something grate. I will keep my head up and keep working hard
Maybe if you didn't do anime theme this wouldn't have happened.
Attack on Titan is there and pic related when you order.
There's a miku and naruto poster inside.
Also, pic related.
Oh my god
Oh my god they probably drew this themselves
Oh god why
Are you sure about that anon?
I'll take a Super Sugoi pizza, half tsun, half dere, with extra onee-san sauce.
Oh this is just a mess
Oh it just keeps getting worse
They are trying their damndest and do not deserve to suffer.
Is that supposed to look bad?
I'd eat it.
I'll take one Naruto please.
>average public school cafeteria food
>not the most disgusting pizza on the planet
Where have you eaten worse? I still gag at the memory, and I've eaten frozen diet pizza before.
>Have /co/ and /a/ in that close of a proximity
What exactly is this place? It's like i entered a book store
>I've eaten far worse.
That doesn't make it okay by any means.
Your pizza shouldnt look like public school food when you make it at home.
To say nothing of when you're trying to sell it and make a profit.
I bet it doesn't taste horrid but good lord could they work on their presentation.
I think they use jar sauce, maybe. Can anyone confirm that bottle in the background?
Vaguely reminds me of this
Me too anon. The place is cringey obviously, but harassing them is too cruel.
I feel bad for the kid's dad. He probably just named it Pizzeria Anime because he loves his fat Mexican weeb of a son and wanted to make him happy. He slaves away all day over a hot oven making pizza at this shitty little place in a strip mall somewhere that he saved and saved for years to open, only to have it mocked and harassed into failure by faceless lowlifes from the internet.
He just wanted to own a business doing what he loved to do, to be his own boss and make his own way in the world.
He just wanted his kid to be proud of him.
You just don't use sauce on pizza, you might use herbs here and there, but not sauce
Or atleast you shouldn't, im not sure what goes up in america when it comes to this kind of shit
Wasn't there a bar or some restaurant that had Araragi? That place looked pretty chill to go to.
They're both from Pizza Hut. It's probably the same thing, but with fewer ingredients for unsophisticated Americans.
>>I feel bad for the kid's dad. He probably just named it Pizzeria Anime because he loves his fat Mexican weeb of a son and wanted to make him happy. He slaves away all day over a hot oven making pizza at this shitty little place in a strip mall somewhere that he saved and saved for years to open, only to have it mocked and harassed into failure by faceless lowlifes from the internet.
>He just wanted to own a business doing what he loved to do, to be his own boss and make his own way in the world.
>He just wanted his kid to be proud of him.
I feel exactly the same. They really should just drop the anime act.
Can't they just change the name I know it might take a bit but it looks like they could easily fix this issue. Maybe do a different theme every year to mix it up. I probably eat there then eat at little shitsters again.
>he poured his heart and soul and life savings to open this place
>put some of his son's weebshit up and threw "Anime" in the name to appease him and make it more of a family business, something they can all be proud of
>He just wanted to own a business doing what he loved to do; his kids probably constantly said he was the best cook in the whole world and he should open a restaurant
>all this amounted to was a little place in some out-of-the-way Texas strip mall that gets visited by cringeworthy cosplayers and mocked online with shitty prank calls
It hurts too much, anon. Please stop. This world is too cruel.
Dad's a weeb too. He loves Annie.
Look at all the stretchy cheese on this pizza holy fuck Rico that's not how you eat pizza you idiot dog
>mocked and harassed into failure by faceless lowlifes from the internet
More like they have shit marketing and mediocre food. Going out of business was inevitable. People laughing at them for their spectacular fuckup is only a symptom.
He probably watches it with his kids because it's something they are into and he wanted to bond with them.
I need to get out of this thread, I'm getting really depressed thinking about it.
It could have been worse
Damn it I was just in San Antonio would love to see how cringy it is. Of course looking at some of the stuff this guy does he seems to do more /co/ and /v/ shit.
Except for putting a teenage weeaboo in charge of marketing. You can chase big dreams, but if you're half-assed about it then you're nothing admirable- you're just a childish, lazy fuckup that gives all the people serious about their big dreams a bad name.
I dont eat pizza much, or fast food, but pizza hut has stepped up their game. the normal tomato sauce pizza still sucks, but all the weird sauces/ toppings/ drizzle/ crust flavors are great.
still shit, but better than papa johns/ dominos.
Their whole theme is all over the place some of its anime and some of its other shit. They should have stuck to one theme and tried to make it more nicer instead of making it look like a four year old did it. The food alone looks pretty unprofessional.
>They want it to expand into a restaurant
>half-assed about it
He's not half-assed about it, his dreams just aren't the corporate profit-centric goals you seem to think everyone should have.
He lets his son market the place because he wants it to be about the family, a genuine mom and pop pizzeria. The kind of "American Dream" people are always talking about. The owner, in his innocence and naivety, wanted to make that a reality. There is nothing wrong with that.
The ones in the wrong are those who mock him for this and assholes who only see his business through a cynical, critical lense and then proceed to act like he's the one who's wrong.
Do cute girls serve me there? This is the only important thing.
Watch out for the
>>Wecome to Anime Pizzeria, can I take your order?
Yup, get a life
That's not a dream. That's refusal of reality. If someone made it their lifelong goal to make gravity go up you'd call them a retard. This guy is going into the already-brutal restaurant business with barely passable food and shitty marketing and just hoping that somehow people will want to pay for their bullshit. That's just straight-up laziness, stupidity, and refusing to face the facts. If you really want to achieve your dreams, you're going to have to tweak them to work within reality, be smart about what you do, and work your ass off. This guy isn't doing any of those.
>you shouldnt have to compromise your dreams
If you don't compromise, then you make it all-or-nothing. If you make it all-or nothing, you're probably going to lose and get nothing. That's how it works.
I could actually see a weeb-friendly dave & busters/chuck e cheese's working out okay. The problem is that they seem to barely have any knowledge about the autism game because they can't see it from an outside perspective.
Have tons of buyfag prizes and plush items, get high quality arcade games, and have things like "Smash Tourney Saturday" and movie nights where they have half off pizza.
>I'm not being an ass, I'm just a realist!
Yeah his aspirations won't work out in the business, and it fucking sucks. But to call him lazy, stupid, and an insult to "superior" realists like you who just accept this garbage and give up your dreams so you can eke out a shitty existence is just being a douche.
This guy suffers because people like you and with your mentality exist.
Why did they think this was a good idea?
>implying ive given up my dreams
It's precisely because I'm walking that kind of path that I have no sympathy for people who fall to the wayside because they were lazy fuckups.
I think it was just some random reference. I'm guessing it's just some shit they put in for atmosphere.
>The problem is that they seem to barely have any knowledge about the autism game
I think that's always the case. Turns out, not many weebs are good businessmen. The closest you're gonna get is Dick's Pizza and Pleasure, and that's just because they have this unsettling picture for some reason.
>top five animes
>different otakus watch different kinds of anime
>meatball head from sailor moon
Well, most of the people on this board seem to express interest. I'd like to think the people here aren't raging weebs, but they are. It's not like having some appeal outside of them is going to offend the weebs.
They can't seem to keep a theme.
Took this picture in an italian little pizza restaurant. Here, Lamù was a thing years ago