Owarimonogatari

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>>133825980
The cutest thing about Shinobu this episode was Cranberry's reaction to her.

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>>133826188
Kanbaru has the correct reaction. Shinobu is unreasonably sexy.

I seem to have the memory of a goldfish; there wasn't a Monkey fight in Neko White, was there? And when did RRRG and Shinobu get separated?

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<3

>>133826457
There wasn't a monkey fight in Neko and It was during Shinobu Time when they got separated.

>>133825980
Who's the best and why is it Shinobu?

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>>133826618

Even Araragi says that Shinobu is the best.

>>133826457

>>133826457
No, there wasn't.

They were separated when Shinobu ran away, during the time Oshino left as well

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>>133826658
>Araragi in charge of being decisive

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>>133826638

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TIGHT BUTTHOLE

>>133826658
>Even Araragi says that Shinobu is the best.

citation needed. Araragi always puts what's in front of him as the priority

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>>133826786
>she's short enough for you to stand over her and plow her ass like that

>>133826732

Araragi was decisive when he saved Ougi at owari vol 3.

>>133826732

Senjougahara living the dream

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my heart tbqh

>>133826806
Shinobu is the only person he would die with

>>133826831
Well I would hope there would be some character development at some point.

>>133826638
yes
YES

>>133826878

There always is character development, question is if you can spot it over time in changes.

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>>133826857
Reminder that monogatari is about Crab's harem, not rrrgi's.

>>133826872
How about some better evidence: Araragi was willing to abandon everything from his old life to save Hachikuji, except Shinobu.

>>133826860
my pancreas tbqh

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>>133826860
i know how you feel

>>133826941
>except Shinobu.
He was willing to abandon her too

>>133826733
Muh dick.

>>133826941

If anything, that says that he's a canon lolicon

>>133826732

This image was definitely created during the first season. Crab is relegated to a bottom tier role in the second season or after, with Kanbaru, doll, and fat cat being the girls he cheats on shinobu with.

>>133827029
he would become human if he did

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>>133826733

>go to download episode
>can't figure out why I can't see it on nyaa
>realized I typed ougimonogatari

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>>133827104
He was already separated from Shinobu when he was about to say goodbye to Hachikuji. Just admit i,. Araragi always puts what's in front of him as priority. He's always done that since episode 1.

>>133827178
Episode 20 was a sad one

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>>133827095
>he's a canon loli

That's right, I hope the English translation doesn't leave anything out because muh morals

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>>133827798
>lolicon
>sistercon
Is there no girl that's off limits to this madman?

>>133826638
New phone wallpaper. Thanks

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>>133827909
Is there any girl that wouldn't want this?
It's a mutual thing, rrrrrgi has a fuckload of fetishes and these women are perfectly willing to love him

>>133827798
>English translation
huh? what'd I miss?

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>>133827909
WHERE ARE HIS NIPPLES?

>>133828069
The translation of Kizu is coming December 15th

>>133827909

He wants for Karen to not be his sister. Clearly his perversions stop short of siscon.

>>133827909
Nothing. Girls all the way up to 598 are in his strike zone.

>>133828151
He only wants that to avoid violating the Metropolitan Ordinance.

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>>133828151
Only so other people don't look down on him for banging his sister.

>>133828151
He clearly wants her to be his sister and fuck her.
Or so he would let Kanbaru to believe.

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>>133828151
Bullshit

In the ln he's a fucking monster when it comes to fetishes
If you ask me he's pretty tame

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How the fuck do you expect anyone to respond to this Hachikuji?

I want to be Araragi.

>>133828556
her lips look soft

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>>133828363
All things considered, he handled it pretty well. Only tried to immolate himself and kanbaru to see her again. Doll knows how much he liked her.

>>133828672
The softest.

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>>133828151
He states afterwards that removing the bond by blood would make it boring.

Not that it matters, because he still has shit taste in sisters. Tsukihi a best.

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Araragi's reaction to finding her/her injuries seems awfully low key considering how much he freaked out when she first disappeared. Is it because Monkey was watching?

