>DHL tried to deliver my BD3 package twice to my house while I'm not there
>"Final" delivery attempt was today
>Son of a bitch just left the "failed delivery" note on my door without even knocking.
>"Package successfully delivered"
Here's your (You)
Precisely because it's huge. I can't even loss that thread on my phone without it crashing half the time, and they would rather talk about MGQ/MGE than MMniN/EMG.
Why doesn't darling notice her delicious blue legs?
Does it still count as necrophilia if your already dead on the inside
How does clothes shopping work with a centaur? Do horse pants exist?
I want all the wan.
How do you even get the horse in there?
I assumed it was some arbitrary kobold. I see nothing really 'horrid' about it.
It convey to me that i played too much undertale.
Those are the best kind of dreams.
>Boyhood but with horses and pajamas
I dreaming of monster girls in sweaters.
I was looking for an excuse to post this again.
Which reaction think you that your waifu will do when she will see a sad movie?
What will you do?
Cereahas a birthday in just five days, Anons! What are you going to get her?
Get cancer. Become zombie and fuck forever.
On another note, I missed a few threads between the reveal. Have proper scans been upped yet? Or just the ones that an anon was kind enough to post.
I'll probably draw more pictures of her, if that counts.
Comfort her and spend some time together cuddling.
Having a heck of a time trying to think of poses for her horse half.
Although drawing human legs isn't any easier.
Trying to draw Iris
>watching a scary movie with the biggest scaredy-snek of them all
>she wraps tight around you when the suspense is at its fullest
I agree. Maybe I should re-read some chapters. But still, most of the stuff from the manga doesn't translate well to the kind of "pin up" style pictures I most enjoy drawing.
I was thinking maybe lewder Or something that would allow me to do something with boobs so I could keep learning how they work
>buries her head in your chest
>use this opportunity to headpat and comfort her
Definitely worth it.
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS BEFORE TIO LANDS ON YOU CHEST FIRST.
Of course I have, it's just a bit of a problem drawing it I've never been very good at drawing horses rearing
Now that's lewd, Hound. I didn't know you had it in you.
Take a deep breath and hope for the breast.
It will all be ok once Darling marries her.
>Implying he won't marry burd
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?
Metal Gear is one of our most secret black projects.
Birds are not for marrying. They're for adopting and pampering and teaching them lessons about the world and their place in it
which they'll promptly forget as soon as you stop talking.
Now Horses are for marrying and impregnating and spending life happily with them and your children.
She probably wouldn't get get much use out of the enhanced sneaking capabilities since she's already pretty silent, but those pockets, the holster, and straps are absolutely necessary.
Remember that somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, that I wasn't the sharpest tool on the shed. She looked quite dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L in her forehead.
Somebody said to me, that ogre wanna do me, she's sure the cutest girl in the squad. She was looking really sweet with her mouth stuffed with a treat, and her hand stroking her
Polt likes petplay
Suu likes rape
Miia likes mild femdom
Papi likes being on the receiving end of loli
Mrs Smith is an anal slut
Bina likes yaoi and the sort of bdsm where you take her legs off and pretend she's a dog
Monaco ( da vedio game) can't sleep at night without being the little spoon
They're all pretty vanilla tier except for Spider because S&M, Zombie because necrophilia and fujoshi, and Horse because bestiality. We haven't really seen anything else hinting at kinks.
>Mrs Smith is an anal slut
Ok first it's Ms. Smith and second Smith is into something else.
She's a hardcore bdsm sub.
She is harassing darling constantly in the hope that he will crack and kidnap her, locking her in his basement to be his personal cumdumpster.
She is a full on/d/eviant who constantly posts about how much she wants darling to force her into a bitchsuit and rape her silly
No that would be Monako. Smith is kind of aggressive.
You misunderstand. Leela is just a descendant. Cyclops are gone from the gene pool in the year 3000, but Leela just happened to lose at the genetic lottery by being a mutant, so this recessive gene became dominant.
Best bird dressed as best bird
Yeah, yeah, you're so funny and cool. Yep.
I knew /a/ was full of gay loving, liberal brainwashed scum.
Pretty cool mate.
That would make her a yandere, though. A yangire doesn't have those kinds of feelings for a special man and and have much more unpredictable triggers.
