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GuP waifu/girls thread

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GuP waifu/girls thread

Isuzu Hana is mine
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Saemonza is mine
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Erwin the best and is mine
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clarkson is best
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>>133935473
Is Saemonza a lesbian?
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So how much Naomi is in the movie?
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Best girl by far. It's too bad she's tanksexual and would never love me back.
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Claimed.
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Dibs
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>>133936177

Shame she's only in a spinoff manga
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>>133936273
Yah, hopefully someone will wise up and make an h-anime adaptation
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Got mine
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Best boy.
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>>133936318

Its up to Bandai really as they pretty well have total creative control over the property. After some research Actas is just a 100% subsidiary of Bandai Visual it turns out only without the semi autonomy of Sunrise. Maybe we get an OVA. If Gundam Manga can get those now there's no reason not to.
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>tfw I'm the only one who cares about her
Eclair is a good girl.
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spaghetti
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Beautiful and brash, so amazing. Murika stronk.
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>>133937285

>gave up the biggest match of her young life to make up for one of her subordinates doing something technically legal but unsportswomanlike

Kei is the purest conceivable girl
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i like this girl
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Looks like the GuP movie is one the way to beat the Idolmaster movie.
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The one and only
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>>133938474
Russians are for rape
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FUCKING CLAIMED BACK OFF
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Claiming best girl!
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>>133796264
>(translating) this chapter is dildos
Typesetting it is buttplugs.
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>>133939448
>(note: She's using a lot of storytelling-style voice inflexions of difficult translation into English)
(note: She's using a lot of vocal inflections in her storytelling which are difficult to translate)

This shit's 2spoopy4me.
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>>133939673
Good one.
Also, a note for next page
>The resemblance here betwen Saemonza and Kukuro Anrakutei (from Joshiraku) isn’t a coincidence. Mizushima directed both series in 2012. There was a tank in Joshiraku’s OP, and now Saemonza does rakugo.
>Pretty scary rakugo.
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>>133940086
>rakugo
also, not deserving of a note but of a comment here, unless I'm mistaking she's using the traditional rakugo "end of show" line, so I'm changing the simple "thank you" Momo wrote into the full "thank you kindly for your atention" that was used in Joshiraku subs. Maybe there's a better translation, but I'm sticking to that one because Joshiraku.
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>>133940086
Is the idea behind this note that people just won't get the reference? If so, will they not get the reference because it's obscure, or for cultural / localization reasons?
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>>133940711
Obscurity, not all people are interested in anime staff.

Also, the resemblance between Saemonza and best girl was officially said or is just something you faggots are assuming?
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>>133940711
It's because anyone knowing Joshiraku but not knowing the director was also GuP's might wonder why Saemonza is going full rakugo here (complete with pillow and name card).
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>>133940985
They're normally not very similar, but here Saemonza is (just for this one time) being totally a Kukuro clone. In page 2 (wait for it, very slow typesetting) she even gets the same hairdo.
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>>133940985
also shit taste. Best girl is the tank of the OP
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>>133941009
If that's the case then I question whether the note should be included. What you're describing is likely just as true for Japanese audiences as it is for Western audiences. The important thing is that the material is translated in such a way that maintains the integrity of the reference, so that people who can "get it" because they're familiar with the material in question will. The goal of scanlation isn't to create an annotated version of the text, is it?

That's just an uneducated opinion, though. Either way, the text of it looks fine, but I might recommend not going so far into specifics:

>The resemblance here betwen Saemonza and Kukuro Anrakutei (from Joshiraku) isn’t a coincidence. Mizushima directed both series in 2012. There was a tank in Joshiraku’s OP, and now Saemonza does rakugo.
"This is a reference to Kukuro Anrakutei from Joshiraku, Mizushima directed both series."

This way the reader has all the information they need if they want to investigate further, going into the date of publication and other similarities between the two is sort of superfluous.
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>>133937442
>doing something technically legal but unsportswomanlike

You could've just saved yourself a lot of time, space, effort and keystrokes by just typing stream sniping.
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>But I don' want watch camrip.
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>>133941279
It's even referenced by Caesar, that's the reason the note is in this page instead of page one - so the note stays. But I'm going (almost) with your sugestion, which is "less is more"
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>>133939448
>hitahita hitahita
>ひたひた
>2. steadily (advancing); gradually (approaching)
>Onomatopoeic or mimetic word

Step it up, translation engine!
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>>133941953
Oh yeah, she totally lampshades it huh

>T that was scary
"Th-That was scary"
They're two different sounds, and not having the dash is confusing.

>for your atention
"attention"

>I somehow reminds me
"It"
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>>133941983
>engine
So Momo is now an engine? Does he sound ボボボボボ?
Saitaniya is to blame
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>>133941953
>>133941001
>don don don don don don
>どんどん

>1. drumming (noise)
>Onomatopoeic or mimetic word

>2. rapidly; steadily
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>>133942173
Thanks, I totally Momo'd those.
Late at night in the part of the world where I live, and this chapter is driving me nuts, so calling it a day

>>133942154
>>133942213
You Momo'd twice
also yes, she is using onomatopoeias, thank you for noticing
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>>133942273
Goodnight friendo.
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>>133942273
>Momo'd twice

Where's the second one?
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>>133942451
He linked to the wrong post, deleted his post, then linked to the correct one AND to the wrong one again
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>>133941868
>camrip
Better than nothing as a stopgap. Think as it as the M3 while the M4 was being developed; of course you'd want the better one when it's available, but sure you wanted the worse one to be around when it was the only thing available
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>>133941868
also, FUCKING WHERE?
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>>133942539
FML!
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>>133942664
>Think as it as the M3 while the M4 was being developed
>not making me LOATHE it even more
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Claimed
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>>133942968
>loathing the M3
Kuomorimini heavy TD commander, pls
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Film apparently made about 130 million yen on opening weekend which is not bad at all and good enough for tenth place all time first weekends for a late night anime movie. According to a breakdown of late night anime movies:

■ initial rankings

|Initial mobilization|Theater number|cumulative| title

400,235,800 yen 251,811 people 121 Theaters 2.8 billion Love Live The School Idol Movie

400,003,600 yen 271,279 people 129 Theaters 2.08 billion Madoka Rebellion

316,310,450 yen 237,817 people 137 Theaters 1.9 billion K-ON!