>>133828363
Fuck I haven't even gotten to monogatari second season

Please I don't want anything to happen to Hamekuji

>>133828896
Tsukihi isn't an idiot that will get dragged into a ponzi scheme or raped in a back ally if her oniichan doesn't look after her. Karen stimulates his protective instinct.

>>133828947
Probably.
It's very odd that she's not regenerating.
Is it because their link is broken?

>>133828947
The shock and adrenaline wore off and it turned into a more slow-burning freakout. He was about to start lecturing Shinobu on being safe before a new enemy appeared.

>>133829023
Yes. Yotsugi explained it during Oni.

>>133828198
>>133828201

Well even still. Shouldn't a true siscon be willing to accept the consequences of their deviances?

Kyousuke Kosaka was willing to turn his back to society for his lover.

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>>133827095
>If anything, that says that he's a canon lolicon

We all knew that ages ago.

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>>133828896
why not both?
snake not included

>>133829145
A true siscon wouldn't want to get their sister hurt to satisfy their own feelings.

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>>133829198
Then use a better picture
Monkey most definitely included

>>133829366
I like Ougi better with sclera

>>133826188
This is one of the best scenes in all of Monogatari for me so far.

Fuck I'd watch a whole show about just Kanbaru, Kaiki and Shinobu antics.

I like this season because monkey has nice long hair again.

Fuck the trope of "muh character development" = cutting the hair short and ugly.

>>133829366
>red and black
>all that ringing
shitty upscaling is shitty

>>133826732
This really is the best orgy group ever.
Araragi gets to fuck all the sexiest girls.
Senjougahara gets to fuck not only her boyfriend but also Hanekawa and Kanbaru.
Kanbaru gets to fuck her true love Senjougahara, and Araragi who she also likes. And by sticking with Araragi she gets access to Karen and Shinobu.

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Kanbaru is just so great

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How much longer until Hachikuji comes back so I can know when to pick this up again?

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>>133829571
Monkey is super cute with short hair.
You take that back.
But I'll admit this hairstyle is much cuter than I found it to be in hana,

>>133829627
something that's not captured by those webms: her voice is great too

>>133829610
>by sticking with Araragi (Kanbaru) gets access to Karen and Shinobu
She gets to be close by, but nothing more.

>>133826732
This is literally the best harem one could hope to have.
Good thing that Araragi is also one of (if not the) better harem MC around.

>>133829632
Wait another year for Owari 2

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>>133829627
>also that's cute
That is who Kanbaru truly is.
Also this.

>>133829166
ok i know all the characters from madoka on the right and left but who are the middle 4?

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>>133827909
He's never shown any sexual interest in his mom, so at least he probably doesn't have an oedipus complex.

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>>133829666
Nope, his competition are betas and retards, Koyomi is the best

>>133829761
hidamari and szs characters

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>>133829646
Nise Monkey and Ponytail Monkey best Monkey hairstyles.

Get at me.
>>133829657
>tfw Sawashiro will never talk to you

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>>133829716
I wonder if we'll get a full set by the end.

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>>133829786
Why would I get at you for being objectively right?

Haven't watched episodes 6, 7, or 8 yet. Does Shinobu get an OP?

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>>133830011

>Shinobu
>OP

It's just the half-assed artstyle from the ED combined with mediocre music and your generic ominous choir.

>>133830011
She gets an OP, but not sung by Sakamoto.

Spaceballs has ruined my ability to take "mein schwartz" seriously.

>>133830011
6 is still sodachi's arc.
What the hell are you doing anon?

>>133830129
Wait, it's mein schatz. The spaceballs part still stands.

>>133830123
>>133830129
Damn
>artstyle from the ED
FUCK

>>133830157
I don't have internet, so I download everything I can when I go to a friends house.

>>133830200
Oh wow anon.
That's terrible.
How are you here now?

>>133830307
Yes.

>>133830200
>I don't have internet
that sounds unhealthy, you should see a doctor about that

>>133830129
>>133830123
Why is that again?

Sakamoto is my GOAT VA and I got really fucking pissed in Second Season when Shinobu did't get an OP.
Needless to say that I'm still pissed, but I at least braced myself this time.

>>133830433
I can't afford it, or even basic cable.

