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If Araragi chose Snake instead of Crab, would she have been a

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If Araragi chose Snake instead of Crab, would she have been a good girlfriend?

Would his family have been okay with him dating someone the same age as his sisters?
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she'd have been pregnant within the first week
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>>134021390
he never deserved snake
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>>134021434
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>>134021390
snake does not deserve araragi
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>>134021390
His family seems to be okay with him dating his sisters so I'm sure they'd persevere.
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>>134021434
kek
>>134021390
no nadeko is a shit and the fire sisters wouldnt stand for it
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>>134021390
>dating someone the same age as his sisters?
The thing that is completely not okay is choosing crab instead of glorious imouto harem route
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>>134021629
Imoutos a shit, Cat best girl.

>knows everything
>fights for her friends
>enormous chest beefers
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>>134021390
She didn't even really love him.
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>>134021670
Cat is boring. Bat is objectively best. Snail a close second.
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>>134021629
Tsukihi > Shinobu > Mayoi > Karen > Hitagi > Suruga > Nadeko
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>>134021799
You forgot Ougi-kun.
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Kanbaru > Karen = Tsukihi = Shinobu = Hachikuji = Nadeko = Ononoki = Senjougahara(Love them equally) > Cat
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>>134021670
>knows everything
No, she only knows what she knows.

Have you even seen the show?!
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>>134021719
My black brother, also cat knows what she knows so previous opinion discarted
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I want Ougi to put her sleeves close to my erect dick.
Then, I want her sleeves to slowly descend over my erect manhood so that I can feel her soft, pale hand stroke my dick as I ejaculate all over the insides of her sleeves.
I don't want to see her hands though.
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>>134022226
This is a man that knows exactly what he wants.
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>>134022226
>Not wanting soft of silk gloved hands on your dick

What are you, some kind of faggot?
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>>134021390
its a shame. she was too good for him
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Araragi would have to walk home roughly instead.
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>>134021629
>Implying that he didn't
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>>134021472
> fire sisters wouldnt stand for it
lets not forget that tsukihi was going to support nadeko if she was serious.
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>>134023864
which episode?
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>>134023981
One from Nekomonogatari Black, not sure which.
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>>134023994
three-some when?

I need to make a webm of the toothbrush scene
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>>134021390
It wouldn't have worked. Nadeko didn't really love him, she developed an obsession with his specifically because she knew she would never have a shot with him and could use him as an excuse to reject guys forever.
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>>134021799
put tsukihi after hitagi and thats the best list
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TIES does the best Monogatari doujin.
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>>134023864
Tell me he's fingering the sisters.
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>>134021390
Imagine if the roles were really reversed, and Crab ended up turning into a Crab god with Crab hair.
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>>134025772
She already has crab hair.
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>>134025772
Why would you want that? Crab hair sounds absolutely nasty, like something she caught from being walked home gently.
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>>134021390
Probably not, my guess is that she would get bored pretty easily after she get what she want, regardless of that snake is the cutest girl
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>Kanbaru didn't win the Ararararararararararagibowl
>neither did Hanekawa
>it went to worst girl
WHY
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>>134021390
I'd think she would be, well if the snake part of her had left.

She would have changed similar to how Senjougahara changed, yet more clingy
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I can't understand crabfags but most likely they don't understand best girls fags either so who cares
snake = cat = tsukihi > long hair bee = bat =snail = monkey > doll > math >>>>>> shit > * > more shit > crab
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How fucked up is it that this scene ends up being the one scene that Hanamonogatari showcases to be the the first step in Araragi and Kanbaru's relationship where Kanbaru is no longer after the Araragi D.

I mean there could be plenty of ways to show it and suddenly NisiO is just like "Fuck it. Let's reference that one scene in Nise to show Kanbaru is over Araragi."
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>>134021390
>If Araragi chose Snake instead of Crab,
it's more like Crab chose him, or at least latched onto him and threatened him to not let go
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>>134021390
I'd say If she had the chance I think she would have. It seems to me that the snake manifestation only began when she saw crab with ragi
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>>134026170
>over araragi
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>>134026259
By Hanamonogatari which is chronologically at the end of the series bar Suruga Bonehead.
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>>134026381
oh you're right, I forget how it's not in order.
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>>134026170
What do you mean by "over Araragi?"

I don't think she ever actually had a serious crush on him.

I always viewed their relationship as "best bros."
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post the series timeline image
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>>134026519
"Over Araragi" as in she's finally accepted their relationship in it's entirety and is no longer attempting to use her body to mess with Araragi.
Given her reaction after having her experience with Numachi is to freak out when Araragi sees her body shows there has been a fundamental shift in their relationship and Kanbaru is now no longer attempting to use her body to get what she wants.

It's a more respectful relationship even if it's lewd as fuck.
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>>134026910
I doubt that'll continue and It'll go back to how it was before, I enjoyed their relationship the way it was
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>>134027049
I dunno, man. I'd rather it stay changed. That's the point right? That people grow up (unless you're from the Gaen Network) and change.
Araragi changed himself to be someone Kanbaru could rely on, Kanbaru changed herself to live up to Araragi's example.
The Bantz will always be there as we saw during the end of Hana, it was just Araragi being much more perverted than Kanbaru and Kanbaru playing the straight man.
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>>134022226
>her
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Nadeko dayo, ask me anything.
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>>134027280
Where can I get just the clip of you yelling at your class?
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