A. Bunch of broken internet kids who are "too cool school" yet they can't move on from it.
B. Broken internet kids who identify with monogatari and "I like her voice and she is nerdy I'd hit that"
C. Future rapist pic related
basically a 3rd or so of /a/'s user base
The MC can talk with a bunch of different girls that starve for his dick without problems. A girl asks for help a man once and she's being NTRd.
Otaku virgins never cease to amaze me.
>can reference dragon ball and other basic anime and gaming knowledge
Power Fantasy Bait: The character
>implying the scissors would turn against their master
Best girl and waifu. Also pretty smug
I could write books of sonnets to crab aka best mongatari girl, but instead I'll just post pics.