>>133830435
As far as anyone can tell: She wants her performance to be credited to herself instead of Shinobu and she wants to work with her preferred composers/partners instead of Meg Rock. Neither of those things are possible due to contract stuff, so she just doesn't sing.

>>133830557
It's a damn shame too, since her voice seems much more suited for western-style songs (which a Shinobu OP would pretty likely be) than her usual jpop stuff.

>>133828151
There were two love triangles centered around rrrgi during the series

Crab vs Cat - Cat BTFO
Bee vs Phoenix - Phoenix BTFO

I can't believe he believes in monogamous little sister relations

>>133826658
Wait, so Koyomimonogatari should've been adapted before Owari?
Did Shaft actually say anything about this?

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>you will never wash a Shinobu

>>133830751
Koyomimonogatari is just a 12 short stories that all take place over the corse of a year. It doesn't really matter when they will animate them, if ever.

>>133830751
Koyomimonogatari is in the planning phase.

>>133830557
Well fuck, just put me out of my misery. ;_;

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Why was Shinobu's and Ararararagi's connection severed again?

I tried rewatching previous seasons but got nothing.

>>133830793
>>133830794
Oh, alright then.

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Shinobu was too chill when they reunited, it's been so goddamn long for the viewer since she appeared, I wanted her to whip out his cock and shove that shit all the way down to her esophagus in a cute way

The events of this story take all over the fucking place. I remember parts of it like Shinobu popping in and finding Hanekawa in Araragi's room, and the reference to Kanbaru getting called out.

So I guess this happens right before Araragi pops in and saves Hanekawa from her tiger thing?
And when does the Ougi conversation with Araragi take place in Shinobu Time? Because at that point he's suspicious of her which we haven't seen at any other point so far.

>>133830899
After owari 1 some time.

>>133830852
Kurayami did it.

>>133830852
It was during Shinobu Time Part 3.
They blasted away with Unlimited Rulebook and left Shinobu behind.

>>133830875
I believe it's barely been a day for them, so it does makes sense.

>>133829786
Why would I hate a man who chases the same dream as me?

>>133831059
break the 4TH wall and acknowledge it's been around a year or two for the viewer

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POST MORE CUTE SHINOBU.

>>133831082
The closest you get is Araragi saying that he has put off telling this story.

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>>133831141
Post more sexy Shinobu.

>>133826786
What did one pussy lip say to the other?
If only we didn't let that dick come between us.

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just watched, 11/10 episode because Shinobu

Someone post CSI: putting on a boot.webm

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The cutest.

>>133831059
It's been a pretty long day for Araragi, considering Hachikuji just died again.

Maybe that's part of the reason he's emotionally burnt out.

>>133826658
Huh, so shaft still has 3 arcs (4 if they're going to do Zoku) to adapt before the end of Owari?
Since they only have 4 more episodes to wrap up this arc and do the others, how are they gonna pull it off?
Owari S2? OVAs? Movies?

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>>133831300

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Araragi is a fool not to rail that.

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WATASHI NO CHINCHIN

>>133829321
>>133831357
Thanks for exploding my dick, SHAFT.

>>133831357
She'll win in epilogue hana foreshadows it fight

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>>133831328
Porque no los dos?

>>133831357
Senjouhara will destroy him if he does. Besides, she already took care of his sexual frustration

>>133826860
>>133829627
Where can I get a backpack like this?

>ITT: people who cannot follow basic out-of-order stories
I mean, how? Isn't it obvious that this is happening during Tsubasa Tiger after Arararararagi and Shinobu get attacked by the Darkness that was trying to devour Hachikuji? This is clear as day.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. Shinobu is just way too perfect. How can you resist a smug blonde vampire loli that uses Washi and ends her sentences with "no ja"? I will now proceed to masturbate to my collection of Shinobu doujins. Excuse me.

>>133831639
It's more to do with how long it has been since i watched that, and how many other shows i've already watched since then. It's hard to remember stuff accurately.

>>133829145
Except Kyousuke was a faggot with shit taste. Araragi has better taste and is alpha in comparison

>>133831357
He would totally a Monkey if Senjougahara wasn't his girlfriend.

Monkey a best. This is unarguably.

47 days remain. Are you ready?

