Shinobu is destroying panties this episode.
The cutest thing about Shinobu this episode was Cranberry's reaction to her.
Kanbaru has the correct reaction. Shinobu is unreasonably sexy.
Even Araragi says that Shinobu is the best.
>Araragi in charge of being decisive
>she's short enough for you to stand over her and plow her ass like that
Reminder that monogatari is about Crab's harem, not rrrgi's.
If anything, that says that he's a canon lolicon
This image was definitely created during the first season. Crab is relegated to a bottom tier role in the second season or after, with Kanbaru, doll, and fat cat being the girls he cheats on shinobu with.
He was already separated from Shinobu when he was about to say goodbye to Hachikuji. Just admit i,. Araragi always puts what's in front of him as priority. He's always done that since episode 1.
>he's a canon loli
That's right, I hope the English translation doesn't leave anything out because muh morals
Is there no girl that's off limits to this madman?
Is there any girl that wouldn't want this?
It's a mutual thing, rrrrrgi has a fuckload of fetishes and these women are perfectly willing to love him
Only so other people don't look down on him for banging his sister.
In the ln he's a fucking monster when it comes to fetishes
If you ask me he's pretty tame
How the fuck do you expect anyone to respond to this Hachikuji?
All things considered, he handled it pretty well. Only tried to immolate himself and kanbaru to see her again.
Doll knows how much he liked her.
He states afterwards that removing the bond by blood would make it boring.
Not that it matters, because he still has shit taste in sisters.
Tsukihi a best.
Araragi's reaction to finding her/her injuries seems awfully low key considering how much he freaked out when she first disappeared. Is it because Monkey was watching?
Well even still. Shouldn't a true siscon be willing to accept the consequences of their deviances?
Kyousuke Kosaka was willing to turn his back to society for his lover.
>If anything, that says that he's a canon lolicon
We all knew that ages ago.
Then use a better picture
Monkey most definitely included
This really is the best orgy group ever.
Araragi gets to fuck all the sexiest girls.
Senjougahara gets to fuck not only her boyfriend but also Hanekawa and Kanbaru.
Kanbaru gets to fuck her true love Senjougahara, and Araragi who she also likes. And by sticking with Araragi she gets access to Karen and Shinobu.
How much longer until Hachikuji comes back so I can know when to pick this up again?
Monkey is super cute with short hair.
You take that back.
But I'll admit this hairstyle is much cuter than I found it to be in hana,
>also that's cute
That is who Kanbaru truly is.
He's never shown any sexual interest in his mom, so at least he probably doesn't have an oedipus complex.
Nope, his competition are betas and retards, Koyomi is the best
Nise Monkey and Ponytail Monkey best Monkey hairstyles.
Get at me.
>tfw Sawashiro will never talk to you
I wonder if we'll get a full set by the end.
Why would I get at you for being objectively right?
It's just the half-assed artstyle from the ED combined with mediocre music and your generic ominous choir.
Why is that again?
Sakamoto is my GOAT VA and I got really fucking pissed in Second Season when Shinobu did't get an OP.
Needless to say that I'm still pissed, but I at least braced myself this time.
As far as anyone can tell: She wants her performance to be credited to herself instead of Shinobu and she wants to work with her preferred composers/partners instead of Meg Rock. Neither of those things are possible due to contract stuff, so she just doesn't sing.
There were two love triangles centered around rrrgi during the series
Crab vs Cat - Cat BTFO
Bee vs Phoenix - Phoenix BTFO
I can't believe he believes in monogamous little sister relations
>you will never wash a Shinobu
Why was Shinobu's and Ararararagi's connection severed again?
I tried rewatching previous seasons but got nothing.
Shinobu was too chill when they reunited, it's been so goddamn long for the viewer since she appeared, I wanted her to whip out his cock and shove that shit all the way down to her esophagus in a cute way
The events of this story take all over the fucking place. I remember parts of it like Shinobu popping in and finding Hanekawa in Araragi's room, and the reference to Kanbaru getting called out.
So I guess this happens right before Araragi pops in and saves Hanekawa from her tiger thing?
And when does the Ougi conversation with Araragi take place in Shinobu Time? Because at that point he's suspicious of her which we haven't seen at any other point so far.
Post more sexy Shinobu.
Huh, so shaft still has 3 arcs (4 if they're going to do Zoku) to adapt before the end of Owari?
Since they only have 4 more episodes to wrap up this arc and do the others, how are they gonna pull it off?
Owari S2? OVAs? Movies?
>ITT: people who cannot follow basic out-of-order stories
I mean, how? Isn't it obvious that this is happening during Tsubasa Tiger after Arararararagi and Shinobu get attacked by the Darkness that was trying to devour Hachikuji? This is clear as day.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. Shinobu is just way too perfect. How can you resist a smug blonde vampire loli that uses Washi and ends her sentences with "no ja"? I will now proceed to masturbate to my collection of Shinobu doujins. Excuse me.
In the 6th episode, what was the significance of part of Cat's hair turning white?
What went wrong?
