Why does /a/ call everyone a semen daemon? Semen daemons are

>>133859646
who is this semen daemon?

>>133859646
It is an exaggeration based on a person's behavior being similar to what would be expected if they actually were the thing. Like calling someone an autist or a retard even though they lack the mental stagnation that those actually have.

Personally, I prefer the term vagina amphisbaena. It implies that, just as an amphisbaena has two heads, her upper and lower mouths are equally skilled.

>>133859798
>amphisbaena
Today I Learned!

thanks reddit

>>133859646
who's this jizz wizz

Shouldn't it be a-kum-a?

Who is this phallus palace?

who is this fluid druid

>>133859646
It rhymes so it sounds good, but its general ubiquity is a Milky Holmes meme that got out of hand.

File: 1430872248488.jpg (954KB, 1280x906px) Image search: [Google]

954KB, 1280x906px

>>133863773
I prefer a phallus chalice

>>133859646
who is this fluid druid

>>133863598
Why use the dub name? What's wrong with gokkun?

>>133859646
who is this jizz whiz

>>133859646
Because Rin is a whore?

File: DAEMONS.jpg (55KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 960x540px

DAEMON HUNTER COPS

Rin always deserves a bump

who is this mattress actress?
who is this sperm wyrm?
who is this glop cop?
who is this booty patooty?
who is this on dicks onyx?
who is this sack attack?
who is this splooge scrooge?
who is this doom womb?
who is this member ender?

>>133859646
Who is this glans gladiator?

>>133859646
>Semen daemons are actually devils (aku-ma) and they need semen in order to survive

That's the joke.

>>133859646
Who is this wiener cleaner?

>>133859646
Who is this prostate apostate?

File: Akumaaaaa.jpg (10KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 480x360px

>>133870481
Akuma needs semen to survive?!

>>133859646
who is this cum drum?

who is this cock hawk?
who is this bj gourmet?

File: 1423483629741_chalice.png (319KB, 1024x600px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 1024x600px

>>133864174
>phallus chalice
>chalice
kek

who is this pecker checker?
who is this dome gnome?

>>133859646
>implying all women aren't devils

Who is this willy philly?

Genital General?

I can do better come back to me

File: 9KVh4ji.jpg (86KB, 499x368px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 499x368px

>>133870918

>>133870918
so that's why he keeps chasing those guys

Knob Slob

>>133859646
>in order to survive
For what porpose?

File: lotte09.jpg (205KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 1280x720px

Fine, here is a real semen demon.

>>133859646
who is this testicle receptacle?

File: [HorribleSubs] THE iDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS - 17 [720p].mkv0002.jpg (81KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 1280x720px

systemctl start semen-daemon.service

who is this spunk monk trunk also works

who is this cum-shot dreadnought?

I can do this all day

>>133873373
Juggernaut would have been better, even Cosmonaut

Who is this peter eater?

File: EY08V.gif (2MB, 230x173px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 230x173px

>>133873233
>using systemd

File: 1401156811300.jpg (208KB, 728x518px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 728x518px

>>133873233
>systemd

drool ghoul
orgasm phantasm
spunk junky
spore whore
condom consumer
sperm specter
Fellatio Faerie

I'm stretching it. good night

>>133874782
Bukakke banshee

File: [HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 01 [720p].mkv0053.jpg (85KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1280x720px

>>133874547
>>133874673
there is literally nothing wrong with systemd

File: 1379107994077.jpg (30KB, 427x390px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 427x390px

>>133875275
>there is literally nothing wrong with systemd

>>133875275
Lennart pls go

>>133859646

Rin metaphorically needs semen to be able to buy jewels to be able to eat.

File: sharo.jpg (557KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

557KB, 1280x720px

>>133859646

It's a meme that started with Milky Holmes like 4-5 years ago.

File: Swallow Hollow.png (1MB, 1736x1047px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1736x1047px

>>133874869
jism prison
swallow hollow

File: ALL OF THEM.png (163KB, 479x271px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 479x271px

>>133859646
who is this sploodge stooge?
who is this rear admiral?
who is this penile practitioner?
who is this dome gnome?
who is this pole troll?
who is this shaft sheikh?
who is this penhisattva?
who is this smegma enigma?
who is this erection empress?
who is this sack sultan?
who is this cock curator?
who is this precum nun?
who is this testicular teror?
who is this foreskin foreman?
who is this moneyshot manager?
who is this sperm wurm?

>>133859646
Sir, you might think that demons and devils are the same. However, this is not true. They both come from uoter planes and are evil but that's where the similarities end.

Demons are chaotic and do what they want. They can take into account if it's possible to do and join forces with others but in the end it's all about themselves.

Devils act in orderly fashion with a code of conduct and follow a hierarchy. These are the guys offering nice deals for something as trivial as your soul. While devils can be cunning, ambitious and evil, they still do things by the book, where the book is their society's own.

Those thigh say otherwise

>>133876776
You forgot fluid druid.

>>133876818
Hol up give more Info this is intruiging

>>133876896
trying to invent new ones

File: 1443872937982.png (939KB, 704x1000px) Image search: [Google]

939KB, 704x1000px

Ejaculation relation
Smegma Smuggler
Hymen Hydra
Jism Prism
Sphincter Tinkerer

>>133859646
She enjoys an ejaculation libation

>>133868594
who is this dick tick?
who is this cream dream?