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Why does she wear the yukata?

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Why does she wear the yukata?
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>>133989404

easier access to her assets for araragi
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Because it looks fresh as fuck.
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Maybe her butt hurts.
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>>133989404
She's a phoenix
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The arararararagis are richfags
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A lot of loyalty for an inferior sister!
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you can only pick one
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>>133989874

>tsukihi
>inferior

kill yourself
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>>133990006
Me in the middle.
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>>133990048
But anon it's objectively true
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>>133989404
Because no one knew who she was before she put on the yukata.
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>>133990280
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>>133990006
I don't get it
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>>133990618
They're being tickled.
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This bird needs my stuffing
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>>133989404
It's comfy.
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>>133990665
Must've been one hell of a tickle.
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>>133990006
THE
LAST
IN
LINE
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>>133989404
If I remove the egg clip, will she die?
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>>133991614
It sounds extremely painful.
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>>133991382
Right in front of you friend, also reminder to buy this and cum on it.
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>>133991839
If you mean more figure Nadeko, buy it yourself and you'll have as much more as you could possibly want.
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>>133991661
She's a big girl
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>>133991733
What if the semen slips down into the part where you're supposed to put money in? That shit would never come out.
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>>133992068
It's a money shot, so that's exactly what should be there.
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>>133992068
thats the level of risk we must take for the future of mankind
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>>133992150
Clever!
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>>133991733
>implying I didn't pre-order it as soon as I got the notification that it was available
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>>133992551
Wasted your money on some meaningless piece of plastic that'll be forgotten in 2 years tops.
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>>133992675
Go to sleep, dad.
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>>133992675
>being poor
>not being able to afford anything you want
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Probably wants to be clothed sometimes if I can be frank about my opinions, my blood-kin.
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>>133990006
I refuse to believe one single thrust can have such an impact on a girl.
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>>133989404
she took a wrong turn at the SZS auditions and wound up there.
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>>133989528
This. Also it must be comfy.
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>>133990667
She sure does anon.
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>>133995556
>implying it's only one
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Which bird is best bird?
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>>133989404
Because you don't wear underwear with them
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>>133990006
Karen desu
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>>133992704
>not being poor and still spending money on plastic
How can you call yourself a real fan if you aren't spending money you should be using on food on figs?
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>>133995641
When a show gets ruined by the frequency of visits by at the hairdresser....
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>>133995641
Pink Kimono. What arc/season was that?
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>>133995641
bun clearly
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>>133991948
For her brother
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>>133995641
Naked

Duh
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>>133995824
welcome to every 80s sit-com or soap opera ever there.
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>>133995641
4th from the left.
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>>133989404
>implying you wouldn't wear a yukata every day if you were a cute girl

Comfy as fuck.
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>>133995970
>>133996435
The most excellent of tastes.
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>>133990006
Snek
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>>133996614
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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>>133995641
Third from right/op picture a worst. I think we can all agree with that.
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>>133990006
>>133995556
This.

Immersion ruined
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>>133989404
If she wouldn't wear one she'd be naked.
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best bird
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Most irrelevant girl in the show.
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>>133997825
That's not Hitagi after Bake.
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>>133996659
why is she in a watermelu?
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>>133997825
That's not Karen
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>you will never drink her shoe sweat
>you will never smell her sweaty gym shorts
>you will never brush her teeth
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>>133998200
Nice tumblr gif, faggot.
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>>133996659
nah, hair burka is the worst
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>muh web bum
Don't interfere, kid
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Ȳ̸̖͔̺̺̝͎͊̐ͫ̈́̅ͦͅU̞̭͇̜̞͇͂̀̐S̡͔͕͓̻̩͑ͨͬ
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>>133998295
Wut?
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>>133992675
Perhaps the same could be said about all physical posessions
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>>133990117
>tfw there will never be an intro as good as platinum disco again
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>>133998821
The animation and the full song was pretty shit to be honest
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>>133998821
The current openning of Owari is pretty good.
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>>133998356
>Posted from a black hole
Is anime real in there anon?
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>>133989404
I wish she didn't.
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>>133989404

She's a Yamato Nadeshiko.
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>>133995556
It can if she's been waiting for it. Women have been studied having orgasms just by THINKING about it.

Women are also turned on by porn of men on men sex, women on men sex, women on women sex, and even animals having sex.