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>>133832045
>not liking sleeves

>>133832105
Can't wait to watch it in the end of the next year.

>>133832218
That's what you get for not being in Japan, onii-chan.

>>133832253
>unironically using honorifics

Smh senpai.

Oh by the way, I really enjoyed the "Ika, Kaisou" reprise after the OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e15VUsxqtbY

Only 5 (five) months for the OST

>>133826538
>sexualize Kanbaru left and right
>"but of course, we can't show anything of lolis, ever!"

Feetfags need not apply.
SHAFT sure has lost its touch after Nisemono.

Hey,

Shinobu is still in Araragi's shadow by the end of Zoku, right? Everything is ok?

>>133832632
You already know the answer you're just too retarded to realise you do

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In the 6th episode, what was the significance of part of Cat's hair turning white?

I will marry Kanbaru.

>>133832914
She buys cheap dyer.

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What went wrong?

>>133833061
That's one big steering wheel.

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Am i supposed to remember this happening? Because i don't.

>>133832925
Not if I do first, nigger.

>>133833061
that one doujin is canon they fucked don't believe nisio because he probably published it himself

>>133832967
>>133832914
so ougi can make fun of her shitty dyejob in that park scene

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I don't remember Neko, Bat and Monkey fighting. What am i missing?

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>>133825980
>Shinobu is

>>133833151
>>133833259
Just like Shinobu said, it wasn't Monkey, but a monkey-like aberration. However, it hasn't been shown yet. Perhaps a bookfag can help us about this.

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Is Araragi + monkey + bat the best possible combination for an arc?

>>133833259
Monkey has only fought Araragi
Neko has fought Araragi
Bat fought along side Araragi against Ononoki & kagenui

>>133826188
>dat pose
>dat wink
Kanbaru was definitely trying to seduce Shinobu, wasn't she?

>>133833338
>You will never read a spin off story about Araragi, monkey, and bat driving around Japan solving oddity problems

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the greatest anime scene of all time

>>133833061
Not seeing enough of those titties in the backseat.

>>133833272
It feels so great when an episode panders to your fetishes in a tasteful way

>>133833434
Feels so bad they don't pander to lolicons.

>>133833385

*driving around in an old WWII motorbike with shinobu in a sidecar, araragi driving, and kanbaru leglock piggybacked on araragi

>>133833402
>You will never be Yotsugis boots

Why even live?

>>133833385
>senjougahara is shit who doesn't want anything to do with oddities even though she is dating one
>kanbaru is chill even when meeting your loli vampire and she seems totes cool with all the weird shit you do and the people you know

the choice is obvious
would shinobu even be allowed out of his shadow if he married senjou. I feel like it'd be like getting ntr'd 24/7 for Bat

>>133830729
I had no idea he chose karen lol when did that happeen

>>133833454
but yotsugi is a loli

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Well?
inb4: ur a faget

>>133833476
Perfect. Now just make sure it's almost entirely during the night.

Their town has ridiculously clear skies and low light pollution, apparently. Shit must be real pretty.

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>>133833338
Yotsugi too

>>133833555
ur a faget

>>133833555
There was nothing written in the letter.
No, really, Nisio doesn't know what she would've written. He only wrote this part because he thought it would get people thinking and cover up the bad writing at the end of Sodachi Lost. This part really didn't have anything to do with the series itself.

>>133833555
answer sheet for that test

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>>133833338
>Ragi
>Shinobu
>Kanbaru
>Hachikuji
>with brief appearces by Kaiki and maybe even Le did something good happen man

>>133833549
Footfaggotry is not fanservice.

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>>133833645
I like it

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>>133833555

>>133833657
>i have shit taste please kill me

>>133833618

I thought that was what made the arc the best. Even with all the silly plotholes revolving Sodachi's mom it was still the most grounded in reality.

Apparitions are pretty dumb to be honest, senpai.

What I would really kill to watch is a college spin off with Kaiki, Meme and Gaen.

Jesus Christ how bad I'd like to see this.

>>133825980
I am waiting for Owari to get completed before watching it
What am i in for?

>>133833667
If only, no more crab would be great.

