If Saitama was a chef he'd be called One Pan Man

>>133981953
>having only one pan
Very cheeky regardless.

>>133981953
If he was a pan he'd be One Man Pan

Here's the template:

If Saitama was ___ a he'd called One ___ Man

>>133981953
I he were overweight he'd be One Ton Man.

>>133981953
If Saitama was a good time he'd be One Fun Man

>>133982898
>>133982911
Can anyone in this thread type properly?

If Saitama was a faggot who refused to have sex with anyone but OP, he'd be called One Man Man.

If Saitama had cancer he'd be called One Month Man

If Saitama was a mod, he'd be called One Ban Man

>>133983055
Benis

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If Saitama was a meme he'd be called One Dank Mem

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If Saitama was a bread he'd be An Pan man.

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if Saitama had a favorite Law and Order character, his #1 would be Munch, man.

>>133983212
God damn it

>>133982898
>If Saitama was chef a he'd called One Pan Man

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If Saitama made subs he would be Ten-Bit Man.

What RPG system is best for stat-ing Saitama?

>>133983375
The kind where instead of giving him stats, anyone trying to fight him just automatically loses.

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If Saitama was a comedian he'd be called One Pun Man

>>133981953
But he's already called Wan Pan Man.

If Saitama didn't have friends he'd be called One Sad Man

>>133983216
I've always felt like that's literally where ONE drew the inspiration from. One Punch Man in abbreviated Japanese is One-Pan(chi)-Man.

>>133984063
Not to mention the baldness and simple yellow red color scheme.

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>>133981953
Bean-jam filled pastry - Man

>>133983135
What?

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>>133981953
WAN PANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXj6sPZiE5M

>>133982743

>needing more than one pan

sounds like someone hasn't broken their limiter desu senpai

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>>133985433
Holy shit.

>>133985433
You guys aren't even trying anymore.

If Saitama was a burger he'd be called One Bun Man

If Saitama were a mod, he'd be No Fun Man

>>133984063
thats literally what happened

If Saitama was a pornstar, he would be called One Fist Man.

>>133985433
EMBARASSING

If Saitama was an FBI agent he'd be called One Van Man

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If Saitama smoked weed he would be One Hit Man

>>133981953

If Saitama was a pasta he'd be One Spaghetti Man

If Saitama was dead he'd be One Dead Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGImt5ikC0A

>>133981953
Not One Lunch Man?

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If Saitama was a player, he'd be One night Stand Man

>>133981953
If Saitama was popular on 4chan he'd be called One Meme Man

Oh wait

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IF SAIDAMA WAS FROM BINLAND HE BE GALLED ONE BUNCH MAN :-DDD :-DDDDDDDD

>>133981953
If Saitama was a tribute to Anpan Man the Japanese title of One Punch Man would be stylised to Wan Pan Man.

...

You know, just like how it already is.

If Saitama's creator took his boyfriend out to dinner, they'd be referred to as One plus man.

>>133982898

If Saitama was Italian a he'd called One Mama Mia Man

If Saitama was a pony, he'd be One Trick Man.

If Saitama was on a diet, he'd be called One Lunch Man

>>133987939
Nice one xD

>>133981953
If he was posted on the internet alot he would be called one meme man

>>133988424
But he has so many memes anon. He should be called Many Memes Man

>>133984063
Smile man in the first ep also had the same fucking color scheme and suit as a nod.

If Saitama was a soldier he'd be called One Man Army

>>133983754
If satima had no friends he'd be called you.

If Saitama has my bank account he'd be One Broke Man

If Saitama was Mexican he'd be called Juan Paez Man.

If Saitama was a detective, he'd be called One Hunch Man

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>>133985433

If Saitama was a song he'd be One Can Can

If Saitama was a jihadi, he'd be called One Bomb Man.

If Saitama was American he'd be One Shot Man or One Clap Man or One Fat Man

If Saitama applied sunscreen to your back, you'd have a One Punch Tan

>>133989111
>triple Bate Man

>>133981953
If Saitama was a very bad comedian he would be One Pun Man

If Saitama was arrested for child abuse, he'd be called Son Punch Man

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If saitama was a premature ejaculator he would be One Pump Man

>>133983085
The only poster who did it right.

If Saitama got dubs he'd be Patrick Bateman

>>133985433
>Begins laughing uncontrollably at Wan PAAANNNN
>The little kid comes in
>Have a fucking heart attack from breaking through known layers of kekoldry

If Saitama was gay he'd be One Gay Man.

>>133981953
If Saitama was served at a party he'd be called One Punch Man.

>>133985433
It's like watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTin-eTnkOM

I can't tell whether it's supposed to be bad on purpose.