For women sex is a deeply emotional experience and emotion alone can trigger them. The tradeoff is they can't always orgasm when they're not feeling it. Men on the other hand can.

So for a girl who's waited her whole life to be pounded by her nii-chan who just watched two other girls get fucked I could believe she was squirting just thinking about waiting her turn.

--source, like 200 videos on why people have sex. It's like, the closest I'll ever come.
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>>133989404
Yukata be kidding me!
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>>133989404
Yukata lot of nerve asking that!
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>>133989404
Yukata know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. And know when to run.
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>>133995641
They're all perfect but bun is above perfection.
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>>133989404
It's sexy
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>>133999934
I like my sluts naked too
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>>133989404
Bisexual brother/sister fucking slut.
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>>133990006
No thanks, the bread has been ruined on that shit-sandwich
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>>133998821
I'd say decent black was almost as good. Felt a bit short.
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>>133989404
it's her gimmick
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>>133990091
Karen is a fuck up.
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>>133989404
Autism.
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>>134001715
Thanks for telling us a bit about yourself anon, now could you answer OPs question?
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>>134001656
Tsukihi cant even fuck up because shes too lazy to try.
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>>134001656
>>134001788
>not loving both imoutos
This is why you will never be the protagonist, faggots.
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>>134001892
This
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>>134001892
It's not really a requirment to fuck your sisters to be a protagonist.
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>>134001993
>love means you have to fuck by default
Like I said, never be the protagonist.
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>>134001993
It's a harem. It's a requirement to fuck everyone if you're the protagonist.
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>>133990006
The one who is pure sex.
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>>134002114
She doesent want to fuck anyone you dolt.
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>>134002114
oh I love Nadeko
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>>133990006
Takei really likes this shot.
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>>134001892
Kaiki was a better protagonist anyway.
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>>134002132
She hates the feeling of someone else's bare skin touching hers. We could still have sex, we just need to be a little clever.
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>>134002277
'No'
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>>134002308
>asking permission
>caring what she want
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>>134002308
Why didn't Monkey and Araragi rape Snake?
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>>134002418
So I shouldn't treat the woman I love well? You are a horrible person.
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>>134002340
Yes
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>>133995641
That pic seems a bit biased towards bird
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>>133990006
>>134002249
Tsukihi looks upset in the bottom right of both pages. It's like she didn't expect that sharing came with being in a foursome.
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>>133990006
Is there a name for this type of image?
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>>134000150
>your descriptions
but im a man and my sexual experience is exactly how you described a woman
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>>134002603
It's just collecting all of the hair changes in the series. It's not biased at all.
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>>133999081
like your taste :)
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>>133990006
>>134002249
>a shit sandwich
disgusting
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>>134000150
I need you to share with me all those videos now
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>>134002249
I want a foursome with them as a little girl
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>>133998001
That is a bamboo shoot, you stupid piece of shit.
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Because she's a real Japanese unlike the rest of the cast.
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>>133990006
I can't unsee middle Snake as Natsume. Makes it a lot cuter.
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>>133997825
She's a lot more relevant than her sister.
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>>133995641
Pink yukata > Short hair teal yukata > Tsukimono hair > Shoulder braid > the rest > Hime cut Bakemono/Nekomono

Hime cut is too bland for her sly behaviour.
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>>133998001
Watch the Tale of Princess Kaguya. Educate yourself.
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>>134010938
>this will never be me
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>>134009662
8/10 armpit would lick
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>>133989404
Because short yukata are one of the hottest outfits a girl could ever wear.
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How fertile is bird?
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>>134011580
Well, she's always egging her brother on.
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>>134011758
Tsukihi is the true endgame

>Koyomi lives for centuries
>Tsukihi basically lives forever

They can be together forever
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>>134011580


exactly as fertile as a miracle of the universe has to be.
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>>134012017
So, very

How many children has araragi fathered already?
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>>134011926
Aren't you forgetting someone?
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>>134011926
Tsukihi will die of old age, though.
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>>134011926
>Tsukihi ages and dies and has no memory when she is reborn

uhhh
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>>134012281
so will araragi
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>>133989404
Because she's Platinum
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Wazamono means the swords which cut well. The upcoming novel is called Wazamonogatari.