198,177,700 yen 161,225 people * 64 Theaters 1.04 billion Ano Hana

171,622,400 yen 117,413 people * 43 Theaters * 560 million Madoka 2

149,876,900 yen * 81,262 people * 39 Theaters * 670 million The Idolmaster

138,563,400 yen * 91,957 people * 43 Theaters * 590 million Madoka 1

136,899,100 yen * 93,614 people 103 Theaters * 850 million Psycho Pass

130,479,900 yen * 73,716 person * 94 Theaters * 740 million Tiger and Bunny The Rising

128,438,980 yen * 84,752 people * 77 Theaters **. * Billion Girls Und Panzer

122,889,700 yen * 84,402 people * 50 Theaters * 550 million Nanoha A's

120,000,000 yen ***, *** people * 80 Theaters **. * one hundred million Yowamushi Pedal

117,803,100 yen * 81,772 people * 38 Theaters * 700 million Macross F Wings of Goodbye

117,654,900 yen * 73,413 person * 70 Theaters * 600 million Tiger and Bunny The Beginning

100,757,700 yen * 69,117 people * 30 Theaters * 500 000 000 Index Miracle of Endymion

* 89,010,100 yen * 60,306 people * 24 Theaters * 850 million Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya
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>>133942701
>>133942664
That's the new CM.
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>>133943366
Yowamushi Pedal has a movie?
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>>133943366
>149,876,900 yen * 81,262 people * 39 Theaters * 670 million The Idolmaster
>130,479,900 yen * 73,716 person * 94 Theaters * 740 million Tiger and Bunny The Rising

The ticket price must be high compare to other movies.
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>>133943398
>CM
excuse my lack of knowledge. What?
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>>133943427

https://youtu.be/9gEDz62g_cM

Yup came out in late August this year. I could have sworn that was a daytime show though.
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>>133943510
CoMmercial
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>>133943445

Either that or they had a lot of repeat viewers. [email protected] in particular should have had a lot of incentive benefits to entice repeat viewers like a new film strip or clear file of a different idol for every weekend.
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>>133943366
Not bad. I wonder what the expenses were like. Projecting from this they probably stand to make around $5M USD just from ticket sales over the next year or two. I wouldn't be too surprised if that covered production costs by itself. Then you add in future disc sales and total merch, plus the bump in disc sales of the series and this has probably been a huge win for the studio.
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>>133943704
>ticket sales over the next year or two
You know what I mean, total ticket sales hah
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>GuP live action
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>>133943704

Well it didn't go overboard on the costs, advertising and theater count like say Anthem of The Heart, Madoka or Love Live the School Idol Movie so it shouldn't have too high a barrier to clear. I'd say the campaign for it was about low-mid tier in terms of costs, like it had a solid ad campaign so you knew it was coming out but not totally up in your grill or anything like that.
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>>133943704
Maybe even enough for a S2?
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I love Mako!
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>>133944192
Remember to keep you're Mako well rested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uthx7x1ALR0&feature=youtu.be
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>>133944192

I love fluffy.
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>>133944422
Erwin, pls
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>>133941868
>>133942664

I don't want camrip too but I also don't want to wait months for movie.
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>>133943934
WHEN?
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>>133943265
That's not why I hate it.
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>>133944937
You don't fool us
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>>133945262
Stop.
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>>133943445
>The Idolmaster
>SCAMCO
You don't say.
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I'll claim this little lady.
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>>133935360
Get your hands off my waifu, OP.
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Mine
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mine
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>>133945010
You fool yourself, apparently.
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Erika a best.
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>>133938030
Subbed camrip when
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>>133941953
>dat ahoge
Can I also claim best girl
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>>133947477
GTFO
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>>133949846
>not having the gif
Hana belongs with me
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>>133950629
based Czechnology
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>>133949175
That's true.
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>>133950216
>Not having the figma
She stay's with me
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>the T28 had 300mm of armor
Wow.
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>>133938474
Not sure if claiming Katyusha or Nonna.
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>>133951115
the gunshield.
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I want to ask Yukari out, in a military uniform of course to cinch it, meet her parents, then whisper to her dad that I'm taking his daughter from her.
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Test
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>>133951562
is this a real poster?
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>>133951480

>implying Stolen Valor would win yukari
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>>133950869

god, the extra faces creep me out too much to ever own one
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>>133945262
Holy shit.
Where did you get this image of best girl?
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>>133951928
Was the T-34 a real tank and not a driving deathtrap?

No
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>>133951928
I'm gonna call that extremely unlikely. It's obviously not professional grade work, just based first on the typography, and second the art. And all of that is even outside the most obvious problem, the divergence in style. Just some fanart.
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>>133950941

For whatever reason the whole tiny little twiggy bodies + huge racks and asses design works in this franchise and i don't know why exactly.
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>>133935360

Can i just have her for a little while so you can ntr her from me OP?
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>>133953285
Fine, but only for the night

Or else I will destroy your laifu
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>>133940985
>best girl
We all know that:
Yellow (true form) > Red > Black > Yellow (normal form) > Mask > Brown > Gradient > shit >>> Green

>>133942179
Beep boop
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>>133951928
It's a fanart from pixiv. Still good.
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>>133951434
Is that anything like a mantlet?
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>>133953506
Fluffy!
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>Girls und Panzer Warns Fans Not to Trespass at Real-Life Golf Course

