ONII-CHAN JUMPU!! ONII-CHAN GEIMU!! ONII-CHAN COLA!!

kill it

That's cool and all but check 'em.

>>133873915
>That picture

how new are you?

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>>133873120

>>133873955

I still have the price tag on.

>>133873120
Why doesn't she read Gangan? Is she a Narutard?

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>>133875785

sleep tight hammers

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>people are THIS buttmad over a cartoon hamster

>>133878768
You've got that backwards, Miyazaki should be the one getting dumped in the trash.

Is it safe to put my dick inside her?

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH

sleep tight hammers

You jumpu, i jumpu.

>>133873120
are there any hentais yet?

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hehehe

>>133878559
>hammers
I never got this meme

>>133880045
sleep tight sweet pupper
puppy -> pupper
hamster -> hammers

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YOOOOOOOOOOO

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Umaru is love!
Umaru is life!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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im honestly surprised you guys are so hostile to umarun.
it is the cutest, moe-est,blobest of them all.
why dont you want to cuddle with it while it fights back?
you arent guy, right?

>>133880526
>you arent guy, right?
gay

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I want to eat Onii-chan cooking, i bet it taste like heaven

>>133873120
In this thread
>edgy underage b&
>shitty gore fanfiction

guroposter a shit and those like his ilk are mentally disturbed

Why the only ones who still force Umaru are Umaru haters?

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>>133880643

If I saw that coming I think I'd shoot it's face with 000 buck

>>133880793
>not appreciating the new generation of yukkuri

Take it easy friend.

Oh cool, another Hamtaro thread! I sure do miss that show.

>>133873120
Keep this in mind when you consider having kids, anon.

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>Umaru-Chan will never attack your head and pester you for neet stuff I would definitely enjoy myself too

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There can be only one

>>133873120
She annoys me to the hell someone please kills her

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>never close with my imouto
>even now when we live together in apartment our dad owns we barely talk
>Umaru is close with her brother even if their relationship is full of pointless arguing

Why did I ruin everything

>>133881503
well, it's preferable to the gore shit

>>133881534
dammit, missed it. someone link it

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UMARU IS LOVE!!
UMARU IS LIFE!!!

>Never watched this show
>Open thread
>Start reading
>Half the thread gets deleted

Christ. Is this normal for an Umaru thread?

I want to kill this fucking cunt.

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Bane?

>>133881890
>>>/tv/

>>133873120
OH SHIT
Headcrabs!
Quick. Someone get a crowbar!

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MONSTA!

Did gorespammer get banned?

Now who will stop Umaru menace?

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>>133882418
No one

>>133882418
Mods are umarufag

>>133882418
>>133882786
>>133882845
Threads either die on their own with less than 150 posts or get deleted. Check both the official and unofficial archive.

>>133879029
>Nig(g)er politics
heh

Yo Tanukichi

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>>133873783
>>133873839
>>133873915
>>133873959
>>133875785
>>133878768
>>133879220
>>133881045
>>133881150
>>133881440
>>133881466
>>133881749
>>133882418
>>133882845

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This qt's gonna be delivered to me tomorrow.
What a time to be alive.

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>>133879628

>>133880526
This man gets it. Umaru is to be protected and pampered. She is the perfect little sister. She's like a little brother, but with a vagina

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>>133880793
>>133880795
>>133882418
Guro-kun got banned probably. Rip in piece

>>133880427
>>133880508
This smile just makes my anger go away

Did second season get announced yet? I need more of everyone besides the hamster.

>>133883514
There's gonna be a second season?

>>133883542
Yes

>>133881483
You have to spoil her anon
Start by treating her by eating outside at least once a week

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ONII-CHAN DEJIMON!

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>>133873120

>>133883542
should that even be a fuckin question you pleb

I miss Summer.

What the hell is this thread? Meme&Shitposting general?

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>>133883769
Welcome to /a/

>>133883653
Incredible

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>>133873959
GENOS-KUN JUMPU!!

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Umaru a CUTE!

I want to inseminate the umarun.

Ask again when you win us a cup.

>>133881483
It doesn't matter how close you could have been; puberty tears the imouto away forever. Deep in the teen years are she will be a husk of a human, a thing they call "woman".

You saved yourself heartbreak.

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Ebina spin-off when?

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What kind of girl would drink cola?

That shit will wreck her body harder than an american shooting

>>133886180
>be french
>get shot

>>133886135
soon

>>133886135
I never watched this show but I masturbated a few times to her tits on pixiv

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>>133886577
Not soon enough.

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>>133886473

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>>133883389
Where's her reflection?

>>133874220
no, she's a one-pie tard.