How is he so good at being a hit-man if literally ever person

>>133917228
>everyone knows about him
>still unstoppable

looks like you answered your own question

>>133917272
>dozens of police girls and secret agents have slept with him for "intelligence" purposes
>they still haven't uncovered the secret behind his amazing penis

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Why do they keep trying to shoot him?
Why don't they try poison or some shit?

>>133918390
He doesn't eat anything that somebody else offers to him until that other person has eaten of it first.
He never accepts anything for drink that isn't certified pure water.

>>133918389
>sleeps with prostitute
>she exclaims, "OMG you're such an awesome man and incredible fuck! You don't have to pay me! Lets spend the rest of the day together."
I fucking lmao. Typical teen boy fantasy.

>>133917228
It's almost as if it was originally based off James Bond.

>>133918480
>OMG
>lmao
Where do you think you are?

>>133918577
2015 4chan

>>133918577
The internet. You must be new.

>>133918772
This hurts desu senpai.

>>133918772
It's a good thing it'll be over in a month then.

>>133918867
Oh boy, I can't wait for the new kekfamtbhsmh year to start. I wonder what new exciting cancer will come next year.