What can we expect? Maybe a story told from Shinobu's PoV?
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>>134012874
I doubt it, since Shinobu is stuck with Koyomi and I have the feeling that Nisio is done writing about him.
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>>134012965
Didn't Oroka spill some beans about Hanekawa being in trouble? Maybe she's getting another PoV arc.
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>>133991733
Already preordered, son.
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>>134013216
Where?
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>>134010938
where are his hands
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>>133990006
Not Nadeko, that's for sure.
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>>133989845
They are middle class. Kanbaru is the one with the rich family.
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>>134016407
They are police officers, and obviously very corrupt police officers if they can afford a house that on the inside looks like a Neo-Constructivist art gallery.
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>>134016571
That is just Shaft being Shaft. The bathroom is not supposed to look like a church. It's just a regular looking bathroom and the same applies to the rest of the house.
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>>134016759
You actually get to see how the bathroom really looks at one point in bee.
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>>134016407
>middle class
>gives one of their three children a brand new import car as a gift for graduating high school
How fucking rich is the middle class?
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>>134016855
>thinking america has the highest standard of living

Richer than you
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>>134016759
>That is just Shaft being Shaft.
You'll be telling me next that Japan has one of the highest suicide rates and one of the lowest murder rates of any developed country.
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>>134016855
They're at the upper end of middle class, but still middle class. I live in the poorest state in the country and that kind of thing isn't unheard of around here. Plus there's loans.
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>>134016932
What?
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>>134016855
It's a beetle. It's not supposed to be expensive.
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>>134017010
I suppose 2,640,000 Yen for the base model isn't too bad.
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>>134016959
You can't really compare American car prices to the rest of the world. For example, there's 180% sales tax on car purchases in Denmark, plus the 2 grand for the driver's license itself.
I'm not sure about the exact prices in Japan, but it's more expensive than the US for sure.
On top of that, araragi's car is probably an import.

Point being that for a middle class family with three children, giving something like that as a graduation present seems pretty excessive.
>>134017010
They're relatively cheap, but the cost of a brand new beetle isn't pocket change.
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>>134017291
>$22,000 graduation gift
Is this the power of the middle class?
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>>134016855
>>134017317
>import
It's a Japanese right-hand drive model.
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>>134017375
No, it's the power of the Yakuza.
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>>134017317
I was thinking that the price would be around the equivalent of $40,000 in Japan with it being an import. According to >>134017291 and >>134017375 it's much less. Entirely reasonable for upper middle class.
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>>134017485
You're right, disregard that.
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Do middle schoolers really have bodies like this these days?
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>>134017531
>Yakuza
C'mon. Not even Yakuza, just contacts gained from years of policing, detective work and investigating.

If you were a high level cop in the capital or second city, wouldn't you know a couple guys who knew a couple guys?
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>>134017534
If we assume that they're relatively young police officers, each of them probably earn less than 3,000,000 yen after taxes.
That's nearly the same as the base cost of the car, disregarding other expenses like insurance and a driver's license.
Now consider the fact that they have three children, which will likely receive equally valuable presents.
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>>134017485
>>134017537
Doesn't Volkswagen have a factory in Japan?
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>>134017595
I think you're underestimating how corrupt Japanese society is at every level. Even ignoring the anomalous suicide and murder rates I mentioned earlier, can you explain exactly how it is that a country with a very high percentage of smokers and a ruinously unhealthy diet (no, seriously, it's far too high in salt and sugar) supposedly manages to have one of the highest life expectancies in the world?
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>>134017721
for all we know paparagi is chief police officer or commissioner or some shit that. mamaragi doesn't seem to have a big rank considering she was still using the police box a couple of years before the start of the series.
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>>133989404
It has an easy pull down feature for enticing aniki
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>>134017746
I take back what I said about it not being an import, the RHD Beetles sold in Japan are probably manufactured in Australia.
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>>134017555
Reminder that that bed is full of fecal matter. Nice trips.
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>>133989404
A lot of loyalty for a fake sister.
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>>134017874
>mamaragi doesn't seem to have a big rank considering she was still using the police box a couple of years before the start of the series.
That wasn't implied to be her (and it was 10 years before, not a couple)
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>>134017874
But if he's the chief of police and making 6m a year or some shit, can they really be called middle class?
The median household income of Japan is $34,822
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>>134017984
Like everything else in your house.
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>>134018017
Araragi was taken to the police box as punishment for behaving badly when he was in middle school. Ougi jokes that this might have been a traumatic experience for him.
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>>134002979
Maybe you're gay
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>>134018150
Taking their son to the local one doesn't mean either of his parents were stationed there.
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>>134016855
>beetle
>good
In Japan parents typically give graduates an apartment. People have started a theory that his parents don't actually like him because of it.
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>>134018321
>3 kids
>3 apartments

