REALLY?! ANOTHER JAPANESE TRUCK?!

Why are you surprised? Japanese trucks are like Demonbane, there's an infinite number of them.

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>>133924768
fuck your truck, buddy!

What's the deadliest : a cold or a truck?

>>133924899
A truck with a cold.

>>133924899
A truckdriver with a cold. He dies at the wheel and then his truck causes civilian deaths effectively maximizing the kill count.

>>133924899
truck kills your characters, while the cold kills the mangaka/seiyuu/animator. Which do you think?

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>>133924768
The result of a japanese truck's failure.

>>133924899
Most people don't know this. But those trucks are always in a hurry, because they are on their way to deliver cold medicine to the hospitals. But the police will arrest the driver shortly after they have run over a person. And the cold medicine will never make it to the hospital.

>>133924950
>waifuing a bird

Tesla please.

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>>133924959
Hey. The bird is a bombshell now.

>>133924985
Is it wrong that Eurobeat started playing in my head?

>>133924992
IT'S
A
FUCKING
BIRD

REINCARNATED INTO A CUTE GIRL

Still a bird

>>133925048
>pigeon you were my bro you were always there where I needed you, you the best friend a man could have
Different universe later
>let me stick my dick you

>>133925048
Hey. You'd still tap it. I know you would.

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>>133924899

>>133925087
Pretty sure it was still female and was.

>>133924872
Can Demonbane defeat a japanese truck?

>>133925088
Hey, my morals are easily corruptible as a loli in hentai, but the MC is different, he's supposed to be something to aspire to.

>>133925048
Nigga a bird is fine too.

>>133925089
One of those numbers includes seiyuus... THE RISK IS TOO HIGH!

>>133924872
Even so, how could

A) A pedestrian crossing the lane not bother to check both sides

B) The driver not seeing said pedestrian crossing the lane nor be remotely careful while nearing the lane

>>133925140
Crossing the street is the same as taking a shit, do you bother to check the toilet for sharks before taking a shit?

>>133925109
Come on who wouldn't tap it? The mc deserves it besides you don't know what your previous life was

>>133924899
a cold truck

>>133925140
Japanese trucks are completely silent and use a military grade urban camouflage. They are almost undetectable by naked eye and radars alike.

>>133925195
Can ISIS stop that power?

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>>133925168

>>133925168
But it's still crossing the street, the natural habitat of Japanese trucks

You can never be too sure

>>133925168
I would check the water if I was shitting on a shark tank.

there needs to be a series where a truck rams into a pedestrian and the driver plus truck get fucked, but the pedestrian just shrugs it off

>>133925278
Why the fuck would you shit on a shark tank?

>>133925089
I always thought the Japanese died from colds because they overworked and were worn down 100% of the time. I understand Egypt is a cesspool of disease, but what's up with Mexico?

>>133925168
No but I check to see if there's piss all over the seat.

>>133925298
Why would you cross a japanese street while the light is green?

>>133925298
Sometimes you gotta show those sharks who's boss.

>>133925168
Sharks? That's stupid. I check it for pigs.

What else commonly kills elevens in Chinese cartoons? There's overwork I guess.

>>133925326
Trucks, colds and overwork. Bus accidents, suicides and childbirth are up there as well.

what happens if you try to shit in a shark tank and you have hemorrhoids? wouldn't it attract them?

>>133925322
Pornaleff pls

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>>133924768
SEEEEEEOOOOOOO

>>133925307
>not sitting on the ceramics

What a little girl.

>>133925168
No, because you fucking suck at metaphors. Continue to blindly wander into traffic, I'm sure everyone will stop for you.

>>133925369
What happens if you try to shit in a truck tank?

>>133925429
Don't worry about me, I live in a safe city where car accidents only happen to the elderly.

>>133925410
is she dead?

>>133925443
You fuck up the engine.

>>133925428
Poo in the loo, sanjay.

I'm a Japanese truck AMA.

>>133925312
I don't know how Japan works, but no matter what the first priority is always not crashing your vehicle into someone

>>133925298
Leave people and their fetishes alone.

>>133925505
Kind of hard to stop the veichle going at 100km/h when you notice someone distracted 5m ahead of you.

>>133925464
Yeah, but she gets replaced with a big boobed clone so it's alright.

>>133925503
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>>133925532
>100 km/h
Are you even authorized to go that fast inside most cities?

>>133925503
Why do you drive down narrow residential streets at highway speeds?