>>133833645
add the sisters and it's perfect

>>133833704
fuck off with this >what am i in for garbage you piece of shit

>>133833061
>hair too long
>car too small
>that ugly coat
>went full beta when texting Monkey
Hana was the worst.

>>133833805
>talking shit about the greatest car ever designed

Square up, nigger.

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>>133833061
>Kanbaru will never be in your backseat

>>133833569
I really do like this nighttime color palette

>>133833872
>Kanbaru will never talk shit about my mom-tier car

>>133833872
>>133833912
>Kanbaru will never be real

It hurts Anons...I know.

>>133833061
Aside from the characters jumping years ahead? And the fact that we solve monkeys problems already?

>>133833912
>Kanbaru will never speak to you over the phone in the nude

>get drunk
>partying with friends
>find an old lady
>make her a corpse doll
>fight over who gets to take her home
>play kings game
>Kaiki has to confess to Tooe Gaen over the phone
>In retaliation he makes Kagenui never walk on the ground for the rest of her life
>Oshino passes out naked
>Izuko is blowing some dude in the bathroom all "ara~ ara~" like

>>133833667
Kimi no Iru Machi was shit

>>133833977

>>133833700

>>133833943
>implying it'd be better if she was real

Then the only reason I'd cite for feeling those feels is my own shit-tier social game. Only leaving my dorm to eat, go to class, lift, and go home won't make it happen.

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>>133833667

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>>133833977
>being this dedicated

>>133834064
>not wanting your own Kanbaru

Anon pls

>>133834207
I never said I didn't want her, I'm saying I'd fuck my chances of getting her over.

I hold no delusions that my crippling autismo would refrain from fucking me over when Kanbaru is involved.

Not to mention it's in a vicious cycle with this ingrained self-defeatism. I'm gonna fucking die alone.

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>>133834295

>>133834064
>>133834295
>feels
>blogging
Holy shit, fuck off.

>>133834414
Subscribe first

>>133834414
Wow that was incredibly rude Anon, apologize.

>>133834295
Kill yourself.

>>133834159
>cancer being this obnoxiously new

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>>133834636
Listing characters from a franchises into college scenarios is heroes of the dorm level tumblr.

Well, this thread went rather quickly to the dumpster.

>>133834815
Well they canonically were in something called the occult research club so I'd assume they didn't take themselves too seriously

Don't be so cynical

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>>133834832
I went rather quickly to your mom's dumpster

>>133834815
Fuck off

It will be so satisfying to eventually be able to watch all the monogataris in chronological order

>>133835019
We only watch this shit for the fanservice, stop being unironically retarded, gaijin pig.

why are the new OP's so shitty

>>133835243
No singing.

>>133835064
There is like literally no fanservice anymore, senpai.

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>All these people wondering when Shinobu got disconnected from Araragi
Just rewatch Onimonogatari and Tsubasa Tiger while you're at it.

I really wanted to see Sodachi blush

>>133826188
>>133833589
Do you have a .gif of monkey weezing in the back while bat talks ararararagi? It's near this scene

>>133835437
Me too. I bet she never shaves.

>>133829789
The breasts talked!

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>>133835444

>>133835523
Your perfect. Thank you

>>133835568
i want to massage her breasts

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I wish these were webms

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best character ever. I miss her

So when did shinobu got separated with araragi again?

Its been a while so I have forgotten most of the story.

>>133829600
That picture is from 720p though

>>133835827
Darkness attacked them and that severed the link

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>>133835827
>

>>133835897
>>133835909

Thanks anons

>spoonfeeding retards
Summer is laying the red carpet out for reddit, I see.

Sounds like Araragi caught a cold.

>>133836138
if u dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all

>>133836585
anything nice

Also, you're a fucking faggot.

>>133836585
Kill yourself.

>>133836880
>"be sure not to show anything lewd of her, MUH MORALS must be protected!"
Shaft, 2015

>>133836880
stare too long and it becomes abstract art

>>133837262
you must be a bit sleep deprived or high.

>>133831498
Perche no parlo spics tres bien.

>>133833385
I'd raher have a spin-off about Kaiki and Oshino solving oddity problems and then going to drink and fuck bitches at the university.

>>133837524
You have an interesting concept of who Oshino and Kaiki are.