Maybe his parents aren't that fucking loaded.
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>>134017984
Don't really think so. They use bidets and similar systems quite often in japan. Compared to your disgusting american way of wiping your ass with paper (who the hell came up with this?) it actually washes your ass and the area around your anus, removing fecal matter way more effectively. Think about this seriously: If you got shit on your finger, the least you would do is wash it until it stops smelling. You should do the same for your ass.
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>>134018321
Source?
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>>134018437
Not him, but three seperate $30,000 cars aren't cheap either.
And that's just a high school graduation gift.

I think it's pretty safe to say that they're above the middle class.
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>>134016855
>euroshitbox with emission cheating engine management
>on a golf basis
>heavier curb weight
>worse economy
I'm going to say this every time this comes up. He should've just gotten an EG6 or and EK9 Type R. Better yet, get some superior taste like Kaiki and get a Eunos.
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>>134018321
They didn't give him an apartment because he decided to live with his parents for a while because Senjougahara wanted to spend more time with her dad before finally moving in with with Araragi.
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>>134018453
>all this butt talk

fucking scatfags
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>>134017984
Don't sweat it japs just have weird fetish
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>>134018588
But he wanted a beetle.
We're not /o/ circlejerking about whether it's a good car or not, but how his parents can afford to give him a car equal in cost to the average household income of Japan as a graduation present when they've got three kids.
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>>134018588
>japanese cars
>being superior at all
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>>134018453
As an American, I use a soapy wash cloth after TP wiping.
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>>134002596
My fucking god.
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>>134018805
1970 called, they want their meme back.
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>>134018769
Post more feet.
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>>134016855
>Beetle
>expensive

Still wish I were araragi

More like getting an import car for fucking absolutely everyone and being a huge siscon/lolicon
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>>134017534
Do we even know what model the car is? Looks like an old beetle. Late 90s/early 00s would be my guess.
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>>134019607
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>>134020406
Shaft makes perfect asses
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While Bird isn't my favorite, it's a proven fact that she's literally the least flawed character out of all of them and that's alright.
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>>134021148
That's why she's the most boring.
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>>134021289
I'm a boring man, I'd rather have someone I can connect to and bond with over common interests than someone who would frustrate me. Why would you want someone with problems?
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>>134021417
They are more interesting. I'd rather date Hachikuji, Hanekawa, Karen, or one or two others before dating Bird.
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>>134021517
Hanekawa is last on the list
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>>134021417
It's not just problems.
What are her fears, dreams, goals and struggles? She has nothing.
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>>134021563
Hanekawa is no way last on that list. She should be top on that list.

With braids and glasses, she's the sexiest of all monogataris. She's smart. She knows like almost anything. She's lewd while also not being lewd because she thinks of marriage when she wants to date. She'll also sacrifice herself to save a friend. Let me see your girl do that.
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>>134021611
Kanbaru, Karen, Tsukihi would all do that.

Hanekawa only knows what she knows
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>>134021611
>She'll also sacrifice herself to save a friend. Let me see your girl do that.
Like every chance she has.
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>>134021611

>She knows like almost anything

She only knows what she knows you dolt
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>>134021687
And only knowing what she knows is sexy. Does anyone else have a catchphrase as sexy as that? Not only that, but we never see Kanbaru talk about marriage. We only see her talk about becoming Araragi's sex slave.

>>134021697
Yeah, but Kanbaru doesn't want to marry him just give her body to him to do really lewd things.

