Does your waifu drink?

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No, it's absolutely haram

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>>133941828
She's 16 so no. I'd rather she not actually. Beer is harmful.

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Yes.

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Nope

>>133941905
Kill yourself, cu[c]kfag.

>>133942557
go away, mai waifu eats bullies for breakfast

No, not yet at least

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>>133941828
Mai drinks tea.

Yes, she drinks my semen when I make her deepthroat my cock and I cum down her throat.

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Hah?

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Sing your heart out

>>133942708
Gross dude

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Yes

>>133942609
You don't have waifu, end yourself.

>>133943204
I have a waifu and she is a defender of the people!

Any other anons here with a waifu who sticks up for people?

>>133943256
You don't love her romantically and you literally said that you want to see her being fucked by another male. This is only your favorite character, not a waifu.
You are just an autistic shipper.
Go back to >>>/tumblr/.

>>133943443
>You don't love her romantically
How could I? I am not worthy of her.
>you literally said that you want to see her being fucked by another male.
Only because I care about her happiness too much anon.
>This is only your favorite character, not a waifu.
She's both.
>You are just an autistic shipper.
If caring too much about mai waifu makes it so then so be it.

You can't stop true love anon.

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>>133941828
Yes, certainly.

>>133943567
>She's both.
No, she isn't. Waifu is a character you love romantically.

>You can't stop true love anon.
No one cares about stopping your "true love" or whatever you call it, you retard. You can fantasize and get keked how much you want, but we don't want to see you here.
If trying to fit in to a group that doesn't accept you and doing your best to annoy other people is what your "true love" is about, then you are even more shallow that I thought.

>>133943443
>you literally said that you want to see her being fucked by another male
What, can NTRfags not have waifus?

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my waifu doesn't but here's a chart

>>133943943
>If trying to fit in to a group that doesn't accept you and doing your best to annoy other people is what your "true love" is about
Not at all my intent and true love, if you wish to know my opinion on the matter, extends above and beyond the physical.

How do you not know this already?

>>133944070
why?

>>133944127
because she's an elite kunoichi and must keep her body in stellar condition, also she's under the drinking age

>>133943973
I'm not an NTR fag, I just love mai waifu too much.

>>133943973
There is difference from being in love with someone + having fetish for being betrayed, and being a shipper who pretends to "love".
Sure the first one is more disgusting, but it doesn't mean that you don't love this person. You can have a waifu and be NTRfag, but you should not expect people to tolerate you. These things are just gross to most of people.
The reason he doesn't have a waifu is because he doesn't have romantic interest in her, not just that he want to see her being fucked.

>>133944094
No one cares about your intentions, you dickhead. Fuck off and kill yourself.

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She only drinks malk

>>133944518
What if you love your waifu and realize that, since you don't exist in her story, the only way for her to be happy is to end up with the guy she loves?

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>>133944070
>Drunk lolis

Time to un-drop Ro-Kyu-Bu I guess.

>>133944518
>No one cares about your intentions, you dickhead.
You seem to.
>>133944639
That was a question that confronted me long ago. Is it so wrong to just want your waifu to be happy?

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Is Sake even good? I've never had it.

>>133944785
I've never had it either but it's clear liqour, I doubt it tastes that much different from vodka or paint thinner

>>133944639
Then do exactly what every serious waifufag do? If your waifu didn't end up with MC in the story, then her "ending up" with him is as nonexistent as ending with you. If you still want her to be with him, then you are just a shipper and if you don't love her romantically, then you don't have a waifu to begin with.
Also you should have realized that no one limit their waifu only to source material. People interpret characters differently, use headcanon to fill blanks and nearly always think that they love them back. People interact with their waifu, some even get a tulpa and nothing of it would be possible if you limit yourself only to source material. Even if you only daydream, you still do something that is noncanon.

>>133944690
Kill yourself.

>>133944785
It's just plain liquor, it's disgusting like drinking pure alcohol

>>133945156
who are you to dictate how one should go about expressing the love they have for their waifu?

>>133944785
It tastes very similar to white wine. I had two different brands and didn't care for either.

>>133945156
What if her series is open ended and it's not specified who the guy ends up with? And you can love someone and wish for them to be happy, especially when it's impossible for you to be with them.