>>133925536
oh good

>>133925551
Gotta go fast to deliver those boxes.

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>>133925532
In what part of Japan is it legal to go 100km/h in the city?

In what part of the world is it legal to go 100km/h in the city?


Do you even have a driver license you idiot?

>>133925589
>In what part of the world is it legal to go 100km/h in the city?
When I was in africa, I used to drive at that speed in urban areas.

>>133925532
I'm pretty sure that pedestrian lanes are at intersections or short roads, where vehicles have supposed to be at least slow enough and have the time to brake

>>133925547
Call me ジャパニストラック.

Should we unleash the power of the trucks on ISIS?

>>133925646
What'll happen with ISIS-chan though?

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>>133925410
OOOOKAAAAADAAAAAAAA

>>133925682
Obliterated. Trucks are too powerful.

>>133925762
But she just wanted to eat melons ;_;

>>133925607
we are talking about cities not jungles

>>133925948
Cities are "Concrete Jungles" and trucks are the big cats residing in them, the top of the food chain if you will.

>>133925299

>but what's up with Mexico?

It's not much better in Mexico, buddy. But yes, the rest of your post is correct. And I also want to add that they don't let themselves get bedrest. They put on a surgical mask and go to work anyway. Not getting enough sleep/rest when you have any illness will fuck your life up ffam

>>133925140
>The driver not seeing said pedestrian crossing the lane nor be remotely careful while nearing the lane
You say that like a human is commanding the truck. The Japanese Truck or Carrum Japonica is a ambush predator that uses it's surroundings and the lack of awareness it's prey has to strike fast with a high mortality rate.

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They also steal your shoes.

I bet they are going to take over the world next.

>>133925551
No, even less if you're driving a truck.

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For the next Halloween im going to dress like a Japanese truck and run around the party crashing into cute girls.

Because if there's one thing manga has shown me, is that no mater if the girl is single, or has a boyfriend. The Japanese truck gets her in the end.

>>133924891
is she saving her husbando?

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>scored a sweet hat thanks to the japanese truck
Thank you japanese truck-sama

>>133930961
Pretty much

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Do Japanese Trucks have a moral compass, or do they kill indiscriminately?

>>133924950
The truck didn't fail though, it sent three people to other worlds. The MC here was already on the list for a different type of other world summoning.

>>133925087
She was a cockatiel. Fun facts if you don't know them about cockatiels. One they mate for life and two they have a tendency to consider their human owner their mate.

>>133931610
Japanese trucks do not care who or what they kill. There is no logic or pattern. All they strive for is to sate their endless bloodlust by taking to lives of more and more unsuspecting victims.

>>133931067
Source?

>>133932129
Instant bullet

>>133932735
SHINPACHI

>>133932751
My fucking sides.

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Runner-up to Japanese trucks, Japanese cars.

hayai

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>>133933084
Are Japanese trucks one of the many grand evils alongside the rich fat old men and the Japanese cold?

>>133924768
What manga is this?

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>>133925458
I dont think so

Things i have found out while reading manga

>bald, fat, old guys are sex gods who can turn a loving girlfriend in to a whore
>the cold is the biggest killer in japan
>and the truck is a close second
>all japs make a pact with a girl when they are younger to mary
>10/1 girl/boy ratio in japan
>japanese girls are sexualy active at age 6
>also they have the mind of a woman of 30
>all japanese people look like caucasians

did i forget anything?

>>133933437
>>133933467
Nice.

>>133933396
Punching someone all the time is not physical violence.

>>133933561
The truck obviously framed him, there's no way a regular Human would have any sort of control over that mechanical monstrosity.

>>133933396
>Every boy has a childhood friend who will never win
>Transfer students are very attracted to the guy who sits in the back of the classroom next to the window
>The probability of entering a relationship is inversely proportional to the number of prospective partners
>It can't be helped

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Fear the truck

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>>133924985
Can I get some context for this scene so I dont have to read what seems to be a shit 13 chapters?

>>133934732
a slut gets out of the way early in the story so the MC can impregnate someone else and then die

>>133934732
It's Seo, that's all the context you need.

Kacchan also got truckd

>All of these trucks look exactly the same

It's one vehicle, He's a maniac. Puts only a slightly different costume each time and commits these murders. He must be stopped.

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>>133924768
What if the truck actually backed up after hitting?

>>133935387
Fear the truck. Stronger than a demon lord