>she sees this dumb shitposting thread for the 1000th time
Is this the same size as a 30cm ruler? If so can I place my dick on the screen and measure it?
If you endure having your dick grilled for a few seconds, the meme girls will nurse it back to health with their mouth.
Do you accept the challenge?
Then how will my waifu see my dick?
The problem is your damaged/over-sensitive nerve endings aren't going to feel much after being grilled, so what's the point of the post-torture BJ? I'd demand a BJ in advance, although that also means I can back out of the burnt meat challenge. It's a hard dilemma to work around.
I think this is more accurate.