Oh anon, you don't know half the things I search for on exhentai.
>never been in a relationship
>never had any interest in women and men for that matter
>don't even have a waifu/husbando
>but have a daughteru
>sometimes dream of being a single father
>daughter asks "Where's mommy?"
>imagine my hypothetical wife died in a car accident
>I am Mero
Christ, I've been following this series since the beginning and I would never have imagined I'd get to the point where I'd actually connect with one of the characters, and Mero nonetheless.
I also had tragedy toughts, thanks mero
>tfw had a dream Rach-nee was Centaur
>and had lots of kinky sex with her and Cerea
Oh baby this boner won't go away.
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?
They will give the best threesome.
If Mon-Musu was real, would you marry your waifu despite the social stigmas attached to them?
How would your parents react?
I'd marry Rach and become an outcast, I dont even give a fuck no more
>breasts that produce huge amounts of yellowish yogurt like breast milk that tastes amazingly sweet
It can't get better than this.
I want to fill the crevice of her breasts with yoplait harvest peach yogurt and slam my face into it while screaming so it reverberates off of her breasts and creates a hole where the yogurt slowly falls back in and I can lick it up and eat it.
It would be difficult but I think I could do it. Plus SJW's would be defending the new MonMusu girls. Running away with
Cereawould be fun.
>Plus SJW's would be defending the new MonMusu girls
Funny; the SJWs in Sweden are actually now against Swedish man marrying foreigners, especially going to Phillipines, etc, and bringing over a bride. Swedish men are now realizing that their women are horrendous
t. watched Teddy Bear
>it can't get any better than this!
He said, as Cathyl beat him for the 8th time that day for "cheating" on her by talking on the phone.
Not cheating with the person on the other end, but cheating with the phone itself, as Cathyl did not understand phones and never had.
Nah, alpha would kneecap the stallion with a baseball bat, geld the stallion, return the now-gelding his cock rectally, then orally, before putting him out of his misery with the bat to the skull.
At first, many people will probably be afraid of her due to the fact that she is half snake, but those that aren't terrified of snakes would come to accept her.
My family on the other hand. While my mom's side would fully accept her and find her really interesting, my dad's side would fully resent me and her.
Fuck everything I'm getting married to a damn snake named miia.
why do snakes make the best waifus. As for the question most who know me already knows I would give up on humans in a second if a good inhuman waifu showed up.
Why is that? I did not read the manga yet.
The quantity is probably too big for two people, we would be cool.
>big monster girl who makes you nurse her sweet thick yogurt like breast milk everyday while being totally jealous of you
Stop anon, I`ll fall in love even more.
At least she's human shaped for the most part. Other than that, I don't know. They would probably just be happy that I finally found someone, even if she's a blob.
Even if some part of my family is bit racist
>tfw my family might accept lamia but I'm a spider-fag
life is weird mang
Seeing as that's the last page, it's spoiled for your anyway:
Wimp confesses to mare.
She accepts. Relationship stuff.
They fuck in school.
Yanki stallion confronts mare, threatens to expose them unless she fucks him on the side.
Yanki sends pictures to wimp to scare him off/make the mare exclusive to him.
Wimp can't even man up enough to fuck her to prove human is superior.
Stallion sends honeymoon video to wimp.
Wimp faps then hangs himself.
My biggest issue with this doujin is the common assumption that male centaurs are not only long, but also have human-level endurance.
I'll see ifi can hop on it if my tablet ever turns on
Remember the last time Nazis went on safari?
No matter how much convincing i do my parents will always find it weird. Even showing a birth certificate showing age would not be enough for them. But i would still do it.
I want to raise Papi with my Ogre,Spider,Centaur brood.
Ignoring the obvious, my family would probably have issues with her wardrobe. A bit too revealing for their tastes, but who am I to tell her to put some more clothes on.
It does raise a question, though. She can obviously take care of herself, but I wonder how she'd feel about someone coming to her defense? Would she see it as white-knighting?
Dam right I would marry Polt!
As for the whole parents thing quite sure my mother would accept her without issue, I mean she loves animals so that would probably help. That and Polt would actually help me get outside more so that would be a good thing to.
>Tfw you'll never go on a marathon with Polt...