Fantasizing about what it would be like to be with her is one thing, but how can you believe that your waifu loves you back? Waifus are not sentient.

>>133944991
>>133945188
These guys have never had sake before.

>>133945156
Where do endings that clearly imply the waifu and her love interest get together in the near future without explicitly showing it or the direct lead-in sit in this logic?

You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favourite female anime or manga character out of a certain series. Oops!

Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example r/anime.

Thanks for reading!

>>133945328
Not him but I believe that because it feels nice. It's not like it can be proven or disproven that she wouldn't feel that way given the chance, after all, I can't exactly just ask her out. So I chose to believe the way that makes me feel happier. Although, she doesn't have a canon love interest in my case.

Is it logical or reasonable? Of course not. But it's not like that matters when you're in love with a 2D girl in the first place.

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What worth is a waifu that can't drink?

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Probably fine would be into fine Wine, but aside from that a lot of tea.

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Yes she does.

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>>133941828
She's a barkeep's daughter, on top of being a tomboy. Noa can drink better than you can. She's been shown to be immune to hangovers and incredibly difficult to get past some degree of tipsy.

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>>133941828
She doesn't because she's not a nigger

I'm touching myself to mai waifu right now.

>>133944991
>>133945188
>>133945270

>Hi. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I'll be happy to misinform you anyway!

Don't listen to these twats. Sake tastes nothing like white wine or vodka. It is most certainly not like pure alcohol (and I've had spirytus rektyfikowany before so I'd know).

I hate wine and beer, but I love sake. That said, people react to it very differently - some love it, some hate it, so their is no guarantee you'll enjoy it. There are also lots of different varieties (dry, sweet, etc.). I prefer mine on the dry side, chilled - although hot is nice as well (hot tastes stronger, more intense, although it's actually not). Try a few different brands and see if you like it, just make sure to get the real deal and not some shitty foreign knock-off.

>>133945984

Oops. That last reply should have been to:
>>133945298

Sorry, other guy.

>>133945270
Oh come on, don't be retarded. I'm not dictating anything. >>133944639 asked about hypothetical problem and I gave him the simplest answear.
If you mean cu[c]kfag, I already said I don't care how he express his love as long as it doesn't affect me. I don't care what he fantasize about, how much he want to get cu[c]ked. The problem is not that he enjoys it, the problem is that he is trying hard to fit in to group that doesn't like him. But that's not all, he derailed countless real waifu threads even though he repeatedly promised he won't do it again. He spams and uses avatar for every single reply even if it's just a single sentence or word if anything, so the image limit is hit sooner = less people can participate. And many more... No one cares what does he do with his pretended "waifu", people just don't want to see his shit in the threads.

>>133945328
>What if her series is open ended and it's not specified who the guy ends up with? And you can love someone and wish for them to be happy, especially when it's impossible for you to be with them.
Then she didn't end up with anyone. Fictional universe literally ends at the end of the fiction. If the story ends then it's impossible for her to be with MC because there is no more events to happen in the story, that's all, but that's really abstract thinking. Anyway, it's not impossible for her to be with you. As I said people don't limit their waifus to source material and nearly always(if not always) think about waifu being together with them.
>Fantasizing about what it would be like to be with her is one thing, but how can you believe that your waifu loves you back? Waifus are not sentient.
I don't know for sure, it just happen, and it happened to every waifufag I know. I have theories, but they are just theories.

>>133945494
It sure feels incredible and keeps me going.

>>133941828
Dagashi juices? I guess.

>>133946144
I love my waifu and simply consider it a form of unrequited love. I don't believe that she loves me back (and don't think that she would love me even if she were real).

>>133946420
And that's fine. As long as you aren't a dick and/or write how much you want to see your waifu being fucked by other people(or talk about any other degeneracy) in waifu threads I can't say anything bad to you.

>>133946144
>I don't care what he fantasize about, how much he want to get cu[c]ked.
How can this happen when I don't have a desire to physically be with her?
>he derailed countless real waifu threads even though he repeatedly promised he won't do it again.
It's shitposters like >>133942557 that derail, not me.
>He spams and uses avatar for every single reply even if it's just a single sentence or word if anything, so the image limit is hit sooner = less people can participate.
Hardly a problem considering how long those threads linger.