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2015-11-24/girls-und-panzer-warns-fans-not-to-trespass-at-real-life-golf-course/.95710
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On which tank you playing in warthunder?
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>>133951434
And the sides were Pz IV-tier
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>>133956838
Achilles
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>>133957437
He said tank, not tank destroyer.
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>>133957445
Who said you could reply to me?
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>>133957533
Who said I couldn't?
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>>133957554
Me
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>>133935695
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>>133957724
Literally maybe
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>>133956780
Not really surprising. The last thing any golf course wants is a bunch of retards devastating it by trampling everything.
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>>133958544
>implying golf players aren't retards
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linda is mine
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>>133958577
Much less than a bunch of NEET basement dwelling otakus at any rate.
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>>133960051
Disqualified! Those tanks are not senshado-legal!
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>>133941868
If they've gotten up to this, this is promising.
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>>133957794
>dat erwinface
Also
>implying saki isn't always contemplating the universe
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>>133960510
Yes she always is. But Saemonza is always with one closed eye (because her soulmate is usually asociated with being one eyed, something which /ak/ once proved is just an urban legend nd not factual history but hey, it's Hippo Team, we're talking Winter War here), meaning the few times she opens BOTH eyes she isn't following he character but "being herself" (exception: >>133941953, she's lampshading ANOTHER character). The times she''s "being herself" is, the finale victory parade and... ogling Miho's full frontal nudity. Subtle and blatant at the same time. TL;DR: Literally "maybe", and Saki is literaly Saki.
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>>133960510
>dat erwinface

she's not impressed by what she sees.
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>>133960752
She'd rather ogle Yukari, of course. We all know that. Move on, nothing to see here.
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>>133960748
O maybe the animators simply forgot to close her eye, you fagot are almost as bad as /u/.
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>>133960867
Doubtful. The one who forgot was me, to mention the third time she opens both eyes: OVA 4. It's a running joke, really.

also /u/ would be >>133957724, there's no single frame nor panel in the GuP franchise suggesting that.
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>>133961095
>no single frame

How about all of them? These ships have a girl to guy ratio of like what.. 20:1?

Shlick central over there.
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>>133940086
>There was a tank in Joshiraku’s OP
Always wondered why that was there
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>>133961160
>>>/u/
if anything, what's sugested is a likely Erwin > Yukari crush
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ChouCho's latest single "piece of youth" is now out but the GuP der Film OST is still nowhere to be found.
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Mako Reizei

Not waifuing or anything, but It's a nice sounding name
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>>133961230
This director loves to throw self-reference gags. Shirobako, anyone?
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Camrip when!
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>>133955522
Achillies SPGs were so fucking good.
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Ahh, I want to watch the movie now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsU2_f_X-oY
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Mine
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>>133961846
Never
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>>133962401
What a punch able face!
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>>133936013
She seems like a girl who would fall in love with you through mutual tanksexuality.

Better brush up on your tankknowledge.
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I heard the movie tanked

I bet this will stop the franchise in its tracks

Probably people don't want to shell out big bucks

To those who bought merchandise, I'd suggest you sell them now before it's turret
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>>133935693
WHERE'S MY VIDEO
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>>133963084
>sell them now before it's turret

What?
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I want to dress up as a girl and join the senshadou team.
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>>133959978
Nah, they just have more money.
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>>133959978
Knowing quite a lot of golf players and of otakus, I have to vehemently disagree.
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>>133963252
you could probably get some tips from noriko
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would you shake hands?
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Found this. The cover and poster for Monthly Comic Alive coming out this Friday.
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>>133961846
What if get camrip a week before B/D release?
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>>133964055
*unravels dick*
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>had a dream with Yukari, Ryuko Matoi and Kaley Cuoco last night
I gotta stop sniffing glue.
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>>133963185
Is that the one with yukari finally getting her Rheimetall 120mm L44?
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>>133963084
I already made the tank joke fuck off
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>>133963084
therewasanattempt.png
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>>133949175
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein!
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>>133965075
Und das heisst... Erika!
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>>133965584
Stomp stomp stomp!
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>>133963968
But how would I get past the all the group bathing sessions?
Not that I mind being there but chances of being found out there are pretty big.
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>>133965762
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>>133964055
Just reach for get hand and taze her forearm. This leads to the usual doujin plots etc.
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>>133967495
She's too flat and unappealing, not rape material at all
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>>133967602
A certified fucking fag
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>>133964055
Why would she even do that?
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>>133967707
She wouldn't. Anzu can be a cunt be she's also a bro.
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>>133964116
That are some sadistic girls.
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>>133964116
Who's that rape bait?
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>>133967893
the commander of the university team she apparently skipped a grade of her education if i recall correctly thus explaining her youth. cant remember her name
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>>133967893
>>133968053

Alice Shimada.
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>>133967171
Why is Yukari drooling over R35, it wasn't particularly good tank?
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>>133968218
Looks like some generic chuuni girl
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>>133968291
edgy
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>>133968226
Knowing her, she'd find some way to defend it.
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>>133968226
actually that's a Somua S35.
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>>133968218
She is cute as fuck

Side-tails never fail to win me over.
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>>133968291
What about her is chuuni? And if you say the bear you're a fucking idiot.
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>>133969226
Momo-chan!
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>>133969341
probably her on the victory party after the finals.
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>>133968768
The bear
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>>133968218
Claimed as wife
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>>133969341
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>>133970526
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>>133970935
When will Mr. Snuggles execute his plan for world domination?
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>>133962600
Not nearly as punchable as YOURS!
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>>133970935
What's the deal, with that RX-9 there?
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11/25/15(Wed)11:30:42 No.133959654

I let you her. Me, I'm taking Kaga !
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>>133971414
Best leopon.
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>>133971725
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>>133935360
I'll claim the hottest and spiciest...
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The GuP der Film OST is out.