Why even get out of bed?
Why even be healthy?
WHY EVEN LIVE?!?
Oh damn, thats pretty cute anon.
Are you the creator of pic related? The bike cop version, i dont have it saved apparently
Yeah im not really sure if I should use a name or not
Shark: Piracy and Theft
Scale Bird: Unintentional Bank Robbery
Fuzz Spider: Ora Ora Assault
Poison Snake: Fraud and swindling
Murder Slime: Assault
One eye'd Loli: Fucked if I know
>Ms. Smith hates the instant coffee from the MON introduction chapter/episode
>Like the instant coffee darling makes
So was she being a dick to the chief, or nice to darling?
or Did darling manage to Shokugeki that shit and find the most perfect temperature to heat the coffee with?
Welcome to my life, have some dumb stuff from the author
y'know, I believe that there is a doujin somwhere.
In the link of the image doesn't say anything tho
Lets take an objective view here:
This thread talks about many different types of Monster girls as well as Monster musume.
This thread talks about monster musume and other monster girls.
I see none of this so called shit you speak of.
Finding some awesome MG art in /mgg though
here, have some animated Manako by Shake-O
Listen anon. I wasted about two years of life in that shithole and have no idea how you get to the point where you're so low, you can't even shitposting about 3dpd anymore because you're too busy being triggered by acronyms, the "furries" that are "infiltrating" "your" thread, how pedophilia (and not like the "eww you're a PEDO" comments we see here, legit pedophilia) is a-okay, and how somebody is a white night because he doesn't want to be kidnapped, tortured with whips, chains, and chemical burns, be made adicted to drugs, used until he starves to death then burried in a shallow grave.
That place is a point of depravity that I will not allow myself to drop to. It's one thing to be a waifufag.
/mgg/ is something else entirely. It's an odyssey of shit.
/mgg/ doesn't talk about monstergirls you stupid cunt. You don't know, youve never been. Or you've sunk to their level.
All they do is fucking fight. I remember one fight where the thread descended into an hours long battle of why everyone should be payed in salt.
>here's your paycheck anon: three salt cubes.
It's not monster girl general, its /b/ under a different name.
So when is Toho going to make monstergirls?
>Zombina in a casual dress shirt
I didn't know I wanted this till I saw it.
I like to think she caused a number of general public disturbance issues and false police reports. Like she would often try and leave without her host, cause a scene when accusing people on the streets of being pedophiles, and maybe even getting her previous host thrown in jail for a few days after submitting a police report that he was trying to molest her.
This thread is about the Manga/Anime Monster Musume. Because the anime ended and updates for the manga take a while, other manga such as Hitomi Sensei and bird cafe are allowed here to keep some freshness in the threads. The bulk of the topic though does stay on Monmusu, save for when TF has a bird cafe chapter ready or likewise. This is no different from any other anime or manga that is on /a/.
/mgg/ (from what i gathered from it) Is a thread over the general idea of monster girls, and not of a specific anime/manga. Due to this, the monsters from Monmusu do appear there because they do fit with the thread description, but discussion of the actual manga is not present in those threads, or is few and far between other random art.
The main difference is that people come to /a/ to discuss mangoes and Animus, and people go to /jp/ to discuss parts of otaku culture (Big surprise there). The idea of monstergirls is a different discussion from the actual manga they come from, making these two threads different.
So anyway here is your (you)
So since Smith is choosing to ignore Suu because she doesn't want paper work, and she can't get hurt from sex since she's slime, could darling legally fuck her since he's not causing her harm like popping a cherry?
Also, could he fuck a non-human if they weren't a virgin, or can't feel pain like zombina, and, like suu, not have a cherry to pop and bypass the whole inflicting pain part?
I don't think the legal ban on sex is based only on the technicality of "causing pain". I think a lot of it still has to do with the diplomatic issues of interspecies relationships and also probably the ways a human could take advantage of a extraspecies student.
But yeah, Suu has no known home country so yeah he could legally get away with fucking her without a diplomatic problem.
No Lala, won't care
Horse plus Spider is a
For the deleted post, yea, Spider and Horse best coupling of the season
So, when do you guys think they are going to introduce "The American" character that swoons most of the girls with their rugged American looks when compared to darling?