>>134021762
I know, I know. Which is like EVERYTHING!
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>>134021517
I want to hug Sodachi and tell her all will be fine.
I self insert into Sodachi ;_;
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I want to poke-poke her
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>>134021803
Also, cats breasts are too big
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>>134021930
Sodachi had a hard life. ;_;

>>134021977
They are perfect, m8.
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>>134021803
>not wanting a monkey mistress
It would be like marriage except lewder.
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I want Ougi to put her sleeves close to my erect dick.
Then, I want her sleeves to slowly descend over my erect manhood so that I can feel her soft, pale hand stroke my dick as I ejaculate all over the insides of her sleeves.
I don't want to see her hands though.
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>>134022094
For you anon
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>>134022055
I want to have a pure marriage, bro. I want two people to be one and to love each other. If I were to have any Mistress, it would Shinobu.
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>>134022055
This.
Kanbaru & Araragi have the best relationship(same with the sisters & mayoi of course)
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>>134022175
also Shinobu
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>>134022149
Yes and?
The only reason monkey is offering to be a mistress is because she's insecure and fears commitment. I'd give her that space until she's ready.
And enjoy the amazing sex in the meantime.
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Have you ever touched your actual imouto?
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Timely reminder that if you like Cat or Crab, you're a degenerate.
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>>134022413
Why?
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>>134022468
Well you're just a degenerate, noting to do with cat or crab.
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>>134022373
I don't have one.
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>>134022492
I'm not a degenerate!
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>>134022373
I have my niece, if she counts.
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>>134022595
degenerate
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>>133990453
That's right, I can't really put her into any archtype.
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>>134022221
You almost got them monkeyfag
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>>134021956
I'm sure she will react pretty badly outside of a first time surprise. Although it might have been the first time someone touched her gently.
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>>133995641
1st and 4th from left birds are best.
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>>134023212
Yandere brocon?
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>>134021611
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>>134022945
It was an accident.
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>>134023212
Her character can be summed up quite easily though: If she can deal with the consequences, then she acts on her immediate emotions. We're talking second to second here.
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best sisters
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>>134023608
Karen-chan have you seen onii-cha-
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>>134023670
>scars
>she literally regenerates her upper half being torn off
Huh?
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>>134021595
That's not necessary because she has either achieved or overcame them.


She can't be compared with the others.
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Threadly reminder that snail is best.
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>>134024084
I miss snail
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>>134023748
The kekoo oddiity pretends to be a normal human its not going to reveal its identity over something minor

It still has the most hax regen better than vampire hax regen
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>>134024286
Yes it does, her scars are noted to heal very fast and her hair grows 5 times faster than any other human.
I don't think the bird is even self-conscious, it simply continues living.
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Where do you see the Monogataris in 15 years time?

Nadeko in shady business
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>>134023670
>>134023748
isn't that bit before araragi finds out she has the bird oddity?
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>>134024436
That would be too depressing since everybody'll probably just get some boring office job.
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>>134024436
dead or having an abusive husband
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>>134024436
Snake is probably fucked for life.
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>>133995556
Fucking virgin and half-asian on top.
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>>134024436
Nadeko tries to become a Mangaka, fails, and goes into making porn instead. Karen either takes over her dojo from her master or becomes a police officer. Tsukihi starts some kind of social job like talk show host or disco club manager, Sodachi gets some kind of soulless office job. And all the girls that are still around Araragi and know about oddities wind up living painfully boring lives after he bites off more than he can chew and dies forever.
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>>134015204
About to take both of these.
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>>134024436
I just want to see Hanekawa, Araragi, Kanbaru and Karen become exorcists/specialists and go on adventures together, forming their own kind of Gaen network or joining the Gaen network.
>you will never get to hear Araragi imitate Oshino
>Karen will never start punching shit like Kagenui and carry Tsukihi with her like doll
>You will never see Hanekawa advising Araragi on a plan of attack against an oddity only for him to screw things up
>You'll never see Kanbaru lewdly teasing all the others while dealing with an oddity
This would be really fun to watch.
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>>134024706
or he gains the whole harem fucking them all and happily ever after
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>>134024436
I want to see Nadeko and the Fire Sisters hunting oddities, with Nadeko shamelessly using their experiences as plots for manga.
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>>134021517
>dating Hachikuji, Hanekawa, Karen or any shit bird
>not dating Ougi
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>>133998821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKdGtCAa3PQ
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Miracle of the universe
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>>134024842
>forgetting Senjougahara as the Kaiki.