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=760176
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>>133968226
It was the most representative French interwar tank - that has its own charm on itself. No need to defend its performance.
I mean, she'd droll over the fucking Leichtraktor for its historical signifiance, wouldn't her?
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>>133972150
Downloading
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>>133972150
Thank you!
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>>133972150
Also the opening song
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=760076
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>>133972369
Almost forgot about that. Thanks.
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TL'd one more page...

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We eventually had to mobilize our Type 89 as well, but we were somehow able to drive him away...
Sore sore sore~
I still wonder jut who on earth that suspicious person was...!
We keep telling you that it's a [UMA], an unidentified mysterious animal/cryptid...
At least try to listen to what we say...
And why does everyone always end up repelling the unidentified...

Now that we've come to this, we have propely...
*history buffs*
Conducted an accurate scientific survey!

These are the numerous materials we gathered by pushing with our eyes and ears trough the river called river nearby in walking distance!!
At the river? For what purpose?
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>>133973265
fuck yes history club raburabu

I wanna see Erwin with long hair and a bun
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>>133972150
after reading the spoilers i can almost see what is happening during track 17

i need a camrip for this
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>>133972150
The Sakkijarven polkka track is kinda broken during the 1:29-1:30 mark.
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>>133972150
>Enter Enter MISSIONです!
I'm so happy right now.
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>>133973598
>30. ヴォイテク!
>variation of victory theme
LOADER BEAR STRONK!
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Proofreader anon, or anyone who cares:
I did a dump on /k/'s /ak/ thread, so if you wanna take a look at it, go ahead.

I would dump it here, but I don't have time to, plus I'm on my phone, so I can't really link easily ether.

Happy grammar checking!
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>Swiss Guy is falling for the Play Asia bait

You can trigger some people so easily.
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>>133973898
>>>/k/27970556
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>>133973593
It looks like.
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>shot a Panther in the side
>didn't knock it out
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>>133974153
Who's holding the leashes?
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>>133974299
Miho.
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>>133973898
well done! Just remember to chance the town name to Dacia throughout all parts of ch. 1 before(re)uploading the whole thing in one piece

>>133974032
u wot m8?
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http://vgmdb.net/album/55526

Soon.
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>>133974272
>direct hit upon multi-layered roadwheels that (in)famously acted as extra armor
>some wotkid still thinks it would have penetrated
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>>133974613
Yeah, I was wrong about where it hit, sorry. The StuG hits and penetrates a Panther's side later anyway, so I'm just stupid.
Although I'm pretty sure a Jagdtiger couldn't climb a hill like that.
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mine
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>>133974864

Mine.
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>>133974508
>u wot m8?

You know that they don't release the game outside of Asia because the games sold like shit outside of Japan (and even the Japan sales are quite low).

You got triggered by the SJW meme. And then you ordered it on PA like the most expensive website for imports.
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What is boys sport?

Submarines?
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>>133975249
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>>133975297
That seems even more dangerous. What if they crash?
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>>133975326
Then they get seventy two virgins in heaven
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>>133973265
Does Oryou have her hair up?
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>>133975572
yes. She always wears it in a little ponytail though
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>>133975823
Ya but it's not usually UP like that. I'm pretty into it. It's up super far in that last panel.
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>>133975008
>Ah yes, that one guy who's so butthurt about me that he lurks my twitter in order to complain about me on /a/
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>>133975823
>>133975929
History buffs wearing a yukata with a traditional hairdo? Stop the presses!
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>>133975936
Not to mention the use of "trIggered" and "SJW" in the same line.
I mean, Reddit is that way >>>
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The drama about that Play Asia comment is sure delicious.

But sadly its working when people like Swiss Guy are buying that game "to prove" a point.
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>>133976121
Fuck off.
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>>133976235
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>>133974032
What happened?
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Best waifu.
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>>133972150
Thank you based Anon. Now i have music to torture myself with while i wait for the film...
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>>133973265

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For a [Kappa]!!
This is totally the kind of pattern where they themselves get mistaken for a Kappa and renew the legend...
Wild...

Accoring to/just like the legend, fieldwork to search for traces of currently living Kappa was truly a difficult task...!
Found anything over there?
Negativ!
Here too!

Maybe we really have to embark for it's home location the Touhoku region...
... Hm?
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>>133977376
Fixed page 2
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>>133977437
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>>133977478
Live from now on
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>>133977423
I had to look up what a Kappa is.
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>>133977561
How did you not know?
I thought that was common animu knowledge.
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>>133977523
>>133977561
I forgot to mention that the note deliberately includes excess data and date (no typo) but it's cut merfifully short for Hippo Team standards
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>>133977423

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That's a [Tsuchinoko]~!!!
What's that again?
A and then? What happened!?

Well anyway...

We're looking for a Kappa right now!
Let's go, let's go
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>>133977714
So I'm a fucking pleb then, damn. Hey, I just know English.
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>>133977523
>go to "enjoy a ghost story meeting".
should be 'go to the "enjoy a ghost story meeting."'

>he next one should go easy on you
"The next one should be easy on you"
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>>133977849
Worry not - you know a GOOD English
WHile we're at that
>UFO is an initialism, not a regular abbreviation, meaning it's not pronounced as a word. If you pronounced it as "oo-foh" then you'd want to use "an," but as it's pretty universally pronounced "yuu-eff-oh" with a hard Y, you want "a UFO."
Not in most places where English isn't the primary language, in those "Ufo" is a word, not an initialism.
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>>133971414
>>133971725
>>133971866
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>>133974272
Kruppsteel armor that was folded 1000 times and sprinkled with the ashes of Jewish communists.
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>>133977817

Page 17:


Ho~ld on!! Money award!! Catch it alive!!!
Prize money!!

We aren't history buffs for the sake of money/wealth and fame!
You're unexpectedly annoying/bothersome!