>>133837854
Oh, come on, they spent 4 years doing shit for Gaen. I'm sure they must have gone to drink together, even if it was just to banter and see who was right about some subjet one of them brought.
Kaiki being so Kaiki and Meme being Meme, bitches must have been all over their dicks.

>>133837020
But every inch of Shinobu's body is lewd.

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>>133826188
>>133826317
These statements are correct. Shinobu a best.

>>133837951
But what does it worth if we don't see anything?

I hope when Shinobu and Araragi finally get their link fixed we get a nice okaeri/tadaima scene between them.

>>133830852
The darkness severed the connection by appearing on rrrgi's shadow, thus preventing Shinbu from entering his shadow in time to escape with him.

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Adult when? I'm need to fap to her.

>>133837854
To be fair, Oshino and Kaiki have at different points in the series actually acquired Alcohol for the purposes of consumption.
Kaiki is even classy enough to drink spirits while having best song Hoyoku playing.

>>133831639
Here's an idea. I know this is gonna sound crazy, but here goes: Why not make the story linear? I mean no one's really watching this for the story anyway, but at least make the plot sorted chronologically instead of trying to be "artsy" and "progressive".

>>133833555
Her identity. Even though she had a complex upbringing, she was able to function as long as she had math. Her level of happiness may be equivalent to 0, but that can be seen as a beautiful thing.

>>133838192
1) The series started as a handful of short stories that got popular that Nisio then fleshed-out into a full series.
2) Telling it out of order makes it more interesting.
3) If you put events that follow a common pattern next to each other, regardless of when they happened, it helps the viewer understand the pattern and why it happened which tends to be more important than what happened.

>>133834414
Reddit tier post, here's your (you)

>>133838385
1 is pretty discredited at this point.

>>133838192
Because in fiction it isn't necessary nor even always ideal to tell a story entirely in chronological order. Stop being a fucking moron.

I'm so fucking confused, when does Shinobu mail take place? When did they separate? When did Shinobu fight a monkey?

Guys when is Shinobu Mail? When did she get separated from Araragi? How do I anime?

It's finally happened. Monogatari is too deep for /a/.

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>>133838534

>>133838504
>>133838534

>>133835909

>>133831323
They alredy said that Owarimonogatari will just adapt the first 2 volumes of the novel. Vol 3, Koyomimonogatari and Zokuowarimonogatari come with a later season

When they got lost, I thought best girl had returned for a second.

>>133835523
This face gave me nightmares.

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>>133838730
Yeah I too was hoping for Gaen to make a proper appearance this episode.

The fact Mayoi only just left automatically clued me in the getting lost wasn't her.

>>133826672
no they were separated this time when yotsugi did the unlimited rulebook jump and the dark thing crossed Araragi's shadow. Go watch the 3rd episode of onimonogatari.

Am I gonna have to re-watch half of Season 2 every time a new episode comes out now? I can't keep track of this timeline bullshit.

>>133839369

Just go back to watching Ebin Object or some other show better suited for your intellect and attention span.

>>133836880
I need a gif/webm of her hair flip

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This gave me a foot fetish.
Fuck you japan.

>>133838192
>Why not make the story linear?
Because imagine if all storytelling was the same linear shit that we already get in most works. It would be fucking annoying.

>I mean no one's really watching this for the story anyway,
Fuck you, I am.

>but at least make the plot sorted chronologically instead of trying to be "artsy" and "progressive".
If you don't like "artsy" and "progressive", you have basically no reason to watch Monogatari. What the hell are you doing here?

>>133838555
I suspect this is an influx from Reddit and other shitty websites. I mean, even a newfag like me understands all about the series.

>>133839409
>Ebin Object
wat

why does crab get so little screentime?

>>133839901
literally one scene this season lel

>>133839901
Because she's already fully realized as a character and as such she doesn't need to get involved with oddity related matters.

>>133839901
She's just 'the girlfriend' now. Her purpose is done pretty much. She'll have a scene here and there to remind you she exists, but as for the narrative, she can't really provide anything.

Crab's purpose has been reduced to making sure Cat remains single.

Can someone explain why HS translates "onii-chan" as "devil boy" in the newest episode?