Am i supposed to remember this happening? Because i don't.
that one doujin is canon they fucked don't believe nisio because he probably published it himself
so ougi can make fun of her shitty dyejob in that park scene
I don't remember Neko, Bat and Monkey fighting. What am i missing?
Is Araragi + monkey + bat the best possible combination for an arc?
>senjougahara is shit who doesn't want anything to do with oddities even though she is dating one
>kanbaru is chill even when meeting your loli vampire and she seems totes cool with all the weird shit you do and the people you know
the choice is obvious
would shinobu even be allowed out of his shadow if he married senjou. I feel like it'd be like getting ntr'd 24/7 for Bat
There was nothing written in the letter.
No, really, Nisio doesn't know what she would've written. He only wrote this part because he thought it would get people thinking and cover up the bad writing at the end of Sodachi Lost. This part really didn't have anything to do with the series itself.
>with brief appearces by Kaiki and maybe even Le did something good happen man
I thought that was what made the arc the best. Even with all the silly plotholes revolving Sodachi's mom it was still the most grounded in reality.
Apparitions are pretty dumb to be honest, senpai.
>partying with friends
>find an old lady
>make her a corpse doll
>fight over who gets to take her home
>play kings game
>Kaiki has to confess to Tooe Gaen over the phone
>In retaliation he makes Kagenui never walk on the ground for the rest of her life
>Oshino passes out naked
>Izuko is blowing some dude in the bathroom all "ara~ ara~" like
>implying it'd be better if she was real
Then the only reason I'd cite for feeling those feels is my own shit-tier social game. Only leaving my dorm to eat, go to class, lift, and go home won't make it happen.
>being this dedicated
I never said I didn't want her, I'm saying I'd fuck my chances of getting her over.
I hold no delusions that my crippling autismo would refrain from fucking me over when Kanbaru is involved.
Not to mention it's in a vicious cycle with this ingrained self-defeatism. I'm gonna fucking die alone.
Listing characters from a franchises into college scenarios is heroes of the dorm level tumblr.
I went rather quickly to your mom's dumpster
>All these people wondering when Shinobu got disconnected from Araragi
Just rewatch Onimonogatari and Tsubasa Tiger while you're at it.
Oh, come on, they spent 4 years doing shit for Gaen. I'm sure they must have gone to drink together, even if it was just to banter and see who was right about some subjet one of them brought.
Kaiki being so Kaiki and Meme being Meme, bitches must have been all over their dicks.
These statements are correct. Shinobu a best.
Adult when? I'm need to fap to her.
To be fair, Oshino and Kaiki have at different points in the series actually acquired Alcohol for the purposes of consumption.
Kaiki is even classy enough to drink spirits while having best song Hoyoku playing.
Here's an idea. I know this is gonna sound crazy, but here goes: Why not make the story linear? I mean no one's really watching this for the story anyway, but at least make the plot sorted chronologically instead of trying to be "artsy" and "progressive".
Her identity. Even though she had a complex upbringing, she was able to function as long as she had math. Her level of happiness may be equivalent to 0, but that can be seen as a beautiful thing.
1) The series started as a handful of short stories that got popular that Nisio then fleshed-out into a full series.
2) Telling it out of order makes it more interesting.
3) If you put events that follow a common pattern next to each other, regardless of when they happened, it helps the viewer understand the pattern and why it happened which tends to be more important than what happened.
1 is pretty discredited at this point.
Because in fiction it isn't necessary nor even always ideal to tell a story entirely in chronological order. Stop being a fucking moron.
Yeah I too was hoping for Gaen to make a proper appearance this episode.
The fact Mayoi only just left automatically clued me in the getting lost wasn't her.
This gave me a foot fetish.
Fuck you japan.
>Why not make the story linear?
Because imagine if all storytelling was the same linear shit that we already get in most works. It would be fucking annoying.
>I mean no one's really watching this for the story anyway,
Fuck you, I am.
>but at least make the plot sorted chronologically instead of trying to be "artsy" and "progressive".
If you don't like "artsy" and "progressive", you have basically no reason to watch Monogatari. What the hell are you doing here?
I suspect this is an influx from Reddit and other shitty websites. I mean, even a newfag like me understands all about the series.
She's just 'the girlfriend' now. Her purpose is done pretty much. She'll have a scene here and there to remind you she exists, but as for the narrative, she can't really provide anything.
Instead of "brother" the character of "demon" is used. Works better in text, obviously.
CAT MODE BAT A CUTE
You should've wen the entire series 3 times by now.
I bought the whole thing as it was coming out and keep rewatching it because over $600 means you rewatch over and over and over.
Loli shenanigans have made up a pretty substantial section of Monogatari already. I just wish Shinobu finally got some romantic attention, since Japan seems too fucking dumb to see her as anything more than the cute donut girl or vampire dominatrix unless she gets an obvious romantic scene.
Surprised no one has made a webm of this scene yet, Shinobu blush <3
Vampire lolis, as an archetype, probably cannot evolve further than this. Even the casual nudity ones land in the second tier if we only base this on appearance alone.
The only thing left to do is further refine the variations of sundresses and change hairstyles of future vampire lolis.
She is the pinnacle of pandering, in a good way. It's like reaching the absolute limit of a technology. They would have to change their entire approach to loli vampires if they want to improve on shinobu's design enough to put her in a second tier.