This sure was anything but an accurate survey... (not sure)
Well, we also have reports on other things, like Tengu or Ittan-momen
Let me get them!
__________________________
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Also back in this one:
>>133977437

>hand print
This is a ridiculous note that I probably shouldn't even bring up but I'm going to anyway: This should probably be one word, "handprint" Really both are fine, though.

>grabbed
It looks like the kana below ths isn't completely erased?

>Things like this... Tends to happen, right...
"Tends" should at least be changed to "Tend"
Plural things tend to happen. A singular thing tends to happen.

>Saemonza's ghost stories are a masterpiece as always.
This is probably fine, but "ghost stories" is plural and "a masterpiece" is singular. A really simple solution would be "Saemonza's ghost stories are masterful as always."

>a certain one
Should be "a certain someone"

>>133978001
>Not in most places where English isn't the primary language, in those "Ufo" is a word, not an initialism.
Really? That's interesting. Actually now that you mention it I remember there was a whole bit about the pronunciation of the word "UFO" in Hibike! Euphonium.
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>>133978201
The >muh German steel∫ defense doesn't work when the attacker is a German gun, Anon
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>>133978261

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It...

It appeaaared/came ouuuuut!!
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>>133978305
does it ever work?
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>>133978364
Yes, when the attacker is a Sherman firing anything other than HVAP. You asked.
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>>133978461
Shermans didn't use HVAP, it was only given to American TDs like the M10 or the M36.
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>>133978288
I've never, ever, heard "Ufo" pronounced as "U, F, O"
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>>133978461
Shermans could pierce Panther side armor anyway.
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>>133978519
Where are you from and what's your primary language?
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>>133978514
To be fair, they had an average of one round per month per tank, according to some sources
I'm ignoring the sources that say they got more in the name of making the joke
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>>133978345

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Ah

... Ah?

Ah!

Uhhhm, th the ghost story meeting...
Nekonyaa-san!?
I heard it was open to all... So I hurried here, but it started to rain midway trough...

Is the ghost story meeting... Going well... I guess? Sisi since there's something I want to tell too...
Huh? O-i
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>>133978554
What's the joke? Kruppsteel was superior to all others.
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>>133978539
Unless they hit the fucking tracks
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>>133978600
Why didn't the Germans just cover the whole tank in tracks?
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>>133978666
Panther crews actually did do that
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>>133978715
Superior German thinking.
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>>133978666

Shit's heavy if you put loads on the vehicle and most tanks' suspensions were already quite strained.
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>>133968226
The tank itself wan't bad but ti never had the chance to shine
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>>133978750
More like "our tank's side armor is dangerously thin and we need some kind of stopgap now so the Ruskies don't blow us the fuck up"
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>>133978574

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And with this Nekonyaa-san's ghost story started, but...

You see, there was a ghost behind you, but...!
Ah, wrong. Before that was, uhm... Ah right, well...

Uhm, well, you see...
We're sorry, but you narration is hopelessly bad
Not even I'm scared...

Eei! I can't watch this any longer!!
Nekonyaa-dono!!
Y yess!?

The face for the climax, goes like this!!
L like this?
Kya~
End

The eye is important, probably!
__________________________

done at last
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>>133978666
Because they were busy designing a fighter made out of black box material
>>
To the Anon who posted the link to the OST (including the Boko theme): Damn you. Now I got my neurones melting through my ears all over my jacket.
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>>133978998
Clever Krauts.
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>>133978519
>>133978001
So after pouring through online dictionary resources and etymology stuff, as well as consulting some of my peers I've come to the following conclusions:

1. The word UFO, pronounced "yuu-eff-oh" is completely dominant in continental US English.
2. I see entries in English for a word "ufo" pronounced "yuu-foh," with a hard Y sound.
3. I don't know anything about what's more common in British English.
4. It doesn't really matter, because both start with a hard Y sound, which means they should always be with "a," as in either "a UFO" or "a ufo," never "an ufo."
5. "ufo" pronounced "oo-foh" appears to be a word in some other languages, but not English.
6. I've also seen some reports that UFO was actually originally an abbreviation, not an initialism, and that that is probably why it came to be "ufo" when taken as a loanword by other languages. But even in all those reports it is pronounced "yuu-foh" with a hard Y, not "oo-foh."

So the conclusion is that it should be "a," not "an." Whether you're using "UFO" pronounced "yuu-eff-oh" (the currently common US English form), or if you're using "UFO" pronounced "yuu-foh," possibly the original form in the US despite being archaic now.
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>that second track on the movie soundtrack
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>>133978715
>those fucking tank binoculars

"Look Hans! I look like a snail!"
"Are those americans coming up the ridge?"
"Hans you're not looking"
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>>133978867
But Yukari said Panther is best medium tank.

>>133979497
lol
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>>133979824
Every tank has some part that sucks. What Yukari tells us is to not look ONLY at those parts, or else NO tank would look good.
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>>133979948
>Every tank has some part that sucks
Bullshit
There must be ONE perfect tank out there, right?
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>>133978288
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>>133980142
>Anonymous
"Gangsta Cromwell"

Looks good.
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>>133980095
>AND QUIT STARIN' AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL' EYES
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>>133980095
Galax, Yukari is Japanese. In Japanese culture they're quite big in the "find some flaw in a piece or artiistic craft and call it beautiful PRECISELY for not being perfect". You can bet our collective asses she WOULD find something BAD to say about ANY tank, if only to be able to say she loves that tank precisely because of it.

To date, anyone eho has dared Yukari to a "say X about thank Y" contest in an /ak/ thread has been soundly defeated, o course.


