>tfw someone talks shit about you're waifu
>Not making up you're own waifu
4chan can't call shit what they don't know. Also, nobody has ever fapped over her except me so she's not a dirty slut, unlike you're waifu.
I've cummed bucket loads to your waifu's, not gonna prove shit since man ain't guy but just know your waifu's are sluts like the rest who deserved to be treated like trash.
It's OK, she can take the banter
You're right. Instead of having an imaginary friend, I should MAN UP(tm) and sign a financial suicide contract with a horrid shrew that not only treats me like a disposable tool, but is also entitled to half my present and future income AND can force me to pay for a child that's not even mine on top of that.
Nobody's ever insulted her, and /a/ has known about her for a very long time. Except for one person who was rather desperate to insult me personally, and latched to whatever he could find.
They just confuse her with the actual "worm" girl
>tfw people tell you they'd fuck your waifu against the wall while spanking her and then cum inside her pussy and make her lick off the cum from their penis