These two beauties are now your girlfriends.
They will live with you and help fulfill your dream in save way.
Not mention a lot hot nights which awaits you.
So why you still hating Sunny Day.
Some fantasy world you live it. But it's time to wake up.
No thanks. I mean, thanks for the offer but I kinda prefer REAL WOMEN. I don't like kids you know?
So yeah, thanks but no thanks.
Pretty hard to self insert as Shirou. I don't care how many times Nasu repeats his backstory in the VN, I struggle to empathize with that, or see it as anything but chuuni melodrama, because it's so far out of my field of reference. Maybe the Japanese can relate to it more easily because of their history.
I'm not much of a fatefag, but I spent all of UBW noticing what a complete retard Shirou was. Could've had things over with much quicker if he's just made more logical decisions.
I feel that a self insert character should more intelligent, nihilistic, and perhaps carry a... wicked sense of humour.
Calm down friend. You just misinterpret. I'm not even trying to argue that he wasn't indented as a self insert character. I don't doubt that for a second. I'm saying he's a self insert character that I struggle to utilize, for the reasons I gave.
>selfinserting as a mentally damaged ginger
>Not self inserting as THAT nice guy that helps everyone
>Not self inserting as the guy who for no fucking reason asides from fucking jumping has THE HOTTEST girls EVER on his dick
Seriously both Rin and Sakura are said to be incredibly beautiful and bla bla bla bla bla just to prove a point that self-insert is so great he can get the two most beautiful girls in school!.
>Not self inserting as the special snowflake that can create cool swords and even some sort of chunni as fuck world where he has unilimited swords to spam and kill everyone
>not self inserting as the anti-ntr guy that swordfucks some arrogant blonde foreigner prick that came to take his woman
You're not even trying fuckface.
Choosing life which you spend in the kitchen daily preparing food for two sluts which teach you nothing, knowing that you never reach your dream or anything else. Not mention that it will take a very long time before Sakura finally allows you lay hand on Rider.
Not choosing life which you spend with two girls that teach you lot about fight and magic and help you fulfill your dream without any remorse. Not mention that a lot threesome nights are guaranteed and also periodically required.
Why would do that, Anon? Do really love Sakura so much?
Saber and Rin are both pretty lame. What are you gonna talk about all day? I guess at least Rin could talk about magic, but whenever she does that she is so condescending and irritatingly proud that it just rubs me the wrong way. Aside from that, both are boring and contribute nothing of value to a conversation.
I would be totally okay with this if Saber wasn't a genderbent King Arthur. Fucking Nasu should have let you have the real deal to bro around with, and just made Saber the fairy spirit of Excalibur or some shit. Sure would help push the lily and alter versions of her too.
You might as well just leave Arthur with Ayaka then.
Ayaka can be the chick he ends up meeting/fucking after Shirou and Lancer convince him to find go out and pick up girls in order to get over the bad aftertaste of his marriage. She would be just minding her own business when Lancer jumps in and Arthur saves her from the rabid dog.
>Fuck Rin and Saber
>They get blacked and you're cecked for life
>Fuck Sakura and make her yours
>Ceck countless amounts of worms and not to mention ugly, faceless old men
>Become the NTR king
Dear Anon, unlike others Rin is canonicaly confirmed to become totaly devoted and loving wife. You should accept that and not constantly trying to lying others and make her slut.
>Self-inserting as a guy with hardcore survivors guilt to the point the ghost of his future self wants to paradoxically erase themselves
Yea no. Also I'm not into muscular girls like Saber.
I'll just stick with one
>keep Rin, Sakura and Rider, Luvia and Ayako by association, and Fuji-nee
Superior harem ending.
Not quite anon, that title belongs to Shiki.
They are not about chests but about childbearing hips.
Nigga, what the fuck are you even saying?
She would if she actually aged.
>Rock your body
>Rock your body right
>Back Street's back all right
>2 of the worst Type Moon
Just kill me already.
Warmly waiting for Narmer to assume his rightful place as the true king of heroes.
>Lived before Gilgamesh
>Was the son of Ra (supposedly)
>Artifact is his mace/The Twin Crowns of Egypt/The Narmer Palette
Sorry OP, but there is only one girl that fulfill my dreams and she doesn't get to be a part of any of the endings.