Also,
>>133980142
>>133980229
Was posting in another thread and forgot to replace my name. I only namefag in /ak/ threads
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>>133980311
I only just started namefagging in /ak/ and I keep forgetting to take my damn name off in other threads ;_;
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>>133980229
Took me a second or two. Good joke.
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>>133980311
>Ayumi Sangou
who dis
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>>133980311
>dared Yukari to a "say X about thank Y" contest
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>>133980426
Ops.
*Yamagō
Should I add a note that Japanese monologue performers traditionally show their names to teh public, or is that easy to get from context? I think so.
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>>133980473
Anyone got the cap of Yukari defending teh Valiant?
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>>133980513
Ahh. It's chill. I still don't know the freshmen by name. Except for the important one.
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>>133980600
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>>133980637
>133980600

For the record, who do you consider the "important" one(s)?
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>>133980737
Saki. She's the only one who thought to jump out last. Plus, look at that landing.

Not to mention she's a total space case, like myself.
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>>133980640
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>>133980830
>Italian tanks are more mobile than any others
I-Is that so they can run away easier?
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>>133980095
Thanks for the stream on Saturday!
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>>133980941
Hope you enjoyed it
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>>133980802
What about Karina?
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>>133980896
You got the joke wrong, Anon. You should have mentioned the several reverse speeds, so any Italyfag could have told you that "well, unlike you faggots, we like to be able to go backwards slower than a full rout. Maybe if you had them in your tanks, you wouldn't have had to leave them all at Durnkirk" or something like that. Then someone would have mentioned Bir el Gubi and we would have laughed at the Brits. (Unless you ARE Brit, then you would have angrily posted that it never happened - even if it did). Then someone would have posted the casualties reports from Wikipedia of the Austrian-Italian WW1 front (carefuly leaving out the last one) saying "LOL Italy sucks", followed by someone posting the cap of the final Austrian defeat alongside a "LOL Austria, managed to lose to Italy!" line. Then someone would have posted the pic of Anchovy and her gang on horseback, and Anon would have joked about Pepperoni TKing her horse. See what you did? You just wasted a perfectly good thread like clockwork - sure than mentioning Smug-chan. I hope you're happy.
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>>133981189
lol italy sux
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>>133981276
Too late, Anon. Thread already ruined.
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>>133981189
>carefuly leaving out the last one
Why include something irrelevant? By October 1918 Austria had lost most of its army fighting the Russians and Serbs. Italy's actions accounted to nothing in its defeat, so the joke is that Italy is meaningless and incompetent (being unable to achieve a victory against a distracted Austria until the war is literally over and the Habsburg empire is dissolving).

But sorry for whatever I did.
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>>133981402
>damage control
LOL Austria
also too late
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>>133981442
How is it damage control if Austria lost?
Or are we doing that joke thing? I am supposed to post a pic making fun of Italy now?
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>>133981496
LOL just meme it up
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>>133981189
You forget
>Anon asks about Italian victories
>ItalyAnon posts Italian merchant navy ferrying basically everything it was tasked to ferry while Italian war navy gets pyrric victory of allowing it to o so at great cost in ships and lives
>Anon asks for citations as if this was WIkipedia
>ItalyAnon posts official Regia Marina website data
>Anon claims data is not backed
>USAnon asks "So the official US Marines website is also not backed"?
It has happened exactly that way in at least three threads
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>>133981496
We all know the only undefeated army in European history is Andorra's
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>Maho knew the Hetzer was still operational somewhere to her rear when she began her assault
>Jagd-chan must have reported when she was re-immobilized, and clearly saw the Hetzer advancing towards the front
>Despite being well aware of the tank destroyer at her back, Maho failed to assign a single tank as rearguard or take any other precaution against it

>Nishizumi School "tactics"
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Sauerkraut eating surrender monkeys
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>>133981029
She is pretty much just genki Saki, so yeah she's alright.
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>>133981578
What is any of that supposed to mean?
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>>133981630
Someone post the Emu War one
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>>133981623
That battle never even happened. The Ottomans had no record of coming across the supposed battlefield, which is something you'd think they'd trumpet about.
It's a story that was invented by an Austrian republican in the 1830s in an attempt to discredit the monarchy. Even wikipedia corrected accounts for that.
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>>133981630
The French losing is a meme. May as well believe this one >>133981623 or that the US won their revolution on their own.

France is the most militarily successful nation in Europe, historically speaking.
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>>133981651
In case you're not trolling (for the answer seems obvious), >>133981189 is a list of Italian memes that happen in most /ak/ threads, and >>133981578 lists a discussion that happened at least three times with basicaly the same posts back when the Anzio OVA (so it can qualify almost as Italian pasta, pun not intended but welcome)
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>>133981736
Actually, that should be (laugh with me) Italy, if we count ancient history times
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>>133981578
>USMC website
>reputable
Yeah they're devil dogs named by the Germans lol

>>133981770
We both know Italy wasn't a nation in ancient history. The accomplishments of Rome don't count for all of them when Rome was occupying them.
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>>133981770
>(laugh with me) Italy,
Me samefaging to make clear that this isn't an "ITALY STRONK" post but a "sic transit gloria mundi" one.
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>>133981770

we don't count ancient history.
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>>133981741
They're not memes if Italy's war record is really that bad. Being able to sneak some merchants ships through so their troops can surrender in North Africa doesn't really sound like a great victory.

How many stand-up fights did the Italian navy win against the Royal Navy?
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>>133981736
You know, now that I think about it, Germany is probably the worst place geographically to fight a war from. England and France to the east, Russia/USSR to the east, and three different land invasion routes.
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>>133981892
*England/France to the west, not east.
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>>133981892
Yeah they're pretty fucked. No wonder Bismarck tried to unfuck them by telling everyone "don't go to war east and west at the same time." Too bad Wilhelm ignored him and Hitler was Austrian.
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>>133981889
>doesn't really sound like a great victory
for you
>>133981889
>How many stand-up fights did the Italian navy win against the Royal Navy?
Your definition of "win" is wrong. You "win" if you manage your objective and the other guy doesn't his. So, short answer, all of them. Because they got ALL their convoys through, and teh RN stopped NONE of them. Sucks to be you, britfag.
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>>133981987
>britfag
Don't be so defensive, Italyfag. It's cool all their convoys got through (even though they didn't).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Duisburg_Convoy

So what stand-up fights did the Italian navy win?
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>>133981987
Did the Regia Marina really claim no convoys were sunk? Google brings up multiple mentions of lost convoys.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Tarigo_Convoy
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>>133981736
>France is the most militarily successful nation in Europe, historically speaking.
Historically speaking, England is the most successful nation. Mostly because nations are a very modern thing and England had more success since nations appeared.