>>133840072
Because it's not onii-chan, it's oni-chan

>>133840072
devil boy is what Kagenui and Ononoki refers to him as in Nisemonogatari

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>>133840072

Instead of "brother" the character of "demon" is used. Works better in text, obviously.

>>133839640
Based on the current time of year and the insufferable amounts of attention this site (and board) has been receiving, it's pretty much a given.

>>133839485
Her undressing and this made my dick go doki doki.

>>133840072
>HS
>translates
Pick one.

>>133839485
>taking the sock off
>not keeping it on
It's shit.

>>133838106
Really? Nobody's reacting to that? I'm disappointed /a/.

>>133840310
But if you watch closely, she takes it off and keeps it on at the same time. Better fix that in the BDs, Shaft.

>>133840131
I wish the HorribleSubs ripping script wouldn't reposition the subs. Other CR rips don't suffer this problem.

>>133840072
because their horrible. Can you not read?

>>133838130
>huge clumps of meat instead of dfc

Gross.

>>133840346
She's unable to heal because of the broken link with Araragi currently

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ATTN:

CAT MODE BAT A CUTE

A CUTE

>>133839369
You should've wen the entire series 3 times by now.

I bought the whole thing as it was coming out and keep rewatching it because over $600 means you rewatch over and over and over.

>>133840346
Why should we? We already got the bandaid to confirm she doesn't wear panties. Why does this matter?

>>133840880
It's the thought that counts.

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>>133840880
We also got her bare ass.

>>133840971
You fool! Don't just think about things. You're better off just doing it.

>>133840972
We've seen all of Shinobu at this point.

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>>133840972

I want Nisio to write a side story with entirely Araragi and loli shenanigans
also alternate world story where Araragi and Sodachi are a couple with no suffering

>>133841120
>I want Nisio to write a side story with entirely Araragi and loli shenanigans

What is: Shinobu Time

>>133841120
Loli shenanigans have made up a pretty substantial section of Monogatari already. I just wish Shinobu finally got some romantic attention, since Japan seems too fucking dumb to see her as anything more than the cute donut girl or vampire dominatrix unless she gets an obvious romantic scene.

>>133835568
Still my favourite gif from the franchise

>>133833618
It was le symbolism meaning she had possibilites in her new future

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>>133835568

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Surprised no one has made a webm of this scene yet, Shinobu blush <3

>>133842370
Hey, I was just going to ask for that. Thanks!

>bare back
>exposed shoulders
>collarbone
>side panel
>low cut top
>sandals

Shinobu is a miracle. Could any other design be more effective at extracting semen?

>>133842370
it has been a hundred times anon

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>>133842570
No

>>133834815
Why are you so dumb

>>133842370
>Are you an Italian?

What

>>133842677
Random kisses

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>>133842570
Yes

>>133842570
She could be in her adult form.

>>133842268
>missing the last part

why?

>>133842370
>guy lifts the girl from the ground and kiss
>girl tries to protest but surrenders helplessly to it
This is my favourite fetish.

>>133842677
Reference to Casanova.

>>133841160
And it was terrible.
And batfags wanted it to be longer.
Fucking batfags.

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Who else did it?

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>>133842570
Vampire lolis, as an archetype, probably cannot evolve further than this. Even the casual nudity ones land in the second tier if we only base this on appearance alone.

The only thing left to do is further refine the variations of sundresses and change hairstyles of future vampire lolis.

She is the pinnacle of pandering, in a good way. It's like reaching the absolute limit of a technology. They would have to change their entire approach to loli vampires if they want to improve on shinobu's design enough to put her in a second tier.

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>>133842993
Figured it would be a good part to stop the webm

>>133837981
She'd be a generic blonde loli without those lovely, lovely, beautiful gold eyes. Funny how something like that can make or break a character design.

>>133843021
Me
But I believe Amazon will fuck up and I will get it in the new year

>>133843211
Shortly after I ordered back in May they brought the release date forward to late November, then about a month ago it went to the end of December, which I am not expecting to get at that time because of the postal service. But I have waited since May so a few days doesn't really matter

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I love this smug bitch

>batfags spamming thread over 10 seconds of bat
>mfw that anon was right
>mfw they are insufferable