Why does /a/ hate Pochaco?

>>133909752
virgins can't handle meat

>>133909752
dat ass to phat

>>133909752
She's doesn't appeal to me because I'm a hungry skelleton and I wouldn't be able to bully her in bed.

>>133909752
Because her face looks fucking stpuid, and she is obese

>>133909752
I don't hate Pochaco, I hate tumblr landwhales using her as an excuse to defend obesity

>>133909752
Because I hate fat people

>>133909930
They do that?

>>133909959
why would they

>>133909959
The same faggots that start posting disgusting 3D whales in these threads and saying "REAL LIFE GURLZ DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT"

>>133909752
She's perfect in every way.
Perfect fat distribution
Huge tits
Fat butt
Blonde master race
Short as fuck

I can't have her so I'll hate her.

She wears shit tier headphones all the time.

That mouse pad seems quite impractical for its intended purpose.

>>133910106
It looks practical to my dick, as long as it's impermeable and doesn't absorb lube

>>133910100
If you remove the headphones, would she die

>>133909752
>Tumblr-tier body
I don't need to resort to 2D for that.

I'm not black.

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Buttfrustated beta orbitors hate her and are desperate to tell everyone.

>>133909752
Keep it to one thread.

>>133910210

>>133910690
Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I shouldn't have standards.

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>>133912002
Standards are for people, Porky. Now dig in.

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Why the fuck didn't I buy that? I got this instead

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>>133912370
Its not out yet.
Soon though

>>133913094
Its nice though, but most likely you're looking at over $40 if not more

>these fags don't use a track ball

I love my Kingston Expert Mouse™.

>>133913132
>>133912370

Hate to tell you but that mouse is way over $40..
try $400+

mousepad.moe

>>133909752

Because of

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>>133909752
That's a big mousepad

>>133913305
For what reason

>>133909752
at this point why not just make an ass-shaped onahole/sex toy?
style it to her likeness, shit would sell like hotcakes

>>133914561
Then you can't pretend it's still just a "novelty item".

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>you come home from a hard day at work
>haven't fapped in 3 weeks
>see this chunky porkchop on your bed
>says shes going to crash with you for the night

what would you do?

>>133915787
One of my favorite sleep sex books

>>133909752
This place is full of Irishmen.

fat

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>>133909752
because fat glorifying is wrong and it needs to be shamed, we are originally meant to be fit, not a blubbering cellulose infected monstrocity

who is this sperm whale

>>133916195
>fat glorifying
Go away /pol/ and stop politicizing everything. Not everything is trying to send some message.

>>133916275
i got fat glorifying from a facebook post about a fat heart, i dont go to /pol/

>>133916341
kek

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>>133916311
>facebook

>>133909802
Having sex with someone over weight fucking sucks. I went down that road once. Never again.

>>133915787
Tuck her asleep and sleep on the floor.
I'm too beta to even attempt at trying to have sex with her.

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>>133916462
like he said, virgins cant handle meat.

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Degenerate fatty shit

gross fatty

>>133909752
Because Pochaco panders to the lowest common denominator.

Plus, I see enough landwhales through the day, I dont need that shit thrown right into my face as soon as I get online.

>>133916585
Of course I can't handle THAT much meat, I'm not a fucking wolf.

>>133909752
You could sleep on that mousepad.

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>>133916629
>watches anime
>complains about pandering to lowest common denominator

>hates seeing fat girls
>comes rushing into a thread about one

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>>133916585
Yeah Im sure guys who lust over fat women have no problem losing their virginity, considering fat chicks have such low standards.

>>133915787
Go to sleep with her belly as my pillow, she would be comfy.

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>>133916760

>hates seeing fat girls
>comes rushing into a thread about one asking why /a/ hates her
>implying is not relevant to the thread

Even your smug game is weak, anon.

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>>133916810
>hates seeing fat girls
>comes rushing into a thread obviously created to draw more attention to her
Can't save face this time.

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>>133916924
>created to draw more attention to her
>Implying she needs it

Because obviously She's completely unknown and Facebook/Tumblr hasnt been spamming the shit out of her lately

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>>133916981
You'd know about the affairs of Tumblr and Facebook. You just love feeding fatty attention and you know it.

>>133913305
>A girl’s butt is full of wonder and mystery.

>The passion of the artists who design and assemble each mouse pad is too important to us.

>Our expert artisans bring the finest raw materials with superior design.
>They carefully consider the design and poses to find the best balance of visual and tactile experience.
>The high resolution printing allows for the super smooth gradients to accentuate the curves and give amazing depth to every soft crevice.
>These elements heighten the sensation and feel of every inch of each piece that is produced:
>from the small of her back to the curve of her inner thigh.
>A true work of art.

I had no idea.

>>133913305
its only 244$ from the manufacturer. I'm pretty sure that site you linked has a shitty price.

W-What are the drumsticks for?
Do they expect you to beat her ass with them?

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Whoa
Whoa
whoa
I'm interested in these now

>>133909752
Ive never found obesity attractive :l

>>133917460
>jlist
Go figure

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>>133913305
>Super Pochaco is the friend of Super Sonico and plays the drums in their band First Astronomical Velocity
Am I missing something or they really managed to confuse her with Fuuri?

>>133918116

Correct.

>>133914237
4U

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>>133909752
>there are people who buy this shit with unironically