The King of France was not France. The Holy Roman Emperor was not Germany. The King of England was not England.

Take the Hundred Years War. Was it a war between the nation of France and the nation of England? No.

It was a war between two French noble houses.
One, descended from the daughter of the King of France. And the other descended from his younger brother.

It just happened that among the titles of one of them, there was King of England, But he also had French noble titles. Both sides had French and non-French allies.
And in the end, whoever had the Duke of Burgundy on his side had the advantage.

By the time of William the Conqueror, the King of France only ruled the region surrounding Paris. Among his vassals, the Count of Flanders was richer and likely stronger than he was. So was the Count of Toulouse. And the Count of Blois. And the Count of Barcelona, that was more or less independent. The Duke of Normandy and the Count of Anjou were about as strong as the King of France. The Duke of Aquitaine was the strongest man in France.
Would you say "France" was strong at the time?

The Holy Roman Emperor usually was too busy fighting the Pope and his vassals to do anything else. Was the Holy Roman Empire strong or weak?
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>>133982211
You might be right, I was paraphrasing a military historian.
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>>133982062
OK. So all but one. That's like saying Italy won in North Africa because they won ONE battle at Bir el Gubi. STill sucks to be you, RN. You managed to basicaly lose your battle vs Italy - and that's saying a LOT
inb4 "Regia Marina lost lots of ships", google Pyrrhic victory
inb4 "Royal Navy won the war", we all know that, so did Rome vs Pyrrhus - after losing all battles
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>>133982170
Now serious and without trolling, RM doesn't claim no loses (in fact, they were *staggering* in termns of lives), but they claim a rate of "material/troops tasked to ferry / material/troops actually delivered" over 90% - which is impressive taking into account that Italian armed forces basically sucked.
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>>133982211
>Historically speaking, England is the most successful nation.
Spain could say differently. THEIR Empire was even bigger, and lasted about half a century longer
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>>133982263
>So all but one
But it was many more than one.

>managed to basicaly lose your battle vs Italy
Which specific battles did the RN lose?

Not even British, but curious why you're so defensive of Italy.

>>133981987
>Because they got ALL their convoys through
well I guess that was bullshit
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>>133982451
see
>>133982339

>Not even British, but curious why you're so defensive of Italy.
Love for the underdog. It's so much the military laughingstock of Europe, that even the FEW things they did right are usually overlooked.
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>>133982398
Charles V was strong. The strongest European monarch of his time. But was he the Spanish nation?

At the time, Spain was Castille and Aragon. They were not united. Charles V also had most of Italy, Austria, the Netherlands, Belgium and he was the Holy Roman Emperor. His younger brother was the King of Bohemia and Hungary.
Netherlands didn't belong to Spain. It belonged to the Duke of Burgundy, that happened to also be King of Spain, Holy Roman Emperor, Arch Duke of Austria and so on.
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>>133982339
>they claim a rate of "material/troops tasked to ferry / material/troops actually delivered" over 90%
Sounds like it's made up when you look at the number of ships they lost. Around 700 out of 1000 were lost, so that 90% just isn't plausible.

http://regiamarina.net/detail_text_with_list.asp?nid=53&lid=1

Can you back your claim up?
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>>133982522
>At the time, Spain was Castille and Aragon. They were not united
Actually, by the time of Charles I (of SPain, and V of Germany), Spain was united since a couple kings ago.
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>>133982513
From the looks of Italian records >>133982579 they didn't do it right. And you again avoided my question after being caught in a lie.

Find something they actually did right and tell me about it. It definitely wasn't anything naval. Didn't they have a hot fighter plane?
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>come to /ak/, learn old history
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>>133982579
The very website you quote - in fact the very page
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>>133982667
It doesn't say the thing you said it does.
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>>133982626
No.
Isabella was Queen of Castille. Her Husband was King of Aragon.
Joanna the Mad (mother of Charles V), was the heir of both. Which, in practice meant that Charles V would actually be the heir.

The King of Aragon disliked the Habsburgs and tried to have a son until the end of his life. That would mean Charles V would be the King of Castille, but not Aragon.


And IIRC, he had different ways of dealing with the nobles of Castille and the nobles of Aragon. Each had its own rules.
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>>133982667
>>133982723
>out of 4,199,375 tons of goods embarked, only 449,225 tons failed to reach their destination, i.e. about 10.5%.
>The number of embarked soldiers was 1,266,172, and 23,443 were lost at sea, i.e. 2%:
>>133982641
>caught in a lie.
Choose one
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>>133982641

They had the MC.205 and similar aircraft by other manufacturers. They were already good (fast, good rate of climb, good diving characteristics, balance between vertical and horizontal agility, cannon-based armament) and if the Germans hadn't withheld better engines from the spaghettis a version superior to contemporary Me109s could have been built.

Now if you want to laugh look at shitty italian jets.
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>>133982787
>>caught in a lie.
>Choose one

>>133981987
>Because they got ALL their convoys through
^I chose this one, remember?
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>>133982787
That is an impressive number of POWs to ship to North Africa.