Figured it would be a good part to stop the webm
Shortly after I ordered back in May they brought the release date forward to late November, then about a month ago it went to the end of December, which I am not expecting to get at that time because of the postal service. But I have waited since May so a few days doesn't really matter
I love this smug bitch
Are these considered books or light novels?
The thing that turned me off light novels initially was that you needed like dozens of volumens for one story, but this single book covers the entirety of Kizu, right?
>but this single book covers the entirety of Kizu, right?
Yeah, Kizu was always one issue even in Japanese I'm pretty sure, it's not that long of an arc, which makes me worry how they will drag it out into 3 movies
>tfw stuff on amazon.com and amazon.co.uk is always cheaper
>tfw I bought the Japanese version but I'll never be able to read it
I have. But what the fuck do I do?
Should I read it before the movies and spoil the one thing I've been waiting for fucking forever or keep it in my shelf to read it afterwards?
Read it, then the movie will be a nice visual supplement as you will have to wait a long time for BDs to come out and then wait for translations on all 3 movies. Don't expect them so soon
>2 girls genuinely wanted his dick.
How are people actually this delusional?
Isn't it more Cat's?
She has both Araragi and Senjougahara both wanting to wreck that pussy like it's going out of style. Hitagi goes on secret lunch dates with her without Araragi all the time. She even proposed marriage to Cat in the commentaries.
And Araragi was literally jumping out of his skin when Hanekawa asked him out to karaoke, not mentioning how he keeps her braids, bra and panties in his room. And still has porn of class reps.
Tsubasa is just so chill about it you don't notice. Almost all the characters call her big sis in the commentaries.
>She has both Araragi and Senjougahara both wanting to wreck that pussy like it's going out of style.
That doesn't even make any sense. If it was going out style, wouldn't they not want it?
>I need a gif
You have low standards, sir.
Single? Nah. She will probably show up with a guy and introduce him to Araragi at some point. She has a solid job and is well traveled later on.
Maybe if those rumors are true about her being Kyoko, she will be an amnesiac 25 year old cake, but would Nisio troll us like that.
Only thing I know is she will be sexy as all hell in her twenties with them stripes and smug. Perhaps along the way becoming an exorcist in her travels as a vagabond.
Some Anon last week had a theory that the Asterisk ED was really the Shinobu Mail ED because of all the references in it, like someone hiding in someone else's shadow. And apparently "Maaya Sakamoto, Waiting for the Rain" is an anagram of "Kya, Shaft animate Owarimonogatari".
Is it still considered a "light novel" though? Or is it a book?
I really like how this one look and it seems to be almost 400 pages, whereas it seems light novels are usually very short and multiple volumes.
Light novels are a type of book.
Light novels can be just one volume (e.g., Murasaki-iro no Qualia). They can also have very long volumes (e.g., Horizon).
It's really more a matter of how the publisher wants to market them. Basically there's a light novel reading audience. Roughly they like content that's similar to stuff like manga and anime.
I see. Guess I'll look into single volume LNs.
Whops, off by a bit. Where do you find the page numbers for LNs? Google / baka tsuki doesn't seem much of a help.
lewd as fuck.
Looks as if its different on the UK site, I wonder why
Also there's a typo on the UK site
I don't know I've never really thought about it, but I think Cat would be the stinkiest. She probably has the strongest and most distinct odor, resulting in her feeling self-conscious about it. I figure Crab to be overly hygienic and is probably only left with a faint but feminine lingering scent that you only notice upon close inspection. Bat probably poops vampire magic that cleans buttholes and leaves it smelling like morning dew. Monkey most likely has a musky scent that she herself finds intoxicating and because of this is the most prone to sitting on others faces.
>I don't know I've never really thought about it, but I think Cat would be the stinkiest.
There's something about Yui Horie's voice that makes me agree with this.
>tfw we will never hear ougi's perfect OP again
How exactly would it be impossible to get into the show now? Just watch the first episodes of the first season and decide by yourself.
You can hear it anytime you want. I still listed to mathemagics, and there is still a long way until the full version.
>still a long way to the full version
I don't know how much longer I can handle this.
Mathemagics is Sodachi Riddle theme, hopefully Sodachi Lost theme is more Marina Inoue goodness.
>cropping out best girl
If anything we can drop bird. She's unnecessary.
>If anything we can drop bird. She's unnecessary.
>A monkeyfag having shit taste
Nothing new here
She met Shinobu in Suruga Monkey. From how Kanbaru specifically talks about Mayoi, she knows OF Mayoi but doesn't know her personally.
If she has ever seen her however, it would have been at the start of Suruga Monkey where Mayoi and Araragi are having a chat and Kanbaru jumps over Araragi.
Don't get so ruffled up.
You were the one who just wanted there to be two.
It's basically a plot pint that Kanbaru was looking for Araragi and not lost at all at the start of monkey. She couldn't see snail because she wasn't lost.
She has just heard about her from Araragi, even snake knew about her.
>That picture is from 720p though
I took the image you posted (probably itself an upscale) and upscaled it some more. See the problems here?