"I don't believe in oddities but I know people who do"

Senjougahara is a manipulative piece of shit just like Kaiki. If Karen is your Yozuru then Senjougahara did to Karen what Kaiki did to Yozuru.
Sen/Kaiki manipulated Karen/Yozuru to get what they want. Which in Senjougahara's case was a place for Hanekawa to stay and for Kaiki's case it was to send an Onmyoji with a 100% kill rate after some guy's sister because he's butthurt his kindness came back to bite him in the ass.
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>>134022529
>>134023698
We're all degenerates here. I'm a degenerate. You're a degenerate.

You must be, or you wouldn't have come to /a/.
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>>134027431
I'm not particularly a fan of Crab, but those really aren't on the same level. Manipulation in order to help someone isn't nearly as bad as manipulation for petty revenge.
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>>134027644
What about the fact Kaiki manipulated an entire organization at the cost of himself to help people?
Just because he likes to admit he's a piece of shit doesn't exactly discredit the good manipulation he does.

My point still stands however, Senjougahara would be the Kaiki of the group.
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>>134027431
>Which in Senjougahara's case was a place for Hanekawa to stay and for Kaiki's case it was to send an Onmyoji with a 100% kill rate after some guy's sister
That's not really a comparison that would make me call them both identical pieces of shit.
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>>134027742
Now that I've read the post you were responding to, I have a different counterpoint: the most important thing that Senjougahara does for Araragi is anchor him to reality. She knows this and probably wouldn't get involved in exorcist shenanigans because then he would be liable to stop caring about his mortal life. Plus, she would lose part of what makes her special to Araragi and she's too insecure to risk that either.
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>>134027829
Identical was probably not the word to use but then none of the cast are identical to the exorcist they are similar to.
It's usually just a couple of key things. IE Knowing everything vs I know what I know.
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>>134027930
But that's my point. She's the "normal" one of the group.
We know for a fact she keeps out of oddity business but she's met Black Hanekawa, a Crab God, Shinobu, The Rainy Devil, Snake God Nadeko but in the end she just calls it "an odd disease" and does her best to keep out of it.

Kaiki is basically the same diff in regards to the Gaen Network. Oshino, Yozuru, Teori and Gaen actively seek to deal with oddities. It's their livelihood. Kaiki just sorta runs into them and deals with it as it happens.
He does do conning outside of his ghostbusting.
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>>134024664
>>134000150
Ignore the idiots above

>>133995628 has it right.
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>>134028038
Kaiki has actual power, uses his occult knowledge for cons, and will actually accept requests to exorcise. Gahara will never get that involved. She might become a pinch negotiator every once in awhile but that's about the extent of it. Her main role is to keep the home fires burning for all her friends who are actively involved in all this supernatural shit.
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>>134028219
>department of redundancy department
Fuck.
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>>134028219
Well yeah but Senjougahara didn't go to college and join an occult group.

It's not about the 1:1 direct comparison. It's about the roles and positions they take within the group.

>Gahara will never get that involved.

Except all the times she gets involved. The only one who truly never gets involved is Sodachi but she's a pretty nonentity at this point.

The real question to ask is who would be the Tadatsuru.
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>being this serious about headcanon
Next you fags are going to tell me you have a fanfiction.net account.
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>>134028295
Well, if you're trying to map characters by most similar then it technically works, but that's like asking what an apple is most similar to: a fern, an albatross, or a boat. Sure, the fern is the correct answer because they're both plants, but it's still a stupid exercise.
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>>134028376
>Not a Boat

Now you're just being silly.

But yeah, the point I'm arguing is that if you took the Gaen Network and the roles in each. The Smart one, the Balancer etc as if it was an RPG of some form. Your game would end up looking like this.

Gaen: Hanekawa
Kaiki: Senjougahara
Yozuru: Karen/Kanbaru
Oshino: Araragi
Tadatsuru: Mayoi

The real plot twist is that because of Araragi, everyone who actively deals with oddity business would end up being Oshino since Oshino's influence on Araragi influenced everyone else.
Good thing that is as well. Hanekawa was on the road to becoming like best girl and committing mass good.
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>>133998821
>What is Kogarashi Sentiment
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>>134024436

Something normal.Just imagine it.

Hanekawa - Researcher
Hitagi - Traveler
Mayoi - Civil construction industry
Nadeko - Gravure idol
Karen - Police officer
Tsukihi - Psychologist
Kanbaru - Adult toy store manager
Sodachi - Junior mathematician
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>>134029258
Travelling is a job?
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>>133990006
Eternal virgin of course
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>>134028598
The full version is really good
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