>Be a literal goddess
>Get keked by a human who barely says anything
How does she even live with herself?
She's a failure goddess. The gods in DanMachi were brought down to Earth ans tested themselves. Hestia has fucked up massively. Owing Hephaestos a huge debt and falling in love with the biggest faggot alive has sealed her fate. She is worse than /a/ in every conceivable fashion. She will be a virgin forever.
Better. The girls are cuter and there's less drama as opposed to
>le corporate rapist badguy
>"I shot a man in self-defense and was called a murderer for it"
>"I'm dying of AIDS"
SAO has more action, emo shit, incest, and harem shit.
DanMachi has better characters, more adventure, and cute girls (better than sao).
Both have marie-sue faggots but bell was too gay for me.
It's not even close to SAO. DanMachi's universe isn't an MMO, so it isn't pandering to the misery-loves-company MMO crowd by any extent. There is a sense of real fantasy, humor, a care-free "we're going to win even though we are woefully outnumbered" attitude. It doesn't try to achieve some colossal, monumental scale of sincerity, it sells itself on just being fun. SAO is a show which tried and failed to be the greatest of its kind. DanMachi didn't try so hard and has a charm which few other shows have managed to convey. Those who tote about SAO's triumph are living in fear of the fact that DanMachi exceeds it on every aspect.
What's the blue string for though?
Why doesn't that girl buckle her belt?
It defeats the purpose of the belt thingie.
But, it's not holding anything up.
Is that why it's ghetto?
This is how white women in Japan dress.
>being a fatty enabler
She has curves where it counts.
That's part of her boundless charm
We want to hurt you. We want to destroy your life. This is /a/. We don't tolerate. We don't know love. Hate is all we know. Death is all we want. Run while you can. Change your IP. Hide behind proxies. Run. While. You. Can.