I wonder how many more they could have sent if their merchant marine hadn't been blown away by the Royal Navy.
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>>133982778
I politely remind you I'm from Spain. I've studied that. Isabella was Queen of Castille and Aragon, and Fernando was King of Aragon and Castille since teh day of their marriage - added to their heir being king of both. They even had a motto about that, one that rymes in Spanish, which an be translated as "Same power, same power, for Isabelle and Fernando". In fact, there was a whle civil war before they managed to get their nobles in line and accept it - but they did before they died.
As for teh own rules, know what? even TODAY we have different rules.
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>>133982944
Well, why did Ferdinand marry Germaine of Foix?
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>>133982803
I read the Folgore was supposed to be pretty good.
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>>133982877
The thing I claimed "serious and without trolling" was the 90% material/troops shipped thing. The rest was admitedly trolling another Anon. You should have realizwed for the difference in tone betwen the different posts, and for the line "now serious.
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>>133983028
Because politics, of course. He wanted to expand into mainland Europe. You seem savvy enough. Spaniard, or Spainfag?.
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>>133982944
>starts talking his nationality unasked
"I politely etc"
>teh

Christ, shut up already.
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>>133983152
Not Spanish.

But wait, I thought he disliked Charles V?
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>>133983086
>i was trolling
ok :)
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>>133978554
It was not much more than that.
10 rounds per gun in October 44, 12 rounds per gun for November.
I don't think there are good numbers for December 44 and January 45. Probably it was still officially 12 rpg in each of those two months but due to the German offensives in those months weird stuff happened such as stocks being flown from England to forward units.
So some units in contact got huge windfalls of 76mm and 3" HVAP that may not have been properly accounted for. Some other units might have received nothing.
By March though there were starting to be adequate amounts of the HVAP loaded on the 3" cases, but this was due to the wholesale replacement of the M10 with the M36 and disbanding of large numbers of the 3" towed gun battalions.
HVAP loaded on the 76mm case remained short because the numbers of Hellcats and 76(W) Shermans were constantly increasing in the same time frame.
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>>133983202
Yes he did, or so I was told. He was basically forced to yield the government to his son-in-law Philip, which was the one he really hated. He had actually loved his first wife, and he was quite butthurt (hey, even Kings can get so) when teh very same treaty he had signed for his wedding was used to try and take the power away from him. Actually, all that yielded YET another civil war in Spain (yep, they had a civil war when they got the thorne and another one when they left it). But by the end of Charles' reign, he had got an unified country. There was no more talk of separation, not until the XIX Century.

But the REALLY big Empire was the one of his son, Phillip II, who also got Portugal (meaning he had ALL of America, the coast of Africa, and SE of Asia). And that one REALLY was never unified - it got separated one or two Kings later (memory fuzzy here, and I always get the Phillips III and IV wrong). So you see, next time you argue against Spanish History use Phllip II and nobody will have an argument against you.
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>>133983432
I was also familiar with those sources, I specifically stated I was following the often-quoted "1 per tank per month" to go with the joke.
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>>133983720
But by the beginning of his reign, Charles didn't get an unified Spain.
If Ferdinand had a son, Charles would only be King of Castille, Duke of Burgundy, Archduke of Austria and Holy Roman Emperor. At least until he somehow found a way to kill his uncle and get Aragon.
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>>133982803
oh my god cute lewd miho, just blow my fucking brains out
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>>133983432
>So some units in contact got huge windfalls of 76mm and 3" HVAP that may not have been properly accounted for. Some other units might have received nothing.
TL;DR: You couldn't actually COUNT with having them handy (something the worst kind of Shermanfags, the ones who are worse than Wheraboos, don't seem to understand. The rest of Shermanfags need not to be offended).
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>>133983939
>Shermanfags
>Wehraboos
I just realized I don't think I ever really see T-34fags here.
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>>133983860
Uh... actually the lack of heir meant he DID get an unified Spain by the begining (he was made King of teh Spains one year *after* the death of Ferdinand). The revolts that almost costed him Castille (not Aragon) took part in the middle of his reign.
>If Ferdinand had a son,...
Good point. That was what Ferdinand intended, out of spite (the whole "forced yo yield to the heir-apparent, now that he isn't King-consort anymore" thing. But he didn't. And at the end, Charles forced *Castille* to remain in Spain through force of *Aragon*'s arms. How ionic is that?

/ak/: Learh history thanks to Hippo team
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>>133984153
I'm one, kind of. Not in a derogatory sense, I'm very aware of the vehicle's limitations.
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>>133984153
Because the shermanfags and wehraboos are quite vocal and Slavfags get accused of being WoTkids, which is worse than having one's tankfu talked shit about
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>>133984212
>ionic
Ironic proof that I should go to bed. Bye, /ak/
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>>133984225
Well that's no fun. Can't you be blindly jingoistic and antagonistic over the obvious superiority of the vehicle you like?

>>133984262
>shermanfags
Why isn't it "ameriboo"?
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>>133984296
>Why isn't it "ameriboo"?
Because Shermanfags get to the point of talking shit about all othe US materiel
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>>133984296
Oh, sorry. ahem

Glorious Red steel! Send evil invaders out from motherland and best in world!
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>>133984332
That's unique. I don't think I've really seen that here before and I've been lurking these threads for about a year. Must be before my time.
For my part I like variants of the Sherman, but I also like a selection of other US vehicles.

>>133984355
That's more like it, commie.
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Does anyone have a translation for the OST's track names yet?
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>>133984332
>>133984296
I hapen to have this handy
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>>133981630
Reminder that modern Germany since it formation lost more big wars than France.
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>>133984437
>some greasy anon RPing as Yukari
gross
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>>133984422
I remember a thread where an Anon argued the Sherman (who as we know, was a very standard medium that broke no major new ground, his strength being PRECISELY his "standard-ness" and ease of manufacture) was more of an MBT precursor than the Pershing (which actually become the first American MBT when i t ot a better engine, the M26E2 was simply renamed M46)
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>>133984571
>when i t ot
*when it got
Cut-and-paste mistake while editting the post, sorry
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>>133984571
>>133984595
It's cool, I understood the meaning. That's pretty funny. Is the archive still shit or can we find that?