>you will never meet a dominant controlling tsun-tsun girl

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>>133971216
Hmm.
but have you ever been in love?
It's a special kind of mental suffering.

>>133971011

Ha. Please. Some of us have actually dated girls like that.

And let me tell you, there are serious downsides you are not considering. Like the fact that they can be total bitches.

I'd still fuck the shit out of the ex I'm referring to, though. I mean God damn.

>>133971699

>expecting anyone to believe you

Users of /a/ have never seen women save for their mothers and sisters. They don't leave the shelters of their basements. They are vitamin D deficient.

>>133972301

I don't care if you believe me. I'm not bragging here. I'm pointing out that that dominant controlling tsun-tsun girls are not all they're cracked up to be.

Have you ever been told to eat your omlette like a little kid, by your girlfriend? No? It's not fun.

>>133971011
Asuna became a doormat the second she had hooked up with Kirito. 0/10, would not meet to fall in love with.

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>>133971011
>Wanting a 3dpd and not embarking on the adventure if finding a waifu to give your heart comfort.
>gif related

>>133972363

Still asserting this girlfriend claim? /a/ can't get girlfriends. /a/ doesn't create attraction in women. /a/ is forever alone.

>>133971011
10BILLION YEARS WORTH OF SEMEM

Asuna is as dominant as a wet noodle.

>>133971011
>dominant controlling tsun-tsun girl

That exists.
It's the combination with all the other things that doesn't happen. Without the anime waifu good looks and similar age, it wouldn't have mattered; without the rich family and living nearby, it couldn't have continued; without the homicidal mad scientist trapping them together for two years, they would never have even met.

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>>133971011
>tfw you will never be a girly boy glopping two years worth of semen

>>133971011
I met your mom

Jake pls go.