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It's not good to drink and drive especially on a motorcycle, so no.

If she did she'd be very careful about how much and how strong the drinks are, who they're from, etc. for very obvious reasons.

>>133941886
Prob smoke some damn fine kush instead.

Also, alcohol bans where generally pretty lax in their implementation historically.

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>>133944070
>counting "lol rum chocolate"

>>133946611
It's you who doesn't fit in so it's you who is responsible for derailment. You should adjust to everyone or fuck off, not the other way around.
You have promised multiple times that you won't reply to shitposting but you still do it.
It's not one shitposter, literally every regular poster hates and don't want to see you here.
>Hardly a problem considering how long those threads linger.
Not everyone can browse 4chan everyday, it's no excuse to spam and waste images.

Kill yourself, you dickhead.

>>133946809
>lies: the post

>>133945984
>>133946088
I was just comparing it to something he might have tasted before. I have only had two different brands so I am by no means a sake expert.

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Sake is kind of like vodka but warm and pretty soothing. It actually feels good going down your throat unlike most other hard liquor that need chasers. Just go to a sushi bar and have it alongside a tuna roll or something, it's super oishii desu

>>133946775
At least he's not counting the "drunk by carbonated drinks" shit

>>133946593
Yeah, honestly I couldn't care less how others interpret this whole "waifu" business.

All I know is that I love my lovely lady, and no matter what others do, that won't change. And that's all that matters. Although I don't post her in any of those silly threads, or anywhere for that matter.

>>133946809
Why are you going after the victim of shitposting as opposed to the shitposters?

>>133946938
Frothy mugs of water.

>>133945763
The drinking scenes/episodes in Patlabor were so damn fun.

I want to watch the series all over again just thinking about it.

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>>133941886
Pretty good waifu choice m8.

Muh waifu only drinks tea.

>>133947205
One does not choose their waifu, anon.

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This thread makes me wish I drank.

>>133947440
Don't do it, it's bad for your health

>>133946956
Maybe someday you will also feel that she loves you back or you will just be satisfied with the way it's now.
In any way, I wish you happiness anon.

>>133946976
Because he is the reason why this shitposting is happening. He is not innocent victim who just get shitposted, he is responsible for lots of shit and some people just can't find any other way to react than to shitpost at him. I'm not saying I'm any better than them, after all I'm also shitposting at him at this moment, however I don't do it this recklessly in real threads.
In contrast to common shitposters, these aren't just people trying to make fuss or derailments. They are just more impulsive ones who express what everyone is thinking. Keep in mind it's him who isn't welcomed in this community.

Last reply, it's bed time.

>>133947440
This thread made me drink.

>>133947440
Then drink?

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>>133941828
No, but I do.

>>133947440
>>133947515 is right. I have all kinds of digestion pains when I drink, which is often. Never Let yourself drink more than once a week if at all so you don't catch the addiction.

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Just tea

>>133947046
Epic trope reference, do you go on reddit too?

>>133947515
I meant it as a, "I wish I had already had something to drink before opening this thread" comment.

>>133947669
Whoops!

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>>133941828
>hey... do you want to become adult with me?
>unzipdick.png
>so let's drink this non alcoholic beer!
>grab mace
>smash Dagashi skull

...
>search for Flat Dagashi for second rate sex... at least she is not autistic enough prioritize junk food over sex

>>133947539
I do believe that you baka nigga.

I just don't see the point of arguing about some random dude for no reason.

>>133945568
>probably MC and female MC(kujo) should start fucking instead ... how old are they? 20? come on!

>>133947881
whats wrong with you

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Maybe. I can imagine her drinking on special occasions.

>>133947669
Alcohol has a few benefits if you drink like just a glass a day or something. No idea if that applies to hard stuff though. I just stick to wine.

bad thread

>>133948091
bad post

>>133948091
worse post

>>133948342
>>133948380
bad replies

>>133945837
She drinks salted coffee.

I'm the baddest post

>>133946938
actually I did
the milky holmes one is oolong tea and the ryo-kyu-bu is some kind of soda
it's fine though it doesn't matter what the cute anime girl drinks as long as she gets drunk

>>133948473
good post

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>>133948091
>>133948342
>>133948380
>>133948422
>>133948473
good waifus